/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16791051]

I'm going to Vegas next month. What are the best places to eat there?

[Anonymous No.16791060]

>>16791051
McDonalds and Heart Attack Grill

[Anonymous No.16791073]

>>16791051
Just google buffets close to your hotel.

[Anonymous No.16791086]

>>16791051
most of the casinos have delicious restaurants. Very expensive, but good

[Anonymous No.16791096]

>GORDON RAMSAY burger
Home of the $15 literal streetcart hotdog.
If you really want to be cool, order the $19 “4 beer flight” that only totals 20oz, and make it 2x Coors Light and 2x Miller Lite.

[Anonymous No.16791098]

>>16791060
Make sure not to finish your burger so you can get spanked by a nurse!

[Anonymous No.16791101]

>>16791096
>london ginny
I'm a britbong and I have never heard of anyone drinking that cocktail. Gordon pls.

[Anonymous No.16791114]

>>16791051
>Thomas Keller's bouchon bistro
It's in the rooftop garden on The Venetian

>Bouchon bakery
It's a bakery on the first floor of the Venetian kind of hard to find but the bakery provides all the bread and pastries for the main restaurant get there early because they sell out of things fast but it'll be the best French pastries you ever had.

>Amano
It's a pizza place that's famous for making pasta sandwiches and other over the top items like a pizza calzone combo it's kind of a meme but it was really good when me and my girlfriend went a few years ago (although I just looked at the Instagram and now they're saying something about you have to book a week in advance, not worth it if you have to do that)
We went randomly on like a Thursday afternoon and the place was empty.

>Bruno's taco bar
Had really good elotes and burritos and tacos was a really good place but it was kind of off the strip you would need to rent a car to go here.

>Paina cafe
It's a Hawaiian / Asian Cafe in Chinatown near the edge of Las Vegas the food looks good but I never tried it but they're mochi donuts and desserts were fucking amazing

>The eye of Vegas
big ferris wheel on the strip it takes you up like 50 stories, go at night so you can see all the Las Vegas lights and get the bar cart. it's like 25 or $30 a person the whole experience is like 30 to 40 minutes long and bartender was handing me two drinks at a time I got plastered in the first 10 minutes.

There's a lot of good places but also a lot of shit places
Black tap, it's just sugar, the wicked spoon, any celebrity chefs restaurant, ect.
you can go on Instagram there's a lot of good food pages about Las Vegas, find something that looks good then look up their menu and see if they specialize in something if they don't specialize it's meme overpriced shitty food that's only meant to look good on Instagram. every restaurant in Las Vegas tries to outdo each other with over the top stuff most are just shitty tourist traps.

[Anonymous No.16791154]

>>16791114
I'm staying at the Venetian. Looks like i made the right choice.

[Anonymous No.16791186]

>>16791154
Fuck yeah man stay away from black tap though that place was the biggest rip off ever.
It's my favorite resort it looks beautiful and the price usually high enough to keep out all the niggers and trash.

I also suggest you go down to Fremont Street on a Friday or Saturday night everything is cheap there and it's always a big party (like I said that it's been 4 years since I've been to Vegas and I heard a lot's changed since the coof)

[Anonymous No.16791191]

Cesars palace buffet is pretty fucking solid. AYCE king crab legs, every type of steak etc. I fucked up though and ate this delicious pork, slow braised in chili peppers. Delicious, but also probably like their cheapest food. Try not to eat before going in.

[Anonymous No.16791196]

>>16791051
You can find literally anything you want, it’s just a matter of budget.
Damn near every celebrity chef has restaurants in Vegas If that’s what you’re into.
A lot of people also try In-n-out while they’re there, if it’s not available where they live, so they can see what the fuss is about.
The only must-visit places are Asian massage parlors.

[Anonymous No.16791207]

When I was in Vegas I stayed at the D Hotel in downtown Vegas right along that alley with the tourist trap street performers. I just ate at the White Castle there all week. Pretty sure my colon got destroyed at the end of the trip. I was basically shitting clay

[Anonymous No.16791345]

Just got back from Vegas and had some really good food. Craftsteak is on the spendy side but worth it. Also ate at a vegetarian place called Blackout where you dine in complete darkness. It's mostly for the experience but the food was decent and you get 7 courses. On the cheaper side, Jessie Rae's BBQ was phenomenal.

Biggest disappointment was Bacchanal buffet at Caesars. They clearly prioritize quantity over quality. Tons of mediocre food but at least the desserts were good.

[Anonymous No.16791735]

If it's still there, Rodrigo Rodrigo in the NY-NY is excellent mexican food.

