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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Oct 7 15:56:03 2021 No.16801213 [Reply] [Original]

which one are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:01:43 2021 No.16801236 >>16801213 both are staged

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:25:11 2021 No.16801332 >>16801236 you sound like the left one to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:25:43 2021 No.16801334 >>16801236 i have heard that the guy on the right had just gotten out of prison.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:31:17 2021 No.16801351 I don't dab pizza but when I'm out I will prob use a fork and knife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:41:58 2021 No.16801396 >>16801213 Left.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:43:12 2021 No.16801401 >>16801334 I heard deployment rather than prison

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:43:36 2021 No.16801402 >>16801396 Queer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:48:30 2021 No.16801424 >>16801402 Fight me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:51:33 2021 No.16801439 im going to be the second guy with quarter pounders when my gastritis clears up in 3 months

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 16:53:51 2021 No.16801447 >>16801213 I don't do the dab thing but I don't eat like an obese gross fuck in public so the left one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 20:43:34 2021 No.16802348 File: 15 KB, 199x253, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801213 Embrace the bloat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 20:44:36 2021 No.16802355 >>16801351 Vice Versa for me. I think I can afford for it to be a little less greasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 20:48:42 2021 No.16802381 File: 98 KB, 600x450, guy-eating-in-n-out-like-a-maniac-was-staged-1-video-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801334 >>16801401 That's because you're gullible and retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 7 21:15:51 2021 No.16802503 File: 1003 KB, 852x641, trump-pizza-hut-ad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801213 me

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 09:10:26 2021 No.16804496

>>16801213
Neither I don't eat fast food, as its frowned upon in every country except America. Americans are the only people in the world who seem to have no social stigma against regularly eating trash high glycemic, transfat garbage that is peddled to you by giant evil corportations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 15:26:54 2021 No.16805878 >>16804496 so left then

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 16:06:26 2021 No.16806081

Left. Because it's fucking civilized. Knives and forks exist for a reason. But you shouldn't even eat pizza because that is gross sloppa. We live in 2021. You should be fully capable of cooking a nice hearty soup for yourself instead of getting a tape worm at a fast food restaurant.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 18:45:37 2021 No.16806788 >>16801213 Then left went on to devour feces straight from the diseased asshole of a complete stranger

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 18:47:46 2021 No.16806793 >>16806081 You don't like tapeworms?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 18:59:07 2021 No.16806833 >>16806081 I assure you the guy on the right had probably never had a tapeworm while the guy on the left has had plenty

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 19:04:37 2021 No.16806851 >>16806833 And what makes you so sure of that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 19:18:00 2021 No.16806895 >>16802381 what about that grainy 10 second video immediately tips off someone that it's staged? You people are such insufferable, pretentious faggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 19:18:37 2021 No.16806899 File: 232 KB, 621x706, f57ca815ac3cfab23eac8094a5a840090f4ec8398cdd7bfee43e0e9306d7e672.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16806851

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 19:18:50 2021 No.16806900 >>16802381 Thank you, I always go in and correct the threads. Hate how everyone believes everything they see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 19:19:43 2021 No.16806904 >>16804496 every european city i've visited is absolutely littered with american fast food chains. drown in semen.

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 19:23:59 2021 No.16806922
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>>16806851
worms create caloric deficiencies, and make you look like a twink. that's best case scenario. for the worst case scenario, lookup the history of hookworm in the southern US.

>niggers bring hookworm from africa
>iron deficiency lowers brain mass in slave children
>this makes slaveowners think niggers are dumb
>caloric deficiency lowers available energy in adult slaves
>this makes slaveowners think niggers are lazy
>thank god for segregated bathrooms
>emancipation
>now everybody's poor and shits in the fields together
>now the yankees think all southerners are dumb and lazy
>this lasts until the 1920's and fucking Rockafeller has to teach them to dig latrines to stop the spread

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 19:47:31 2021 No.16807036

>>16806895
the group photo with him here >>16802381 came from a site that produces clickbait and they admitted it was staged. people just enjoyed coming up with funny reasons for him to be eating like that and didn't want to believe it was fake. not trying to be an insufferable, pretentious faggot spoiling your fun, but i don't like what is essentially manipulation by trying to pass off these staged videos as real.

