/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16793689]

Post food your girlfriend made for you

[Anonymous No.16793691]

>>16793689

[Anonymous No.16793696]

>be forever alone attentionwhore
>need to seek validation anonymously on the cooking board of an anime website

[Anonymous No.16793700]

>>16793689
looks like shit

[Anonymous No.16793706]

r8

[Anonymous No.16793714]

>>16793689
obviously she hates you

[Anonymous No.16793720]

>>16793689
As a 30 year old man whose woman doesn't cook for him? Looks wonderful.

[Anonymous No.16793734]

My what?

[Anonymous No.16793741]

>trusting women to make your food
>broccoli this plain
you deserve to eat that shit

[Anonymous No.16793773]

>implying

[Anonymous No.16793802]

>>16793689
jugs?

[Anonymous No.16793990]

but i cook with my left hand

[Anonymous No.16794002]

every time one of these threads comes up i'm reminded that i hated how much my girlfriend wanted to cook for us, and that she didn't ever want to do anything besides make food that was eaten immediately after we got back from work, watch netflix, and gain weight.

[Anonymous No.16794039]

>>16794002
hopefully she finds someone better soon

[Anonymous No.16794054]

>>16794002
this but my ex only ever wanted to get Mcdonald's or taco bell. Then wonder why she gained 20 pounds and bitch when I suggest not getting fast food.

[Anonymous No.16794060]

>>16793706
Looks delicious, bulking season is here

[Anonymous No.16794064]

>>16794060

[Anonymous No.16794084]

>>16793689
She forgot to make a sauce!

[Anonymous No.16794142]

>>16793689
My girlfriend actually earned her ring with a salmon filet that easily topped all the local restaurants despite living right on the coast. Life is good :^)

[Anonymous No.16794170]

>>16793689
Is your gf white?

[Anonymous No.16794199]

>>16793689
This thread is subtly about race

[Anonymous No.16794205]

>>16794199

[Anonymous No.16794214]

Now ex

[Anonymous No.16794227]

>>16794214
>chicken obviously steamed while being sauteed in a crowded pan with inadequate heat/oil
>served with soy sauce and noodles not suited for the size/shape of the stir fry pieces
good fucking riddance -quit whining and go get your dick sucked anon

[Anonymous No.16794231]

>>16793689
haha yes my girlfriend she cooks for me all the time I just don't have a picture handy haha

[Anonymous No.16794272]

>>16794214
sloppashit go find a real asian girl

[Anonymous No.16794326]

>>16794054
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.16794335]

Birthday cake. It was delicious, she loves baking.
Yes, we watched that show.

[Anonymous No.16794338]

>>16794326
one of the tastiest pastas

[Anonymous No.16794349]

>>16793689
I don't have a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.16794350]

>>16793689
This past sunday

[Anonymous No.16794354]

>>16793689
I'm glad my girlfriend has a little extra sausage between her legs.
She makes the best steak/barbecue.

[Anonymous No.16794364]

Dating a Mexican girl has some benefits
Sloppa

[Anonymous No.16794367]

>>16794350
Is that smoked salmon, capers onion and creamcheese?
find it hard to believe a woman could make such a dish.

[Anonymous No.16794373]

>>16793689
Guess my gfs race

[Anonymous No.16794421]

>>16794373
100% abo

[Anonymous No.16794450]

>>16794373
Neapolitan?

[Anonymous No.16794462]

>>16794064
the most obvious beard in showbiz

[Anonymous No.16794469]

>>16794373
jewish cuz that looks like it spent some time in the oven

[Anonymous No.16794487]

>>16794214
Why the fuck are you eating on a coffee table with no chairs

[Elite No.16794514]

>>16794373
American

[Anonymous No.16794590]

>>16794514
An Injun?

[Anonymous No.16794604]

>>16794350
looks like a meal two lesbians would eat

[Anonymous No.16794606]

>>16794373
poor and uneducated or is that you?

[Anonymous No.16794737]

>>16794335
It looks like a pillow.

[Anonymous No.16794757]

>>16794002
Architect.jpg

[Anonymous No.16794764]

>>16794757

[Anonymous No.16794775]

>>16794462
shut your mouth you uncivilized swine, thats Remington Steele with his bodacious wife.