[Anonymous No.16791846]

>>16791051
If you're looking for dives that give that authentic Las Vegas experience, the buffet at Circus Circus is unironically pretty okay.

[Anonymous No.16791876]

>>16791073
Most buffets closed thanks to the chinkflu. I just went to Bacchanal at Caesar’s last week and it was incredible. Stupidly expensive though.

[Anonymous No.16791885]

>>16791051
Eggslut in the cosmopolitan is pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.16791888]

>>16791876
Oh right, it's a new, gay world. Fuck. The buffets in Vegas were the best thing about the place. So only the hyper expensive ones remain?

[Anonymous No.16791907]

>>16791888
They actually reopened most of the cheaper ones. Circus Circus, Luxor, and Excalibur should all be open, too.

[Anonymous No.16791922]

>>16791907
Can't get dinner at most of them. Only brunch and lunch.

[Anonymous No.16791950]

>>16791922
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.16791964]

>>16791922
>googles these buffets
>they all seem to close at 3pm
Well that sucks

>>16791950
Probably because coof gives the casinos an excuse to not open buffets for dinner, citing customer safety, but actually funneling them into their more expensive establishments for dinner or hoping they’ll just say “fuck it” and order a $50 room service burger

[Anonymous No.16792005]

For me it's el Gordos
Most the buffets were overpriced for what you got to me but I didn't go to any of the old people buffets so maybe that's where the real deals are.

[Anonymous No.16792035]

>>16791114
Ditto to Bouchon and Bouchon bakery. I went there a few years ago and it was great.

Hit a couple of the buffets. I did Caesar’s and Aria’s and they were top notch.

I feel like a steakhouse is a must. It feels like every casino has one. I did Prime at Bellagio. Really nice.

[Anonymous No.16792059]

>>16792005
Was it actually good I heard a lot of people complain about it?
I heard it was really long lines,
Average tacos but high prices, and they really Bank on the hipsters and really push the authentic Mexican style even though you can get the same quality at half the price at the home Depot taco truck.

What did you think about the place?


Also unrelated has anyone been to dirty dogs? I can't tell if it's one of those over the top tourist traps or if the food is actually good I imagine if you're drunk or high the food would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.16792324]

>>16791114
Agree with Bouchon. One of the few places in Vegas that lives up to the hype.

There's also a fantastic Brazilian Churrascaria at the Planet Hollywood shops area, I believe they have a really good Yelp coupon that's still around.

Vegas also has surprisingly good AYCE Korean BBQ places that also serve decent AYCE sushi too. I would avoid the higher end buffets personally unless you are a massive, massive, volume eater. I'm a big boy myself, however with prices for places like Bacchanal at Caesar's Palace going up to like $80+ per person, it's getting really hard to justify.

[Anonymous No.16792349]

>>16792005
>I didn't go to any of the old people buffets so maybe that's where the real deals are.
Red Rock Hotel has the best locals "old people" flock to type buffet, and for the price the quality is fantastic.

>>16791876
How expensive is it now? They had top-tier quality smoked Texas style brisket and great seafood, even then I found it hard to justify the price despite being able to eat like a fatass.

[Anonymous No.16792356]

>>16792349
$75 a head, I think.

[Anonymous No.16792366]

Lotus of Siam

[Anonymous No.16792390]

Tacos el Gordo
Lotus of Siam
Herbs and Rye
Egg and I
Secret pizza
Grimaldi's
Steakhouse at circus circus (not a joke)
Bajamar

Frankie's tiki for drinks

[Anonymous No.16792401]

I was basically forced to go to this Chayo Mexican restaurant/tequila bar - for breakfast. Everything about the place screams shithole. Mechanical bull, tequila, next to a frat boy party casino, bad google reviews. Everywhere else in the area had lines around the block, so we went to the first place that had open tables. Fuck me if the breakfast wasnt delicious and relaxing. Sat inside but it is open air in the mornings. I had the "CHILAQUILES"

>two fried eggs, anaheim green chile sauce, baked tortillas, mexican cheese blend, cilantro, onions, mexican cream
It was delicious, and a stupid portion size. Great with the cool morning air and people watching.

[Anonymous No.16792411]

>>16791051
dude please go to heart attack grill, then come back here and report.
I went to vegas 3 years ago but my lame ass crew wouldn't get off their asses to go because they were hungover the entire time
get at least a quadruple cheese burger and some kinda pie/cookies/cake/ shake

[Anonymous No.16792442]

>>16792411
Your friends sound like fags. Freemont is more fun anyway. Theyre so dull that a heart attack burger and beer as a hangover cure wasnt enough of a sell?

