/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16777121]

ITT: products with comfy packaging or bottling

[Anonymous No.16777129]

These tings

[Anonymous No.16777130]

>>16777121
they only package it like that in america because worcestershire is seen as some fancy product. in the uk it just comes in a glass bottle.

[Anonymous No.16777145]

>>16777121

[Anonymous No.16777148]

These are based

[Anonymous No.16777188]

>>16777129
true, I don't even like these that much but feels magical for some reason

[Anonymous No.16777195]

can't go wrong with a classic

[Anonymous No.16777206]

>>16777195
Just learned "Toblerone" means "Chocolate Mountains" in Swiss.
Wow

[Anonymous No.16777213]

>>16777148
This always triggers me and idk what it even is. Why's the paper off-center

[Anonymous No.16777257]

>>16777148
Also the best tasting bitters

[Anonymous No.16777264]

>>16777213
It's bitters for cocktails and drinks and such

[Anonymous No.16777285]

>>16777206
>in Swiss

[Anonymous No.16777304]

>>16777213
Story is that there was an error in the first run and they just continued with it.

[Anonymous No.16777319]

>>16777206
>in Swiss
Alright, who's going to tell him

[Anonymous No.16777393]

>>16777319
I did.
>>16777285

[Anonymous No.16777403]

>>16777319
He's obviously a Dumberican.

[Anonymous No.16777426]

>>16777206
>in Swiss
kek

[Anonymous No.16777439]

>>16777121
These

[Anonymous No.16777464]

>>16777439
What are those called in "Swiss"?

[Anonymous No.16777475]

>>16777464
Jej. The Swiss call it Ferrero too.

[Anonymous No.16777476]

>>16777464
Chocobones

[Anonymous No.16777479]

>>16777285
>>16777319
Who's going to tell these guys?

[Anonymous No.16777483]

>>16777206
I've heard they're a staple in the diet of the Swiss Navy.

[Anonymous No.16777578]

>>16777121
Never seen Worcestershire sauce packaged like that.

[Anonymous No.16777594]

>>16777578
That because they don't stock it in the Grolsch aisle.

[Anonymous No.16777809]

>>16777130
>>16777130
ohhh yeah look at this super fancy bottle... so extravagant mmmmmm can only break out the shitty plastic bottle with a label that was made in microsoft excell in about 5 minutes for those REALLY special occasions yes sir!

[Anonymous No.16777823]

>>16777121
I wasn't aware packaging could be a member of the KKK. Shiiieeeet.

[Anonymous No.16777848]

>>16777809
I didn’t know that labels were designed in Microsoft Excel. That’s interesting.

[Anonymous No.16777962]

>>16777809
Brand name is Great Value.
Well that's one to skip when I'm shopping.

[Anonymous No.16778002]

>>16777130
Nobody thinks Worcestershire sauce is fancy, what are you talking about. It's packaged that way because they historically did it to protect the bottles and kept it as a gimmick.

[Anonymous No.16778044]

[Anonymous No.16778065]

>>16778044
Apparently food packaged in toothpaste tubes is a big thing in Sweden.
https://youtu.be/cmlCaRyH2FQ

[Anonymous No.16778087]

>>16777121

[Anonymous No.16778105]

>>16778065
I'd take tubed foods over food in goddamn plastic containers we get here.

[Anonymous No.16778341]

>>16777121

[Anonymous No.16778357]

>>16777848
I bet there's lots of shit you don't know fagtron.

[Anonymous No.16778366]

I always liked the honey bear, regardless of the brand.

[Anonymous No.16778374]

Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben

[Anonymous No.16778384]

>>16777195
i feel like these used to have more chocolate

[Anonymous No.16778388]

>>16777121

[Anonymous No.16778393]

[Anonymous No.16778404]

>>16778393
Damn I love beans

[Anonymous No.16778420]

>>16778366
whoever invented that concept must be kicking themselves constantly for not getting a patent

[Anonymous No.16778548]

>>16778357
You don’t know shit retard. Have you ever even used a computer?

[Anonymous No.16778610]

>>16778420
Trademark maybe, patent probably not

[Anonymous No.16778630]

>>16777962
Great Value is Walmart store brand. Usually cheap dogshit, occasionally just ok. Their paper towels are some of the worst I've ever bought.

[Anonymous No.16778635]

>>16777304
It certainly helps them stay recognizable.

[Anonymous No.16778636]

>>16777121
I always like the process of opening a bottle of sparkling wine. Slowly twisting the cork until you feel the pop? Good shit.
Also pic-related is surprisingly good for 6~ quid, 7/10, inoffensive and vaguely appley, would recommend

[Anonymous No.16778655]

>>16777213
I've read that was an off thing. They did a production run and the labels just didn't fit the bottles. I like the oversized labels because they'll catch any drip.

