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Post your Halloweeniest /ck/ webms.

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been done before

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>> No.16769971

Never thought I'd see Cunningham Muffins referenced in 2021.
Where did the time go?

>> No.16770095

Why is that meat grey?

>> No.16770231
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its destined to win the church cookout, its freezer aged year old brisket!

>> No.16770591

What did she cover the hard candy with? Salt?

>> No.16770602

She pulverized it so that it would melt more evenly

>> No.16770731

> freezer aged year old brisket!
kek'[email protected]

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>> No.16770800

is this meth?

>> No.16770802

Did his mother fuck a chimp?

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>> No.16770940

A Brazilian

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>> No.16770961
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Jack never stood a chance, since he doesn't cheat. All cooking competitions are rigged anyway.

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That culinary genius really did just hold up a handful of raw coke and "smell" it.

>> No.16770992

>Latex infused ice cubes

>> No.16770993

$2,50 hourly wages, 29 hour shifts will do that to a man. THANKS OBAMA.

>> No.16770999

so will china white #4, retard

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ja/ck/ is so atrocious, mayonnaise seasoning is a thing, but it isn't nearly that thick and is put all around the meat

>> No.16771023

He might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least he is putting in the effort to figure it out, rather than just throwing his hands up saying "I don't understand technology!"

>> No.16771041

>Be 34 at the time
>400 km away from parents
>It's 3 fucking AM on a tuesday night
>the call.jpg
>Turns out it's just a windows update and he needs to wait for it to finish installing itself
Man I have hundreds of stories like that. Doesn't help that now you have to do almost everything online, including your taxes and shit.

>> No.16771048
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>> No.16771049

Anybody have that clip of some ice cream dessert made with cup noodles? or the giant dorito dish ?

cant seem to find them anywhere

>> No.16771051
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Not sure which ones you're referring to so here's one with both cup noodles and doritos instead

>> No.16771053

thats grotesque, fish doesnt even look descaled

>> No.16771056

Very nice thanks, do you know how i can find more of these?

>> No.16771261
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Here's some more, they're street food called Dorilocos I believe

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I've never had pre-eggs but I get the feeling these got ruined with poor cooking.

>> No.16771404

Japanese autism. They always pick the most inefficient and time consuming way to do shit

>> No.16771410

This isnt much different than vegtable oil processing.

>> No.16771413
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Pork, folded 1000 times. That's Chinese however.

>> No.16771426

So will heroin

>> No.16771439

That's a lot of chimps

>> No.16771620

What the? How the fuck did people come up with this shit? And don't give me the usual hurr durr series of accidents. Figuring out how to make beer sounds simple compared to this, especially since it has had thousands of years of history behind it.
This motherfucking recipe contains battery acid, how the FUCK did they figure it out?

>> No.16771642

Chemistry? It's been a thing for some time. There are entire fields dedicated to it.

>> No.16771646

How would a chemist figure out that if you do this, x, y and z you get a drug named cocaine?

>> No.16771653

The locals would chew the leaves for energy, I also think they would make tea. From there it's just using chemistry to figure out how to get the good stuff out.

>> No.16771654

Oh, cocaine? That's fairly simple. You just start at finding out that leaves of this plant give you a certain effect and then you just start simple refining from there, which improves over time. It's fairly straightforward from what I can see. If anything beer sounds way more bizzare.

>> No.16771663

>If anything beer sounds way more bizzare.
Not really, humans have likely been getting drunk off rotted fruit since we were tree rats.

>> No.16771685

This isn't how it was always made. They discovered the effects the leaves had and then worked out how to refine it. The question isn't how the fuck did they come up with it, the question is how many peasents exploded until they worked out how to do it right.

>> No.16772986

Maybe use a gelatin mold instead?

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Okay boomer

>> No.16773059
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Sweet Sundae Ramen

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>> No.16773306


Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

>> No.16773311

I was hoping they were going to melt down the clear hard candy to make new clear hard candy.

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>> No.16773335

how did we figure out what berries are safe, or what mushrooms you can and can't eat?
Truly the nameless chef is the most noble of our heroes.

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Simply horrifying

>> No.16773402

i was okay with it RIGHT up to the end where the stupid spic poured a half liter of V8 on

>> No.16773418

I am pretty sure that by the time I view these webms she has lost a fingertip.