When I went I weighed myself on that gigantic scale for the yucks in front of people. Its Vegas, you gotta roll with stuff

[Anonymous No.16792483]

>>16792442
believe me i know.
i went with my sister and her bf plus this fat negress bitch i was tryin fuck.
didnt even get laid
what a chump i was

[Anonymous No.16792637]

>>16792059
I thought it was really good personally. I've eaten at two separate ones and they were both really good though the one on the way out of Las Vegas had a better sear on their meat.

Dirty dogs was okay but not having seating when I was there sucked. Better then a lot of hot dogs I've had but I don't go seeking them out in the first place

[Anonymous No.16792646]

>>16792059
Yes, el gordo is actually good. The al pastor and asada are some of the best I've had anywhere

[Anonymous No.16792654]

>>16792483
Your "crew" is a sibling, her bf, and a black chick that isnt in to you? Im starting to think you are the fag in that scenario

[Anonymous No.16792655]

>>16791846
kek. been there. it's cheap. works if you're low on $ but still want to go to a buffet

[Anonymous No.16792671]

>>16791051
You have to leave the county in order to do that, wait do you mean pussy?

[Anonymous No.16792709]

>>16792671
That was embarrassing to read

[Anonymous No.16792725]

>>16791051
drive out to the Area 51 Center. you can get a chili dog and drink beer inside an alien-themed brothel. good times. beats In-N-Out

[Anonymous No.16792750]

>>16792411
>traveling with those kind of people
Bro, if you’re going to travel with “ehh, anon, I really don’t feel like doin’ that” types, you need to be willing to say “No worries; I’m gonna go do that, just let me know if you want to meet up later”.

[Anonymous No.16792767]

>>16792750
You missed the follow up post where he said those people were his sister and her bf, plus a fat black chick. Not exactly a recipe for a road trip movie

[Anonymous No.16792807]

>>16792767
If anything, that should make them even easier to ditch.
>read follow up
>fat negress bitch i was tryin fuck.
Wtf it’s Las Vegas.
It’s the one place nobody has to “try” to get laid.
Asian massage places, my man.

[Anonymous No.16792815]

>>16792807
Prostitution is still illegal in Vegas. Would you really risk a criminal record for a hand job by a South Korean or Chinese woman? I live in a tourist town, half those places are honey pots and the other half get raided constantly.

[Anonymous No.16792856]

>>16791964
>>16791907

>Probably because coof gives the casinos an excuse to not open buffets for dinner, citing customer safety,

I've realized that people make up a lot of bizarre rules and then blame it on covid. Last week I walked up to order at the wienerschnitzel window and it was fine. Today i walked up and they said I had to go to the drive-thru.. for unknown reasons (covid). And every public bathroom in the city are still closed due to laziness, but it's blamed on covid. I actually reported a dollar tree and found their district manager, and he told me that manager should not have been locking the bathroom doors, they just didn't want to clean them up. I only reported the store because the bitch gave me an attitude when I asked if she could explain exactly why the bathroom was locked.

[Anonymous No.16792870]

>>16792807
>It’s the one place nobody has to “try” to get laid.
No one here is trying to fuck lot lizards. Unless it's >>16792483 who wants to fuck fat black bitches.

[Anonymous No.16792889]

>>16792815
Dude, Vegas is one city where going to a massage joint is near zero-risk, and it’s easy to get a lot more than a handjob. If for no other reason than the fact there’s a gorillion of them.
Even in other cities, it’s easy to stay out of trouble if you know what to look for.

[Anonymous No.16792920]

>>16792889
>Dude, Vegas is one city where going to a massage joint is near zero-risk

That actually sounds like a fun tourism idea for me. Because the girls are probably more high quality compared to the average 40 year old asian bitch you see in a typical city. I also hear rubmaps is a good tool to use.

[Anonymous No.16792935]

>>16791051
I remember the try-guys or whatever that blue buzzfeed channel is did a $-$$-$$$ thingy and found this kickass looking buffet thing there.

[Anonymous No.16792976]

>>16792390
>Lotus of Siam
This place is honestly hit and miss despite being consistently ranked as a Vegas hidden "gem". I've had great experiences with them, and just as many awful experiences with them.

[Anonymous No.16792992]

>>16792815
>Prostitution is still illegal in Vegas
You wouldn't know it from all the fucking hookers walking around the casinos cruising for marks. You say you live in a tourist town, but you definitely aren't from Vegas. This is the one town in America that revels in whoremongering.

