/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16812132]

Did you ever order food that was too spicy and what did you do about this?

[Anonymous No.16812134]

Spicy food is extremely toxic and eating any amount can easily kill a 200lb man.

[Anonymous No.16812136]

I said "excuse me, ma'am, I'm afraid this is far too spicy to eat. I wish to proceed directly to dessert, thankyou."

[Anonymous No.16812142]

I put too much hot sauce on my food once. I had to eat it like that because I don't waste food.

[Anonymous No.16812151]

When I was like 15 I ordered chicken wings that were too spicy at Buffalo Wild Wings. I realized this about halfway through the tray whensnot started pouring out of my nose. I was with 2 other people and I probably made us all look like assholes because I was bright red and pouring liquid from all of my orifices. I didn't want to leave any of the wings uneaten because I was really poor and they took me out to a restaurant and paid for me to eat.

It's still one of those memories that I'm embarrassed just thinking about, and it was a lifetime ago and I'm sure nobody remembers but me.

[Anonymous No.16812426]

>>16812132
Only time was a chicken tender from a fried chicken place nearby. I just ordered the hottest to try it, not really expecting that much, until I got the bag and it had a little flyer about their stupid hashtag challenge about finishing the whole thing. First bite basically had my mouth as bad as when I ate a ghost pepper for the first time. I was just mad because I didn't get to finish the rest of the chicken because I couldn't take it

[Anonymous No.16812433]

no, but if i did, i'd just keep them as leftovers and serve it over rice or something

[Anonymous No.16812434]

ate a 7 million scoville curry, could not walk up the street to get to my car after.

[Anonymous No.16812439]

>>16812132
I've never ran into this issue, I think I don't have the same receptors in my ass as others, because spicy food coming out the other end has never hurt once my entire life. So whenever I eat spicy foods, even to the point of my face turning red and tears streaming from my eyes, I still just eat it because it tastes good. The second it hits my stomach it's no longer an issue.

[Anonymous No.16812517]

i get the 10* at the thai place around here no problem, but there's a nepalese place that's a bit of a drive, i've gotten 8* there twice, thought i was going to pass out, could barely walk out and was soaked with sweat. they came over several times to ask if i was ok. best fucking restaurant i've ever been to bar none, they did not fuck around with white people spicy.

[Anonymous No.16812527]

>ypipo

[Anonymous No.16812531]

>>16812132
Despite being ok with scotch bonnet pepper and shit once got served a jalapeno that fucked me up for 6 hours. I have no idea how that happened but i guess it didn't matter much apart from not being able to taste desert. The chef came out and tasted it and then threw up, that was pretty funny I guess.

[Anonymous No.16812552]

>>16812132
Yes. I had an Indian place I went to regularly. It's called Sher E Punjab. It's in Tucson.
So this was ten years ago or so, but I went there enough that they knew me. If order the hottest they'd give me, and over time it got hotter, as I guess I was doing fine with it. So, after a while I told them to go nuts, and the chef/owner/scary old dude who just hangs around there asked me if I wanted them to just mess me up basically. I said, yep let's do it. And they did. The first bite was a lot, and it had that deep back burn that build over time.
I really had to take my time to eat it, each bite was hard and so I just had to eat some and ride it out. My friend was laughing at me, the staff was laughing at me, was a helluva time. Finally powered through and I admitted that that was probably too hot for me.
Afterwards I had one of those spices highs where you're light headed and are sort of disassociating.
Was fun. Definitely not a regular thing for me.

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[Anonymous No.16812590]

>>16812439
Lucky. I can eat something that barely registers as spicy in my mouth (those Starkist Buffalo tuna packs for instance) and it still feels like a river of lava from hell itself is issuing from my ass.

[Anonymous No.16812898]

>>16812142
this. I ordered the top heat level at a wings place, and not only was it unpleasantly hot, it didnt even have the nice underlying flavor of the less hot sauces. ate it anyway and shit fire

[Anonymous No.16812936]

>>16812132
my friend and i (two white guys) wanted to try legit chinese food once
>go to restauarant in chinese part of town
>only mandarin on the walls
>packed with chinese people
>waitress gives my friend and i the stink eye
>looking over menu
>tell my friend "whenever you go somewhere new, try something you've never tried before"
>order something called "ancient chili beef" because why not
>waitress says "its really spicy, that ok?"
>no idea what it is, but bring it on
>big ass bowl of soup with cabbage and beef slices, heaped with sichuan peppercorns and dried chilis
>so fucking hot
>really fucking good
>know my ass will probably feel like lava in an hour
that was probably the hottest thing I've eaten so far, but theres lots of different foods still out there...

