/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16802794]

Can you commit suicide via hot peppers?

[Anonymous No.16802799]

Yeah, just keep shoving 'em down your gullet til you choke.

[Anonymous No.16802807]

>the autopsy results just came back chief, it was... dragon's breath
>my god.. the worst way to go...

[Anonymous No.16802818]

>>16802794
That pepper looks like a hand wringer.

[Anonymous No.16802821]

There was an article years ago where a guy went retarded from eating a pepper. It caused vasodilation in some arteries to his brain. just google it. I think about it every time there is a hot sauce thread.

[Anonymous No.16802835]

>>16802818
Good catch.

God I hate them.

[Anonymous No.16802838]

>>16802818
>>16802835
Rent free

[Anonymous No.16802843]

>>16802794
I'm sure it's possible for a person with an underlying cardiovascular condition to have a heart attack from the stress of a sufficiently hot pepper.

[Anonymous No.16802851]

>>16802843
You forgot to say "bazingua"

[Anonymous No.16802853]

>>16802838
>haha you're obsessed with people who directly impact your government, society and life haha get over it

YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.16802858]

>>16802838
>>16802853
>hand wringer
What?
The amish?

[Anonymous No.16802865]

>>16802853
Can't stop thinking about trannies, either? Alright, to each their own, I won't judge

[Anonymous No.16802899]

>>16802865
My grade 1 son is literally being told to wear rainbow colored shirts and taught about trannies and LGBTQ2. My friend's grade 3 daughter was coming home talking about Trump because her libtard teacher would rant about Trump.

[Anonymous No.16802911]

>>16802794
No. My capsicum tolerance is too high.

[Anonymous No.16802913]

>>16802911
The last guy that said that went to the ER.

[Anonymous No.16802931]

>>16802899
Kids are retarded and easily influenced, best solution is to not have any and then you don't have to worry about that shit

[Anonymous No.16802933]

>>16802913
kek I love that video so much. Especially how he never lost his hubris at the end and got mad about the nurse having the audacity to think he ate an inferior hot sauce

[Anonymous No.16802948]

>>16802933
Link to the vid?

[Anonymous No.16802962]

>>16802911
>My cum tolerance is too high.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.16802963]

>>16802913
I ain’t no bitch

[Anonymous No.16802979]

>>16802948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yji2djI8r8

I've watched this like 6 times and it's always funny

[Anonymous No.16802996]

>>16802821
Find the most common food eaten here and you'll find the main cause of whatever you just said

[Anonymous No.16803013]

>>16802979
>immediately cuts to him taking swigs of soy milk out of the carton after the heat hits

[Anonymous No.16803027]

>>16802979
The way he starts talking on the 2nd to last and last hotsauce makes it clear he's fucking suffering lmao
If you genuinely can eat that stuff then great, good for you, but he starts almost lisping during the last one and is like "Wow, I must have a really high heat tolerance"
Guy isn't even some soy spice boi like he wants to be, he's just trying to fit in and suffered for it, jesus christ know your limits

[Anonymous No.16803037]

>>16802807
>kids callin it "smoochin' smaug"

[Anonymous No.16803064]

>>16802821
What caused the retardation specifically?

[Anonymous No.16803074]

>>16802979
He’s a bitch. Wouldn’t last 10 minutes at my dinner table.

[Anonymous No.16803075]

My grandma might have considered hot peppers but she chose a pistol.

[Anonymous No.16803088]

>>16802899
Why in the name of fuck are your kids still going to public school you fucking retard? People like you are why we are in the situation we're in right now. "Boo hoo people in power do things I don't like. I know I'll send my precious children to be indoctrinated by those people for eight hours every day! There's no way those things are connected at all!"

Fucking retard piece of shit trash

[Anonymous No.16803100]

>>16803013
>>16803027
He inadvertently made a hilarious video and lacks the self awareness to understand why. And what’s with the black woman (prostitute?) and snotty happy chihuahuas with bells?

I think he was a physics PhD candidate which makes it even funnier. The best part is where he tries to act hard and suddenly goes “soon!” and does a faggy arm motion and you know he’s fucked.