[Anonymous No.16793012]

>>16791051
I'm no vegas expert, but the Grimaldi's pizza in one of the big luxury malls, I do believe the single highest-quality pizza I've ever had. Not saying much I guess, but it's a standout and if anyone ever asks me what's the best pizza, that's what I tell them, after mentioning there's a national franchise based in my little hometown that I swear by and will swear by so long as Aurelios still walk this Earth.

[Anonymous No.16793019]

>>16792992
Hookers cruising for marks is exactly how you know that it is illegal, retard. Go to a county that has brothels, you dont see whores prowling around buffets. And no shit Im not from Vegas. I never said I was from Vegas. Use context clues buddy

[Anonymous No.16793039]

>>16792725
is the food any good? sounds cozy

[Anonymous No.16793048]

>>16793012
>Grimaldi's Pizza
It's in the Venetian/Palazzo plaza of malls, I believe. It's damn good and like 95% as good as the great pizzerias in New York.

>>16793019
Relax, tough guy. No need to impress anyone on an underwater Laotian basketweaving forum. I'm guessing the whole figure of speech thing went over your head, as I wasn't disputing the fact that it is illegal. Hookers of all types walking around Vegas at all hours is so common and well known it is an ignored vice. Las Vegas Metro couldn't give two shits about it as long as no one causes a scene. Like that corny Norm Macdonald joke, whores attract Vegas by the thousands.

[Anonymous No.16793076]

>>16793048
you wanna take this outside pal? you think all those fancy words make you sound smart? i'll smack you silly and take your girl out on a date through the strip and probably pimp her hoe ass out on top of that. don't get frisky with me bitch i'll lay your ass out so fast you'll think you were traveling at the speed of light.

[Anonymous No.16793090]

>>16793048
What was the "figure of speech" that you used?

[Anonymous No.16793094]

>>16793039
It was ok. Youre talking about a whore house with a gift shop attached to it. You really need to drive there to understand how remote this place is. You can look at google maps and itll say "x minuted from" wherever, but you can drive 30 minutes easy without seeing another structure.

[Anonymous No.16793097]

>>16792390
>>16793012
Based Grimaldi's anons. Still the best pizza I've had in Vegas and I never see it pop up on "best pizzas in Vegas" lists

[Anonymous No.16793101]

>>16793019
>Go to a county that has brothels
Been to plenty. Vegas is still the best hooker buffet aside from Amsterdam.
>you dont see whores prowling around buffets
No shit; that’s illegal in most countries with brothels.

[Anonymous No.16793106]

>>16791051
Why in the hell would you ever step foot in a place as disgusting as Las Vegas? I'd rather go to Somalia than that shitstain of a city. I really hope China nukes it

[Anonymous No.16793107]

>>16793101
So...you agree with me. Thanks?

[Anonymous No.16793113]

>>16793076
Attaboy.

>>16793090
When anon mentioned that hookers are illegal in Vegas, to which I mentioned "you wouldn't know it from" in context to how many fucking hookers there are roaming that filth ridden pleasure den of a city. The letter of the law says NO, however law themselves is also jacking it to all these hookers just the same as you and I in that particular city.

[Anonymous No.16793122]

>>16793101
>Been to plenty. Vegas is still the best hooker buffet aside from Amsterdam.
You'll have your mind blown if you ever go to Tijuana then. The Hong Kong Club in TJ on a good night BTFOs every whorehouse I've ever had the pleasure of visiting, with the exception of Saigon, Vietnam.

[Anonymous No.16793123]

>>16791096
Went here and it was shit. Go to Guy Fieris Restaurant in the Linq. Retardedly large portions and everything tastes amazing.

[Anonymous No.16793127]

>>16791964
>Probably because coof gives the casinos an excuse to not open buffets for dinner, citing customer safety, but actually funneling them into their more expensive establishments for dinner or hoping they’ll just say “fuck it” and order a $50 room service burger
Buffets used to be viewed as a loss leader to get you to come into the property and gamble, but in this day and age, gaming has been stagnant profit wise for nearly 20 years, and that's pre-coof. We'd long been toying with the idea of closing all of them but the high end ones, or only handing out free breakfast vouchers with nothing but the cheapest of foods.

t. corporate marketing exec for the biggest casino owners

>>16792992
I grew up here for the most part and can't identify a hooker to save my life. It's so weird. I've seen some escorts that I know are pornstars, but they're always with someone.

>>16793012
Vegas used to have an Aurelios.