[Anonymous No.16813020]

>>16812132
Yes, ordered from a local Indian restaurant. I got the Butter Chicken which is normally not spicy but they had the option to get it regular, mild, medium, hot, very hot and FIRE. I got FIRE because I'm not a bitch. Dude gave me a free beer and said good luck with a laugh. Shit was way too spicy to even enjoy. I choked it down with a lot of naan but it was not enjoyable.
I have since been back and usually order hot because that is good.
Normally at the Thai restaurant I go to I get Thai Hot and it's not very spicy. I do like places that give a plate of extra peppers dried and slurry and some peanuts to go with my pad thai though.

[Anonymous No.16813087]

>>16812132
Ordered extra rice and ended up only eating a third of the chicken vindaloo. Took the rest home, threw a cooked chicken breast in with it and some chicken broth and yogurt to thin it out and ate it for dinner the next day.
The annoying part was their 3 out of 5 spicy chicken vindaloo was mild as fuck, like they just took a can of tomato paste and added a teaspoon of red pepper, while their 4 out of 5 spice chicken vindaloo was like trying to eat lava.

[Anonymous No.16813094]

I fuck up and order food way too spicy pretty often, but I have yet to fuck up hard enough that I can't/won't finish it.

[Anonymous No.16813098]

chicken vindaloo
taste breddy gud
later stomach hurt
had to poo in loo

[Anonymous No.16813111]

>>16812132
I can handle a lot of spice going in but I regret it and hate having it come out

[Anonymous No.16813118]

i put too much diablo sauce on my crunchwrap once.

[Anonymous No.16813120]

>>16812151
Every body remembers
They probably think you're a retard to this day

[Anonymous No.16813211]

>>16812527
>beef tongue belongs to mexicans
*laughs in Sendai*

[Anonymous No.16813246]

im not white, nothing is "too spicy" for me

[Anonymous No.16813265]

[Anonymous No.16813273]

Yes.
I finished it.
After awhile my mouth got numb and eating it wasn't so bad.
You ever have the shits so hot that you can't wipe normal? That was me.

[Anonymous No.16813292]

Do people really do this ? You’re a bitch if you don’t finish your food. The only exception is if it’s raw

[Anonymous No.16813306]

>>16812132
no because i don't have honky mouth

[Anonymous No.16813330]

>order spicy food from an ethnic place
>they give you "white people spicy"

[Anonymous No.16813370]

I had a tindaloo made with naga viper chilies (1.3 mil scoreville?). Took me about 45 minutes. There was the upfront heat which wasn't so bad and the delayed effect which was pretty brutual. I think I got off easy, I went red and started sweating but it wasn't the curry that would make you vom or pass out. The following morning I had no problems on the toilet thank god. Taste wise it was nice but the heat distracted from the eating experience and I think scotch bonnets were in it - I hate their weird flowery/fruity taste. Next time I ordered a vindaloo as you can eat that for pleasure.

[Anonymous No.16813373]

>>16812132
ate it and pretended that i enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.16813382]

Yeah I went to disneyland in hong kong and ordered their spicy noodles at a restaurant
I ate it all but every bite was painful, my tolerance is much better now but that was a special memory

[Anonymous No.16813387]

>>16812151
i had a plate of caribbean jerk wings at buffalo wild wings and they were so fucking hot i went into the bathroom and puked

[Anonymous No.16813413]

>>16812132
I just ordered mild next time because I don't have to pretend to enjoy something to look masculine.

[Anonymous No.16813418]

>>16813370
Is this a good vindaloo recipe https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Chicken_Vindaloo

[Anonymous No.16813431]

>>16812936
Imagine toleratating some insect woman giving you the stink eye for daring have the audacity to exist in your own country.

[Anonymous No.16813471]

>>16812142
>I don't waste food
cringe

[Anonymous No.16813596]

there's this Thai place that does larb moo and they ask "normal or spicy" i asked normal the first time I had it because I want really feeling like eating spicy that day and boy I'm glad it did it took some work to finish. It's delicious but I still order normal because the next day my asshole has to pay the price

[Anonymous No.16813672]

>>16812132
OH! SPICY!

[Anonymous No.16813675]

>>16812132
Yes.
I ate it anyway.

[Anonymous No.16813680]

>>16813471
kys

[Anonymous No.16813682]

>>16813471
You are waste yourself, cooklet

[Anonymous No.16813684]

>tfw the indian place never makes it hot enough even if I ask for extra hot

[Anonymous No.16813692]

>>16813684
They eat a lot of spicy food so their shit is liquid enough to be washed off the street by the rain.

This once again prove the Indian superior intelligence!

[Anonymous No.16813761]

>>16812132
Yes. I ate it then made a note never to order that again.

[Anonymous No.16813765]

>>16812151
>bright red and pouring liquid from all of my orifices
That's fairly common, even for those who can 'handle' that level of spice. It's an uncontrollable physiological. reaction.

[Anonymous No.16813777]

>>16812151
They remember and think you were a trooper for eating that hot ass food instead of crying about it. You're based.

