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What went so horribly wrong?

>> No.16834703

>Stallion
>word for male horse
>Megan
>Thee
>old word for "you"
Woman you male horse

Zoomers and extolling of "celebrities" is where we went wrong.

>> No.16834729

>>16834703
>Hating on big horse cock futas
What are you gay?

>> No.16834733

>>16834696
>Megan Thee Stallion
>Saweetie
>BTK
I guess I’m officially old since I’d never even heard of any of these fastfood celebs before they endorsed some fast food. This thread is literally the first time I’ve heard of this particular one.
>[googles Megan Thee Stallion]
…and what I see is basically identical to what I was imagining, based on zero info other than that retarded stage name, the fact she’s endorsing a hotsauce, and that said hotsauce is for Popeyes chicken.

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16834740

Who are these people

>> No.16834745

>>16834740
americans

>> No.16834746

>>16834703
She's black anon, you're setting the bar way too high from the start.

>> No.16834759

we dont work blue on this board anymore, guys

>> No.16834843

>>16834703
imagine being this cringey

>> No.16834860

>>16834703
I thought celebrity culture would end with boomers but zoomers are even more focused on celebs and status whoring than any previous generation.

>> No.16834883

>>16834843
Ikr. Imagine. Hah

>> No.16835075

I wish Megan Thee Stallion was my older sister who would always stand up for me but also encouraged me to have more confidence. We'd get into fights of course, but at the end of the day, we always hug it out.

>> No.16835080

This is all because the Travis Scott meal at McDonald's was wildly popular. What corporations have not grasped is that it was wildly popular because it was a quarter pounder meal for a cheap price. Nobody gave a fuck whose meal it was.

>> No.16835096

>>16834696
I'd boycott Popeye's for this if I already didn't avoid it because they hire literal retards.

>> No.16835103

>>16834703
That's her nickname because she's tall with long hair
>t. had a class with her in high school 8 years ago

>> No.16835139

>>16834696
Fast food wants to shake its image as "shitty food for poor people". Celebrity partnerships have an air of ironic self-awareness that makes it seem relatable - "haha this is dumb but we all now it's dumb, I'm liking this ironically, in the same vein as my online sense of self" - which overrides the impression of it being McSlop for sharts

>> No.16835185

>>16834729
Seek help.

>> No.16835198 [DELETED] 

They say celebrities, but what the really mean is negros

>> No.16835211

>>16834696
For me it's the J Balvin

>> No.16835213
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16835213

zoomer culture

>> No.16835233

>>16834843
cringey are the people blindly consuming the filth being churned by the music industry and thinking it's "cool".
>yeaaaaa being degenerate individuals imitating actors is sooo cool!

>> No.16835261

>>16835103
How tall is she?

>> No.16835279

>>16834696
"we have to get rid of all these exploitative black brand mascots like uncle Ben and aunt Jemima, but we're going to absolutely partner with tons of jungle-beat makers to sell our product"

>> No.16835283

>>16835279
uncle ben and aunt jemima aint' from the hood.

>> No.16835302

>>16834703
No, no, Megan is clearly a verb in this instance. It's an instruction to the Stallion that it should "Megan" itself.
>Megan thee, Stallion!

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>>16835302
>>16834703
how can you people be so dumb! she's clearly a centaur!

>> No.16835322

>>16835317
Anon, you posted a picture of Megan the Stallion, a transgender centaur, but we're talking about Megan THEE Stallion, which is clearly a command phrase.

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>>16835322
the absolute state of modern day music entertainment

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16835448

I'd eat her sandwich, if you know what I mean.

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16835471

>>16834696

Do you think they'll ever name one of these meals after a white person?

Michael Bolton Meal when?

>> No.16835481

>>16835213
>the cover art of her EP "Suga"

more like SUGMA amirite famalamadingdong

>> No.16835487

>>16835471
>that hair
Faded glory?

>> No.16835488

>>16835471
haven't you heard the news? white people are cancelled.

>> No.16835489

>>16835322
>transgender centaur

So, two things that aren't real?

