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16787529 No.16787529[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>ruralshitters will never taste this
>they will never, ever feel the grease drip down their chins and onto their bib
mm fuck
>they will never take a big bite out of the site, slowly peel the bun off and look at the pickles to see where they are
>then take another bite out of the side with the most pickles
FUUUUCK
>They will NEVER, ever be able to order a quarter pounder with extra cheese and fryer grease
FUUUUCKK YES OH MY GOD

>> No.16787611

lol, do you seriously believe that only big cities have McDonald's?

>> No.16787644

>>16787529
Anon. I live near a town of less than 5,000 people. We have a McDonald's and 3 other fast food chains. Plus a Pizza Hut. This is America friend.

>> No.16787649

>>16787529
>Rural people don't have cars
u wot m8?

>> No.16787736
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>>16787529
anon this is 'downtown' for most of rural america, what the fuck are you smoking? I'd gather 80% of them eat fast food daily, and only marginally less for the majority of their meals

>> No.16789084

>>16787529
>they will never take a big bite out of the site, slowly peel the bun off and look at the pickles to see where they are

Do fastfoodfags actually do this?

>> No.16789158

European hands typed this

>> No.16789183
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>>16787529
>coastalshitters will NEVER taste this
lmao that people actually choose to eat mcdonalds

>> No.16789308

>>16787529
>he's literally coping by telling himself that we're jealous he has that awful greasy shit
only reason fast food is even still in business these days is cuz of 3am drunks and crackheads.
McDonalds is empty the rest of the day, except the McCafe mid-morning cuz where else is grandpa gunna read the newspaper?

>> No.16789322

>>16789183
Not true anon. They have them along the eastern coast now. Culver's is pretty good for a fast food joint.

>> No.16789325

>>16789322
damn.
Best fast food burger for sure though imo, great fries and ice cream too

>> No.16789331

>>16789325
>Ice cream.
I can tell you're larping, and you've never actually eaten there.

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>>16789183
Come to the northwest and sodomize in n out's faggot los angeleno culo

>> No.16790406

>>16789331
custard = ice cream
just like all "facial tissue" are kleenex

>> No.16790413

>>16789084
Why wouldn’t you?
Nobody wants to be surprised by a pickle. They are landmines of flavor.
You need to anticipate them and strategically eat the burger knowing where they are.
If it’s a large burger with many pickles, or you’re drunk, it works well to just snap a pic with your phone. Take a bite first to use your bite as a directional point of reference.