[Anonymous No.16793158]

>>16793127
>I grew up here for the most part and can't identify a hooker to save my life. It's so weird. I've seen some escorts that I know are pornstars, but they're always with someone.
To be fair I've only been to Vegas on weekends and holidays traveling there by car from Southern California, going at least once a year for the past 30 years. It's just something I started to notice when I'd be roaming around drunk at 2 or 3 in the morn looking for friends when we were all still taking trips to get wasted and go clubbing like retards in our youth. They come alone, sometimes in pairs, and frequently approach you first if you're just sitting for a minute on a slot machine to have a cig. A few times of this, and I started noticing "escorts" literally everywhere in high end casinos late at night.

[Anonymous No.16793166]

>>16793158
Yeah, maybe it's just that I'm rarely out there at 2 or 3 AM hanging out solo and gaming. I don't really gamble, and my house is 20 minutes away from the Strip, so if I'm out there fucking around, I'm probably with a big group of friends in from out of town, or like, at a concert.

[Anonymous No.16793184]

Can you afford 1500 dollar wine? I have suggestions but I need to know how poor you are.
The typical answer is buffets at your hotel.

[Anonymous No.16793195]

>>16793166
Vegas is objectively one of the coolest cities to live in and enjoy if one doesn't gamble or drink heavily. How would you describe your overall quality of life over there? I have several friends who live there (all non gamblers) who have thrived and love it except in the blazing hot summer.

[Anonymous No.16793238]

>>16793195
Well, I drink heavily, but yeah, the quality of life is pretty awesome. The only current issue is that people are moving here in droves during remote work changes, and it's making the housing market skyrocket. In a way, that's great (I got my house for $113k and it now is estimated at $365k), but it's tough to find other housing, and the people who actually work here can't afford anything.

(Admittedly, I'm part of that problem, my offices are based in Chicago, so I make Chicago pay with none of the taxes.)

The suburbs aren't all that far from the center of the city (with exceptions), and it's badass to go get world class food and entertainment each night. Getting girls here sucks though. The local girls are all industry messes, tourists are very unlikely to hop in your car and drive 20 minutes home to a house to hook up.

[Anonymous No.16793243]

>>16793107
No, Im stating you’re rather silly for pointing out “hookers that have a legal option on the condition they don’t do it in an illegal way won’t do it in an illegal way”.

[Anonymous No.16793348]

>>16792654
i never said i wasnt a fag.
i also already admitted i was a chump.
Why do you have to add insult to injury?


>>16792750
im not really in to traveling alone, although i might do it when i go to thailand for a sex vacation.

[Anonymous No.16793358]

>>16793094
I saw it featured on a show one time. I'm not expecting Michelin star but sometimes divey places do that type of food well. Bowling alleys, for example.

[Anonymous No.16793476]

>>16793076
Smells like nag champa, you're at least a 1/4 jeet, yeah?

[Anonymous No.16793555]

>>16793019
This just isn’t true and it’s you who’s the retard. Let’s say you’re in a casino and u want a car to take you to another destination do you wait thirty minutes for the car or take one in valet sitting right there? U take what u want in the moment. That’s why they troll the casinos and aren’t in legal brothels you absolute myopic brained tard cart.

[Anonymous No.16793558]

>>16791051
watch all you can vegas youtube channel he takes you to ALL the restaurants, yes i am a derek-head

[Anonymous No.16793698]

>>16793238
A lot of dudes and gals I grew up with who had the gambling bug tended to drink heavily too, I sorta just clustered those together. Vegas is awesome for drinking for sure, I go out of my way to enjoy one of those outrageous fancy bloody marys at Hash Hash A Go Go at the Linq almost every time I visit.

The nice suburbs there like Summerlin are amazing and super close, I have serious considerations in purchasing a second home there once this crazy market finally implodes into itself. Friends who lived there for years told me one of the best things about living there is you can gather up to meet just about anywhere and everyone can get there and park reasonably easy and get there at a consistently reliable time because the city isn't too huge nor is traffic too bad when you know all the local streets.

[Anonymous No.16793708]

>>16793558
For me its Catherine

[Anonymous No.16793716]

>>16791101
Same shit as places outside the us serving "american" themed stuff. JP fast food is pretty hilarious about this

[Anonymous No.16793736]

>>16793048
"basket weaving" should be auto filtered to "I crave dick"

[Anonymous No.16793771]

>>16793048
>>16793736
i think you're both faggots if that helps

[Anonymous No.16793777]

>>16791051
The In-N-Out next to UNLV is the best In-N-Out I've ever been to (out of a dozen in four different states).

