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>>16769837been done before
>>16769919Never thought I'd see Cunningham Muffins referenced in 2021.Where did the time go?
>>16769953Why is that meat grey?
>>16770095its destined to win the church cookout, its freezer aged year old brisket!
>>16769837What did she cover the hard candy with? Salt?
>>16770591She pulverized it so that it would melt more evenly
>>16770231> freezer aged year old brisket!kek'[email protected]
>>16769837is this meth?
>>16770791Did his mother fuck a chimp?
>>16770231Jack never stood a chance, since he doesn't cheat. All cooking competitions are rigged anyway.
>>16770810That culinary genius really did just hold up a handful of raw coke and "smell" it.
>>16770762>Latex infused ice cubesYumm!
>>16770982$2,50 hourly wages, 29 hour shifts will do that to a man. THANKS OBAMA.
>>16770993so will china white #4, retard
>>16770961ja/ck/ is so atrocious, mayonnaise seasoning is a thing, but it isn't nearly that thick and is put all around the meat
>>16770786He might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least he is putting in the effort to figure it out, rather than just throwing his hands up saying "I don't understand technology!"
>>16771023>Be 34 at the time>Married>400 km away from parents>It's 3 fucking AM on a tuesday night>the call.jpg>THE COMPUTER ISN'T WORKING I CAN'T GO ON EXTREMETUBE HELP>Turns out it's just a windows update and he needs to wait for it to finish installing itselfMan I have hundreds of stories like that. Doesn't help that now you have to do almost everything online, including your taxes and shit.
Anybody have that clip of some ice cream dessert made with cup noodles? or the giant dorito dish ?cant seem to find them anywhere
>>16771049Not sure which ones you're referring to so here's one with both cup noodles and doritos instead
>>16771048thats grotesque, fish doesnt even look descaled
>>16771051Very nice thanks, do you know how i can find more of these?
>>16771056Here's some more, they're street food called Dorilocos I believe
>>16771370I've never had pre-eggs but I get the feeling these got ruined with poor cooking.
>>16771394Japanese autism. They always pick the most inefficient and time consuming way to do shit
>>16770810This isnt much different than vegtable oil processing.
>>16771404Pork, folded 1000 times. That's Chinese however.
>>16770993So will heroin
>>16770940That's a lot of chimps
>>16770810What the? How the fuck did people come up with this shit? And don't give me the usual hurr durr series of accidents. Figuring out how to make beer sounds simple compared to this, especially since it has had thousands of years of history behind it.This motherfucking recipe contains battery acid, how the FUCK did they figure it out?
>>16771620Chemistry? It's been a thing for some time. There are entire fields dedicated to it.
>>16771642How would a chemist figure out that if you do this, x, y and z you get a drug named cocaine?
>>16771620The locals would chew the leaves for energy, I also think they would make tea. From there it's just using chemistry to figure out how to get the good stuff out.
>>16771646Oh, cocaine? That's fairly simple. You just start at finding out that leaves of this plant give you a certain effect and then you just start simple refining from there, which improves over time. It's fairly straightforward from what I can see. If anything beer sounds way more bizzare.
>>16771654>If anything beer sounds way more bizzare.Not really, humans have likely been getting drunk off rotted fruit since we were tree rats.
>>16771620This isn't how it was always made. They discovered the effects the leaves had and then worked out how to refine it. The question isn't how the fuck did they come up with it, the question is how many peasents exploded until they worked out how to do it right.
>>16770992Maybe use a gelatin mold instead?
Sweet Sundae Ramen
>>16770786Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?
>>16769837I was hoping they were going to melt down the clear hard candy to make new clear hard candy.
>>16771685how did we figure out what berries are safe, or what mushrooms you can and can't eat?Truly the nameless chef is the most noble of our heroes.
>>16771261i was okay with it RIGHT up to the end where the stupid spic poured a half liter of V8 on
>>16773335>>16773354I am pretty sure that by the time I view these webms she has lost a fingertip.
