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>some woman eats a gallon of pickles slowly and almost dies
>matt stonie and badlandschugs eat a gallon of pickles as fast as they can and nothing happens
so do they just vomit after their videos or did they risk their lives for a dumb video

>> No.16787066

>>16787061
>so do they just vomit after their videos
Obviously

>> No.16787077

>>16787061
Yeah, I assume they just vomit. There's no way their digestive system can handle all the shit they eat.

>> No.16787092

>>16787061
>attentionwhore bitch malingers a minor headache into getting more attention
>big boys just kind of cruise through it because they're used to feeling like shit
The human body is stupid resilient.

>> No.16787357

>>16787092

This. I think it just really depends on the person.

>> No.16787414

>>16787061
Why would you measure pickles in gallons? That's fucking weird.

>> No.16787459

>>16787414
It's a gallon sized jar. Pickles are kept in liquid so it only makes sense to measure the volume rather than the weight.

>> No.16787473

>>16787459
Unless they drank the liqimuid, it would still make more sense to either go by pickle weight or pickle count, not liquid volume of pickle.

>> No.16787489

>>16787459
Normal countries will print both the total weight of all the content and the net weight of just the pickles.

>> No.16787493

>>16787061
Can you chuds keep the "women BAD" bullshit to your numerous containment boards? /ck/ is for those of us who grew up, and have wives and children.

>> No.16787503

>>16787493
Fuck off

>> No.16787505

>>16787493
>/ck/ is for those of us who grew up, and have wives and children.
Rude

>> No.16787510

>>16787503
No, incel, YOU fuck off.

>> No.16787511 [DELETED] 

>>16787493
ywnbaw

>> No.16787522 [DELETED] 

>>16787511
Thanks for telling me what I already know? Not trans, just not some little bitch boy mad at the world because he can't get laid. Your type likes to rage, but the rest of us are having white children. Isn't that something you types clamor for?

>> No.16787539

>>16787522
bro this a thread about pickles bruh

>> No.16787541

>>16787522
Seek therapy

>> No.16787547

Nigga comes in completely psycho mode from post 1. Can't let it slide, gotta white knight for a m*kbanger. Sad, very sad.

>> No.16787581

>>16787061
More proof that mukbang is degenerate

>> No.16787593

>>16787061
I'm not going to bother watching the video but I assume the woman nearly OD'd from sodium retention.
the gradient of a cell's membrane will pull in water in a low sodium environment and expell water in a high sodium environment.
don't know about Stonie, but badlands probably retains so much water he's completely unfazed.
after looking at a picture of stonie he definitely just vomits.

>> No.16787669

>A person SOMEWHERE did a THING - HERE'S what happened to their BODY
If you've ever clicked on a video of this style, please leave the internet and don't ever come back, you're shitting it up for the rest of us

>> No.16787681

>>16787669
You clicked on and replied to the threadwnawy

>> No.16787685

>>16787669
it's literally just a case study, why are your panties in a bunch over it?

>> No.16787695

>>16787681
>>16787685
>Immediate damage control
I can't even imagine defending low effort content mills with clickbait titles. Those channels are literally procedurally generated to appeal to the absolute lowest common denominator - aka you, apparently. Get some fucking taste.

>> No.16787709

>>16787459
>It's a gallon sized jar. Pickles are kept in liquid so it only makes sense to measure the volume rather than the weight.
It really doesn't though. If I put difference sized steaks in jars would you think that buying 1 gallon of steak is a good metric? Of course not.

>> No.16787713

>>16787459
>put two pickles in a gallon of brine
>your pickles, sir

>> No.16787732

>>16787695
lol how oblivious are you

>> No.16787744

>>16787732
>No response
Strike a nerve? Go watch more algorithm driven clickbait videos.

>> No.16787783

>>16787493
Reddit migrant, claims the site for himself too.

>> No.16787862

>>16787061
Or does the dude making those pretend medical videos just make shit up.

>> No.16787863

>eat an entire gallon of pickles, probably chug the brine
>already dehydrated from being a stupid w*man
>undoubtedly didn't hydrate after
Wow it turns out consuming an absolute fuckton of salt and not hydrating yourself makes you violently ill. Amazing!

>> No.16787869

>>16787709
It comes in a 1 gallon jar. The volume of the container is 1 gallon. The net weight of its content is listed additionally. What part of this is sliding off your smooth brain?

