/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16825140]

>why, yes, I do enjoy spreading germs all over my kitchen. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.16825142]

[Anonymous No.16825146]

>>16825140
i don't get it, if there's germs there what's the difference between spreading them or not spreading them? at the end of the day you will eat the same amount of germs

[Anonymous No.16825153]

>>16825142
based, OP retroactively refuted

[Anonymous No.16825188]

>>16825140
EEK!!
A GERM!!!

[Anonymous No.16825215]

>>16825142
Do american niggers really do this?

[Anonymous No.16825236]

>>16825215
We don't use that word here

[Anonymous No.16825277]

>not washing your chicken
why are yt people so fucking nasty?

[Anonymous No.16825287]

Clorox kills 99.9% of germs so there are none left to splash around.

[Anonymous No.16825293]

>>16825140
Are you pepega? You wash your chicken beforehand to remove any excess bacteria like salamon and salt

[Anonymous No.16825298]

>>16825236
Do niggers really do this?

[Anonymous No.16825359]

>>16825142
I hate black people so fucking much.
Much love from Kyrgyzstan.

>>16825153
pbuh

[Anonymous No.16825404]

They clean it with bitter orange it works and it makes sense that’s why washed chicken will never make you sick. The real way is using really hot water (not boiling)

[Anonymous No.16825461]

>>16825287
you're telling me this wasn't a troll?

[Anonymous No.16825565]

>>16825146
>>16825140

The idea is that they use clorox on the sink afterwards so it detoxifies any germs left over, but I think they're still dumb. Yes 'cleaning chicken' is a black people thing only. I mean maybe it's possible that the chicken fell on the floor at the factory while being prepared, but I think that's more likely in places like india and china..

[Anonymous No.16825598]

>>16825142
Hopefully its antibacterial soap and he gets the shits.

[Anonymous No.16825644]

>>16825236
right, am*rican is a dirty word nigger

[Anonymous No.16826902]

>>16825565
I wash my pork or else it's smelly

[Anonymous No.16826923]

I just dont get what they think they're cleaning. I think its some magical thinking regarding soap or water, that what is actually going on in reality isn't as important as the belief that soap/water "purifies" things.

[Anonymous No.16826947]

>>16826923
it's like that polishing a turd saying

[Anonymous No.16826968]

>>16825140
don't fuck the chicken richard, this is the last time i'm telling you.

[Anonymous No.16826998]

>>16825140
nigga moment

[Anonymous No.16827034]

>>16825287
>they pull the chicken out of the fucking garbage disposal and season it in the sink

[Anonymous No.16827090]

>>16825215
>>16825298
>>16825359
>>16825644
Racism is a sign of having a low IQ.

[Anonymous No.16827118]

>>16825142
>>16825287

[Anonymous No.16827126]

>>16827090
so blacks were the real racists all along?

[Anonymous No.16827127]

>>16825287
>chicken in sink
No
>pulls out the chlorox
NO!!!
>pulls out the dawn dish soap
WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!
>pulls chicken from the drain
I'm fucking done I've lost all hope...

[Anonymous No.16827138]

>>16825146
>take chicken out of packet and put into pan/oven
>heat kill germs
>take chicken and wash, spreading live germs everywhere, then cook
>heat kills germs still in chicken, not germs on the counter
>make salad on germ counter
>eat salad with salmonella dressing

[Anonymous No.16827153]

Ive prepared and eaten chicken for years and ive just realized like a month ago that at no point did i ever wash my hands before or after handling the raw chicken. Like, not once.

Ive also put raw, whole eggs (As in, the entire egg + egg shell and all) into my protein shakes for years

No, ive never gotten sick

[Anonymous No.16827155]

>>16825142
dish soap is usually just a degreaser, its not even made to kill bacteria

[Anonymous No.16827170]

>>16827153
eggs are safe, chicken is a gamble. if youre healthy youre likely to win that gamble.
if you wash your hands and benches occasionally the germs wont have time to grow to a dangerous level

[Anonymous No.16827178]

i cooked chicken for a bogan(white australian nigger) and he said it was undercooked when he saw the reddish dark meat near the bone in the drumstick

[Anonymous No.16827187]

>>16827090
Based, always call out racists when you see them

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[Anonymous No.16827193]

>>16827187
damn, it was better when i thought this was actually typed out, now i know its just pasta

[Anonymous No.16827198]

>>16827034
mmm drain fly larvae, natures meat tenderizer.