>>16773342what the fuck is this shit
>>16773239That's corn syrup with a whiff of actual maple.t. leaf
>>16773059This was the worst /ck/ had to offer at one time, and now it just seems like a meme dessert you'd see at a pop up restaurant. Noodles with a dozen sweets crumbled on top? That'll be $40, photos are extra.
>>16773572https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cendolsoutheast asian desert
>>16769919WHAT DO YOU WANT FO BREAKFAST DONNIE
>>16769919WE'VE GOT ALL KINDS ON MUFF!NS>STRAWBERRY!>RASPBERRY>APPLE!>BA-NAAAANA.>ORANGE.>FISH.
>>16773336Nobody taught them? Maybe lack of a family structure..
>>16770752Don't play with your meat.
>>16770752Where do you get that high boiling point ketchup?
>>16770791>One race, the human race
>>16771261>>16771056Dorilocos or Tostilocos gives you results, good luck
Cupcakes are garbage, come at me
>>16770752oh wow I sure love fungus onions nigger feet!
>>16771394>all those chinese characters flying on screendid he use a special finishing move?
>>16770982>we want more than $7.50
>>16773336>>16773354Most people are deathly afraid of knives and think they'll cut their fingers off. Which ironically leads to retarded knife handling and actually hurting themselves.
>>16773478This is just depressing
>>16771051Every time I thought it can't possibly get any worse, it actually did get worse.
>>16775989>Take a bite >A gallon of sauce squirts everywhere T..thanks it's d...d...delicious
>>16770982damn, s/he must have some good fentanyl
>>16773342Take it back! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd lick the inside of your ear!
>>16773572>>16773897It's actually quite good, and sort of healthy as far as desserts go.I really miss cendol, Asians don't seem to sell it much in western countries.
isn't the jam kind of redundant? There'll be plenty of red stuff gushing from the roof of your mouth when you bite into it
>>16770982that means the vax is working
>>16776087>see "ground house" on the wrapper>look it up>it's a shitty little burger joint out of Irvine, California>their facebook page has a shitload of videos of them making this disgusting fucking "magic burger"The fuck is wrong with California? Why are they always doing stupid shit like this?
>>16776122It's the chemicals in the water supply.
>>16776087>>16776106Who the fuck would eat this? Are people just buying food so that they can take pictures of it.
>>16769919OH YOU'LL EAT EM. YOU'LL EAT EM AND LIKE EM
>>16773239nothing wrong with this
>>16772986I just saw hand-shaped cookie cutters while shopping yesterday. Jello and those would be more than sufficient for this.
>>16776122>The fuck is wrong with California? Why are they always doing stupid shit like this?A former colleague of mine moved out to CA, the San Francisco area specifically, back in 2019. Before Eric moved he was more of a conservative in viewpoints and was disgusted by trannies, gays, and that shit associated with the far left.He was back in town over the summer for a family situation and that motherfucker changed entirely.>Wife and him are in an open relationship now>He acts like a stereotypical gay man from Hollywood>He was a member of the cult of YAY SCIENCE to where he was wearing a black science man shirtMy other buddies and I were shocked at home far he is fallen. The hilarious thing is after a week back home. He was started to act more like his old self. The environment really does fuck with you.
>>16776152Pretty much that. My ex-girlfriend thought herself a social influencer on tik tok and etc. She would drag me to these outrageous places that Frankenstein rainbow puke-looking food similar to the WEBMs you quoted. Crystal would take one or MAYBE two bites, pose for a picture, and then trash the rest of the meal. In one situation in particular I lost my shit as we paid $30 per sandwich and she couldn't eat it as it was too sweet.
>>16776959Nice medium rare egg.
>>16776969>likes dry eggswhat a pleb
>>16776974wtf happened at the end?
>>16769919ISRAILEI PALISTINIAN CONFLICT MUFFINS
>>16777656It's called a drop shot
>>16776947>evaporate>not sublimatewhat fucking idiots. there's not even any water to make "vapor"
>>16777491why does she cry?
>>16778552wtf???? this actually seems super useful if it works
>>16778592god i wish i could go to korea and eat mouthfuls of fresh tender animals. i'd do it specifically to piss off obese midwest fucks and delicate west coast flowers, both.