[Anonymous No.16794779]

>>16793741
>all vegetables need to be drenched in butter, bacon, cheese to even be remotely edible
t.american

[Anonymous No.16795511]

>>16793741
>broccoli this plain
it's normal broccoli you dumbfuck, do you have to dip your broccolis in melted cheese for you to be able to eat them?

[Anonymous No.16795525]

>>16794364
what the fuck is this, looks like vomit

[Anonymous No.16795530]

>>16794373
the pizza is black like her?

[Anonymous No.16795604]

>her?

[Anonymous No.16795614]

>>16793689
gf?

[Anonymous No.16795658]

>>16794373
Klingon

[Anonymous No.16795836]

Why are you all so mean and critical of your gfs

[Anonymous No.16795848]

>>16795836
You get girlfriends by bullying women. Being nice to them turns them off.

[Anonymous No.16795875]

>>16795530
Winner

[Anonymous No.16795892]

>>16794779
>>all vegetables need to be drenched in butter
Yes>>16794779
>bacon, cheese to even be remotely edible
No don't make me puke

[Anonymous No.16795896]

>>16795836
When you finally get a girlfriend you'll understand. It's not that you hate her, quite the opposite frankly. Some things aren't worth telling her, but are worth bitching about.

[Anonymous No.16795908]

Sometimes I cross dress and listen to girl rock when I make food. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.16795927]

Yep

[Anonymous No.16795963]

>>16795836
if you cant criticise your gf, and if she doesnt take it well if you do, that's definitely not a healthy relationship
You'll always have clashes with people you love, its how you handle the conflicts that matters

[Anonymous No.16795984]

>>16794335
my only thoughts are incest cake, i really wish i didn't read up on alex hirsch

[Anonymous No.16796029]

Now fiancée.
And yeah I’m fine with natto.

[Anonymous No.16796052]

I don't allow my wife to cook. She's not good at it. I do all the cooking in the house on top of working (because I'm a pro chef for my career too). She will occasionally ask to make dinner and I let her. I don't tell her but it is always without fail mediocre and bland.

[Anonymous No.16796077]

>>16793689
We just started dating, this is the first thing she made for me the morning after we fucked. Not sure how to break things off

[Anonymous No.16796083]

>>16796077
What is it?
Some sort of chicken/dumpling casserole?

[Anonymous No.16796114]

>>16794469
Kek

[Anonymous No.16796119]

>>16794373
Is she a martian?

[Anonymous No.16796140]

>>16796083
Chicken cheese and scrambled egg casserole

[Anonymous No.16796442]

My ex once made me a chicken fried rice, she looked so hot being domestic, I fucked her right there in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.16796447]

>>16795875
Nice, from which place your girlfriend stole this pizza?

[Anonymous No.16796459]

>>16793691
kek

[Anonymous No.16796561]

>>16796140
what a stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.16796671]

>>16794335
WHAT FLAVOR WAS IT

[Anonymous No.16796715]

>>16793689
my gf cooked me some frozen breaded fish filets and boiled frozen peas :)

[Anonymous No.16796724]

>>16793696
And you feel like you need to make people feel bad, get off the pc loser

[Anonymous No.16796727]

>>16793689
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying

[Anonymous No.16796736]

I don’t have a gf but I cooked an apple pie for my boyfriend

[Anonymous No.16796747]

>>16793689
You cooked that with just one hand? Nice.

[Anonymous No.16796811]

>people ITT had a girlfriend make edible sloppa
>"UHHHH, HOW DOES BREAK UP???"
This isn't even about girlfriends. Sounds like you'd slap your own mother for """bad""" food.

[Anonymous No.16796840]

>>16793689
I've never has a girlfriend. The most sexual contact I've had outside my mother is my bald disabled cousin. I live in a constant hell of regret and social pain and if not social pain loneliness and autism

[Anonymous No.16797203]

>>16796840
How was your cousins pussy

[Anonymous No.16797211]

>>16796077
You eating her shit THE morning after your first hookup? Moving fast anon I like it

[Anonymous No.16797215]

>>16793689
I'm tired tonight, anon. Suck on those, she told me.
Should I dump her or marry her?