[Anonymous No.16813832]

Was doing just fine but then accidentally rubbed my eyes with hotwing sauce.

[Anonymous No.16813837]

>>16813431
Leaving would give the bug a victory too.

[Anonymous No.16813866]

>>16813684
they do make it extra fecal though :^)

[Anonymous No.16813884]

>>16812132
The local shawarmery's extra hot is actually extra hot - I guess I just never really paid attention to how little of their hot sauce they put on a medium.

I sat there and ate it - the owner came over a few times to check on me, apparently I looked like I was dying. Their hot sauce is tasty, but it's 50/50 scorpion and ghost pepper with just enough garlic, salt and vinegar to avoid calling it mashed peppers - medium gets two dots, hot gets a single line, and extra hot gets doused, plus some smoked-habanero pickled turnip for fun.

I told the guy "You need a better warning for that." Dude just replies "Is it not extra hot?"

[Anonymous No.16813947]

>Eating at a friends place
>He offers to come out with my plate for me (yep)
>I eat it
>He put some not even chili-head tier hot sauce on it somewhere
>Begin to sweat
>Keeping shit together without realizing I've been tricked
>Decide to eat all of it before it gets too spicy because hate wasting food
>Friends asks how it was and how I'm feeling
>It burns pretty bad and I can't take spicyness very well
>Still managing to be stoic about it
>However
>My glasses fog completely from the heat coming off my face
>Everybody laughs
It's a good memory despite maybe not sounding like it.

[Anonymous No.16813952]

>NO LONGER offer refunds
If it was clearly labeled "really spicy" or just "spicy" and people try to get a refund they should always be denied. Even if it's spicier than you'd normally expect. What is this coddled bullshit?

[Anonymous No.16813958]

>>16813952
I would never ask for a refund, but I would ask for a glass of milk.

[Anonymous No.16813995]

>>16812439
If I eat something spicy enough, I can feel it travel through my entire digestive system. Then it takes 2 to 4 uncomfortable shits to purge my entire system of the capsaicin. I will then proceed to eat something super spicy again the next day because I'm dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.16814052]

>>16812439
I feel the same. Alternatively I've never eaten anything strong enough to manage to pass through and burn my sphincter. If the threshold is that high then I hope I never do because the first hour of painful sensations in the mouth from what I've had so far doesn't warrant going any higher.

[Anonymous No.16814074]

>>16812531
I actually have this jalapeno intolerance thing, and all of them do that for me. People just call me a bitch and are like "Haha he can't handle spice!" but I can straight up eat the shit don't won't even try, it's specifically something about jalapeno. My doctor basically was like "This isn't going to make sense to you in any logical way, bodies be fucked up yo"

[Anonymous No.16814085]

>>16812134
careful anon, these days people will actually believe stuff like this and run with it

[Anonymous No.16814094]

>>16812439
at this point i'm convinced that people that complain about this are just looking for an excuse to talk about diarrhea in public. only times i've ever had notable stomach problems was after eating stuff mixed with the pure capsaicin extract bullshit

[Anonymous No.16814097]

>>16812132
The only time I felt something was too spicy was when I ordered some chicken tenders with Dragon's Breath sauce. I still loved them, mind you, but it was hard on my digestive system. I could literally tell where it was at in my gut as time passed. So yeah, that's what it takes for it to be too spicy for me.

[Anonymous No.16814320]

>>16812898
Wings are the worst about this. At a certain point they stop having any flavor and are just a chemical weapon attack inside your mouth. Indian has got nothing on American wings.

[Anonymous No.16814337]

I am always confused by the stories of people with hot shits. How white do you have to be for that to happen?

[Anonymous No.16814368]

>>16813387
Is this a joke? Those wings are like, sweet

[Anonymous No.16814395]

>>16813211
It's a bit old fashioned but still available in Europe as well. I had some not too long ago.

[Anonymous No.16814421]

>>16814337
I was for a long time too, never had spicy shits. Until I put a bunch of chopped up carolina reapers in my chili lol, those burned a bit. Still a massively exaggerated problem though. However, I have taken a shit after cutting hot peppers and I guess some oil got from my hands onto the toilet... That fucking burned.

[Anonymous No.16814448]

>>16814337
I only get lava shits from KFC hot wings specifically, which I don't even register as spicy. No idea whats up with that. I've cooked stuff that's 100x as spicy and never have any problems afterwards. Maybe only greasy food gets turned into hot shit?

[Anonymous No.16814454]

>>16814074
My sister has something similar, like even a hint of jalapeno and she can't fucking eat it, it's weird as fuck and I give her shit about being a whypipo meme. But she legit like has some kind of allergic reaction to it.

[Anonymous No.16814481]

>>16814448
Yeah maybe. I think the burning asshole comes more from shitting out acid than capsaicin, so maybe eating greasy food turns up your stomach acid production or something.