>> No.16835555

>>16835448
based

>> No.16835593

>>16835261
5'8''

>> No.16835696

>>16835489
Double negative makes it positive, so in fact transgender centaurs are the only ones that ARE real by cancelling out their imaginary nature.

>> No.16835750 [DELETED] 

>>16835488
That's unironically a good thing.

>> No.16836748

>>16835696
>Some centaurs are trans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuous_truth

>> No.16836800

>>16836748
I feel like you missed the joke.

>> No.16837540

>>16835233
thinking that celebrity culture and nonsensical nicknames are the result of "kids these days" and are some kind societal deviations, when really they've existed since time immemorial (see roman gladiators) is cringe. you're a boomer.

>> No.16837734

>>16834696
the bts mcdonalds one was ok because we got a sauce out of it, but these ones that are just "we're selling a burger with chicken nuggets on the side" are fucking lame

>> No.16837758

>>16837734
It reminds me of those people who write articles about "secret menu items" that are just, like, asking for a different sauce on your burger or swapping cheese types or some dumb simple shit, then people act like it's some great revelation as if customizing items hasn't been a thing for decades.

>> No.16838307

>>16837734
The bts one was fucking lame you mccuck

>> No.16838327

>>16835471
>Do you think they'll ever name one of these meals after a white person?

burger king made a meal after lil huddy or whatever his name is

>> No.16838329

>>16834696
Does it taste good and is a better deal to buy? No? Then fuck off

>> No.16838330

>>16834696
Advertising and 'celebrity partnerships' wouldn't exist if everyone had a triple digit IQ.

>a corporation paid this celebrity to pretend to like X
>oh really? I must buy X then!

Absolutely retarded.

>> No.16839115 [DELETED] 

>>16834696
It went wrong when we didn’t forcibly return all blacks to Africa after the civil war.

>> No.16839120 [DELETED] 

>>16835103
It’s probably bc she has a horse hair weave like most disgusting negresses

>> No.16839125 [DELETED] 

>>16835213
I remember when black girls in high school would just shriek and make retarded noises for no reason. They smelled terrible and looked like they never washed. I hate America.

>> No.16839127

>>16835448
Now with extra herpes!

>> No.16839134

>>16838330
Honestly I think I’d rather have some zoomers running around than an entire population of contrarian schizos who do nothing but talk about what shit everything is

>> No.16839255

>>16839134
I'd rather everything just not be shit.

>> No.16839962

whats with the fkn pickles on the chicken sandwiches only a psychopath would eat those

>> No.16840106

>>16835448
Wait is she that annoying "artist" who has the video clip that starts with her bending over and touching her pussy? I'm sick of this being played every day at my school

>> No.16840744

>>16834696
>Celebrity partnerships
>Can be abbreviated as CP
Guys, CP are taking over the fast food industry

>> No.16840903

>>16834696
who?

>> No.16840918

>>16838327
they said white

>> No.16841312

>>16834696
Who the fuck is megan the horse?
I've never heard of megan the horse.
Why is megan a stallion? Are they FtHorse?
Does megan have a horsecock?

>> No.16841322

>>16834696
> there's something wrong to like tall beautiful black women from Houston with thick thighs

you have bad taste anon

>> No.16841340 [DELETED] 

>>16834696
niggers and their kike handlers

>> No.16842655

>>16841322
based take. yeah op what are you, gay?

>> No.16842688

>>16834703
I would literally bet my entire fucking life that this dude has never fucked, kissed, or even hugged a black chick who wasn't some stinky anime weirdo.

>> No.16842776

>>16835080
I thought it was because of those Korean twinks

>> No.16842790

>>16835593
Manlet

>> No.16842803

>>16835489
based

>> No.16842817

>saweety sauce
>cactus jack sent me
>megan the stallion hot sauce
>bts meal
I don't know who any of these people are and I'm literally fucking 20

>> No.16842818

so does she have nudes

>> No.16842842

>>16842817
groid
probably a groid
probably a groid
korea (but the k-pop fans are all bots, the industry is fake even in korea)