>>16778331>water vapor is the only kind of vaporbrainlet trying to lead the stupid.
>>16778570im picking up some gay vibes from this one
>>16770231>1626930076158.webmis he drunk or does he just walk like that
>>16778582what's the problem? are you aroused and this makes you unhappy?
>>16776106>>16776097>>16776093>>16776090>>16776087>>16776085>>16776083>>16776077>someone spends a nonzero amount of time dumping these gifs because their dislike of america occupies that much of their mental processing resourceNot even chinese spies spend this much time doing that
>>16778654he had a stroke a couple years ago
>>16770982love seeing my local junkie nodding off in the subway
>>16771004FUCK SHIT GODDAMMIT HOW DO I STOP SPILLING THINGS FUCK
>>16769919This shit was so normie to me almost a decade and a half before I even perceived people as normies.
>>16778622i am a midwest fuck and i think it looks cool
>>16770982the whole documentary was supposed to be anti-cocaine among chefs, and gordon was sniffing it and tasting it
In the spirit of halloween
>>16769837Our society has become spooky.
>>16779388i hope this was supposed to be funny cause i laughed
>>16776077That's German you illiterate swine.
>>16779465Fuck Jack. That abusive asshole deserves everything that is coming his way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI
>>16773752>>16773059you think that one was bad?oh how little you know
>>16769840>>16769851This shit makes me wish I had a wife to do cute stuff with and do tea parties :((((((((
>>16776951Jack is such a fucking baffoon.
>>16779388God gives his spookiest battles to his scariest clowns
>>16771051>>16771261>>16771264No wonder the latin world has a humongous obesity pandemic lmao
>>16778331>there is water in the cream you spaz
>>16776935I could see myself making this.
>>16776969>doesn't order eggs under easyenjoy not making it
>>16778552Here's a more simpler machine. I am sure you could find a more advanced one if you search:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPBOYXQkJ2o
>>16778592thats just fucked up man
>>16779380wtf are those
>>16779516God he is such an imbecile
>>16776085>>16776083>>16776077German low class tv program
>>16776085I don't think Americans eat as much raw pork
>>16778642cum vapor isn't vapor
>>16770786>bitches in the background laugh instead of teaching him this is why the west is dying
>>16776083first time i've seen the second part
>>16778351Dunno, the cake brought back some fond childhood memories perhaps.
>>16769926>>16769953>>16770231Do Germans really?
>>16771053>he still descales his fishlaughinggirls.gif
>>16771394Do Americans really?
>>16771048why do they add sugar after the salt jej
>>16780474Jack is Italian.
>>16770786At this point, I can't even blame HIM. This is entirely the fault of his parents.
>>16771051how are you supposed to eat this? surely not with your fingers like a savage? right..?
>>16771041>using a computer, something that actually takes skill>using a FUCKING CAN OPENER INVENTED BACK WHEN SLAVERY WAS LEGALnot the same boss. Go be a cat-femboi somewhere else.
>>16777642was half expecting the potatoes to come out of the oven with soiboy faces
>>16778570>>16778582Fuck I hate faggotst. homosexual
>>16780884the first one was hilarious tbqh desuthe second one I can relate to. who doesn't hate getting their hands all greasy and icky from eating out? i do not see your reasoning behind this hatred. perhaps you should socialize more with different people to broaden your perspective on life?peace out ya'll! ^u^
>top-down camera angle>pristine lighting>quirky editing and transitions>silly and/or unique recipesIs there anything more soulless? It's like a corporate advertisement.
>>16781011>who doesn't hate getting their hands all greasy and icky from eating out?If only somebody would invent some kind of cloth or paper one could use to wipe their hands clean
>>16781021it's clearly clipped from a content farm
>>16781029>actually believing thisamerican detected
>>16773726no one caresyour country has no culture
>>16769926What video is this from? I can't find that product on his reviews
>>16781311The video bombed, so he took it down.
>>16779131i made this with that australian cheddar just nowit was good, my tummy is satisfied. maybe some broccoli in it would be good to
>>16779388i dont want to exaggerate too much but that commercial is reason enough for nuclear world war
>>16780516no he isnt
>>16779753Snails I think
>>16771646god damn this motherfucker is retarded lmao
>>16771646Natives in the area had been chewing coca leaves constantly because of its effects. Some dude was like "Shit we should see if we can break this down into something we could put ANYWHERE, like drinks!" and that kickstarted it.
