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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:08:19 2021 No.16776247 [Reply] [Original]

gf cooks dinner:
>$60 spent at the grocery store
>3 dirty pans, 2 dirty pots, 2 dirty chopping boards, dirty cutlery, plates, serving utensils, knives
>dish is 90% pasta or rice
>just enough food for one meal each, I'm hungry again 2 hours later

I cook dinner:
>$30 spent at the grocery store
>1 dirty pot or roasting pan, 1 dirty chopping board, 2 dirty plates and cutlery
>dish is 90% meat and vegetables
>enough food for 3 meals each

Why can't women cook bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:10:35 2021 No.16776254 >>16776247 Most women shouldn't be let in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:10:52 2021 No.16776257 i thought it was going to be a ketoshilling thread til i read the last line

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:11:00 2021 No.16776258 I hate women bros Only thing worse is gays

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:12:59 2021 No.16776263 >>16776247 I do all the grocery shopping and cooking. My wife fucks up frozen pizzas

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:13:28 2021 No.16776271 >>16776258 First off all I'm gay so lay off, second off my girlfriend is a fantastic partner and a wonderful cook, but she does make a mess of the kitchen when she cooks and never cleans up after herself

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:14:28 2021 No.16776274 File: 13 KB, 206x238, 127462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16776247 Sorry to say bro I think it's just your gf

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:19:07 2021 No.16776293 >>16776271 Lesbian?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:20:07 2021 No.16776298 >>16776293 im assuming not a lesbian otherwise it would imply that she also cannot cook

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:32:42 2021 No.16776339 >>16776258 What's wrong with gays? Some of them are faggots, I agree. However, even today, many gays are broes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:34:13 2021 No.16776343 >>16776293 >>16776298 I'm a guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:34:33 2021 No.16776344 >>16776247 Women can cook you retard, if she can't then the family is fucked because all women should cook and teach their daughters how to cook too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:37:29 2021 No.16776354 >>16776343 Why are you wasting your time with a girlfriend if you're a closeted homosexual

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:42:54 2021 No.16776372 >>16776344 women are too retarded to cook and it's a miracle that they've been cooking for thousands of years without all of them accidentally burning themselves to death by putting their heads in the oven to check if it's hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 13:11:38 2021 No.16776466 >>16776247 >>$60 spent at the grocery store >>dish is 90% pasta or rice So what was the 10% that cost $55+?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 13:12:01 2021 No.16776470 >>16776344 Any female born after 1993 Can't Cook, AlI They Know Is Mcdonalds, charge Their Phone, Twerk, Be Bisexual, Eat Hot Chip And Lie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 13:13:27 2021 No.16776479 >>16776466 >So what was the 10% that cost $55+? organic free range grass fed brussell sprouts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:10:13 2021 No.16776691 >>16776470 Damn, this is amazingly accurate

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:15:43 2021 No.16776718

>>16776339
Homosexuality is a crime against nature. It is such an enormity, such a profoundly gross and wicked abomination, that execution of the individual isn't enough. The parents and siblings should also be liable under penalty of death for enabling it or giving the genetic conditions that arose to it. While there is no God, the theologians were fundamentally correct in saying sodomy is the worst sin to exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:46:05 2021 No.16776875 >>16776718 >While there is no God, the theologians were fundamentally correct in saying sodomy is the worst sin to exist. The worst sin to exist was blasphemy against the holy spirit, and is the only one explicitly said to be unforgivable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:47:46 2021 No.16776884 >>16776339 They look and act disgusting They know this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:48:28 2021 No.16776889 >>16776247 One pot cooking isn't cooking.

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:51:13 2021 No.16776897

>>16776718
yeah, no. God forbid a man chooses to be with another man to avoid all the retard bullshit women put men through. Men need intimacy and sexual relief. We just want to get the biological stuff out of the way, so we can pursue excellence in our leisurely pursuits. Women are petty, vindictive, and unless dominated and trained to be an obedient bitch; not unlike a dog, then they try to dominate in the relationship, and fuck she up for EVERYBODY!