[Anonymous No.16778680]

>>16778655
Same with the l&p

[Anonymous No.16778690]

>>16778384
They did, a lot more.

[Anonymous No.16778717]

>>16778690
your mom got more chocolate from me than the current prices warrant

[Anonymous No.16778719]

>>16777121
That looks like it costs more than a quid, mate, you sure that's lea and perrins?

[Anonymous No.16778722]

>>16778393
i;m thinking about thos beans

[Anonymous No.16778723]

>>16778719
That looks legit like something I'd get in a store.

[Anonymous No.16778759]

[Anonymous No.16778780]

[Anonymous No.16778785]

>>16778719
It's the US version bro

[Anonymous No.16778790]

[Anonymous No.16778802]

>>16777121
Alte Roseanne has great jugs

[Anonymous No.16778812]

Deenz tins are usually cool, not unique in shape or size but definitely in design

[Anonymous No.16778845]

>>16778341
Comfy and based

[Anonymous No.16778851]

>>16778780
You gotta pee in em then throw at incoming traffic

[Anonymous No.16778920]

>>16778065
This made me really angry. A flip, not a swede who wrote her masters thesis on food in tubes doesn't know how popular it is in other scandinavian countries and DOESN'T EVEN LIKE IT! What the fuck get your shit together

[Anonymous No.16778930]

[Anonymous No.16778938]

>>16777130
Just the glass bottle in canada.

[Anonymous No.16778940]

>>16778341
i love their packaging, they tried to get rid of it for some reason a few years ago for some super bland shit and were genuinely surprised people got mad at them. thank goodness they brought back the og artwork.

[Anonymous No.16779006]

>>16778851
Based pissbomber

[Anonymous No.16779048]

Probably 90% nostalgia but I always liked picrel. I would hold it up to the light after swirling the bottle around and watch the little orbitz slosh around. It was like a lava lamp

[Anonymous No.16779091]

>>16778366
Honey containers should be shaped like bees or beehives

[Anonymous No.16779189]

[Anonymous No.16779693]

>>16779091
Would a beehive shaped shaped bottle of honey still be appealing?

[Anonymous No.16779740]

>>16777121

[Anonymous No.16780077]

>>16778790
no tits

[Anonymous No.16780169]

>>16778044
yeah these are really aesthetic

[Anonymous No.16780178]

>>16777121
It's beauty in simplicity, but also that the bottles are nigh indestructible. I've dropped my bascy on the tiled kitchen floor so many times when I've been cooking drunk and not a single bottle has ever even cracked, nevermind shattered

[Anonymous No.16780180]

>>16777129
Based Christmas Memories
>>16777145
I have a based drawer full of these based bags. I have purple, green, and tan. What am I missing?
>>16777148
Not based because your fellow sloppa bartenders get it all over the paper and it ends up looking like a newspaper someone wiped their ass with
>>16777195
Based but the chocolate is boring as hell
>>16777439
Based and tricks me into eating a mediocre snack everytime
>>16777578
Makes water taste 100x better, but does nothing for any other kind of liquid.
>>16777809
Maybe a great value but certainly not a based value NEXT
>>16778044
Looks like some kind of super glue you'd use seal your asshole with NEXT
>>16778087
Get your shoops out of here NEXT
>>16778341
Goodnight Moon Tier
>>16778366
Bonus based points if it comes with one of those honey wands
>>16778393
It's not as bold as it thinks it is NEXT
>>16778636
not based I think my mom drinsk this NEXT
>>16778759
I hate this shit but it is so based to unwrap
>>16778780
Looks like a bottle of piss after an all nighter of playing the sims NEXT
>>16778790
Thicc
>>16778802
More piss jars? NEXT
>>16778930
That wax justifies spending an extra 10 dollars on whisky that should only be 10 dollars.
>>16779048
Yeah real cool it looks like someone backwashed into my drink NEXT
>>16779189
it's a fucking can of bepsi NEXT
>>16779740
I SURE LOVE CORPORATE LOGOS AND DESIGNS. Fucking NEXT

[Anonymous No.16780183]

>>16780180
Mass repliers just should die.

[Anonymous No.16780186]

>>16780183
I bet you posted the Bitters?
>>16780183
I bet you posted the great value bottle loool
>>16780183
Let me guess, you posted the ass hole super glue? I knew it
>>16780183
shit if that slut soup was your OC I didn't mean to bag on it
>>16780183
Were you thinking about those beans? My bad
>>16780183
LOL were you posting the girly sparkling wine? Not my aesthetic.
>>16780183
oh looks everyone its the piss jar poster again
>>16780183
We get it, you are a 90s kid. you miss orbitz. I bet you thought 3d doritos were cool too.
>>16780183
bepsi cult poster? lool
>>16780183
>He buys from starbucks

[Anonymous No.16780306]

>>16780186
Kek

[Anonymous No.16780315]

>>16778636
I can open a bottle of sparkling wine silently. It's a fun party trick to have under your belt.

