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Is it true that in America they have fountains of free chili and cheese?

>> No.16801920

How does one have a fountain of that which is not a liquid?

>> No.16801931

We're just that rich yes

>> No.16801937

>>16801920
Anon those are both liquids

>> No.16801961

It's a standard kitchen appliance.

>> No.16801971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNb_MoqxA5o
Don't fall for it, muttbros.

>> No.16801984
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>>16801961
Europeans will never know the joy of putting the free gas station chili and cheese in their bag of fritos as a road trip snack.

>> No.16802005

>>16801916
This is what we opted for instead of free healthcare

>> No.16802019

>>16802005
can you put health care on top of a hot dog? No? Well then I'd say we made the right choice

>> No.16802025

>>16801916
Based Cumbys also has free coffee every Friday this month

>> No.16802036
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>>16802005
>"free"

>> No.16802047

>>16802019
based

>> No.16802052

>>16801916
Yes. And it never runs out, yet never needs to be refilled.
All 7-11’s are connected to a chili/cheese pipeline network, which draws from a massive cave-system which was flooded with chili and cheese to work as an underground reservoir, and is deep enough to withstand a nuclear strike.

>> No.16802060

>>16802052
It's connected to the popcorn mines too

>> No.16802063

>>16801916
Yes. You buy nacho chips or a hot dog and put the toppings on it.
There are other free condiments for your nachos but you have to pick those up with a spoon or tongs like onions, salsa, jalapeños, etc. The gas station near me actually has two types of cheese goo.

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16802064

Yes, and McDonald’s in America has draught ketchup, straight from the cask.
None of that bottled garbage.

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>>16801916
yes, and during special occasions we bring out the ranch dressing fountains

>> No.16802070

>>16802036
I'd rather have """"""free"""""" healthcare than my country fight pointless wars for Israel

>> No.16802075

>>16802070
>literally can’t enjoy a clearly facetious thread without going full-obsession
Anon plz.

>> No.16802101

>>16802052
I know that you are telling the truth ameribro.

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>>16801971
>that shitty music
nah

>> No.16802114
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16802114

mmmm yummy chili

>> No.16802152

>>16802005
Why are you shilling your tired political activism on this board today? I've seen you in multiple threads with the same snide and off-putting air of naive adolescent superiority.

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>>16801916
How does a restaurant survive in burger land when they offer unlimited amount of anything? Such as buffets? Even with this one I imagine burgers are drinking cups of that cheese

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>>16802064
God America is based as fuck

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>>16802218
the fact that they stay in business should tell you everything you need to know about the quality of food they're serving

>> No.16803251

>>16802036
i mean, its the reason you pay taxes.
as opposed to having a govt that wastes that money on dumb shit like missiles and paying soldiers to jack off in Okinawa.

>> No.16803290

>>16802114
This image made me shit myself, no joke

>> No.16803294

>>16801971
>Don't fall for it, muttbros.
>12 Minute video
>let's pretend gas station food will send you to the emergency room.
But seriously, let's NOT pretend all of America is as retarded as Florida:
https://youtu.be/0cxq6Js4tU8

>> No.16803301

>>16802070
>pointless wars for Israel
Name one.

>> No.16803309

>>16801916
Both the chili & the cheese sauce have contains soy warnings. The elites are poisoning you

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>>16802152
>naive adolescent superiority.
>wanting America to be as good as any developed nation is snide, off-putting, naive and adolescent.
All muh shiggy-diggy my nazi friend.

>> No.16803323

>>16802052
I was there once when they ran out of cheese. The bag must've been 5 gallons.

>> No.16803324

>>16801916
yes
>>16802108
i was in that vegemite thread the other day and I agree

>> No.16803370

>>16801916

This stuff is so good. Appreciate how the chili has NO beans. I usually fill up a hot dog tray with both the cheese and chili. And yes it is free

>> No.16803385

>>16802114
thats fucking so cool.
die that shit green and put a fog machine near it and its an instant Halloween classic

>> No.16803396
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16803396

Another hidden American bargain is the grocery store salad bar.
They charge by the pound, and it's a good deal for them if you fill the box with lettuce and other cheap shit.
Instead, just pump it full of ranch dressing.
Ha-Ha!