[Anonymous No.16797221]

>>16797215
Only if that’s brap juice

[Anonymous No.16797256]

>>16793689
Lmao your girlfriend is a shit cook, mines better

[Anonymous No.16797270]

>>16793689
At least season the broccoli damn, you're not a kid eating their parent's meals.

[Anonymous No.16797286]

>>16793689
Pork pie my wife made me. the crust was god-tier.

[Anonymous No.16797293]

>>16797286
Did you pork her pie later on?

[Anonymous No.16797304]

>>16794350
Shalom Shlomo.

[Anonymous No.16797317]

>>16796077
Buy a rug, lye, pick and shovel. Take her hiking.

[Anonymous No.16797342]

>>16794779
>sauteeing with garlic and deglazing is hard
stick to your bagged frozen peas, bud. this is a cooking board.

[Anonymous No.16797350]

>>16795511
steaming broccoli is the barely above boiling in terms of the possible effort you could put forth to cook it - boiling being just above microwaving it in a bowl, the absolute bare minimum. at least when whatever ugly slag you get stuck with serves you this garbage later down the road you'll already got your coping mechanisms in place to "enjoy" it.

[Anonymous No.16797484]

>>16797293
No but she pied my pork

[Anonymous No.16797498]

Anon if I ever have a GF I'll be the one making all the goddamn food

[Anonymous No.16797541]

>>16794214
Disgusting... this bitch doesn't even know the MEANING for stir FRY. She thought it mean stir BOIL instead... FUCK

[Anonymous No.16797557]

>>16797350
This.
If OP’s girlfriend were of any value as a woman, he would have been served broccoli tempura. Or perhaps broccoli-topped okonomiyaki.
But not this bland western “preparation”.

[Anonymous No.16797558]

>>16797350
Agreed. At least saute it with some garlic and a small amount of butter... add some salt. Maybe a spice or two if you feeling spicy

[Anonymous No.16797561]

>>16796442
bro that shit is sooo cash

[Anonymous No.16797681]

>>16797350
True, it doesn’t even look like it’s got pepper on it

[Anonymous No.16797870]

>>16797557
>okonomiyaki
I don't speak ching chong

[Anonymous No.16797879]

>>16794364
Let me guess, Chicana?

[Anonymous No.16797886]

>>16795908
Nah, but nice rice fag

[Anonymous No.16797895]

>>16794779
Humanity has discovered an endless variety of ways to cook broccoli from motor oil
dipped to being digested and pooped out by marsupials first. Just say that you don't
want to learn how to cook good broccoli.

[Anonymous No.16797932]

>>16795892
>>16797342
>>16797895
>All vegetables needs to be drenched in butter, even though all other foods are fried or drenched in butter
t.american

If you knew about cooking you'd realise that balance is key. If there's fat in your carb side, your meat is drenched in fat too, then a simple steamed vegetable is av very good pairing.

My point stands. American are pig disgusting that think more is more.

Nothing from win sauteing brocolie, but not if every other thing on the plate also is drenched in fat.

[Anonymous No.16797943]

>>16793689
You should fire your girlfriend for this.

[Anonymous No.16797948]

>>16797932
Nothing wrong with sauteing broccoli, but not if every other thing on the plate also is drenched in fat.

There's no need to add garlic to fucking everything either. To me it looks like the chicken thing has some garlic on it on the sauce.

Only Americans things garlic should go on every fucking thing on the plate. Have Americans never heard of contrast?

[Anonymous No.16798261]

>>16797870
>I don't speak ching chong
You don’t have to if you have a decent girlfriend, because she’ll speak it.

[Anonymous No.16798641]

>>16797541
>>16794272
>>16794227
She was actually azn too, I don't know how this happened
>>16794487
We would eat sitting on the floor because we were grad students and she lived in a studio with no dining table

[Anonymous No.16798691]

>>16793689
you should kill her

[Anonymous No.16798741]

>>16794373
I would say black but the tomatoes are throwing me off

[Anonymous No.16798754]

>>16793689
wypipo dont season dey food

[Anonymous No.16798777]

>>16794335
i hate fondant

[Anonymous No.16798782]

>>16794364
dude i nearly vomited lmao

[Anonymous No.16798798]

>>16796715
>boiled frozen peas
lmao

[Anonymous No.16798804]

>>16796811
yes i would

[Anonymous No.16798971]

>>16793741
>tastebuds so fucked by corn syrup, MSG and other shit that he cant eat normal cooked veggies

[Anonymous No.16799014]

>>16798971
not that same anon, but I kinda agree with him - boiled/steamed/blanched broccoli sucks on its own unless it's paired with some other greens/vegetables, and seasonings. If broccoli is all you have in the pantry, do us all a favor and just grill it instead.