>> No.16787877

>>16787869
>The volume of the container is 1 gallon.
THEY ARENT CONSUMING THE WHOLE GALLON OF CONTENTS, JUST THE PICKLES JESUS FUCK GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD

>> No.16787890

>>16787493
Based, always call out racists when you see them

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>> No.16787894

>>16787877
THE CONTAINER IS SOLD IN ONE GALLON JARS SO ITS COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS A GALLON OF PICKLES
DOES WRITING THIS IN CAPS MAKE THAT EASIER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND

>> No.16787913

>>16787894
THEY ARENT ACTUALLY EATING A GALLON OF PICKLES, THEY ARE EATING A GALLON CONTAINER'S WORTH OF PICKLES, WHICH IS MUCH LESS THAN A GALLON OF PICKLES YOU ESL FUCK

>> No.16787919

>>16787913
NOBODY IS SAYING THEYRE EATING A LITERAL GALLON OF PICKLES YOU DUMBFUCK THATS JUST THE GENERALLY UNDERSTOOD SIZE TO REFER TO THE VAGUE QUANTITY OF PICKLES THAT FIT IN A ONE GALLON CONTAINER

>> No.16787931

>>16787919
A mukbanger ate 1 gallon of pickles.
>NOBODY IS SAYING THEYRE EATING A LITERAL GALLON OF PICKLES
LEARN TO READ YOU ILLITERATE FUCKING NIGGER

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kek

>> No.16787939

>>16787931
IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THEY ATE A 1 GALLON CONTAINER OF PICKLES YOU FOREIGN EXCHANGE RETARD

>> No.16787949

>>16787919
Not that anon, but a gallon of pickles is simply quite absurd as a concept unless the pickles were transformed into a relish. The futility of measuring the volume of myriad irregular solid objects garners but a laugh from me, but clearly frustrates you as you do not have a background in physics. A gallon of whole pickles would be at best an approximation, unless they were measured (by weight of course) to be equivalent to a gallon of pickle relish, which is clearly not the case here.

>> No.16787951

>>16787949
YOU ARE ALSO DUMB

>> No.16787956

>>16787939
>IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THEY ATE A 1 GALLON CONTAINER OF PICKLES
THEN WHY DIDNT THEY SAY "ATE A GALLON CONTAINER OF PICKLES" YOU INBRED, SMOOTHBRAIN MONKEY FUCKER

>> No.16787961

>>16787956
take your meds

>> No.16787964

>>16787961
TAKE MY STEAMING SHIT FAGGOT

>> No.16787965

>>16787956
BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DONT HAVE AUTISM AND UNDERSTAND WHAT A GALLON OF PICKLES IS

>> No.16787972

>>16787965
A GALLON OF PICKLES MEANS PICKLES PACKED FULL INTO A GALLIN CONTAINER, NOT A GALLON CONTAINER HALF FULL OF PICKLES YOU SPECIAL ED DROPOUT

>> No.16787978

>>16787061
Wouldn't it be funny if somebody tried to eat a pickle size jar of lemongrass. Lol

>> No.16787980

>>16787972
YOU HAVE AUTISM

>> No.16787994

HOW MANY PECKS OF PICKLES ARE IN A GALLON!!!!

>> No.16787996

>>16787980
I WILL PUT YOUR TESTICLES THROUGH A GARLIC PRESS AND CRAM THEM UP YOUR ASS WHILE FUCKING YOUR DOG'S SISTER YOU THIRD WORLD NIGGERFAGGOT.

>> No.16788037

>>16787510
no fuck off

>> No.16788195

>>16787783
>>16787890
I've never once used Reddit, I've been here since it was still part of Something Awful. You're both just 2016 niggers.
>>16788037
No, fuck off.

>> No.16788392

>faggots talking about some jewtuber poisoning herself
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>> No.16789655

If you're fat (and of course she was) that amount of sodium can be dangerous.
Just don't be fat. Simple.

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>>16787493
Fuck you family man that's not what any board on this website has ever been about

>> No.16789840

>>16787994
2.69 cups or 1.2b tbspsbs

>> No.16789844

>>16787949
He did drink the remaining brine.

>> No.16789846

>>16787061
thats not that many pickles, i'd eat tat much with some pulled pork for lunch

>> No.16789848

>there are people on this very board that can't eat a gallon jar of pickles in one go

>> No.16789850

>>16787593
Stonie doesn't vomit.

