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How does one activate their almonds?

>> No.16774263
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>> No.16774283

>>16774263
>blended alkalized water
What

>> No.16774409

>>16774251
I tell the hooker to hit me and scratch me I fucking love it

>> No.16774466

>>16774263
i still think this is a joke.

>> No.16774535 [DELETED] 

>>16774263
>homemade coconut
the fuck?

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>>16774466
Sir

>> No.16774551

>>16774535
read the whole sentence dumbass

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>>16774263

>> No.16774565

>>16774251
You soak them until the germs sprout. You could also leave them lying in damp cotton wool.

>> No.16774566

>>16774263
Alkalized water with apple cider vinegar, so like a pH of 9 with a splash of pH of 2 to 3... I've seen this stupid picture so many times and that stupidity never clicked. I mean it's all bullshit but why?

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>>16774263
>tfw out of emu meatballs and cultured vegetables

>> No.16774572

>>16774251
12 volts

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Observe.

>> No.16775073

>>16774263
Anyone have the layout for a DIY coconut?

>> No.16775130

>>16774283
i read that as
>balkanized water

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>>16774251
wasabi, hot chile powder and a bit of magic, a bit of msg too.

>> No.16775180

>>16774251

I prefer to Woke my almonds by leaving the bowl in front of a Twitter feed.

>> No.16775192

>>16775180
You're clearly an evil bastage.
Only GOD can give you salvation.