[Anonymous No.16799029]

I don't have a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.16799155]

>>16798971
>brain is so fucked by homosexuality that he unironically says "veggies"

[Anonymous No.16799181]

>>16793689
n/a

[Anonymous No.16799335]

>>16797203
AGGHHHHH

[Anonymous No.16799344]

>>16794326
Based

[Anonymous No.16799535]

>>16793700
but your gf made it, so its wonderful

[Anonymous No.16799544]

>>16799535
nah it's shit
it's why I cook for my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.16799824]

>>16799155
you should get stronger meds, it doesn't seem to be working

[Anonymous No.16799828]

>>16799544
cartoon women require food?

[Anonymous No.16799832]

>>16799828
literally coping now

[Anonymous No.16799885]

>>16798971
>muh corn msg ruins tastebuds
Retarded.
But I do agree it’s weird that someone can’t enjoy simple steamed broccoli.
The only thing I add is some salt, and maybe a bit of butter.

>>16799828
Of course they do, retard.
If they didn’t, there wouldn’t be so much cartoon food.

[Anonymous No.16799936]

>>16796736
can i be your bf I promise I'm cute and feminine uwu

[Anonymous No.16800005]

>>16797350
>>16797557
What we can conclude here is what we knew all away. Americans hate vegetables and need to drench them in cheese, bacon, batter or whatever.

And this "steaming is so little effort"-cope is just pathetic. If I make for example steak, fries, sauce béarnaise, then some steamed broccoli would be perfect. A light easy vegetable between the bites of the meat and all the fat in the fries and the béarnaise. Eating tempura broccoli, or cheese drenched broccoli or whatever would be pig disgusting, but that's what Americans are.

Imagine not being able to enjoy some fresh steamed vegetables from your garden with some high quality olive oil on top. Truly sub-human.

[Anonymous No.16800011]

>>16797350
>>16797557
What we can conclude here is what we knew all away. Americans hate vegetables and need to drench them in cheese, bacon, batter or whatever.

And this "steaming is so little effort"-cope is just pathetic. If I make for example steak, fries, sauce béarnaise, then some steamed broccoli would be perfect. A light easy vegetable between the bites of the meat and all the fat in the fries and the béarnaise. Eating tempura broccoli, or cheese drenched broccoli or whatever on top of all that fat would be pig disgusting, but that's what Americans are.

Imagine not being able to enjoy some fresh steamed vegetables from your garden with some high quality olive oil on top. Truly sub-human.

[Anonymous No.16800017]

>>16793689

[Anonymous No.16800033]

>>16794469

[Anonymous No.16800730]

[Anonymous No.16800773]

>>16793689

[Anonymous No.16800787]

>>16793689
Yum!

[Anonymous No.16800833]

>>16800011
>only Americans would ever eat a Japanese preparation of broccoli
So this is the power of obsession

[Anonymous No.16800849]

>>16800011
>properly seasoning vegetables means to smother them in cheese
"No!"

[Anonymous No.16800854]

>>16800730
gf made this for my birthday
shes cute and retarded

[Anonymous No.16800860]

>>16793689
She’s trying to poison you. Are you 80 years old with a lot of money?

[Anonymous No.16800867]

Me and my bf are incredibly try hard

[Anonymous No.16800874]

Me and my bf are incredibly try hard

[Anonymous No.16800898]

>>16800874
based homosexual poster

[Anonymous No.16800954]

>>16800874
I realized recently that these fancy looking meals are all aesthetics, no flavor. They are boring, plain meals that are dressed up to look better than they are, mainly for social media.