[Anonymous No.16780535]

[Anonymous No.16780537]

[Anonymous No.16780608]

The beer is bad but the bottle is based af.

[Anonymous No.16780613]

>>16780180
What did xe mean by this

[Anonymous No.16780830]

>>16780535
BILLS 'Ndrangheta

[Anonymous No.16780880]

>>16777195
>>16778384
They did. Top pic is what they got hideously transfigured into a few years ago. If they wanted to cut costs, surely they could have done it in a less conspicuous way. They shrank one of my favorite childhood candies AND made it look ugly as sin in one fell swoop.

[Anonymous No.16780909]

How about products with laughably bad packaging?

[Anonymous No.16780925]

>>16780180
>NEXT

[Anonymous No.16780934]

>>16780180
Nobody cares.
Inb4
>hurrrrr you cared enough to reply durrrrrr

[Anonymous No.16780952]

>>16780909
Not bad packaging at all. It's a no-frills product that's literally just cheap af beer in a cheap af glass bottle. Perfect for the target market: Poor people. Doesn't necessarily mean it's a bad product, either.

[Anonymous No.16781064]

Where are my fellow Englishmen?

[Anonymous No.16781109]

>>16780186
>I bet you posted the Bitters?
I posted the bitters you goof and I still say they have extremely comfy packaging. Great product too. Chill out and make yourself a lemon, lime, and bitters.

[Anonymous No.16781112]

>>16780909
I kind of like it actually

[Anonymous No.16781269]

Spam cans always looked nice to me.

[Anonymous No.16781309]

Take me back, bros.

[Anonymous No.16781711]

>>16781269
Spam is pretty tasty too

[Anonymous No.16781782]

>>16777130
wow its fucking wrapped in paper, how luxurious. this 5 dollar bottle of sauce must be really fancy.

[Anonymous No.16781822]

>>16781782
Europoors can't afford paper, it's a big deal for them

[Anonymous No.16781997]

>>16778780
i love getting the unfiltered juice from these guys

[Anonymous No.16782140]

>>16781822
mutts can afford everything.
too bad you can't pay someone to unrape your turk family tree.

[Anonymous No.16782497]

>Smashes the bottle to get the marble just to throw it away as well.

[Anonymous No.16784084]

>>16780880
Is this a regional thing? They're still full sized where I live (WA).

[Anonymous No.16784102]

little off topic but holy fuck I love my salt cellar

[Anonymous No.16784103]

loved this shit right here as a child

[Anonymous No.16784121]

>>16780178
I think tobasco is nasty but the design is on point. once my roommate brought home a couple of these 3.7ml ones, loved them aesthetically, filled them with other stuff

[Anonymous No.16784146]

>>16780180
Does your family know youre a faggot? Didnt read btw

[Anonymous No.16784192]

>>16778341
Shouldn't celestial tea wake you and Luna tea put you to sleep?

[Anonymous No.16784206]

>>16777121
How come the Canadian packaging looks different?

[Anonymous No.16784220]

>>16778630
There was some off brand ones I got at HEB, cant remember the name. Didn't realize they were lavender scented, but they must've absolutely drenched the stuff in cheap lavender spray because the roll made the area in a 5 foot radius smell like a french whore.

[Anonymous No.16784231]

>>16784103
That and these little bastards were the tits growing up

[Anonymous No.16784261]

>>16784231
LOL damn I forgot about these. The poor kids at school always brought them from home and I was so jealous. My mom told me they were too sugary to drink as she packed me a caprisun.

[Anonymous No.16784312]

>>16784231
Oh man I can remember the sweetness from the sugar just by looking at these. They were fun the refill with water and pretend they were grenades and throw them.

[Anonymous No.16784364]

>>16778341
>Deathly allergic to ch*momile
>Someone is always brewing a cup of this
>Sends me into sneezing fits and my eyes burn
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I remember in my childhood my father thought I was "lying" about it, so he rubbed a chamomile tea bag all over my mouse and keyboard (This was in 2001 or 2002 I think). My throat burned and swelled up, my eyes ran like hell, my nose blocked off and I was reduced to tears.
Nothing but terrible memories. FUCK chamomile.
Also FUG rag weed, timothy hay, cut grass, dry grass, wet grass, bagged grass, marijuana grass and anything else grassy.
FUCK!

