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What an insufferable, pretentious douche he is.

https://youtu.be/GSOu3-cymnY

>> No.16803119

>>16803110
Compared to faguesa this guy is a chad.

>> No.16803143

The only thing pretentious is that marco thinks people cook on french tops at home.

>> No.16803216

>>16803110
He earned it.

>> No.16803675
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16803675

Liking Marco is a prerequisite to browsing /ck/.

>> No.16804078

>>16803110
He is the opposite of pretentious.
He won his stars by cooking actual meals.
these days its a tbsp of pinecone-foam on top a haysmoked dandelion leaf placed there by three faggoty cunts with tweezers.

>> No.16804084
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16804084

>he will never be cooking so good
step up your game anons... pure cozy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5rfhapJ23A

>> No.16804106

>>16803110
Have a cry Gordon

>> No.16804112

>>16803110
Really? He seems quite down to earth to me. When I think pretentious, I think major Youtube chefs.

>> No.16804152

>>16803110
he sounds like my dad when he's drunk and really trying to explain something to me

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16804154

>>16804084
>Gennaro's video after Antonio died

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>>16804154
he'd want you to enjoy his moments alive, anon. honor his memory by watching, learning, and most of all - cooking so good.

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16804169

>"we never push things. when we push things... they break"
pretty smug for a guy who tried to immolate his own son. how is he not in jail?

>> No.16804171

>>16804169
Because the authorities rightly looked at his son and then concluded that he deserved to be set alight.

>> No.16804178

>>16804169
where did he did get tomatos from? south america?

>> No.16804181
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16804181

>>16803110
>pretentious
>douche

Lolno.
Exhibit A:
https://youtu.be/dxWAH3LQI_Y

>> No.16804190

Yes he's pretentious, but since he's great at what he does I don't think his personality is relevant to the equation.

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>>16804178
>he doesn't get his produce delivered via Aragorn Fresh
why even live

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>>16804181
>i cant wait for our paths to cross

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>>16804283
>and I'll remind him what he said

>> No.16804514

>there is no recipe, only Stock Pot

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>dedicated his life to making people shit
the most impressive thing about professional cooks is their ability to wake up in the morning and not hang themselves upon the realization of their career choice

>> No.16804532

>>16804522
>Raymond: I dont think of dying yet.
>Marco: I think about it every day.

top zozzle

https://youtu.be/XPX8j2dvc_k?t=283

>> No.16804548

>>16804283
>>16804367
He's 6'3" and probably like 250lbs and a sigma
Jamie Oliver is a faggy manlet

>> No.16804595

>>16804181
>I'm not a bully and I'll prove that by bullying you
Oooh, that's our Marco

>> No.16804626

>>16804595
>literal softcock jamie oliver trashing MPW on the sidelines, probably for likes and shares~
no holds barred on this one m8. marco shits on chubby cameracooks