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I love spicy food but god damn that shit fucks up my asshole the next day
How do you guys cope with fire hole?

>> No.16820392

>>16820386
I make sure I have the day off

>> No.16820403

>>16820386
destroying the bathroom at work

>> No.16820413

I increase the shit pressure to 1000psi to get it all out asap, then just get in the shower before I even wipe to clean/cool down my asshole with water. Honestly a flawless technique it works great

>> No.16820416

>>16820386
Apply butter to butthole.
Not joking; it hurts because your rectal mucous membrane is basically the same as the one in your mouth.
As such, anything which relieves the burning in your entry-hold will also help your exit-hole.

>> No.16820422

Put the toilet paper in the freezer

>> No.16820424

>>16820386
Get a colostomy bag installed.

>> No.16820427

>>16820386
I have hemorrhoids

>> No.16820431

>>16820386
put ice cube in bum

>> No.16820445

>>16820416
Oh so that’s why my uncle always used to apply butter to my bum after he made me his special “spicy sleepy time soup”

>> No.16820534

>>16820416
imagine having taste buds in your ass.
go on, imagine it

>> No.16820546

>>16820534
Then high end chefs would probably start working on food that tastes good going in and going out

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>> No.16820862

>>16820445
The ol' Marlon Brando special.

>> No.16821329

I'm a fucking delivery driver man. It's so bad sometimes. I'm a fucking drug addict when it comes to spice but before I hit the job, I take like two shits.

Sometime mid-day I'm pretty much squirting my drawers. It's something else.

I'm known as "stinky" at work.

>> No.16821334

>>16820386
I'm white.

>> No.16821337

>>16820386
Take tums, or drink milk after eating spicy food.

>> No.16821340

Bidet helps a lot.

>> No.16821381

>>16820386
Eat a spicy enough meal and you'll start having spicy pee instead of spicy shits. Feels bad and kind of good, but mostly bad.

>> No.16821385

>>16820534
It's called the American palate

>> No.16821676

>>16820386
Milk enemas

>> No.16821678

>>16820386
bidet and a day off

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>>16820386
>I love spicy food
so you're a non white, I see? no mercy for your flaming butthole then.

>> No.16821771

>>16821687
I’m white, I just don’t have the tastebuds of a child

>> No.16821776

>>16821771
same goes to your butthole, I assume?

>> No.16821792

>>16821776
Yeah, my butthole isn’t used to taking a pounding, unlike yours

>> No.16821815

>>16821792
sounds like a cope to me, now grab the biggest wobbling dragon dildo from your collection, grease up it with.. no, not the lube, but the hottest spicey sauceyou can find, and slowly shove it up yer big boi butthole. Im sure it can take it like nothing happened.

>> No.16821939

>>16820386
Get a bidet, they're cheap and easy to install
I don't think there exists a better solution to chili ring

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>>16820416
I'm not rubbing butter on my asshole

>> No.16821989

I'm still wondering what causes this. It's not an issue for me. And it doesn't seem to be an issue for all people. So it seems like the capsaicin is necessary but not sufficient for this.