[Anonymous No.16793787]

>>16793716
>JP fast food is pretty hilarious about this
I fukkin loved going to one of the more established okonomiyaki places in Osaka and ordering their “American style okonomiyaki”.
It was topped with “bacon, corn, and cheese”.
Just like the traditional American okonomiyaki my grandmother used to serve.

[Anonymous No.16793788]

>>16793736

[Anonymous No.16793792]

>>16793777
What made that location better?

[Anonymous No.16793811]

>>16793792
Very fast and well-staffed, only time I've seen it with 30 minute lines was when there was a big college game at the Cox Pavillion. Some other In-N-Outs I've been to have a tendency to overcook the patties, the one in Henderson is terrible for example, while the UNLV one is almost always super juicy. I've seen some people bitch about In-N-Out having flavorless/barely-salted fries and at a couple locations that has been true, but that particular location nails it.

[Anonymous No.16793851]

>>16791051
ping pang pong at the gold coast. their hot and sour soup is delicious, includes pork, and is probably the best bang for you buck at $9. its a huge portion that is easily 2-3 meals on its own. their pot stickers are huge too and would count as a meal. their xo shrimp lai fen is pretty good too, just wish they added more shrimp to it (tons of noodles and only 6 pieces of shrimp). next time i go i plan to try their kung pao chicken or chicken with black bean sauce.

[Anonymous No.16793894]

>>16791051
Michael's at the South Point is the best restaurant in town imho, but its about 100 bucks a plate if not more. It depends on what you are looking to eat though. Le Circe was pretty good, still very expensive though. My favorite go to restaurants are usually hole in the wall asian or mexican places like the rice and noodle or faustos. Tacos mexico is good i think its on Sahara ave. Sushi yama on Maryland parkway is good. Oyshi sushi is also good. There is a good ramen restaurant on Spring Mountain called ramen soryu? I think, i only ate there once. Lucille's is pretty good for a bbq place. For italian there is a place on flamingo called Noras. I'm not mentioning alot of places on the strip because they are all over priced like the first restaurants i mentioned.

[Anonymous No.16793899]

>>16791186

do NOT go to fremont street, i was there in June and it felt like I was in harlem or detroit... NIGGER CITY! (im brown but i dont like niggers)

[Anonymous No.16793915]

>>16793811
Interesting, you've convinced me enough to give the UNLV location a try next time I'm driving through.

[Anonymous No.16793922]

>>16791051
Best Friend, all you can eat special on tuesday. Best Korean comfort food i've ever had.

[Anonymous No.16793944]

>>16793851
I was at gold coast for bingo a few years ago and noticed that place was packed but figured it was a meme because of the name. Will have to try next time I'm in town

[Anonymous No.16793978]

>>16793944
it's where all the chinks eat dinner. it's best to go for a late lunch/early dinner to avoid the long line of asians waiting to be seated.
the cornerstone steakhouse bar is also great during happy hour. $6 glasses of wine, delicious french onion soup and their tempura shrimp appetizer is quite good. great to place a sports bet then head over to the bar during happy hour to watch the game, eat, drink, and chat with a friend. its best during the week during happy hour when there aren't many people at the bar so you can sit there for a few hours no problem.

[Anonymous No.16793995]

>>16793698
Yeah, I'm in Green Valley, and I'm in one of the safest communities one can find. Three cops will show up for every traffic ticket.

It's definitely nice to never really need to think twice about parking. Street parking isn't really a thing here. Everything has a parking lot or parking garage, outside of the Raiders stadium. That's definitely dope. The only pain in the ass is that our public transport fucking sucks, so you'd better be ready to always drive.

[Anonymous No.16794022]

>>16793127

whoa whoa whoa -- gaming has been stagnant profit wise for 20 years???? are you sure about that? why?

[Anonymous No.16794047]

>>16792324
Nice I wanted to go to both kinds of places you mentioned but list my list was to long next time for sure.

>>16792349
I went to Red Rock once and I was amazing something like under $20 for a full brunch with food from around the entire world went back two years later and it was like a Holliday inn free breakfast is it only certain days they do the full Brunch or something?
>>16792725
Fucking based
>>16792767
Ironically if some Hollywood jew did make a road trip movie this sounds like the cast they would pick
>>16793899
I heard last year when the prices dropped for hotels and flights plus the stimmy checks the place got filled with niggers I guess they are still coming what a shame, when I went the only real problem was the fake homeless people the real homeless people and the drug addicts but they all leave you alone for the most part because they don't want to get thrown out or arrested but niggers don't know how to behave I guess that's why they don't allow bags anymore God damn these fucking monkeys always ruin everything.