[Anonymous No.16814509]

>>16813431
>>16813837
The only solution here is rape.

[Anonymous No.16814516]

>>16812132
No. I regularly eat spicy food. If it's extremely hot I will simply eat it and acclimate.

[Anonymous No.16815360]

I eat ghost peppers out of my garden and I still don't order super spicy food at restaurants because I don't want my nose leaking all over the table.

[Anonymous No.16815375]

>>16814074
>jalapeno intolerance
I have this as well. Hotter peppers like habanero and serrano don't bother me, so it's not the capsaicin. It's unique to the jalapeno itself.
It wasn't always this way either, but developed some time in my mid-20s. Shit is a mystery yo

[Anonymous No.16815388]

I've only had Korean food twice, both times they asked if I wanted it spicy, I said yes, both times was fucking unbearable. I just drank a lot of water.
Delicious btw

[Anonymous No.16815492]

>>16815388
I don't get spicy shits and generally have a pretty strong stomach, but this outrageous dish had me exploding out my asshole. Fire chicken, it's fried chicken in a hot red sauce with a ton of cheese on top. Absolutely worth it, Korean food is delicious.

[Anonymous No.16815520]

>>16812439
Its really rare for me too. I think it might be a separate dietary thing. Like a lack of fiber combiner with spicy foods or something.

[Anonymous No.16815641]

>>16812936
>New Thai restaurant opens up in my town a few years ago
>I have a cold, decide to order some spicy soup from them
>Get Tom Yum Soup, go to pick it up
>Nice old Thai lady mentions how hot the soup is, I mention my cold
>SensableChuckle.gif
>Get home, eat soup
>spicy as fuck but delicious, cold clears up almost immediately
>Restaurant goes out of business before I can order from them again
>Many such cases, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.16815643]

>>16812132
No because I'm not a bitch or a woman

[Anonymous No.16815904]

>>16812132
Had the second to hottest curries in a tokyo curry chain despite the warnings, it was perfectly fine. Had phall in various places and it was definitely very hot but still enjoyable experiences.

Samyang 2X is on the other hand the worst fucking thing I've ever tasted. Still finished it but it was extremely unpleasant.

Thanks for reading my blog post. Don't have samyang.

[Anonymous No.16815962]

>>16812132
I made an additional helping of rice to eat with the curry

[Anonymous No.16815976]

>>16814085
It's true, I once died from eating food too spicy. It won't happen ever again though

[Anonymous No.16816294]

>>16812132
>go to chicken place, order hottest tier buffalo wings
>they're not that hot
>go again, let them know I would like for them to make it wicked spicy
>it comes out, the chef follows
it was too hot bros and the chef laughed at me

[Anonymous No.16816444]

A ramen place opened up a few years ago in my city and they have a really spicy ramen, even put a disclaimer next to it.

[Anonymous No.16816458]

>>16812132
Anglo bros did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.16816471]

>>16816294
Based chef.

[Anonymous No.16816476]

>>16814094
Well you’re clearly a super manly man with a physiological anomaly that makes him immune to the usual effects of eating an over abundance of spice.

For those humans who aren’t you, the rectum has the same sort of mucosal membrane as the mouth. As such, it has the same physical sensation of “pain” when it comes into contact with significant amounts of capsaicin.
“Spicy shit” is a literal physiological fact for this reason.
However I’ve read that it might not be experienced by those whose rectal mucosa nerves have been damaged by regular receiving of vigorous anal sex.

[Anonymous No.16816502]

>>16813832
Kek, I was eating takis once (Yes, I'm a spic) and when I was getting the dust off my hands I accidentally got some in my eyes. I thought I'd have to to the hospital for a couple of seconds.

[Anonymous No.16816510]

>>16815904
Kek, whenever I eat those 2X my eyes water and nose runs so much you'd think I just had learned a loved one died.

[Anonymous No.16816662]

>>16812151
They remember, until they don't. It doesn't matter, Entropy will claim all that you know and love.

[Anonymous No.16816689]

>>16816476
As someone who seldom experiences the burning ring of fire, and experiences vigorous anal sex even less often... maybe it's just a result of getting used to it, or maybe our bodies just break down the capsaicin before it reaches the rectum.

[Anonymous No.16816696]

>>16816689
I think there's something else to it. I just don't know what. I rarely get it. I don't know Mexican or Thai or Indian people I know having this issue. Even ones who are just eating chilies raw and in quantity. I really think fiber might be a part of it. I've read that's why even Taco Bell gives folks diarrhea because the beans and lettuce is more fiber than a lot of folks regularly eat.
I don't know though.

[Anonymous No.16816709]

>>16816696
capsaicin can increase gut motility, especially if you're not used to it. If you're eating it with greasy food (like fried hot wings), I could see that come firing out the other side with a smear of chili oil.