I love everything about this. Even the way it abruptly cuts off at the end as if even he is sick of hearing his cope bullshit. It’s great.

[Anonymous No.16803104]

Not my problem

[Anonymous No.16803109]

>>16802794
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.16803112]

>>16803088
I can’t afford private school although I’m sure most of them are “progressive” too. And my wife is a stay at home mom but probably couldn’t teach them math and science well. And they need socialization outside the house

[Anonymous No.16803113]

>>16803074
bet he'd make u suck him off if u said that to his face

[Anonymous No.16803167]

>>16803037
my sides

[Anonymous No.16803171]

>>16803112
You don't have to send them to government propaganda factories to socialize them. If you can't sacrifice the time it would take to homeschool them, teach them math and science yourself, you don't actual care about your children. You don't care about their future or their well-being and would rather pass that responsibility off on soilless institutions you complain about on the internet. To you, your children are basically talking plants. You are a worthless parent and have no right complaining about anything involving them or the politics that affect them. You weak spineless coward,

[Anonymous No.16803210]

>>16803109
for you

[Anonymous No.16803217]

I imagine this could kill you if you have a lung condition or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rerj92ZPuV4

[Anonymous No.16803225]

>>16802821
https://www.wtkr.com/2018/04/10/brain-effects-of-hottest-pepper-in-the-world-put-man-in-hospital
>reversible cerebral vasoconstriction syndrome
He had a headache and was fine

[Anonymous No.16803249]

>>16803171
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.16803265]

>>16802794
Nope.

[Anonymous No.16803267]

>>16803075
RIP grandma anon

[Anonymous No.16803305]

>>16803217
i was finishing off some jalapeno chips last month and i accidentally inhaled the chip dust, now thats some intense pain, was in my throat and lungs, drinking milk only dulled the pain like 3 seconds before it came right back, lasted over an hour i had to keep drinking water to help dull it(milk is a meme since it didnt do jack shit)

[Anonymous No.16803312]

>>16803037
Lel

[Anonymous No.16803319]

imagine if you shoved that up your bum bros

[Anonymous No.16803327]

>>16803267
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.16803474]

>>16802899
So instead of being a piece of shit and letting your kid get indoctrinated by faggotry, why don't you do the right thing and pull your kid out of that fucked up "school"?

[Anonymous No.16803481]

>>16802899
there is literally nothing wrong with being gay

[Anonymous No.16803517]

>>16802899
I'm fairly confident you haven't bred with anyone

[Anonymous No.16803534]

>>16803481
>higher rates of STDs
>can’t procreate
>high rate of pedophilia
>persecuted across virtually all cultures

[Anonymous No.16803584]

>>16803481
Doesn't need to be taught to kids just cause some tranny fantasizes about grooming

[Anonymous No.16803612]

>>16803534
first 3 are not an inherent function of being gay and the last isn't even true, nor is it even an argument

[Anonymous No.16803685]

give a mayo bitch anything spicier than ketchup

[Anonymous No.16803695]

>>16802931
>just don't reproduce and your children won't be brainwashed into bolsheviks
great idea, Schlomo

[Anonymous No.16803700]

>>16802807
>>16803037
Audible kek

[Anonymous No.16803721]

>>16802979
>"That's the hottest sauce out there?"

[Anonymous No.16804036]

>>16802794
give it a try and report back

[Anonymous No.16804039]

>>16802818
What's a hand wringer?

[Anonymous No.16804070]

>>16802794
Yes, you don't eat extremely spicy food if you have heart problems, asthma or allergies.

[Anonymous No.16804240]

>>16802899
You don't have kids lol

[Anonymous No.16804243]

>>16803695
based smiter of evil

[Anonymous No.16804268]

>>16803612
Yeah because if the whole world hates gays and it is a cross cultural phenomenon that doesn’t mean anything at all. Total coincidence amirite

[Anonymous No.16804271]

When is the "OMG THIS MEME SAUCE/PEPPER IS SO HOT" fad going to end

[Anonymous No.16804281]

>>16803037
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.16804294]

>>16804271
When you stop complaining about it like a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.16804308]

childhoos is eating as hot as you can. adulthood is falling in love with rocotas and jalapenos

[Anonymous No.16804315]

>>16803074
I bet no one would. Stop eating rotten meat and covering it up with “worlds hottest hot sauce with no flavor, just HOT xD” sauce

[Anonymous No.16804316]

>>16803171
Bruh you’re ranting at a man who has to pay bills. Can’t be richy rich like you and not work for 18 years to raise the perfect child. It’s not the world we live in.