[Anonymous No.16784374]

>>16784206
More local competition in the UK so you gotta stand out more

[Anonymous No.16784375]

>>16781269
why the fuck did you pick a japanese spam can

[Anonymous No.16784384]

>>16780880
it's really annoying that poor people have to ruin so much stuff. it's fucking chocolate just buy it less often if you can't afford it why do they have to ruin it for the rest of us

[Anonymous No.16784520]

>>16778920
Non-swedish nordics are so desperate for attention, lmao.

[Anonymous No.16784533]

>>16780880
They're still like the bottom pic here

[Anonymous No.16784584]

>>16778920
Not just that, she doesn't even like the tubed foods. Also I just read her thesis first off its actually 50 pages once you skip the summary. In the intro she says she doesn't speak Swedish. How the fuck can you do a Swedish topic, while living in Sweden at a Swedish university without speaking Swedish?
Its actually a horrible thesis. She spends 2 pages defining reliability and validity and like 90% of the paper is just filler words.

[Anonymous No.16784587]

[Anonymous No.16784846]

>>16780880
only in the UK lmao

[Anonymous No.16785902]

>>16777195
Subtle.
Well played.

[Anonymous No.16785903]

>>16784364
dad sounds pretty based

[Anonymous No.16785907]

>>16785903
Shut up, boomer.

[Anonymous No.16786196]

[Anonymous No.16786539]

>>16777285
>>16777319
>>16777426
>>16777483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_German
brainlets, all of you. If you spoke swiss german to a swiss person and asked, 'what language is that', 8/10 would say Swiss

[Anonymous No.16786617]

>>16786539
They wouldn't. They speak French and German and English.

[Anonymous No.16786630]

>>16780880
only happened because brexit. they're still normal shaped in the real world.

[Anonymous No.16786639]

>>16786539
>swiss german
You mean a dialect of the German language? All languages have dialects. Braindead twat.

[Anonymous No.16786646]

>>16786630
Muh Brexit. Over 5 years since the vote and still can't deal with it. Fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.16786681]

>>16786646
you're the one with the gimped toblerone bars, friend. and they were gimped expressly by brexit.

[Anonymous No.16786731]

>>16786681
So Brexit voters voted for Toblerone to cut the amount of triangles? Are you fucking sane? Have you ever heard of cheating companies cutting costs and charging the same price? Grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.16786733]

>>16786539
If you implied that swiss german was "swiss", the german swiss would like you but the nongerman swiss would hate you.
Also it's not true, it derives from a guy called tobler and "torrone", which is italian for the nougat stuff that's in there.

[Anonymous No.16786753]

>>16786731
You really thought you could utterly abolish all of your international trade agreements without even the smallest of consequences?
Sometimes I wonder why you do these things to yourselves but more and more I have come to see that you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.16786764]

>>16786753
So we didn't vote to make Toblerone smaller? Is that what you're saying?

[Anonymous No.16786771]

>>16786764
You voted to abolish all of your international trade agreements, and the fallout raised prices on imported foreign products like toblerone.

[Anonymous No.16786784]

>>16786771
It's quite strange that toblerone would make such an obvious and ridiculous change to their product, rather than just silently make the bar shorter and/or the price higher.

[Anonymous No.16786792]

>>16786771
So we didn't vote to make Toblerone smaller? Cheating companies are just ripping people off. The Toblerones are smaller everywhere.

[Anonymous No.16786796]

>>16786784
They all do. They don't care. Mugs will still buy it.

[Anonymous No.16786802]

>>16786646
>>16786681
>>16786731
>>16786753
>>16786764
>>16786771
Umm, I'm a continental and I have the same exact gimped Toblerone.

[Anonymous No.16786804]

>>16786784
You can never make the price higher, that makes people angry. You have to adjust the amount of chocolate to meet the same price instead.
Making the bar shorter would require altering their packaging equipment and ordering all new die cutting equipment.


>>16786792
Toblerones are not smaller everywhere.

[Anonymous No.16786819]

floppy bottle supremacy

[Anonymous No.16786828]

>>16786804
They are smaller everywhere. Go buy a toblerone with a use by date and post a pic with a timestamp.

[Anonymous No.16786900]

>>16786681
Are you saying Toblerone manufacturers bought new machines just for the UK market? Can you prove this? Have you got copies of invoices for the machinery? Have you seen the new machinery? Or are you telling lies on the internet?

[Anonymous No.16786924]

The funny thing is, they ARE smaller (in germany at least) - just not by as much as in britain.