[Anonymous No.16816748]

>>16813684
India has several distinctive regional culinary styles, and not all of them like their food really spicy. I know that northern Indian cooking tends to be mild with creamy sauces

[Anonymous No.16816756]

>>16812151
I have some supercritical fluid for you bud ehehehe

[Anonymous No.16816783]

>>16815976
>mfw we literally ARE here forever

[Anonymous No.16816834]

>>16812439
Good luck with that anon, I was the same as you for 2 decades and BAM spicy shits

[Anonymous No.16816868]

>>16812132
i ate it and dealt with it im not a faggot

[Anonymous No.16816872]

>>16812132
White people like the idea of liking spicy food but the fact is they can't handle it on average. Same goes for dark roast coffee. People lie and say they like that as well but they always go for the mild coffee as well.

[Anonymous No.16816894]

>>16813431
imagine caring about an indentured asian servant's body language. give them instructions to serve you like the slaves they are. this is literally what every asian person does.

[Anonymous No.16816928]

>>16815492
I have this experience too. For some reason gochujang (the hot red sauce in that dish) always fucks up my ass way more than I expect it to based on how spicy it is.

[Anonymous No.16817018]

>>16816872
white people are literally only behind asian people in their love for spice

[Anonymous No.16817026]

>>16812132
I don't hate wiggers because they can't eat spicy food. Piquant food is overrated.
I hate wiggers because they insist on pouring sugar into everything they eat. Because they're genetically hardwired to be addicted to sweets.

[Anonymous No.16817030]

>>16816872
>people
cuck

[Anonymous No.16817055]

>>16815375
I have this too. It's only jalapenos, no other peppers. It started for me in my early forties.

[Anonymous No.16817485]

>>16817055
hmm, that is strange.

[Anonymous No.16817524]

Ordered the shrimp vindaloo at an indian bistro and it was hot as hell. They warned me but I didn’t think anything of it, I’ve never ran into something that was actually too spicy for me to eat. It was really good but I needed 3 glasses of water to get through it

[Anonymous No.16817538]

>>16812132
Plenty of times. You just gotta take it on the chin & move on. If you complain, you're a fag.

If I ever get Asian food and want it spicy, I always make sure to ask for it "Asian hot" because most Asians (correctly) assume white boys are pussies.

>be me, can take heat. (I've had Sri Lankan dudes tap out before me)
>go to local pizza place
>see "Life Ender" on menu
>fuckyes.jpg
>not hot, oh well.
>go back a few months later
>ask if they can make it hotter
>old Calabrian owner comes out
>I gotta some sauce thatta will put a hairs on you balls, then burn them off
>yeahokoldman.gif
>pizza comes out a shade of red I've never seen
>this isn't so ba....
>fuckme.pdf
>look over at owner, pissing himself laughing
>fair play old man
>dude was a bro, gave me a free beer and offered to replace my pizza for free
>nah, bro. I made this bed, I gotta lie in it

It took me an hour to eat a 10" pizza, years later it's still the hottest thing I've ever eaten. As we were paying on the way out he said I was the first person to ever finish a pizza with that sauce on it, and gave it to us for free anyway.

[Anonymous No.16817562]

>>16813596
love laab

[Anonymous No.16818173]

>>16817538
>"Asian hot" because most Asians assume white boys are pussies.
It's not just Asians (and old Italian guys, apparently). In order to get a 2oz side cup of the real deal hot sauce from my new local roti place, I had to whip up a jar of my own, sweet talk the daughter FOH and mama BOH, eat a roti with my sauce on it, do a dab of theirs... I'm surprised I didn't have to marry into the family.

It is really good sauce, and I guess I can see why it's schwarz only, but my pallor isn't a great indication of my upbringing.

[Anonymous No.16818240]

>>16812439

Same here. I always order the spiciest indian food but gave a single indian pickle (with the thick sour spicy sauce it comes in) to my coworker and 15 mins later he disappeared for like 20 mins. Came back and said it destroyed his asshole.

I don't understand this.

[Anonymous No.16818246]

>>16817524
>I needed 3 glasses of water to get through it
>water for spicy food
>not milk or yogurt

Imbecile

[Anonymous No.16818294]

>>16813684
Indian food tends to look spicier than it is, due to the colour of the chillies used. We especially do not like spice in the winter. It's effectively high contrast sloppa, and turmeric makes it brighter still.

[Anonymous No.16818301]

>>16817026
I do like sweets, but am especially careful of sugar. It's when you make everything from scratch at home, and then eat store bought food, you realise how hyper sweet even normal bread is in America. Tasted like cake after a year of baking at home.

[Anonymous No.16818308]

I got a three-day ban for posting this last time, OP. Watch out. White fragility is real.