>>16783764What the fuck.
>>16784051It's literally just caramel
>>16779744it's dead. It doesn't have a brain.
>>16781026what a scene jesus
>>16779473youtube is cracking down on covid anti vax stuff. jack's christian channel spreading bullshit just fyi report this shit and he will be cancelledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OXgg1UA32o&feature=emb_logo
>>16781311He got sued by the company and took it down
>>16770982aw jeez, my sister died in the spaghetti
>>16773402>half liter of V8 onit was Clamato
>>16779131why the fuck would you make roux and then add milk later? learn how to fucking cook jesus fucking christ
>>16771370this one made me feel uncomfortable
>>16771620wait until you hear about the ayahuasca brew.
>>16771051There is no way this tastes good
>>16771646Well they would know how the base components would react, then they deduce what the combined components need to react further, then they calculate, test, try and perfect.Mind you all this shit with gasoline and cement is the cheap way, because what the fuck is some brazillian supposed to do but to cut costs? But the point being that this came after they'd probably figured more professional ways to make cocain.
>>16778351Chinese Communist Party police killed her whole family.
>>16777656Tasty's shitty version of an Irish Car Bomb drink, an equally shitty drink.
>>16771001always wanted to try this fucking abomination, just to see how strange it'd taste
>>16773249anon where do you find shit like this I'm fucking crying, I'm genuinely so fucking confused right now
>>16776959no joke I went to a mom and pop diner in Kasas once and ordered "sunny side up" eggs and this is what I got, practically uncooked, runny as fuck eggs. I asked the waitress about them and she said that's how they're made in the midwest, they call them "wet" eggs
>>16779574>>16779578>chicken flavored Nyquil it hurts so good
>>16779473One of the comments says his son is married with a kid and they travel a lot and that he's actually investing his money wisely, so at least he's doing better than his shit excuse of a father
>>16781021From what I understand a lot of the recipe/cooking videos like what you described are basically just made to be clickbait, they don't expect you to cook any of the nonsense they make, they just make them for the spectacle, to get clicks.
>>16785101>>16781021It's the same reason why youtube videos will always have a guy doing the soi face on the thumbnail. Sadly it's a market that's ripe for the picking.
>>16779388That ad gave me an existential crisis and got me to swear off delivery apps and fast food the instant I saw it. Delivery apps are pure evil
>>16779397Every single time someone falls for it. Congrats, retard.
>>16779687Who are you quoting?
>>16780667>using Windows takes skilllol ok boomer/zoomer
>>16780848This shit always looks much worse than just eating the ingredients on their own.
>>16779388Jesus, that ad is unpleasant. Did they really think people would see those characters and find them appealing?
>>16781026They're fast as lightning!
>>16785475I don't get it. Do gooks think that drinking some coconut water and taking a few small bits of meat is super manly or something?
>>16785482that looks like a wine gourd
>>16785481religious retards deserve eachother IN HELL
>>16783764imagine the smell
>>16785478The normies eat it up, anon.Just like the do with that corporate artstyle that's suddenly everywhere. God, I hate that shit.
>>16785482Some of them do, yes. And she's making fun of those manchildren.
>>16771004>are you tired of this ALWAYS happening when you try to cook?
>>16770982Did she fuckin die??
>>16771048Everybody's always ragging on the Scandinavians because they eat fermented fish etc. and these fuckers get a free pass?This is some Pasi-tier cooking.
>>16785510That video makes me laugh every time.
>>16773342fuck, i miss cendol...
>>16771261How it's it hot just a giant sloppa shit with all that liquid he pours on. And those lays style chips aren't very sturdy like tortilla chips..
>>16785513Pangzai is based, eh farms food and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>16785510What the fuck is even happening thereWhy are this kids parents filming him fucking upHe was clearly going to slip on that spill and they just let him walk into it.I hate it when people have zero parental instinct.