[Anonymous No.16827210]

>>16825236
Nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.16827345]

>>16826923
>that what is actually going on in reality isn't as important as the belief that soap/water "purifies" things
This is exactly what it is
A lot of people fall into this dogmatic magical thinking, no better example than covid and masks. Yes when people cough wearing a mask some of it is caught by the mask, but no study has shown any reduction in cases between masked versus unmasked with a control group. Yet a lot of people demand they be mandated at all times and even wear them alone in their own cars.

[Anonymous No.16827564]

>>16827126
Heh

[Anonymous No.16827682]

>>16825142
Ive only seen americans do this. Usually its put into a large container with water and some vinegar and you just swish it around a bit

[Anonymous No.16827702]

I don't do this because I buy slightly more expensive chicken in the hopes that it isn't caked in shit and AIDs, but also I wonder about these super toxic chicken bacteria.
I don't have a dishwasher, I don't bleach down all my shit after preparing chicken, and I've always been fine.
I give shit a scrub with dish soap, run the sink hot, rinse, put in the drying rack.

[Anonymous No.16827739]

>>16825287
Do Black Kangz really bleach and dish soap they chicken?

[Anonymous No.16828041]

>>16825140
>white hands
uh huh

[Anonymous No.16828050]

>>16825215
No, it is a meme

[Anonymous No.16828156]

>>16827345
Just for the heck of it, post these studies that say they don't do anything, you sound like you have them book marked or written in a physical notebook

[Anonymous No.16828174]

>>16825287
so this is the seasoning i've heard so much about

[Anonymous No.16828359]

>>16828156
Learn to read moron. I said 'no study has shown'. The claim has to be proven, that being the claim that masks are effective on a broad scale in reducing rates of covid cases. If you want to claim that they do, there needs to be a body of studies that demonstrate this. These do not exist.

[Anonymous No.16828557]

>>16828359
so present these studies that have not shown it

[Anonymous No.16828571]

>>16825140
Rinsing the bird doesn't spread germs more than cutting it up on your cuttingboard does.
Just don't blast it with high pressure like a retard just like you don't swing and toss it when you take it apart.

I rinse out the cavity on whole birds but don't bother washing pre-cut legs and wings.

[Anonymous No.16828728]

>>16825153
thats not a retroactive refutation. it would be if the reply was posted in another thread before this thread was made.

[Anonymous No.16828902]

>>16825142
>>16825287
this is revolting

[Anonymous No.16828908]

>>16828902
It's meant to be, you dummy.
They are "joke" videos.

[Anonymous No.16828914]

>>16828908
Are you sure about that? Certainly doesn't look like a joke to me

[Anonymous No.16829046]

>>16828557
Are you being intentionally retarded?
The studies don't exist. No one is doing them, hence there is not evidence to the efficacy of masks. If you want to argue otherwise your retarded ass needs to show studies that have shown reduced rates in masked vs unmasked populations

[Anonymous No.16829408]

>>16827126
kek

[Anonymous No.16829420]

>>16828914
the striped shirt guy needs the audio to tell that it's a joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qgtLMxa5w
especially the ending

[Anonymous No.16829515]

>>16829046
Holy crap you can't read can you

[Anonymous No.16829698]

>>16825142
>wypipo aint season dey food, nomsayin

[Anonymous No.16829704]

>>16827090
you got it all mixed up

[Anonymous No.16830135]

>>16827126
>>16827564
>>16829408
>Le epic low effort racist post xD

[Anonymous No.16830594]

>>16825142
>wears gloves
>cross contaminates everything anyway
This video is a joke right?