[Anonymous No.16818312]

>>16818308
or maybe you got banned for being a race baiting retard

[Anonymous No.16818340]

>>16815641
Reminded me of a similar thing when some mapo tofu clearled my sinuses almost instantly. One of these days I need to look up why that happens.

[Anonymous No.16818650]

>>16812132
Genuinely I have not. Even if I get to a point where I am sneezing sniffling and crying I am usually still enjoying the food and will finish. My physical tolerance isn't really that high but I mentally can enjoy eating food far above it.

[Anonymous No.16818689]

>tindaloo
>vindaloo
>boo boo loo loo
Are Indians literally fucking babies?

[Anonymous No.16818719]

>>16818308
can i combine my white fragility with my white privilege so a lanky african ogre queen can carry me like a baby while i suck her nipples?

[Anonymous No.16818724]

>>16815641
>>16818340
>What are chillies

[Anonymous No.16818761]

>>16818689
>"Yeah I'll have the shrimp googoo gaga with a side of garlic waaaahhhh"

[Anonymous No.16818805]

>>16812132
i always get scared i am ordering something too spicy and get average at worst, i scorched my senses eating over spiced shit for years, there is a certain level where spice is just chilli seeds and nothing is added but the feeling of being pepper sprayed, anyone who acts like they like that level of spice is taking the piss

[Anonymous No.16818837]

>>16813330
I get this constantly, I'm as white as they come but my parents love indian food so I grew up eating spicy curries and have a pretty good tolerance for spicy food until it hits my stomach and I shit razorblades.

There was a noodle place I went to and when the guy handed me my order he said he'd made me something almost totally different from what I wanted "so you like it better".
I always buy those 2x spicy samyang noodles too and more than once the cashier in the little asian markets I go to has given me some free noodles because they assume I don't know what I'm getting myself in for and will just trash them once I can't handle the spice.

[Anonymous No.16818942]

>>16812132
You just eat it if it tastes good.

With noodles I like to add lots of citrus, bean sprouts, cabbage salad, and other cooling elements if it's a bit too much for me. Also having them cold takes some heat off as well. The hot temp ads insult to injury, and a cold spicy noodle salad is real good.

[Anonymous No.16818952]

>>16818689
Sorry, just so we're clear, you are talking about words sounding like other words and sounds? You'd have to be pretty niggardly with your queries not to have figured out that how something sounds has nothing do to with what it means. In this case, 'aloo' is 'potato'

[Anonymous No.16818969]

>>16812132
I enjoy spicy foods but I don't get the people that use hot sauces like "Turbo XTreme Flame Sauce XJ9". You can't even taste the food anymore and all you feel is the burning sensation.

[Anonymous No.16819007]

>>16812132
This shit was so spicy I felt like someone lit a match and was burning the insides of my stomach and small intestines. I wanted to lay down, but that just pushed the clump of food into the intestine wall making it burn even more. I only managed two of the six tendies. The rest, I'd just take one tendie and chop it up, then mix it with some rice and eggs and made fried rice. It was enough to dilute the spice to a manageable level.

[Anonymous No.16819041]

My tolerance has long, long passed the point where my mouth can handle things my guts and asshole can't, it's basically impossible to have an enjoyable heat level

[Anonymous No.16819045]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.16819064]

>>16818837
I honestly can't blame them. They probably get a ton of customers that order spicy shit they can't handle and end up demanding a refund. Those customers end up wasting their time and resources. I think you can get around it by telling them you're find with spicy food and you absolutely will not ask for a refund, they'll probably have to problem giving you the good shit once hey know they're in the clear.

[Anonymous No.16819156]

>>16819041
This is where I'm at with it. As I get older my spice tolerance keeps slowly improving, but my guts keep slowly getting shittier. My balance point is habaneros. Anything hotter and butthole gets blown out

[Anonymous No.16819244]

Y'all need to have a look at this video and get off your high horse

https://youtu.be/vX8ri6fHfps

[Anonymous No.16819261]

>>16812132
I've never had anything that was so spicy I couldn't eat it but I have had to take a break when eating some stuff I've made before. I overdid it last time I made fajitas.

>>16812151
That's just what hot shit does to you bro, nobody is ashamed of that. Have you never seen anybody else eat super hot wings or anything? The eye watering is half the fun.

[Anonymous No.16819564]

>>16812132
I went to a thai place, ordered a 5 to see what it was about. It wasn't that it wasn't too spicy, it's more the hot numbing effect I'm assuming from the peppercorns they were using. Anyways, don't be a bitch and just eat it. Imagine being filtered by spice.

[Anonymous No.16819570]

>>16812434
how is that possible? the hottest peppers are only 1.5 million

[Anonymous No.16819574]

>>16812439
I only get spicy shits if I have coffee or other acidic food

[Anonymous No.16819584]

>>16812132
>love spice
>nose runs even if I just eat a hot soup
Hate that this happens, don't really sweat or turn red but my nose runs like crazy. I get it from my grandpa. Is there a way around this? Hate having to wipe my nose every bite.