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>>16791051
If you're in the mood for cozy old school Vegas you gotta try Battista's Hole in the Wall behind the Flamingo. Excellent Italian food for cheap. Great decor/ambiance. It's a real treat

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>>16791096
>beers
Other than a couple I don't recognize, most of those are normie tier swill.

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>>16794057
That sounds right up my alley anon. Doubt I'll be visiting anytime soon but next time I'll definitely take a peek. Sure beats flirting with middle aged vietnamese women at the pai gow tables in the dead of night.

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>>16792750
I used to go every year with a group of friends who were like this. I eventually stopped, when I realized just how little fun I was happening. It always took three hours to figure out what to eat, and we always ended up at either Diablos or Margaritaville. One time we went to fucking Cheesecake Factory.

[Anonymous No.16794185]

Cracker barrel

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>>16793555
>unironically types "u"
Opinion discarded

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>>16794185
this is now an architect thread

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>>16794022
There's only so many people willing to put in the money, functionally, and only so many ways to incentivize them. In a positive note, companies and governments have been taking responsible gaming initiatives seriously. And it's not like you can really raise the price of entry into gaming.

Now, can I hand 4chan hard numbers? No, but the rest of the company has it. Why do you think Vegas resorts have been installing paid parking kiosks, resort fees, and are becoming more of a destination focused around luxury and entertainment?

Balancing Las Vegas growth has become so much more focused on the occupancy and restaurant revenue than trying to grow gaming loyalty, so we've long realized the cash customer is more of a myth than it was in the early days. Macau and Atlantic City bring their own challenges.

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>>16793788
Ok d0.od do you still post rage comics and arrow-to-the-knee too? I'm curious how big your demotivational folder is

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>>16794218

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>>16793787

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>>16794226
Was expecting you to rickroll me

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>>16794185
Would breed with my black seed

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>>16792059
It's Tijuana style taco so obviously it will be good

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>>16792390
>bajamar
my nigga. the taco stand is good as well

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>>16794230

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>>16791051
Golden steer is a must

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>>16794079
>using “normie” in place of popular/common
But yes anon, that’s why it’s funny.

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>>16792390
.......there's a steakhouse at circus circus?

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>>16792856

>I actually reported a dollar tree and found their district manager, and he told me that manager should not have been locking the bathroom doors, they just didn't want to clean them up. I only reported the store because the bitch gave me an attitude when I asked if she could explain exactly why the bathroom was locked.

[Anonymous No.16795693]

My uncle and is fiance really liked Sinatra's, only paid 85 for this beaut'.

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>>16793995

I visited twice this summer and the amount of niggers on the strip astounded me. In your opinion, do you feel like the strip still has way more niggers than normal right now?

[Anonymous No.16797531]

>I resurrect thee

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>>16791051
Spearmint Rhino

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>>16795693
that's a lot of money for a modest amount of meat cooked like a meme - baked and then seared for appeal.

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>>16792390
>Frankies tiki room
The place next to UMC hospital? Always thought that place was a den for homeless addictsS4VK6

[Anonymous No.16800550]

>travelling during a literal pandemic
Do Americans really?

*checks American COVID deaths and news headlines*

oh makes sense =)

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>>16796056
I watched this video again a few days ago. This guy unintentionally made such a hilarious video. The best part is the end where he corrects some anonymous nurse for thinking he had an inferior hot sauce and you can see that after this experience his hubris somehow remained unscathed and there was zero catharsis.

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>>16799304
>cooked like a meme
It appears to have been cooked like a steak.

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>>16791051

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>>16800550
pandemic is over bro

[Anonymous No.16800628]

>tfw no comfy roadtrips to vegas this year because you fuckers STILL won't reopen your land borders
Open up and take my money.

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>>16800613
Why would you think this?

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>>16800628
>Open up and take my money.
That's what I said to your mom's cavernous butthole last night. And don't worry, she opened up and took not only my money but two luscious creamy deposits.

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>>16800637
my government said so

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>>16791735
It is. They have tasty margaritas.

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>>16800577
>where he corrects some anonymous nurse
missed that tasty little morsel - time to rewatch

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>>16792725
the thought of hiring a woman for sex kinda repulses me but ... I mean, goddamn I can get a chili dog and get my dick sucked at the same place. I ... am ... c-c-considering this ...

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>>16794216
I really love buffets and please don't stop with these. I love Vegas and I don't really drink or gamble so the food is where it is at. Slots fuck me over though because vidya addict.