[Anonymous No.16801018]

>>16800773
Moules frites is pretty based and belgiumpilled

[Anonymous No.16801082]

>>16800730
>>16800854
hold on to her tight man

[Anonymous No.16801104]

>>16800787
She even made seconds!

[Anonymous No.16801122]

>>16800833
>only Americans would ever eat a Japanese preparation of broccoli
Reading comprehension, retard. I never said that.
>properly seasoning vegetables means to smother them in cheese
Again, reading comprehension retard. I never said that.

[Anonymous No.16801127]

>>16800833
>only Americans would ever eat a Japanese preparation of broccoli
Reading comprehension, retard. I never said that.
>>16800849
>properly seasoning vegetables means to smother them in cheese
I never said that either, retard.

[Anonymous No.16801152]

>>16801122
>eating broccoli tempura = pig disgusting = immediately equated to Americans
My comprehension is fine, faggot.
>properly seasoning…
Wasn’t even my post. Check your own comprehension, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16801205]

>>16801152
Again, get some reading comprehension retard. Look what I wrote:

>Eating tempura broccoli, or cheese drenched broccoli or whatever on top of all that would be pig disgusting

The key words here are "on top of all that". I did not say that eating tempura broccoli alone is pig disgusting. I didn't say eating tempura broccoli as a side is pig disgusting.

I said that choosing tempura broccoli or cheese drenched broccoli as a side dish for a steak with fries and sauce béarnaise is pig disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16801235]

>>16800854
>a tank made out of toothpaste, offered as food
she's indeed retarded

[Anonymous No.16801246]

>>16800898
>no girls exists in this board

[Anonymous No.16801251]

>>16801104
>no seasoning

[Anonymous No.16801263]

>Post food your girlfriend made for you

[Anonymous No.16801308]

>>16801251
Au contraire, it's pickled in a light urine brine. Absolutely exquisite.

[Anonymous No.16801323]

>>16801246
don't be homophobic anon

[Anonymous No.16801327]

>>16793691
yea

[Anonymous No.16801340]

[Anonymous No.16801372]

My girlfriend of almost eight years cheated on me by fucking a 61-year old man for over a year.

But she impressed me with some steak and asparagus that was surprisingly good. Also the sex was great, but I guess that makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.16803646]

>>16801235
I always mess up icing, thats all, it was still good

[Anonymous No.16803661]

>>16793689
that looks fine you fucking fag
she took the time to use capers shut the fuck up and be grateful she made an attempt for something not out the box or order in.

[Anonymous No.16804162]

If i weren't so busy stuffing my face with her delicacies i would have taken pictures, but i didnt

[Anonymous No.16804186]

>>16803661
>dumps brine-soaked sea garbage on top
>boiled broccoli
>boiled noodles
>"wow anon... be grateful"
lmao get some standards you fucking cooklet

[Anonymous No.16804215]

>>16794373
norf

[Anonymous No.16804234]

>>16793689

[Anonymous No.16804648]

I don't have a gf

[Anonymous No.16804670]

>>16796077
Obviously you don't know how to satisfy a woman so she returned the favor and didn't satisfy you.

[Anonymous No.16804755]

>>16794335
I'm glad for you that you found a gf as childish as yourself anon

[Anonymous No.16806199]

>>16795836
I happy man is a happy relationship. A happy woman is a miserable man.

[Anonymous No.16806390]

>>16800954
Don't you talk shit about my seared ahi tuna

[Anonymous No.16806765]

>>16801018
> belgium
French*

[Anonymous No.16807804]

>>16801104
>letting the water take away from the flavor
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16807811]

>>16794373
Swede

[Anonymous No.16807814]

>>16800954
Yeah, but presentation is the utmost flavour enhancer so getting a little bit try-hard with your everyday meals is actually a large net positive.

[Anonymous No.16808182]

>>16800011
How can eurofags criticize our lack of seasoning in the same breath as defending plain steamed broccoli? What the fuck dude, I don't eat sugar at all and have enjoyed a great deal of European food, because they fucking s e a s o n it you nigger.

[Anonymous No.16808199]

>>16800898
Mutually exclusive concepts

[Anonymous No.16808206]

>>16801104
Dude, clean your toilet seat.

[Anonymous No.16809861]

>>16793706
looks intimidating.