>> No.16803416

>>16803294
D-did they at least take the old dude to a shelter or something?
It looks like ham man charms both police and gets away with it all.

>> No.16803435

>>16801916
Is it connected to the trash container underneath it?

>> No.16803437

>>16803416
It's Florida, my naive colleague.
I wouldn't be surprised if the victim was raped (off camera) by the officers, cameraman and random passers-by.
I'm tempted to start posting memes from my /pol/fuckingflorida or /covid/goddamnedflorida folders, but that's a slippery slope that would keep me up all night.
It's a seriously fucked up place, and home to over 21 million Americans (God help us all).

>> No.16803637

>>16803396
>just scoop out handfuls of ranch and lick it out of my hands
IN THE LAND OF THE FREEEEE

>> No.16803669

>>16802063
The gas station near were I live has a lot of traffic from local Mexican construction workers who go in there for lunch, so they have this entire little set up of different kinds of chopped peppers, red and white onions, pico, etc. It's awesome, you can make pretty good nachos there.

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>>16801916
Calling it a fountain is a bit much and I know what you're trying to do. Yes, it dispenses chili and nacho cheese. Nothing wrong with either of those things. I bet you think the butter "fountains" at the movie theater are real melted butter too.

>> No.16803677

>>16803316
Fuck you, they pay taxes for it while I have the freedom to become rich and FUCK TAXES IN THE ASS with my success.

>> No.16803684

>>16801916
Yes, it is really tasty on the morning donut.

>> No.16803688

>>16802218
They charge extra for cheaper slop and most people end up eating the same amount of food anyway. Even if the occasional ham planet stuffs their gullet to the brim they'll still probably break even.

>> No.16803745

>>16803396
Most places closed them using chinkflu as an excuse

>> No.16803861

>>16802218
People fill up on things like potatoes, mac n cheese, sweet breads and shitty desserts. Something like fried chicken is cheap as fuck to make for them. You aren't getting filet mignon or some fancy sauce reduction.

>> No.16803986

>>16802108

HOW THE FUCK IKNG FUCK +CAN YOU NOT LIKE DUSTFALL OST

>> No.16804074

>>16801916
Yes, the muscle paralyzing botulism is free too.

>> No.16804159

>>16802036
How much would an american need to spend a month on health insurance to guarantee free medical care 100% coverage including self-induced and rare conditions?
t. euro

>> No.16804164

>>16801916
How can cheese sauce contain soy?? whats the soy for?

>> No.16804174

>>16803861
Americans aren't too stupid to play buffets. I'm not concern trolling. I saw on The Nanny that the low classes know not to fill up on filler.

>> No.16804185

>>16804174
would you the nanny, cc babcock or one of the sisters?

>> No.16804201

>>16803745
>Most places closed them using chinkflu as an excuse
Didn't know, I haven't been inside a grocery store for about 19 months now.
But, super obviously, they never needed an "excuse" to close the salad bar.

>> No.16804208

>>16801984
I'm could feel my arteries clogging up just reading that.

>> No.16804212

>>16802114
Looks absolutely putrid....and people eat this?

>> No.16804224

>>16804208
You’re a pussy

>> No.16804232

>>16804212
I think it's supposed to be a chocolate fountain but the chocolate broke because it got water in it

>> No.16804239

>>16804232
Then the staff should turn it off a move it out of sight.

>> No.16804311

>>16802064
The bottling is what enables it to age and mature in flavour you swine.

>> No.16804330

>>16801971
Can't tell if this is supposed to be satire or not.

>> No.16804333

>>16804159
It all depends on how poor you are. Really poor? Nothing. Fifteen an hour poor? Couple hundred a month. Middle class? Your job pays for it.

>> No.16804405

>>16804164
Feminization of the West
Now melts!

>> No.16804409

>>16804239
your parents took that advice, didn't they?