>> No.16789874

>>16788195
dude you are pathetic.

>> No.16790030

>>16787493
>grew up, and have wives and children.
fuck you im here to talk about food and cooking not shit filled diapers and alimony

>> No.16790066

>>16787493
where tf did I say ething against women. I just asked a question about what actually happened

>> No.16790068

>>16790030
>>16790066
The faggot had half his posts deleted and you're still replying to his bait hours later. Fuck off.

>> No.16790073

>>16787493
My wife is as much of a sexist and racist as I am.

Also, nice bait.

>> No.16790080

>>16787994
Two gallons is a peck.

>> No.16790095

>>16787493
>those of us who grew up, and have wives and children.
This is 4chan m9. The only boards that contain grown ups are /out/ and /diy/.

>> No.16790122

>>16787092
Definitely this. Look at the fatasses like Nikoado that used to be skinny but got fat when he started doing mukbangs, but is still somehow alive. It ultimately depends on the person

>> No.16790139

>>16787994
Jupiter Jones should know that.

>> No.16790191

What a disastrous thread

>> No.16790206

Niggers

>> No.16790318

what the fuck happened here

>> No.16790410

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as pickles, is in fact, brine/pickles, or as I've recently taken to calling it, brine plus pickles. Pickles is not a condiment unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning side dishes system made useful by various other pickled vegetables comprising a full set of side dishes as defined by The Michelin Guide. Many pickles enjoyers use a modified version of the side dishes system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of said side dishes system which is widely used today is often called “pickles,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the side dishes system, developed by the Side Dishes Project. There really is a pickle, and these people are eating it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

>> No.16790507

Patient OP. Presenting to the emergency room with massive rectal damage. 30 cocks seemed like a good idea at the time, but now as OP is fighting for their life, let's find out how they got to this point.

>> No.16790516

>>16787493
I'm trying, be nice.

>> No.16790523
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>> No.16790543 [DELETED] 

>>16787493
I'm not sexist or against women in any way but you disgust me and you should go back to redit and twiter and facebok and keep voting for biden and kamala and hillary and obama and do not come back to spread your leftism communism here. bye!

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>>16787061

>> No.16790856

>>16790410
What the fuck does any of that even mean? What a pile of senseless garbage, i can feel the superiority complex of whoever authered this.

>> No.16790881

>>16790738
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>16790738

>> No.16790913

>>16790856
the man that authored it is a world renowned authority on preparing foot callouses.

>> No.16790917

>>16787061
I imagine the difference between fat mukbangers and thin & built food challange chads is that the latter group hits the gym and has a better metabolism.
Imagine stuffing your face knowing that your body is just going to store all of it in fat upon your already expanding body.

>> No.16791077

>>16787061
Maybe actually watch the video? The issue was that she drank the liquid which contained a too high amount of sodium

>> No.16791092

>>16787493
Excuse you, /ck/ is for fast food and sloppa

>> No.16791102

>>16787493
If you expect that you should be able to read threads on here with your family I heavily recommend you kill yourself.

>> No.16791110

>>16790507
topkek

>> No.16791120

Seriously though, I dont know how this hasnt been ingrained into your brain by any these idiot's parents growing up, but if you ever have massive bowel purges after some serious shit happened to you, go drink some fucking water before passing out
Just drink straight from the faucet and pass out in the bathroom if you must, seriously. Reading all the diarrhea greentexts here just boggles my brain how many anons dont do this

>> No.16791162

>>16788195
>Bro I've wasted more than five of my years here brooooo
Holy shit. Oldfag cope is real.

>> No.16791169

>>16790887
Based.

>> No.16791490

>>16791077
stonie and badlandschugs also drank the juice

>> No.16791512

>>16787061
>so do they just vomit after their videos
I would be surprised if they didn't.

>> No.16791914

>>16791490
My guess would be that the difference included a better metabolism, as another anon said, but also preparation. If you were properly hydrated, and kept drinking a lot of water over the next couple of days, your body would flush all that out. Even stonie said he would be bloated afterwards.

>> No.16791919

>>16791512
These guys are professional competitive eaters. They don't vomit on purpose.

>> No.16792056

>>16787695
>content mills with clickbait title
its a meme and it's from 1 doctordude. every one else is copying him

>> No.16792481

>>16790523
wtf

>> No.16793068

>>16787890
funny post, made me laugh
keep it up anon