/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16835915]

Would you eat a Doggper?

[Anonymous No.16835918]

I want America to go up in thermonuclear fire.

[Anonymous No.16835929]

>>16835915
I’ve heard a lot of Korean people think that they are the most beautiful race. That they define the standard. Does anyone really think this? I don’t!

[Anonymous No.16835930]

>>16835918
>America dies
>The rest of the world goes with it due to the fallout
Nice idea faggot.
>>16835915
Interesting idea but I don't see other countries following sui.

[Anonymous No.16835934]

>>16835918
>Burger King Korea

[Anonymous No.16835952]

>>16835915
"Burger King Korea" and "dog" in the same sentence, but it's not what you would expect.

[Anonymous No.16835956]

>>16835929
I don't know but I'd definitely lick every square inch of the hot South Korean girl in the OP.

[Anonymous No.16835959]

>>16835915
i like how the dog is staring off as if he's having an existential crisis

[Anonymous No.16835966]

>>16835915
There are people paid to taste dog food, anon. Someone ate what your dog eats.

[Anonymous No.16835972]

>>16835934
Oh, the Koreans invented Burger King?
I thought it was an American thing so that’s where I directed my anger.
How did a little Korean burger shop become a staple in the USA?

[Anonymous No.16835973]

>>16835929
plastic surgery is seen as a rite of initiation when girls turn 16
korea is a fake hyperconsumerist society full of fake hyperconsumerist people led by a feminist death cult

[Anonymous No.16835997]

>>16835966
Humans eat more disgusting food than dogs on average. Dogs only eat meat and drink water. Humans eat Impossible™ Whoppers® and drink high fructose corn syrup. Dogs have also managed to enslave a "more intelligent" species merely by being cute.

[Anonymous No.16836009]

>>16835973
Now I know. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.16836010]

>>16835972
holy shit dude

[Anonymous No.16836028]

>>16835972
A Brazilian private equity firm created BK Korea. America hasn't owned BK or Popeyes for a while. The PE firm expanded both internationally beyond North America

[Anonymous No.16836094]

>>16835929
>kor*ans
>people

[Anonymous No.16836104]

>>16835997
Dogs are omnivorous

[Anonymous No.16836109]

>>16835997
dogs eat everything on their path when not trained or full

[Anonymous No.16836118]

>>16836109
Exept certain vegetables

[Anonymous No.16836181]

>>16835973

Fortunately, Koreans can be easily defeated by even the cheapest electric fan:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

[Anonymous No.16836183]

>>16835972
>Anti-American is an actual 20 IQ fuckwit
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.16836338]

>>16835972
LMFAO based

[Anonymous No.16836348]

>>16835915
Is there dog in it?

[Anonymous No.16836353]

>>16835915
Let me guess, its just shitty dog food under a different shape covered in some kind of sauce that is pretty much the same thing used in treat sticks?

[Anonymous No.16836648]

>>16836028
Americans invented being stupid and eating garbage junk food from mcdonalds, so yes, america is to blame for it.

[Anonymous No.16837359]

>>16835929
Yes, they believe this. Also literally every Korean you see in mass media has had extensive plastic surgery. They don’t comprehend the irony in this. Also ironic, they believe they are the smartest race too. Fascinating people.

[Anonymous No.16839513]

>>16835973
how the fuck does this even happen?

[Anonymous No.16839548]

>>16835997
>dogs enslaved humans by being cute
No, we made dogs cute through eugenics by forcing them to mate with each other or raping them with artificial insemination. Modern dogs have essentially been created by humans for human enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.16839565]

>>16835915
>>16836353
It disgusts me that people don't just feed their pets real food. Your dog or cat will be far happier and healthier eating fresh meat and organs than any processed bullshit. Processed dog food should be considered animal abuse.

[Anonymous No.16840005]

>>16835915
God I miss my bichon

[Anonymous No.16840016]

>>16836648
Would you like to post a photograph of your hand, palm facing up, so we can be assured that you are a human being with a soul?

[Anonymous No.16840047]

>>16835915
>NOOOOO not the heckin doggper

[Anonymous No.16840097]

>>16839548
>raping them with artificial insemination
Holy shit, PETA, calm down with the fetishization.

[Anonymous No.16840107]

>>16840097
Rape is a power move, and it's factually correct. I'm not saying it's wrong to do, I'm simply saying the dogs are our slaves and not the other way around, as proven by our complete control over them and their genetic development. This whole "hurr durr the dogs own us" meme is fucking stupid when we objectively exert utter control over everything about them.

[Anonymous No.16840342]

>>16835918
I'll fucking rape you bitch

[Anonymous No.16840392]

what the hell is this thread

[Anonymous No.16840439]

>>16835972
Not our fault you faggots fuck up our food so badly.

[Anonymous No.16840444]

>>16840439
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.16840482]

>>16840444
Who's talking about race? You're nuts. Just stop doing this shit.

[Anonymous No.16840488]

>>16840482

[Anonymous No.16840491]

>>16840488

[Anonymous No.16840492]

>>16835929
they are naturally ugly

[Anonymous No.16840508]

>>16840491

[Anonymous No.16840510]

>>16835915
>Americans give their dogs burgers
I thought I'd seen it all...