I'm thinking about moving to Vegas as I do a lot of business out there since there are so many conventions all the time. Going to head out to your town probably early next year to spend a few weeks in airbnbs.

I fucking love the hospitality industry and met a lot of great people in positions like yours. Fun crowd for me. I was there at a real estate convention right as they were shutting down everything for covid. Spent some time with the locals at a hookah lounge watching everyone party as they saw their jobs going away. It was surreal as fuck.

Any tips on good neighborhoods that are not Summerlin? I might just look at a high rise but I would like to find a spot with a pool (t. San Diego, this is a rough move) and if possible some space.

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>>16802159
you could watch her eat onion rings off your boner too, anon

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>>16800550
went to vegas few months ago, never wore a mask once, not vaxxed, didn't get sick. you mad?

[Anonymous No.16802442]

there are buffets with good food, just go to those

[Anonymous No.16802446]

So what's the deal with Vegas buffets right now? Are they open or not? I'm reading different things online. I can't imagine covid still being an excuse at this point.

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>>16802446
They look open to me

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>>16792725
hey anon did you ever go to those two whorehouses that are next to each in Pahrump?
They're both at the end of a road, but I went to the one closest to the actual end of the road...i forget the name. Just googled it was called Sheri's.
Wondering if your experience was like mine. Terrible. Most over priced whore I ever paid for and she still only jacked me off with a rubber on. wtf
anyways....live and learn i guess

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>>16792411
I'd leave a single bite unfinished just to get spanked

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>>16803763
asian places tend to have the most lax rules but ymmv

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>>16802446
Read the thread and try some Google.
A lot of them are open, but only for breakfast/lunch.

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>>16794185
MOMMY

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>>16802446
Most, if not all, are open now. They all have odd hours now and aren't open for dinner hours. Either staffing issues still or, like the Vegas pools, close early to get people going to events/gamble/actual restaurants.

[Anonymous No.16807213]

Mandalay Bay casino.
Got a free drink at the spa which was nice but honestly all the people who work there are super annoying. I mean sure they look like models but they're always asking how much your room costs and what's your favorite thing to do here and stuff.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows this already but Mandalay Bay has an indoor water park called Wet Republic where you could take a gondola ride through the lagoon and get soaked with mist from jetski boats and shit. It was fun but after getting wet you'd get cold so we didn't stay too long.
After that we took a cab back to our hotel and then headed straight down to the Mirage pool.
Mirage is one of those resorts that doesn't have any restaurants in its hotels instead having them outside on property but since we booked the suite right next door to the pool we decided to try some of their food before heading into town again.
So we walked around the resort and checked out the shops but nothing caught my attention besides the souvenirs, it seemed like every store sold stuff with tigers on it. The most interesting shop though was probably the "Havana" cigar shop. They had Cuban cigars and everything you needed to make them including grinders, lighters, and ashtrays. There were also books about cigars and even a magazine called Cigar Aficionado that had reviews for different brands and types of tobacco.
They had Cuban cigars and everything you needed to make them including grinders, lighters, and ashtrays. There were also books about cigars and even a magazine called Cigar Aficionado that had reviews for different brands and types of tobacco.
Pretty cool shit.

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>>16807213

who were you with? And how much do you weigh if you don't mind me asking

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>>16807213
>I mean sure they look like models but they're always asking how much your room costs and what's your favorite thing to do here and stuff.
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.16807582]

Im a vegas resident. Try out big dog’s brewery

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>>16791051
>moving to a desert
enjoy dying of dehydration after the collapse

[Anonymous No.16808537]

Try shake shack mushroom burger with a beer.

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>>16796056
I don't really feel like there's that much more black people or crime on the Strip right now... some, but not as much. Coming right out of the pandemic? Yeah, that was a thing. I've been on the Strip in the past month twice, and everything felt fine. Only once on a high traffic night though.

>>16802223
A day late on my reply bro, but Henderson/Green Valley is where I live, and there's plenty of pools. It's extraordinarily safe. Interestingly, the Mountain's Edge area is apparently more dangerous, despite being newer, because housing prices were low and let some questionable people buy new houses. It's also far from things and part of the urban spread. Same with the urban spread for Aliante and Anthem. The incredible thing about where I live is that it's 20 minutes to the Strip, but super safe, and not purely suburbia. We're starting to stretch out.

I think buffets are fine, but it's just not the kind of eater I am. I can drop $25-$75 on a nice plate at dinner, and get higher quality food/alcohol. I've only ever eaten at Bachannal for free, and I can't imagine walking out of there feeling like I got my $75 worth.