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>> No.16773572

what the fuck is this shit

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>> No.16773726

That's corn syrup with a whiff of actual maple.
t. leaf

>> No.16773752

This was the worst /ck/ had to offer at one time, and now it just seems like a meme dessert you'd see at a pop up restaurant. Noodles with a dozen sweets crumbled on top? That'll be $40, photos are extra.

>> No.16773897

southeast asian desert

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>> No.16774544

Nobody taught them? Maybe lack of a family structure..

>> No.16775075

Don't play with your meat.

>> No.16775088

Where do you get that high boiling point ketchup?

>> No.16775189

>One race, the human race

>> No.16775244

nerve gas?

>> No.16775258

Dorilocos or Tostilocos gives you results, good luck

>> No.16775266

Cupcakes are garbage, come at me

>> No.16775368

oh wow I sure love fungus onions nigger feet!

>> No.16775387

>all those chinese characters flying on screen
did he use a special finishing move?

>> No.16775413

missing link

>> No.16775539

>we want more than $7.50

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>> No.16775827

Most people are deathly afraid of knives and think they'll cut their fingers off. Which ironically leads to retarded knife handling and actually hurting themselves.

>> No.16775835

This is just depressing

>> No.16775986

Every time I thought it can't possibly get any worse, it actually did get worse.

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>> No.16775995


>Take a bite
>A gallon of sauce squirts everywhere

T..thanks it's d...d...delicious

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damn, s/he must have some good fentanyl

>> No.16776016

Take it back! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd lick the inside of your ear!

>> No.16776024

It's actually quite good, and sort of healthy as far as desserts go.
I really miss cendol, Asians don't seem to sell it much in western countries.

>> No.16776035

Dump stats.

>> No.16776037

isn't the jam kind of redundant? There'll be plenty of red stuff gushing from the roof of your mouth when you bite into it

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>> No.16776058

that means the vax is working

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>> No.16776122

>see "ground house" on the wrapper
>look it up
>it's a shitty little burger joint out of Irvine, California
>their facebook page has a shitload of videos of them making this disgusting fucking "magic burger"

The fuck is wrong with California? Why are they always doing stupid shit like this?

>> No.16776126

It's the chemicals in the water supply.

>> No.16776152

Who the fuck would eat this? Are people just buying food so that they can take pictures of it.

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>> No.16776191

nothing wrong with this

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>> No.16776428

I just saw hand-shaped cookie cutters while shopping yesterday. Jello and those would be more than sufficient for this.

>> No.16776491

>The fuck is wrong with California? Why are they always doing stupid shit like this?
A former colleague of mine moved out to CA, the San Francisco area specifically, back in 2019. Before Eric moved he was more of a conservative in viewpoints and was disgusted by trannies, gays, and that shit associated with the far left.
He was back in town over the summer for a family situation and that motherfucker changed entirely.
>Wife and him are in an open relationship now
>He acts like a stereotypical gay man from Hollywood
>He was a member of the cult of YAY SCIENCE to where he was wearing a black science man shirt
My other buddies and I were shocked at home far he is fallen. The hilarious thing is after a week back home. He was started to act more like his old self.
The environment really does fuck with you.

>> No.16776502

Pretty much that. My ex-girlfriend thought herself a social influencer on tik tok and etc. She would drag me to these outrageous places that Frankenstein rainbow puke-looking food similar to the WEBMs you quoted.
Crystal would take one or MAYBE two bites, pose for a picture, and then trash the rest of the meal. In one situation in particular I lost my shit as we paid $30 per sandwich and she couldn't eat it as it was too sweet.

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>captcha jak4t

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>> No.16776969

Nice medium rare egg.

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>> No.16776980

>likes dry eggs
what a pleb

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>> No.16777656

wtf happened at the end?

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>> No.16778078


It's called a drop shot

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>not sublimate
what fucking idiots. there's not even any water to make "vapor"

>> No.16778351

why does she cry?

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>> No.16778560

wtf???? this actually seems super useful if it works

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>> No.16778622

god i wish i could go to korea and eat mouthfuls of fresh tender animals. i'd do it specifically to piss off obese midwest fucks and delicate west coast flowers, both.