[Anonymous No.16809883]

>>16808182
I am so glad my palate isn't blasted like yours. How sad to be incapable of finding pleasure in the simple things.

[Anonymous No.16809896]

>>16798971
IF you don't season your broccoli with at least salt and pepper you are worse than a murderer and deserve the death sentence, post-haste.

[Anonymous No.16809917]

>>16794421
fucking got me you dog

[Anonymous No.16809929]

>>16796077
you can't break things off easy bro shes attached to your arm

[Anonymous No.16809934]

>>16797215
put them on and ask for seconds

[Anonymous No.16809942]

>>16800011
you're a vegetable anon

[Anonymous No.16809951]

>>16801308
oui just like mozer used to make

[Anonymous No.16809961]

>>16809896
Why would I listen to someone without the capacity to enjoy plain vegetables?

[Anonymous No.16810209]

>>16793691
Based

[Anonymous No.16810334]

>>16809961
>why would you let everyone know what a massive faggot you are so many times in this thread?

[Anonymous No.16811092]

>>16797256
Is that a garloid?

[Anonymous No.16811161]

>>16798971
sauce?

[Anonymous No.16811271]

>>16794064
Good man. They love each other. So nice to see.

[Anonymous No.16811313]

>>16811271
unironically this. watched his first wife wither away from cancer, so now the opposite signals health and well-being to him. truly touching.

[Anonymous No.16811619]

>>16793689
my ex only ever made me ramen or sgetti with no sauce and just a bunch of parmesan. couldn't complain since she was almost always down for anal.

[Anonymous No.16811877]

>>16794364
Jesus Christ. We wanted to see your gf's cooking, not her fucking gash.

[Anonymous No.16812559]

>>16801340
Saddest fucking meatballs I've seen in my life. At least give it a nice crust in the frying pan jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.16812682]

>>16803661
I thought it looked good too. I'll pretend there's at least butter on those noodles

[Anonymous No.16812755]

>>16793689
She’s gotten pretty good at making soups lately. It’s nice, if I’m craving something she will try to cook it even if it’s her first time doing so!

[Anonymous No.16812781]

>>16794364

[Anonymous No.16813304]

[Anonymous No.16813732]

>>16793689
That's disgusting without sauce and broccoli should be in a separate plate

[Anonymous No.16813970]

>>16794364
Thought it was face skin from Mexican cartels

[Anonymous No.16813998]

Mmmm

[Anonymous No.16814199]

>>16796077
>Just started dating
>Already fucked
Yeah that dish is your just desserts

[Anonymous No.16814527]

>>16800954
completely true, and good presentation often actually takes away from flavor too, because things that look artistically pleasing usually don't eat well. in trying to make every element of a main course 'pop' with shape, angles, colors, etc., the dish struggles to remain integrated, and it even becomes confusing. pic related is an example, the individual elements are good, but it's like you're eating very small amounts of multiple separate dishes, and it's frustrating to have a tiny puddle of sauce, or to not immediately know the best way to eat the dish. it makes sense to have a ton of different courses, but this little islands of food on one plate shit has to stop

[Anonymous No.16815622]

Anyone else have a /ethnicgf/?

[Anonymous No.16815674]

>>16798641
Sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.16815692]

>>16793689
let me guess, her name is karen and she be white

[Anonymous No.16817355]

>>16815674
It was, there were some good times

[Anonymous No.16817609]

>>16814527
Except zucchini and tomato is a great combination even without the meat.

[Anonymous No.16817615]

>>16793689
>that meal
Not bad, but proof that you need to dick her down just a little bit harder.

[Anonymous No.16817626]

>>16797895
I enjoy that you're berating him for not knowing how to cook "good" broccoli while simultaneously suggesting that cooking broccoli in 40W motor oil is an acceptable method.

[Anonymous No.16817847]

>>16794326
I love this classic

[Anonymous No.16817855]

>>16794373
Pickles on pizza? That's a Korean thing.

[Anonymous No.16818064]

[Anonymous No.16818083]

The best food my ex gave me was a pre-bought sandwich, unironically. A tuna and onther one salmon.

[Anonymous No.16818751]

>>16794373
Purple.

[Anonymous No.16818763]

>>16818064
>u mad vro?