[Anonymous No.16819706]

>>16812132
If a food is so spicy that you legitimately cannot taste the food, then it is too fucking spicy. I never have trouble with spice that gives food a kick... even one so strong you need to drink milk after every bite. But when the level of spice on a food you serve me actually destroys my ability to taste, you can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.16819711]

>>16812134
>kill ypipo
fixed

[Anonymous No.16819720]

>>16813995
same lmao we would be dead without modern civilization

[Anonymous No.16819741]

>>16812439
I would even go as far and say that my mouth can handle the heat more then my ass/gut.

I get really awful cramps that I cannot compare to anything else and it only stomps when I shit everything out.

I love to eat hot but I can be sure my next day will be unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.16819779]

>>16812132
>go to local sport bar chain with friends
>want spicy chicken nuggets, order boneless wings
>three of their hot wing sauces have a fire symbol next to them
>pick the one that's barbecue flavor
>dig in
>barely any spice
>disappointment.jpg
>even my spice avoidant friend was saying it was not very spicy
>pick a different fire symbol sauce
>super atomic sauce or something
>waiter comes back with cup of new sauce
>dip
>consoom
>pain
>more pain
>JESUS FUCK MY TONGUE
>sweat and snot are flying the rest of the night
>enjoy it anyway though
The difference between the 2 extra hot sauces was insane, I'm pretty sure they gave me the wrong sauce 1st time around. The worst part was the next day on the shitter, the burning was so intense that after I finally squeezed out a small turd, my anus became too inflamed for anything else to pass through, and wouldn't go away for like 30 minutes after I wiped and flushed. I had to do this 4 times before it all came out. 6/10 experience overall.

[Anonymous No.16819791]

>>16813471
>t. insectoid gook mainlander

[Anonymous No.16819882]

>>16818719
Kek

[Anonymous No.16820015]

>>16813958
based

[Anonymous No.16820034]

>>16819045
(you)

[Anonymous No.16820064]

I'm white and love spicy food. if food is too spicy for me the worst thing that happens is my eyes watering which I actually don't mind because that usually means my sinuses will be cleared out good. never really have any burning shits from spicy food. nor do I ever stop eating a food because I think it's too spicy
I'm not a fag that rubs it in everyone's faces about how well I can handle spice though, and I don't make fun of people who can't, because it's literally just a matter of pain receptors being more sensitive to capsaicin, not "being a pussy" or whatever. that's behavior for numales who think eating spicy food and having a hot sauce collection is a quirky personality trait

[Anonymous No.16820074]

>>16819741
I know this. It's like swallowing a bite of hot food that won't cool. It's just as hot hours later when you're trying to relax or sleep.

[Anonymous No.16820084]

>>16815492
The only dish that has ever defeated me was a korean dish I made. It was sauteed pork with garlic chives, rice and a sauce that mainly consisted of a fucking shitton of gochujang and gochugaru. Managed to eat about half of it and my mouth simply burned too bad to continue. Was pretty good though

[Anonymous No.16820301]

>thai spice
>indian spice
>asian spice

why the fuck do white people think that the server at their restaurant is making notes based on customers' race and delivering something other than what was asked for because of their appearance? That's insane, and as someone that lives in Asia, a lot of normal people just don't care for spicy foods, it doesn't matter where you are from.

If the dish is not that spicy, its because the chef wanted to make it that way.

[Anonymous No.16820313]

>>16812132

Never in a restaurant, but I once ordered delivery that was way too spicy. Wasn't gonna waste delicious food, so I ate it over the course of 3 hours by taking a few rapid bites, letting the spice run its course and settle down, then taking another few rapid bites.

Thankfully came out the other end no problem.

[Anonymous No.16820330]

>>16820313
when i was younger i NEVER felt spice on the john. I did sometimes get stomach aches from it but too retarded to connect the dots.

Now in my late 20s I get horrible burning shits even after modest spice. no clue what happened but I wish it would stop

[Anonymous No.16821450]

>>16820301
>why the fuck do white people think that the server at their restaurant is making notes based on customers' race and delivering something other than what was asked for because of their appearance?

Because the chef at my local noodle spot literally told me that's what they do.

[Anonymous No.16821495]

>>16812151
imagine being white lol

[Anonymous No.16821535]

no because Im white and live up north and we dont eat or appritiate nig spicy food over here

[Anonymous No.16821578]

>up north
>no wings
lying liar

[Anonymous No.16821613]

>>16812132
I once tried the "reaper hot" chicken sandwich at my local hot chicken place.
Finishing the sandwich took like 7 minutes. I had to take a break in between every bite.