[Anonymous No.16786933]

>>16784192
I see you, horsefucker

[Anonymous No.16786959]

>>16778366
summon it forth

[Anonymous No.16786983]

>>16786924
Isn't that the picture the newspapers used to show how much Toblerone were ripping people off?

[Anonymous No.16787007]

>>16778930
I LUB MAKAS MAAK!

[Anonymous No.16787013]

>>16784364
I sympathize but why are you posting girls (male)?

[Anonymous No.16787069]

>>16786983
It can always get worse

[Anonymous No.16787158]

>>16787069
Sales can only go down.

[Anonymous No.16787188]

>>16787069
I remember these pics being passed around a decade ago.
I have still never seen a Toblerone like that bottom one.

[Anonymous No.16787192]

Tfw I wont ever buy enough to get the Underberg bandolier.

[Anonymous No.16787215]

>>16781309
nice albertanon

[Anonymous No.16787244]

>>16787192
box looks like washing powder or some other cleaning product at first glance. bottle is nice though

[Anonymous No.16787254]

>>16781309
>>16787215
based pilbros
the new box with the bunnies all over it is a cute

[Anonymous No.16787281]

[Anonymous No.16788055]

>>16784206
Because, like everything in Canada, it's something that was great in the US before being downgraded.

[Anonymous No.16788313]

>>16784121
I love how Tabasco looks too. It's a nice classic looking design.

[Anonymous No.16788316]

>>16784375
Japanese love Spam

[Anonymous No.16788320]

>>16787281
I don't care what anyone says. I LIKE how 40s look.

[Anonymous No.16788337]

MAKE A BONG OUT OF IT

[Anonymous No.16788344]

>>16788337
I made a bong out of a Pringles can and it worked but it was not very good

[Anonymous No.16788351]

>>16782497
>tfw had marble collection but threw it away cause didn't know what to do with them

[Anonymous No.16788372]

>>16778812
first thing that came to mind

[Anonymous No.16788376]

>>16784520
stupid too
its better to stay under the radar
being on the global spotlight only leads to ruin

[Anonymous No.16788682]

>>16777148
I too, like my bottles uncircumsized

[Anonymous No.16789000]

>>16788344
Where there's a will, there's a way stonerbro

[Anonymous No.16789043]

>>16780186
the fag of the thread

[Anonymous No.16789047]

>>16784587
>laser
>the beam isn’t even columnated

[Anonymous No.16789092]

>>16789047
Do you think the average person buying a 40 knows or cares much about lasers? When I buy a 40 I'm thinking about drinking, not some physics crap.

[Anonymous No.16789101]

>>16777121
bottle is cool and so are the branded glasses

[Anonymous No.16789486]

>>16787158
It’s because of inflation.

[Anonymous No.16789535]

>>16778366
Haha bemis :D

[Anonymous No.16789546]

>>16777121
distributed out of gavrilla princep blvd in belgrade
pretty good

[Anonymous No.16789554]

>>16789486
>1 Jaffa Cake got smaller
>3 pack of Jaffa Cakes got bigger
???

[Anonymous No.16791259]

>>16780178
>It's beauty in simplicity, but also that the bottles are nigh indestructible. I've dropped my bascy on the tiled kitchen floor so many times when I've been cooking drunk and not a single bottle has ever even cracked, nevermind shattered
I mean they kinda look like nigh indestructible, however this one time I order 3 bottles and one of those came in broken

[Anonymous No.16791328]

[Anonymous No.16791373]

>>16777285
>>16777319
>>16777426
>>16777483
idiots i meant in Swisserland

[Anonymous No.16791497]

>>16791328
What's that U in the circle for?

[Anonymous No.16791517]

>>16791497
Pareve certification.

[Anonymous No.16791533]

>>16791328
>>16791517
It appears kosher salt doesn't sell very well, so they try and sell it by subterfuge.

[Anonymous No.16791543]

>>16791533
Pareve isn't technically kosher, but rather something that doesn't fall under kosher classification.

[Anonymous No.16791578]

>>16791543
It appears kosher salt doesn't sell very well,

[Anonymous No.16791584]

>>16791543
Look up what the U in a circle means.

[Anonymous No.16791603]

>>16791533
For the longest time, I thought kosher was another word for coarse salt. I felt very retarded when I found out

[Anonymous No.16791610]

>>16791603
You got jewed. Haven't you noticed all the cookery programs?

[Anonymous No.16791641]

>>16791603
What’s funny is that it means course and flakey in the US, since not all Kosher salt is actually Kosher.

[Anonymous No.16791667]

>>16791641
Funnily enough, the U in a circle means it's kosher. Stop denying it.

[Anonymous No.16791710]

Imagine being such a big faggot that you get triggered by a product being kosher. Keep letting Jews live in your head rent free.