>>16786174They have perfect parental instinct, you have to let kids fuck up on their own so they can learn. Also so you have something to laugh at.
>>16769837Finally, a cupcake for Clarkehttps://youtu.be/N-srj8gFwf0?t=55
>>16773418>>16775827She has a cut proof glove on
>>16770982nini queen dat fenny hit haaaard
>>16771001>uhmmm but bottom is way tastier sooo like UHMMM WUTS THE PROBLEM?
>>16785510>A cup for me>And one for the homies
>>16781026>+15 Social Credit Score - Minding your own business
>>16785298Someone show this bitch how to make corn fritters Jesus Christ...
>>16786525That bitch is mentally deficient so I doubt teaching her would make a difference.
>>16770810is this sensationalized? like what about the aztecs who also used it recreationally, surely they had recipes that didn't involved ghetto ass cement powder, gazoline and battery acid
>>16786876The Aztecs just chewed the fucking plants, and got not nearly as much out of it as the modern concentrated version.
>>16779578>>16779574so he ruined like $25 worth of groceries and over the counter medication, then pretended to drink it for (you)s
>>16786893ok then fucking concentrate it rtard why add the cement and all the motor oil fuel crap
>>16786976Cheap and gets you high.
>>16776077Always wanted to see the finished product
>>16771685acid base extraction of plant alkaloids is pretty much the most simple thing ever developed in chemistry. they use battery acid and gasoline because they don't have 50 gallon drums of pharmaceutical grade chemicals.
>>16786884ngl was expecting him to lose part of that fingertip
>>16781011xDD kawaiii desu UwO
>>16776947>activated charcoalwon't that make you vomit?
>>16771051qrd on all the shit she puts on it?
>>16783764one on the right became a demonic organism, kek
>>16785510>The normies eat it up, anon.no they dont, they had to take the comments off the youtube channel and the commercial reddit had to ban it cause people wouldnt stop shitposting their anger over it
>>16773239My Strange Addiction was too stupid to be real. I refuse to believe those people were not actually actors paid to say they like to eat drywall or whatever.
>>16771051>>16771261These both look like shit prisoners make with what they can get from the commissary. I guess if you're customer base is all Mexicans, you want them to feel at home.
>>16776491California can be a scary place. Although, like most states, if you stay out of the blue counties, it's pretty nice.
>>16776935Just get some fucking tortillas.
>>16786976The cement is an abrasive that helps break down the leaves. It's common to do a similar thing with betel nut. They'll mix coca leaves with lime, and then wrap it around a betel nut. The lime helps release the juices.
>>16787694No, but it will fuck with whatever medication you might be taking.
>>16770752Nice toe loaf
>>16770752Is this ke-toe?
>>16770992it's not latex if it makes a difference
>>16776935>Eat your hamburgers Apollo
>>16776940Ain't this just a pork knuckle?
>>16775989i would have an autistically fun amount of time with one of these motherfucking grills or whatever.
>>16784744That waitress could tell you're a coastie and lied to yout. Kansan
>>16785904man that's a maymay I haven't seen for a while
>>16786976Cement is used to basify the solution (you could also use lime) and gasoline is the solvent that splits the alkaloids from the fats and gunk.
>>16786174>t. tragically overbearing helicopter parent
>>16786211cut RESISTANT. It's not chainmail
>>16780667In what universe does using windows take skill? You people are idiots and a lot of you are doing it.
>>16771663Face it. He blew you the fuck out.
>>16771620Western chemists figured out how to make pure cocaine out of coca leaves. Colombians reverse-engineered the process into to ghetto-ass recipe you see here.
>>16787694No, but it will absorb a lot of stuff in your digestive tract and take it with it as it leaves. Useful when you've ingested something dangerous, but mostly it just means you lost some vitamins and might need to retake a medication.
>>16790126no, got bred crumz
>>16786976if you just blend the leaves and boil it down to concentrate or dry it up, you'll only destroy the active substancescocaine needs to be chemically separated from the rest using the substances present in cement and gasoline
>>16785513what a god
>>16769919fuck, now I feel old.
>>16773059a classic that always has me roflcopptering.