[Anonymous No.16840520]

>>16840508

[Anonymous No.16840540]

>>16835973
Schizos leave

[Anonymous No.16840544]

>>16840482
>>16840488
>>16840491
I love how other countries get away with this, but could you imagine the global outrage if American stores started carrying "Honorable Japanese - Sushi Japanese Style" made with cheese instead of rice and bacon instead of seaweed?

[Anonymous No.16840561]

>>16840544
We probably have that desu

[Anonymous No.16840583]

>>16840561
If someone has made that it would never be called "Japanese style sushi" because we're not THAT retarded. In fact, I could imagine a company getting sued for false advertising for that.

[Anonymous No.16840585]

>>16840520
wtf bbq flavored marshmellows?
do europeans really think we eat that?

[Anonymous No.16840594]

>>16840520
Roasting marshmallows is a camping/bonfire thing, not a barbecue/grilling thing.

[Anonymous No.16840602]

>>16840585
They misunderstood the concept of toasting marshmallows. Nobody ever "barbecues" marshmallows. Never seen anyone toast them over a grill.

[Anonymous No.16840605]

>>16840583
Yeah I see your point. That would look stupid in a grocery store.

[Anonymous No.16840619]

>>16840602
I make smoores on my grill after I cook and eat dinner the coals are still hot
with some nice gram crackers and some good chocolate its a nice easy desert

[Anonymous No.16840623]

>>16840619
That sounds remarkably comfy

[Anonymous No.16840624]

>>16835915
>Made with fresh quality ingredients that can be consumed by humans
So the dogpper is actually a higher quality meat than the real whopper?

[Anonymous No.16840651]

The worst part of the neolib world order is how painfully cringe advertising has become. I can tolerate some cringe, it happens sometimes, but for some reason fast food multinationals are just unstoppable, please no more.

[Anonymous No.16840750]

>>16840107
The child who made your iphone is more of a slave than some white bitches Pomeranian whos only job is to sit on its ass, get massages, and get fed exotic game meats its wild ancestors could never dream of eating without risk of injury or death

[Anonymous No.16840765]

>>16840651
Go back to /pol/ already spazz

[Anonymous No.16840777]

>>16839565
Cats have a very specific dietary need that can only be easily met with processed food. You basically have to feed them mice if you don't want them eating canned food.

[Anonymous No.16840792]

>>16835973
Their graduation gift is a plastic surgery just tell you how ugly and fake these people are

[Anonymous No.16840795]

>>16835972
u have to have like some developmental disability
please just come out and say it so i can treat you accordingly

[Anonymous No.16840828]

>>16835929
they are the most conventionally-attractive people of Asian-heritage, on average, and I'd say by a pretty wide margin....even without factoring in plastic surgery.

[Anonymous No.16840905]

>>16840777
It's not all that complicated, just grind up skin-on bone-in chicken thighs, fish, and organs (chicken liver, heart, etc), add some eggs, lightly cook the food before serving it. You can make the food in big batches and keep it in the freezer and fridge. 3-4 pounds of meat will feed a cat for a couple weeks. People just don't want to put any work into caring for a pet they claim to love. Cats especially have it hard because people keep them inside, so the combination of sedentary lifestyle and grain-filled kibble makes them prone to all kinds of problems (obesity, diabetes, dental decay, hair falling out, digestive distress, urinary issues) because they're just not made to eat that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.16841022]

>>16840905
Will look into this kind of recipe, currently feeding my cat with quality wet food only but it's kind of expensive.

I would add to your post that for an indoor cat it makes a huge difference to play with them everyday for 15 min.

[Anonymous No.16841161]

>>16841022
Here's a good resource as a starting point: https://catinfo.org/making-cat-food/
A long read but it's good info and includes a recipe. The supplements in the recipe (vit E, fish oil, etc) can just be replaced with actual fish for a more whole food approach.

[Anonymous No.16841169]

>>16840583
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.16841511]

>>16835929
>I’ve heard a lot of Korean people think that they are the most beautiful race.
If they really thought that then why do all the women get surgery to get European features?
They are just liars.

[Anonymous No.16841550]

>>16835915
From eating dogs in burgers to feeding dogs burgers. What a journey for Korea.

[Anonymous No.16841559]

Let us not forget our friendly Brits with the horse burgers.

[Anonymous No.16841574]

>>16835952
this

[Anonymous No.16841580]

>>16835915
I fucking hate the way that dog looks. why the fuck do Koreans have to make everything look retarded

[Anonymous No.16841581]

>>16841559
That was an EU problem, and as we all know the UK is no longer a part of the EU.

[Anonymous No.16841609]

>>16835915
You know how you ask for burgers with no lettuce or something, but then it comes and there's like a bit of tomato that got cross-contaminated.

Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.16841634]

>>16840828
I disagree. They are androgynous blobs.

[Anonymous No.16841794]

>>16840488

[Anonymous No.16841808]

>>16841580
Bro it’s a dog, what do you want it to look like, a horse?

[Anonymous No.16841813]

>>16841581
The horse burger debacle was from years ago, before the UK split off from the EU.

[Anonymous No.16841821]

kinda surprised corporate burger king would okay this for their brand image

[Anonymous No.16841850]

>>16841821
What are you some kind of picky eater that doesn't like plastics in your food?

[Anonymous No.16841883]

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