>> No.16778642

>water vapor is the only kind of vapor

brainlet trying to lead the stupid.

>> No.16778649

im picking up some gay vibes from this one

>> No.16778654

is he drunk or does he just walk like that

>> No.16778659

what's the problem? are you aroused and this makes you unhappy?

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>someone spends a nonzero amount of time dumping these gifs because their dislike of america occupies that much of their mental processing resource
Not even chinese spies spend this much time doing that

>> No.16779265

he had a stroke a couple years ago

>> No.16779292

love seeing my local junkie nodding off in the subway

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>> No.16779338

This shit was so normie to me almost a decade and a half before I even perceived people as normies.

>> No.16779349

i am a midwest fuck and i think it looks cool

>> No.16779359

the whole documentary was supposed to be anti-cocaine among chefs, and gordon was sniffing it and tasting it

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In the spirit of halloween

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Our society has become spooky.

>> No.16779395

i hope this was supposed to be funny cause i laughed

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That's German you illiterate swine.

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Fuck Jack. That abusive asshole deserves everything that is coming his way.

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you think that one was bad?
oh how little you know

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part deux

>> No.16779623

This shit makes me wish I had a wife to do cute stuff with and do tea parties :((((((((

>> No.16779643

Jack is such a fucking baffoon.

>> No.16779666

God gives his spookiest battles to his scariest clowns

>> No.16779670

No wonder the latin world has a humongous obesity pandemic lmao

>> No.16779687

>there is water in the cream you spaz

>> No.16779707

I could see myself making this.

>> No.16779709

>doesn't order eggs under easy
enjoy not making it

>> No.16779736

Here's a more simpler machine. I am sure you could find a more advanced one if you search:

>> No.16779744

thats just fucked up man

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>> No.16779753

wtf are those

>> No.16779756

God he is such an imbecile

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>> No.16780090


German low class tv program

>> No.16780092

I don't think Americans eat as much raw pork

>> No.16780299

cum vapor isn't vapor

>> No.16780305

>bitches in the background laugh instead of teaching him
this is why the west is dying

>> No.16780322

Sensible chuckle

>> No.16780328

first time i've seen the second part

>> No.16780459
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Dunno, the cake brought back some fond childhood memories perhaps.

>> No.16780474

Do Germans really?

>> No.16780492

>he still descales his fish

>> No.16780497

Do Americans really?

>> No.16780509

why do they add sugar after the salt jej

>> No.16780516

Jack is Italian.

>> No.16780595

At this point, I can't even blame HIM. This is entirely the fault of his parents.

>> No.16780624

how are you supposed to eat this? surely not with your fingers like a savage? right..?

>> No.16780667

>using a computer, something that actually takes skill

not the same boss. Go be a cat-femboi somewhere else.

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>> No.16780865

was half expecting the potatoes to come out of the oven with soiboy faces

>> No.16780884

Fuck I hate faggots
t. homosexual

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>> No.16781011

the first one was hilarious tbqh desu

the second one I can relate to. who doesn't hate getting their hands all greasy and icky from eating out?

i do not see your reasoning behind this hatred. perhaps you should socialize more with different people to broaden your perspective on life?

peace out ya'll! ^u^

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>top-down camera angle
>pristine lighting
>quirky editing and transitions
>silly and/or unique recipes
Is there anything more soulless? It's like a corporate advertisement.

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>> No.16781027

good god

>> No.16781029

>who doesn't hate getting their hands all greasy and icky from eating out?
If only somebody would invent some kind of cloth or paper one could use to wipe their hands clean

>> No.16781100

it's clearly clipped from a content farm

>> No.16781154

>actually believing this
american detected

>> No.16781265

no one cares
your country has no culture

>> No.16781311

What video is this from? I can't find that product on his reviews

>> No.16781496

The video bombed, so he took it down.

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i made this with that australian cheddar just now
it was good, my tummy is satisfied. maybe some broccoli in it would be good to

>> No.16782004

i dont want to exaggerate too much but that commercial is reason enough for nuclear world war

>> No.16782334

no he isnt

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>> No.16782361

Snails I think

>> No.16782423

god damn this motherfucker is retarded lmao

>> No.16783510

Natives in the area had been chewing coca leaves constantly because of its effects. Some dude was like "Shit we should see if we can break this down into something we could put ANYWHERE, like drinks!" and that kickstarted it.