[Anonymous No.16821618]

16821578
no american norf, you cunty cunt, and I am honest truthsayer

[Anonymous No.16821620]

>>16812132
>Did you ever order food that was too spicy and what did you do about this?
The only thing I've ever eaten that was "too spicy" was a whole fresh Carolina Reaper.
Everything else has been adequately painful.

[Anonymous No.16821663]

>>16812439
look at mr. silver butthole here

[Anonymous No.16821671]

>>16820330
It's not going to

[Anonymous No.16822360]

>>16816872
white people invented and literally grow the hottest spice there is naturally....

its not your culture bud

[Anonymous No.16823526]

>>16812531
Yeah I can handle spicy and love jalapeños but one time I had one at a restaurant and I had to drink like 5 glasses of water after one bite. No clue what was different about that one.

[Anonymous No.16824802]

>>16816662
please do not make thermodynamics jokes at the phase diagram poster

[Anonymous No.16824810]

I'm Indian, and we were always taught growing up to heavily spice the meats to cover up their rancid smell & flavor. It wasn't until I immigrated here that I realized what fresh meats tasted like.

[Anonymous No.16824825]

>>16819156
>>16819041
I must have some kind of intolerance to certain spices, because I can handle things that are "hotter" than most people can eat with zero side effects to my gut. However, if I eat a fucking chick fil a spicy chicken sandwich, which isn't hot at ALL, it feels like I ate a fucking spool of barbed wire and I have debilitating cramps for the entire next day. NO idea what's in that spice mix that causes me so much pain.

[Anonymous No.16825222]

>>16824825
>NO idea what's in that spice mix that causes me so much pain.
Penis pot pie

[Anonymous No.16825312]

>>16813387
Those things were so fucking gross I shouldn't have tried them
>>16813413
Based

[Anonymous No.16825333]

>>16824825
Me and my cousin have this same exact issue with chick FIL a

[Anonymous No.16825345]

>>16825333
it would make more sense if it was all their fried chicken, but it's only the spicy filets. Also
>triple 3's
nice

[Anonymous No.16825348]

>>16812132
yes, i enjoyed it and finished it

[Anonymous No.16825349]

>>16812132
Yes
I ate it faggit

[Anonymous No.16825402]

>>16812936
Sounds like exactly the same thing that happened to me
>Shitton of peppercorns floating
>Even more at the bottom

[Anonymous No.16825484]

>>16812132
I eat it all and suffer the pain, I just end up drenched in sweat and my hair gets soaked

[Anonymous No.16825506]

>>16812132
>Did you ever order food that was too spicy and what did you do about this?

my mom learnt some chinese 'spicy' dish from online. shit was like lava hot, like imagine the one chip challenge but it just keeps on going. it was saucy meat and white rice. I used the white rice to cool down the heat, and it was bearable, but it was still too hot. And I didn't even pay for it but I didn't want to make her feel bad.

[Anonymous No.16826471]

>>16816872
Why is spicy food such a manly dog whistle? So gay. If there’s other flavors I’ll eat it but I’m not eating “worlds hottest whatever the fuck” just because it’s spicy as fuck. That doesn’t sound appetizing at all.

[Anonymous No.16826481]

>>16817055
Jalapeños are the most produced and most bred out of all peppers. Could just be a side effect of trying to breed the hottest jalapeños ever

[Anonymous No.16826483]

>>16813947
>He offers to come out with my plate for me
Like come out of the closet? What does this sentence mean?

[Anonymous No.16826492]

>>16818969
When the only interesting thing about you is eating hot sauce, you capitalize on it anon.

[Anonymous No.16826529]

>move to asia and eat all kinds of spicy food, including at restaurants that market themselves as fire hot
>everything is flavored reasonably, and nothing compares to the spicyness of American white boomer hot wings/sauces
Where in the fuck did this wypipo can't into spicy food stereotype come from? Where the fuck are you guys getting normal foreign dishes that are so excessively spicy as to be unpalatable? This feels like an alternate reality that flies in the face of every day of my life experience.

[Anonymous No.16827316]

>>16812132
I went with a friend to a Caribbean restaurant and had jerk chicken. I knew it would be spicy, but was making my eyes water and nose run; not so much that i couldn't finish it all, but it was definitely unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.16827430]

>>16826529
Have you ever been to Northern Europe?

[Anonymous No.16828175]

>>16812936
You redit cunts tell the most drawn-out, boring stories. Boring bastard please dont comment again

[Anonymous No.16829695]

>>16812134
>200lb man
thankfully i'm american

[Anonymous No.16831255]

>>16820301
>t. White American
Shitskins and Asians are more racist beyond your comprehension

[Anonymous No.16832659]

>>16812132
No I just eat it because I've always had an issue with food being wasted.

[Anonymous No.16832697]

>>16812936
I prefer mapo tofu. It's more of a "make you sweaty" kind of spicy but it's delicious.