[Anonymous No.16791712]

>>16791710
That's all you got? Fucking sad response. Try much harder.

[Anonymous No.16791738]

>>16778341
God I wish that were me...

[Anonymous No.16791743]

>>16784102
I have the same thing in my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.16791763]

[Anonymous No.16791768]

>>16778374
>Uncle Ben
I'm not american but whenever I saw that box it reminded me of that famous black comedian that raped all those women over 20 years and then got away

[Anonymous No.16791775]

>>16791768
Bill Cosby?

[Anonymous No.16791784]

>>16791768
R Kelly?

[Anonymous No.16791796]

>>16791768
russel simmons?

[Anonymous No.16791808]

>>16791768
Steve Urkel?

[Anonymous No.16791811]

>>16791768
Deshawn Watson?

[Anonymous No.16791819]

>>16791768
Emmanuel Lewis?

[Anonymous No.16791831]

>>16791768
michael Jackson?

[Anonymous No.16791837]

>>16791768
Gary Coleman?

[Anonymous No.16791848]

>>16791768
Nelly & his rape van?

[Anonymous No.16791856]

>>16791768
James Earl Jones?

[Anonymous No.16791879]

>>16777195
hurts my hands

[Anonymous No.16791912]

>>16791831
Women?

[Anonymous No.16791925]

>>16791856
Luke... call me daddy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.16791926]

>>16786900
Would they really need a new machine? just a different mould

[Anonymous No.16791929]

[Anonymous No.16791932]

>>16791879
TOBLEROOOOOOOONE!

[Anonymous No.16791954]

Really looks like kosher plebs are trying to de-rail a thread. Weird.

[Anonymous No.16791985]

>>16784192
It's called Celestial because it's Chinese. This is not a joke.

[Anonymous No.16791999]

>>16784121
Those are actually from MRE packets. You can easily get shitloads of them.

[Anonymous No.16792070]

>>16791768
OJ Sneedson?

[Anonymous No.16792833]

>>16777145
Homosexual genie packaging

[Anonymous No.16792840]

>>16791999
Thanks for this ground breaking information, newfag.

[Anonymous No.16792862]

>>16784231
I remember some of these fermented a little bit and it tasted good

[Anonymous No.16793153]

>>16780608
Hey, I have one of those on the empty bottle area of my cabinet.
You're right, the beer is horrible.

[Anonymous No.16793974]

Loved this guy as a kid, it brings me back to my first ever day of school any time I see a bag of them.

[Anonymous No.16793984]

This also brings me back to being a kid, my grandma would always have a package of this at her house. I never saw her eat them but she always had the same 4 snacks in get pantry
Sourdough pretzels, baked lays, red twizzlers and these cheese balls.
I miss her guys :(

[Anonymous No.16793993]

>>16786819
baste

[Anonymous No.16794006]

>>16791929
santa is black inside!!

[Anonymous No.16794035]

>>16791929

[Anonymous No.16794661]

>>16778341
>>16778940
Let me guess: They wanted that soulless globohomo art style everybody seems to run with these days?

[Anonymous No.16794694]

>>16778636
Cava is great, FUCK champagne.

[Anonymous No.16794725]

>>16787244
>box looks like washing powder or some other cleaning product at first glance.
funny because it taste about as appetizing as a cleaning product

[Anonymous No.16794728]

>>16789554
companies will make product of different sizes for different packaging amounts. they will literally take the extra effort to make a 45g product AND a 48g product if doing so will make them slightly more money.

[Anonymous No.16794747]

>>16784364
Awww, do you need a big strong bf to defend you from your meanie-meanie dad?

[Anonymous No.16794801]

Australians know

[Anonymous No.16794830]

>>16777195
As a Swiss kid I had pretty often. Tasted one recently after years of not having one and I think they changed the recipe.
It was much too sweet, and tasted more of caramel than chocolate and hazelnut...

[Anonymous No.16794873]

>>16791879
You're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.16795017]

>>16780180
>>16780186
If I was offered a gun and the chance to kill you with no repercussions, I honestly don't think I'd hesitate.

[Anonymous No.16795052]

>>16780180
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and you, I would shoot you twice

[Anonymous No.16795062]

>>16791667
Yes. But not all kosher salt is kosher. This one isn’t even kosher salt, even though it’s a salt that’s kosher.

[Anonymous No.16795078]

Cheese wheels look cool

[Anonymous No.16795142]

>>16777206
Yes, the Swiss language, used by the Swiss Navy.

[Anonymous No.16795189]

Any Glühwein bottle

[Anonymous No.16795205]

>>16795189

[Anonymous No.16795211]

>>16795062
Afaik the only place that calls coarse salt "kosher" is the USA.