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 20:13:50 2021 No.16807133

>>16806922
The chances are guy on the left was just skinny because he's a faggot who eats twice a day only and replaces breakfast with a Soylent. The statistic chances of the guy on the right having a worm are much greater because of how common that type of thing is in fast food because fast food employees are morons who don't cook things all the way through.
t. Got a tape worm from applebees once

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 20:33:56 2021 No.16807203 >>16807133 You're severely underestimating how much the worms consume over extended periods of time. It's like compound interest. If he had worms, then he either just got them yesterday, or dropped weight from 350 to 275.

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 20:40:34 2021 No.16807234

>>16807203
Could be the case. You really never know, we don't know the guy.
>You're severely underestimating how much the worms consume over extended periods of time.
See >>16807133
>t. Got a tape worm from applebees once
I lost fifteen pounds in six days before finally going to the pharmacy to inquire about medicine. Cleared right up in about a week.

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 20:49:47 2021 No.16807272

>>16807234
exactly my point. mr "i've always been skinny, i eat competitively, but i've got a good metabolism" is more likely to be wrong and have worms than mr "i've morbidly obese, but suddenly my clothes don't fit." worms impossible not to notice, unless you've had them forever and think they're normal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 20:59:25 2021 No.16807318 >>16807133 >>16807234 how do you know it was applebee's and not something else you ate that week? >precooked and reheated sysco chain resturant tendies

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 21:30:44 2021 No.16807466
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>>16801213
if you unironically pat down your pizza with a napkin you're a legit soy guzzling faggot If you don't want to eat grease go and make yourself a fucking salad you stupid retard. no cap.

Anonymous Fri Oct 8 21:33:16 2021 No.16807485
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>>16807133
>The statistic chances of the guy on the right having a worm are much greater because of how common that type of thing is in fast food because fast food employees are morons who don't cook things all the way through.
>t. Got a tape worm from applebees once
This is a huge misconception. Fast food places are some of the most sterile fucking restaurants to visit if you're a legit germ freak. If you want to get REALLY sick just visit your local mom and pop restaurant that shit is way more dirtier than you fucking realize.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 21:36:46 2021 No.16807503 >>16807318 Because the pork I ordered there was undercooked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 21:37:49 2021 No.16807510 >>16807503 You must be from a third world country you can eat pork medium rare this isn't the early 1900's anymore where you have to literally overcook pork to cook out all the worms out..

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 21:38:44 2021 No.16807518 >>16807510 I live in Maine. That undercooked pork is the only undercooked thing I had that week. It must've been Applebee's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 8 23:48:40 2021 No.16808081 File: 25 KB, 236x326, 1614636089515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801213 democrat vs republican

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 00:48:10 2021 No.16808357 iirc the guy on the left is like a pizza critic or some shit and so he degreases the pizza so he's not killing himself

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 00:52:39 2021 No.16808374 >>16808081 the republican is on the right

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 00:53:58 2021 No.16808378 >>16808081 the republican is on the left

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 00:57:30 2021 No.16808385 >>16801213 a retard or a retard? uhhh, none?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 03:45:13 2021 No.16808776 >>16801213 I do dab the pizza but I eat it normally otherwise When I eat a big burger I use a fork and just kinda tear into it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 03:46:14 2021 No.16808779 >>16808081 >retarded faggot vs retarded slob yeah seems about right

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 09:41:34 2021 No.16809506 >>16801213 the irony is that the queer on the left, despite his best efforts to appear genteel and feminine, is balding. every day of his existence is one step closer to twinkdeath. if only she had taken the pink pill instead...!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 12:22:37 2021 No.16810063 >>16808776 >When I eat a big burger I use a fork and just kinda tear into it what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 12:24:25 2021 No.16810075 >>16807466 In English please

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 12:29:59 2021 No.16810092 the left one makes me feel homophobic and the right one makes me feel horny

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 13:37:18 2021 No.16810377 >>16806081 You're not civilized, you're domesticated

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 15:54:19 2021 No.16810883 >>16810063 I'm talking about those burgers that are too tall to bite whole and too messy to hold

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 18:22:05 2021 No.16811450 >>16810883 How often do you engage in homosex

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 23:46:44 2021 No.16812622 The virgin brunch vs the chad feast

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 9 23:50:03 2021 No.16812633 >>16811450 I fuck your dad daily

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 10 07:35:03 2021 No.16813775 >>16812633 And a necrophile. Youre a real piece of work huh

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 10 07:40:02 2021 No.16813785 File: 41 KB, 588x632, 1606455749814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 10 07:54:49 2021 No.16813812 File: 23 KB, 400x400, centrist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801213 I take the golden middle road.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 10 09:44:28 2021 No.16814048 >>16813785 Why did they make the unhealthy one cooler?

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