I cant blame men for wanting to be homosexual these day. A good woman is very hard to find.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:52:36 2021 No.16776901 >>16776884 That's like saying all Jews are greedy, cheats, and parasites... collective guilt...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 14:57:50 2021 No.16776926 >>16776875 >was is

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 15:05:05 2021 No.16776963 >>16776247 >$60 spent at the grocery store >dish is 90% pasta or rice How the fuck does she manage that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 15:10:08 2021 No.16776988 File: 177 KB, 540x610, 1520502396986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16776901 You're right. I'm sorry sir!

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 15:10:25 2021 No.16776989

>>16776247
>Why can't women cook bros?
Because they don't need to. A hungry woman is always a feet pic away from getting a meal sent to her by a horny beta. They only cook if their phones tell them it will be fun, and only the simplest meals because most have child palates. You will be hard-pressed to see a women younger than 40 using anything other than nutella as dressing. Spices are beyond their grasp.
That`s good though, last thing I'd want is for women to learn how to cook cheap stuff like eisbein. If I can get my meat at a low price because women are vegans or gluten-free then I'm ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 15:15:00 2021 No.16777008 >>16776339 They eat the poopoo like ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 15:35:28 2021 No.16777086 >>16776963 >it's an all-organic risotto anon! I bought some really fancy mushrooms for it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 16:23:37 2021 No.16777289 >>16776271 faggot dyke bitch kys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 16:26:23 2021 No.16777303 >>16776257 Stop eating carbs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 16:29:14 2021 No.16777314 Instagram has clouded their views on cooking. They want to make something that looks pretty and elegant and healthy...but this is diametrically opposite of what makes good eating for hungry people.

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 16:40:53 2021 No.16777368

>>16776963
My girlfriend at Uni once bought a kilo of rice from some specialty chinese store that somehow cost £30. I'm pretty sure they just charged her a ridiculous amount and sold her some fairy tale and she bought it. It wasn't even that good as rice goes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 16:58:33 2021 No.16777449 >>16777368 asda long grain rice is my go to 50p per kg

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 17:04:19 2021 No.16777482

>>16777449
Yeah I normally get the cheaper ones. I mean you have to wash it a bit more but you're supposed to wash it anyway

I never got who buys those microwave pouches of "flavoured" rice. Whenever I try one they always taste of plastic more than anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 21:46:11 2021 No.16778733 >>16776354 Guys are cuter, but butt sex is nasty and a vagina feels better overall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 22:03:48 2021 No.16778807 >>16778733 You don't have to do anal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 22:10:06 2021 No.16778834 >>16778733 you know most guys enema before butt stuff? also, obviously you've never had good boy butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 07:32:26 2021 No.16780401 >>16776257 That's just your brain fog because your blood sugar levels are low, beetus boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 08:37:36 2021 No.16780530 >>16776875 Wrong. St. Bernardine or Siena and St. Jerome counted sodomy the worst sin, for reasons including the one you just said as to commit it or even lustfully think of committing it blasphemes the holy spirit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 08:41:57 2021 No.16780542 We're better than women at even flavor now too

Anonymous Sun Oct 3 08:49:21 2021 No.16780559

Men can't cook with soul they autistically follow recipes and if they don't have 1 ingredient they justorder chipotle. It's sad. My bf still asks me for help making the same dinners he's made for almost a decade. Bless his heart still can't dice an onion to save his life

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 08:54:09 2021 No.16780573 >>16780559 Your boyfriend is a pretty boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 09:27:20 2021 No.16780642 Give an example of a meal where this happens because frankly I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 10:29:09 2021 No.16780808 >>16780559 I bet your bf plays videogames and smokes weed and loses his mind at the slightest amount of stress

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 10:32:48 2021 No.16780819 Test

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 10:34:00 2021 No.16780823 >>16776254 Women don't belong in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 10:38:09 2021 No.16780839 >>16780819 Test failed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 10:41:04 2021 No.16780851 >>16776271 These fucking bishits are the problem. Do you know how many bottoms go without a top every day because of people like you? Sickening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 10:44:02 2021 No.16780867 >>16776258 At least gay men can cook. Men are better at everything, including sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 10:44:44 2021 No.16780873 >>16780559 Can I date you instead please I'll do whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 11:03:51 2021 No.16780941 >>16778733 You are a goddamn bi bitch. Gays do not claim you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 13:37:05 2021 No.16781544 >>16776247 >1 pot/pan that's hardly cooking, you might as well be a woman reinacting tasty videos

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