[Anonymous No.16795223]

1 gallon Kikkoman Soy sauce tins look cool.

[Anonymous No.16795233]

>>16795223
And the smaller bottles

[Anonymous No.16795268]

Dos Equis bottles are great

[Anonymous No.16795289]

>>16780180
>What am I missing?
quite a few actually. there's black, rye, caramel, apple, regular, vanilla, peach, a 16 year and an XO and i'm sure there's a few more. most liquor stores nab the bags before they're ever on the shelves though

[Anonymous No.16795290]

>>16795268

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[Anonymous No.16795306]

>>16777121

[Anonymous No.16795320]

>>16777121
Used to go to the Italian markwt as a little kid often and my dad would buy a bunch of these tiny boxes of Florentine almond nougat candies. Each small piece came in it's own tiny box and there were a bunch of different designs with different peopls or scenes on them. I tried to collect all of them.

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[Anonymous No.16795331]

>>16795320

[Anonymous No.16795360]

Love how the Bundaberg bottles look but the cardboard carriers they came in were ass. I used to work in a pharmacy that carried them and we had perpetual issues with the cardboard flexing and the bottles sliding out and exploding on the ground.

[Anonymous No.16795373]

>>16777121
Love Worcestershire. Simple as. I'll drink it straight out of the bottle.

[Anonymous No.16795408]

>>16795373
I'd do that with pic related. Used to drink the remainder from the bottom of my salad bowls.

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[Anonymous No.16795720]

>>16780909
SHEIIIIITTT

[Anonymous No.16795757]

>>16777809
trans coloured sauce

[Anonymous No.16795765]

>>16795142
Swiss German is it's own language, retard.

[Anonymous No.16795966]

>>16795765
No it's not you utter fucking dipshit. Do you thinking American and British are two different languages?

[Anonymous No.16795967]

>>16795966
>muh comparison
Brainlet

[Anonymous No.16796109]

>>16793974
I love those things

[Anonymous No.16796125]

>can't find a good picture of the cardboard tubes (similar to Pringles cans) grated parmesan cheese used to come in
What happened to my childhood?

[Anonymous No.16796129]

>>16780537
>go out with girl
>have a swell time
>drive her home
>park in a dark alley
>look into her eyes
>honey, do you want a taste of my old dick?
>if she says yes, whip out your cock
>if she says no, whip out that candy bar and start eating
>either way, there are only positives outcomes

[Anonymous No.16796148]

>>16784364
Extremely CHAD dad

[Anonymous No.16796255]

>>16777206
it's called Toblerone because it's a portmanteau of the words Tobler, the surname of the guy who founded the company, and "torrone", a type of italian nougat similar to the white stuff inside the Toblerone bar

[Anonymous No.16796283]

>>16787013
I went through my fuckhuge image folder and picked something at random
>>16794747
shut up tranny
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.16796296]

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[Anonymous No.16796585]

christmas stuff is almost cheating, but it's still "comfy"

[Anonymous No.16796689]

>>16791768
Eddie Murphy?

[Anonymous No.16796714]

>>16791768
Bill Clinton?

[Anonymous No.16796764]

Fuck ur ozone layer

[Anonymous No.16796788]

[Anonymous No.16797349]

>>16786959
Upsidedown of course

[Anonymous No.16797409]

>>16777195
Wew, it's fucking awful how they reshaped toblerone with way less chocolate. Just mate it shorter or something for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.16797423]

>>16778759
It's name means baby guts in my language, but I love this stuff nonetheless

[Anonymous No.16797439]

>>16780880
They're regularly sized here too. Guess spending all that money on housing and smartphones for immigrants and morbidly obese people wasn't such a good idea afterall, eh?

[Anonymous No.16797640]

>>16777129
Always hated these cause they were too sweet :(

[Anonymous No.16797644]

>>16777195
Hate these... way too sweet.

[Anonymous No.16797645]

>>16796764
How does this work? You had to assemble the burger yourself?

[Anonymous No.16797649]

>>16778044
Smart + based packaging

[Anonymous No.16797655]

>>16778366
OMG HE HAS A CHEFS HAT ON!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16797711]

>>16796328
These look comfy, do they actually help you digest food?

[Anonymous No.16797754]

>>16784121
I used to straight up chug/drink these mini tobascos as a child to prove to my friend that I was a badass. My mom one day asked me if it was a drug lmao

[Anonymous No.16797761]

>>16797645
Yeah you opened the top, then flipped the carton left over right. This was when mcds had the giant warmer slide thing facing the dining room with all premade shit. BK came out with the have it your way campaign, and that pretty much killed anything in other than made to order

[Anonymous No.16797768]

>>16789546
cute

[Anonymous No.16797774]

>>16791763
lmao looks like a jar of human body parts you'd find in an evil science lab

but damn those peaches look like they would taste good.

