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/ck/ I'm so fucking constipated oh my god I need help what can I order to make me shit. Indian? Bean burrito? I don't care about health or any of that I just need to poop

>> No.16788096

>>16788091
Drink a lot of water and coffee and move around a lot. Even if it’s just walking.

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16788101

>>16788096
I do heavy exercise every day and drink probably gallons. I just need an extra push

>> No.16788103

>>16788091
Eat some apples and prunes and drink some water.

>> No.16788106

Lots of water
Overly multigrain bread (Dave's Killer = 35 percent daily fiber per 2 slices)
Rice and curry
Gas station eggs
A spicy ramen bowl (authentic or plastic bowl from store) with lots of water on the side
A greasy home made pan fried burger with lettuce tomato onion cheese and Mayo and a side of salad
Apples and peanut butter
Lots of water

>> No.16788107
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16788107

Get a big bottle of prune juice from the store. 100% guaranteed to work not even joking.

>> No.16788111

drink a coffee.

>> No.16788114

Raw carrot in ribbon peels with some vinegar and olive oil, salt, a bit of coconut oil if you have it. Don’t need to chew it much, the carrot strands will wipe ur gut clean

>> No.16788118

mineral oil or wormwood

>> No.16788120

If every thing in thread fails, I think it's enema time OP

>> No.16788131

>>16788091
You can mix a saline flush with salt and water (find a recipie online) or buy one from a pharmacy or grocery store. They’re usually under 2$.
It’s basically just salt water and it will make you diarrhea shit out everything in your guts in 30mins to 6 hours: so plan accordingly and drink when you have at least 6 hours to spare, like as soon as you get home from work.

>> No.16788200

>>16788106
>peanut butter
Not this. Peanut butter has very little water in it and it doesn't completely rehydrate even if you drink a lot with it. Dry fiber is really bad if you're already constipated. Stick with fresh fruits and vegetables for fiber if you can.

>> No.16788217

buy and boil a cabbage

>> No.16788221

>>16788200
I dipped apples in peanut butter and it helped my constipation
I was just listing all the stuff that has helped me shit from personal experience

Nothing beats a lot of water and a big cup of coffee though

>> No.16788243

>>16788091
Eat dates

>> No.16789753

>>16788107
this
it doesn't even taste bad