/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16833117]

I just ordered pizza again bros. I think I really need help. I have food at home. Why cant I eat unless its tasty?

[Anonymous No.16833120]

Za?

[Anonymous No.16833131]

>>16833120
yes bro

[Anonymous No.16833214]

The closest little ceasers is a 15 min drive away from me. That won't do. Gotta be a 15 min trip round way to keep that pizza hot.

[Anonymous No.16833319]

>>16833214
LC is better when its been sitting for 15min anyway.

[Anonymous No.16833343]

>>16833117
>Why cant I eat unless its tasty?
Because you suck at cooking. If you were good, Little Caesar's would not be your metric for "tasty food". Stop looking at foodlust threads and try some new recipes. Add fresh herbs, try new spices and sauces. Ferment shit for funk. Do something other than be a basic bitch in the kitchen.
>Inb4 b-but I'm good, I loiter on a cooking board every day and learn ao much!
Shut the fuck up and go make stew until it tastes good.

[Anonymous No.16833448]

>>16833343
its more of an energy thing. To make food, I have to
>go to the store
>buy shit
>bring all the groceries up the steps to my 3rd floor apt.
>cook it
>dirty all the fucking dishes
>put everything away
>eat
>clean all the dishes

I work 12 hours a day. I dont know where any of you motherfuckers find the time honestly.

[Anonymous No.16833460]

>>16833319
The only chain that this is true for. Pizza Hut in particular makes for the worst cold chain pizza. It's super greasy, so the grease coagulates and covers the roof of your mouth. Absolutely disgusting. It's probably the best out of the 4 big chains when it's still hot. Also due to the grease, and the leopard print the cheese makes on the crust.

[Anonymous No.16833469]

make your food tastey

[Anonymous No.16833484]

>>16833448
Find simpler recipes and meal items. Yoghurt with some berries/fruit/nuts and spices are easy and very quick to produce. Fermented oats takes less than a minute to prepare initially, and only waiting after for however long you want. Toasting nuts and seeds on a pan is basically 0 clean-up, just juggling on a pan while you manage other business, and you can add dried fruit and so on if you so wish for an instant dry food mix. Avocado toast is carving out avocado as you toast a few pieces of bread, spreading it on the bread, adding thyme/pepper/salt (optionally an acid), and that's it. Everything I mentioned can be done and cleaned in under five minutes.

[Anonymous No.16833493]

>>16833484
all good ideas

[Anonymous No.16833515]

Make your own pizza, it's cheaper and will taste better
But if you insist on being a fag who only eats takeout, at least get Costco pizza. It's cheaper and better than Little Caesars

[Anonymous No.16834592]

>>16833117
Because you're a fat overgrown child who should've been beaten more frequently.

[Anonymous No.16835039]

>>16833117
Why do black people write like illiterate retards?

[Anonymous No.16835109]

>>16833448
I have done all that
>3rd floor apt.
I know your pain.

[Anonymous No.16835112]

>>16833214
Drive twice as fast then you stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.16835114]

>>16833448
at the very least eat something healthier if you can't find the time or energy to cook.

[Anonymous No.16835120]

>>16833515
Eghh, I personally find little Caesar's better than costco

[Anonymous No.16835147]

>>16835109
To add:

> making food requires time and energy
> try to make an effort for 3 meals
> eggs and toast for Breakfast
> two protien sources for lunch and dinner
> two sides for L & D
> buy enough to last 14 days

Any food left over is your surplus

>Saturday is not a rest day
>prep your food on saturday
>if you prep right than meal planning will be easier

I don't know your schedule beside the 12 hour work day you suffer. I also did 12 to 14 hours at my job. I was a cook so my desire to cook was gone after work but the alternative was to go to Mcdicks.

Anons are right when they say you will save money by taking the gorcery-pill.

[Anonymous No.16835516]

Sounds to me like you're addicted to carbs, Op. I used to be like you. Pizza is objectively shit food that nukes your intestines, yet I would eat it 3 to 4 times a week. Quitting dough products was almost as difficult as quitting smoking for me.

[Anonymous No.16835550]

>>16833117
>copy an old viral post but fuck it up

double retard

[Anonymous No.16835809]

>>16833460
I can see 15 minutes but after 4-6 hours LC turns into vomit
Most pizzas are pretty good for breakfast even if theyve been sitting out room temp in the box all night but I wouldn't touch little Caesars in said scenario.
Youd have to pan fry it to even make it edible at that point

[Anonymous No.16835946]

>>16833448
do your grocery shopping thursday night on the way home from work so you come home fri night to a stocked kitchen.

[Anonymous No.16835962]

>>16835809
It's pretty ok in the microwave. I habitually do power level 70 and up the time for everything, but idk if it does anything for pizza. Have some jarred tomato sauce in the fridge to dip the pizza bones in, since little sneeder crust is the worst part.

[Anonymous No.16835967]

>>16835962
It's way way better if you use an oven or a frying pan. Don't be lazy, microwave ruins it.

[Anonymous No.16835983]

>>16835967
I've eaten more reheated pizza than I'm proud to admit. I went through a pan phase, and it just isn't worth it. You can never capture the initial crunch and cheese oil distribution. Maybe I wasn't using high enough heat back then, idk.

[Anonymous No.16836004]

>>16835983
In my experience pizza only gets really crunchy after I reheat it in an oven or a frying pan, which is exactly the reason microwaving is bad imo, it just makes it soggy.

[Anonymous No.16836022]

>>16836004
It's never the same though, just a weak imitation. Also, if the microwave makes it soggy, itt was undercooked to begin with.

[Anonymous No.16836031]

>>16833448
Man just buy a slow cooker. Make delicious sloppa

[Anonymous No.16836847]

>>16833460
>the leopard print the cheese makes on the crust