[Anonymous No.16797779]

>>16797645
Yeah you open the top, then flip left over right the carton has a hinge built in.

[Anonymous No.16797782]

>>16793974
I tried these things again and wasn't a fan... they feel like I am chewing on fried fiberglass

[Anonymous No.16797788]

>>16793984
*hug*

I like cheez balls too :)

[ieatinmycar No.16797839]

>>16791929
Hell yeah, I still get a couple every Christmas/New Years from my parents.

[ieatinmycar No.16797842]

>>16797839
Also babybells. Used to save the wax and make little figures with them as a kid.

[Anonymous No.16797843]

>>16784364
what was your dad even trying to accomplish? there were two outcomes: do and nothing happens, or do this and my son dies. the fuck

[Anonymous No.16797848]

>>16784364
Based on the way you post, your dad would have been luckier to have killed you.

[Anonymous No.16797900]

>>16796764
Shouldn't the cheese be on the hot side

[Anonymous No.16797914]

>>16777809
He's just saying that Lea & Perrins' worcestershire sauce is more expensive than other brands of worcestershire sauce.

[Anonymous No.16798188]

>>16797711
traditionally, italian amari are drunk at the end of the meal to help digestion, since they contain officinal herbs, but I don't know the actual science behind this.
those candies are probably flavored with the same mix of herbs.

[Anonymous No.16798326]

Bag milk. Couldn’t imagine growing up in a country where this isn’t standard. Comfy memories.

[Anonymous No.16798334]

>>16797900
Thats a good point anon

[Anonymous No.16798340]

>>16798326
How are you supposed to close the bag once it's opened?

[Anonymous No.16798343]

>>16777148
Wrapper is intended as, and works well as a drip catcher.

[Anonymous No.16798355]

>>16798340
You can’t. You leave it open n the fridge in this milk bag jug.

[Anonymous No.16798359]

>>16777121
I woulda never tried “algae oil” if it weren’t for this hella fine bottle
Sitting next to the plastic jugs of normal cooking oil, it stood out like those VOSS water bottles you would find at strip clubs and titty bars

[Anonymous No.16798365]

>>16798355

[Anonymous No.16798366]

>>16798355
Well, I don't see how this would be practical for households that can't go through a whole bag in a day.

[Anonymous No.16798376]

>>16794661
Is that supposed to be “the new” Saturn Eating His Son?

[Anonymous No.16798387]

A staple of vacations from long ago, also nilla wafers

[Anonymous No.16798394]

>>16798387
first witnessed in a grungy townie bar, they had the walls literally lined with these bottles

[Anonymous No.16798423]

>>16791603
It’s not even that the salt is kosher
It’s that it’s FOR putting on meats to “make them kosher” since it’s flat and sticks to the meats surface better
All it does is helps preserve it because they didn’t understand germ theory 3000 years ago
Make salted pork with that shit if you want

[Anonymous No.16798426]

>>16784121
>think tobasco is nasty
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.16798437]

>>16798340
we don't use milk bags in my country, but I guess one of those cheap plastic clips for food bags like pic related would do the job

[Anonymous No.16798451]

>>16784364
If you are allergic to ragweed, chamomile is usually closely related enough to make you allergic as well.
Also, it’s usually a good idea to avoid lavender for similar reasons

[Anonymous No.16798517]

>>16798437
I guess you could, but I like how a jug, a bottle, or carton doesn’t require you to buy 2 other things for it

[Anonymous No.16798568]

>>16777848
Microsoft Excel is Turing Complete so you actually could if you wanted

[Anonymous No.16798578]

>>16779693
How about a bear with a beehive hairdo?

[Anonymous No.16798628]

>>16796788
Is that some sort of Finnish candy?

[Anonymous No.16798657]

>>16795757
Worcestershire sauce is an allegory for being trans

[Anonymous No.16798672]

>>16798578
That would be based.

[Anonymous No.16798723]

>>16778393
what if instead of regular style bean sauce you cooked beans in ranch dressing?

[Anonymous No.16798766]

>>16798723
I think that'd be pretty good.

[Anonymous No.16800010]

>>16784364
Your dad sounds like a fucking idiot, if you are not sure if your child is alergic to something, rub a little bit on the inside of elbow.
It it rashes he ain't lying.
Rubbing it to nose is good way to swell up thoat and choke him...
Jesus Christ and I worry I will be horrible father.

[Anonymous No.16800184]

>>16793993
This just hit me with the Nostalgia. Fuck man it was so good to grow up late eighties early nineties.