[Anonymous No.16804321]

>>16803612
Anon if you announce in public that you’re gay, you’ll be executed in well over 30 countries. You don’t think that’s a negative?

[Anonymous No.16804392]

>>16804271
When the current glorification of the people who need twenty spices on their fried chicken and anything less is bland ends and their behavior is scorned again.

[Anonymous No.16804399]

>>16804392
I like to put in zero spices and just crunch on chicken

[Anonymous No.16804444]

>>16802794
That pepper looks Jewish.

[Anonymous No.16804488]

anyone else think ghost pepper tastes like shit? the ghost pep wings at bww suck and whenever I’ve had it in food it tastes like melted plastic mixed with sand. ill just have some delicious habanero

[Anonymous No.16804498]

>>16803685
2Brutal

[Anonymous No.16804564]

>>16803037
very nice

[Anonymous No.16804567]

>>16802911
yeah i’ll bet you have a high cum tolerance faggot

[Anonymous No.16804692]

>>16803305
capsaicin is fat soluble its not a meme
its also alcohol soluble so you can drink straight everclear and hopefully kill yourself you moron

[Anonymous No.16804699]

>>16802794
I just want to go on a spirit journey with the Johnny Cash coyote

[Anonymous No.16804786]

>>16803037

[Anonymous No.16804810]

>>16803037

[Anonymous No.16804906]

>>16803305
>i had to keep drinking water to help dull it(milk is a meme since it didnt do jack shit)
Huh, i guess too much hot sauce CAN turn you into a retard

[Anonymous No.16804961]

>>16803037
Top zozzle

[Anonymous No.16804967]

>>16804906
Milk does help.

[Anonymous No.16804968]

I feel like at some point you're not even tasting the food. Anything past habanero just doesn't seem worth it.

[Anonymous No.16804970]

>>16802911
>capsicum

[Anonymous No.16805158]

>>16803037

[Anonymous No.16805165]

>>16804692
>>16804906
milk is a meme, chips dont have capiscan, also milk wont dull garlic which is whats added to chips to give it that zing

[Anonymous No.16805175]

I guess?
But there's also an outsized chance you could end up retarded or just still alive with a big shitty hospital bill and with a few inches of your intestines removed.
Then you're carrying around a plastic bag full of your own shit all day.

[Anonymous No.16805767]

>>16803064
He was American.

[Anonymous No.16805775]

>>16805165
Based unironic retard

[Anonymous No.16806268]

>>16803037
this post is way icey

[Anonymous No.16806435]

>>16805165
You are either an ESL fag, or far more retarded than I anticipated.

[Anonymous No.16806451]

>>16804392
Having properly spiced food =/= drowning it in atomic hellfire sauce

[Anonymous No.16806464]

>>16803037
*tips fedora*
Made me chuckle.

[Anonymous No.16806505]

>like spicy food, but a reasonable amount so I can still fucking taste what I eat\
>can't mention it anymore because chili eating fags asking me what's the hottest sauce I've tried

[Anonymous No.16806514]

>DUDE THIS IS SOOOO SPICY
>IT TASTES LIKE
>HEAT
>SO GOOOOOOD
I hope all you fucking pepperfaggots kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16806530]

>>16805165
the fuck do you think spice is
fucking retard kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16806609]

>>16806505
I'm a spicy(hot) food enjoyer, and I find your approach completely reasonable, it isn't about inducing the most ammount of pain imaginable in your fucking mouth

[Anonymous No.16806637]

>>16805165
you dont need to kill yourself because youre an idiot but you do need to stop talking because youre an idiot

[Anonymous No.16806711]

>>16803037
heh

[Anonymous No.16806713]

>>16803037
looks like they were killed with a pepper, guess you could say....it's assault