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>> No.16784051

What the fuck.

>> No.16784074

It's literally just caramel

>> No.16784085

it's dead. It doesn't have a brain.

>> No.16784115

what a scene jesus

>> No.16784120

youtube is cracking down on covid anti vax stuff. jack's christian channel spreading bullshit just fyi report this shit and he will be cancelled


>> No.16784138

He got sued by the company and took it down

>> No.16784140

aw jeez, my sister died in the spaghetti

>> No.16784145

>half liter of V8 on
it was Clamato

>> No.16784176

why the fuck would you make roux and then add milk later? learn how to fucking cook jesus fucking christ

>> No.16784202

this one made me feel uncomfortable

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>> No.16784226

sugar burns

>> No.16784236

wait until you hear about the ayahuasca brew.

>> No.16784278

There is no way this tastes good

>> No.16784325

Well they would know how the base components would react, then they deduce what the combined components need to react further, then they calculate, test, try and perfect.
Mind you all this shit with gasoline and cement is the cheap way, because what the fuck is some brazillian supposed to do but to cut costs? But the point being that this came after they'd probably figured more professional ways to make cocain.

>> No.16784404

Chinese Communist Party police killed her whole family.

>> No.16784408

Tasty's shitty version of an Irish Car Bomb drink, an equally shitty drink.

>> No.16784718

always wanted to try this fucking abomination, just to see how strange it'd taste

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anon where do you find shit like this I'm fucking crying, I'm genuinely so fucking confused right now

>> No.16784744

no joke I went to a mom and pop diner in Kasas once and ordered "sunny side up" eggs and this is what I got, practically uncooked, runny as fuck eggs. I asked the waitress about them and she said that's how they're made in the midwest, they call them "wet" eggs

>> No.16784762

>chicken flavored Nyquil
it hurts so good

>> No.16785063

One of the comments says his son is married with a kid and they travel a lot and that he's actually investing his money wisely, so at least he's doing better than his shit excuse of a father

>> No.16785101

From what I understand a lot of the recipe/cooking videos like what you described are basically just made to be clickbait, they don't expect you to cook any of the nonsense they make, they just make them for the spectacle, to get clicks.

>> No.16785121

It's the same reason why youtube videos will always have a guy doing the soi face on the thumbnail. Sadly it's a market that's ripe for the picking.

>> No.16785124

That ad gave me an existential crisis and got me to swear off delivery apps and fast food the instant I saw it. Delivery apps are pure evil

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>> No.16785314

Every single time someone falls for it. Congrats, retard.

>> No.16785317

Who are you quoting?

>> No.16785323

>using Windows takes skill
lol ok boomer/zoomer

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This shit always looks much worse than just eating the ingredients on their own.

>> No.16785478

Jesus, that ad is unpleasant. Did they really think people would see those characters and find them appealing?

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They're fast as lightning!

>> No.16785482

I don't get it. Do gooks think that drinking some coconut water and taking a few small bits of meat is super manly or something?

>> No.16785488

that looks like a wine gourd

>> No.16785492

religious retards deserve eachother IN HELL

>> No.16785505

imagine the smell

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The normies eat it up, anon.
Just like the do with that corporate artstyle that's suddenly everywhere. God, I hate that shit.

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Some of them do, yes. And she's making fun of those manchildren.

>> No.16785529

>are you tired of this ALWAYS happening when you try to cook?

>> No.16785544

Did she fuckin die??

>> No.16785581

Everybody's always ragging on the Scandinavians because they eat fermented fish etc. and these fuckers get a free pass?
This is some Pasi-tier cooking.

>> No.16785648

That video makes me laugh every time.

>> No.16785791

fuck, i miss cendol...

>> No.16785831

How it's it hot just a giant sloppa shit with all that liquid he pours on. And those lays style chips aren't very sturdy like tortilla chips..

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Pangzai is based, eh farms food and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.16786174

What the fuck is even happening there
Why are this kids parents filming him fucking up
He was clearly going to slip on that spill and they just let him walk into it.
I hate it when people have zero parental instinct.

>> No.16786181

They have perfect parental instinct, you have to let kids fuck up on their own so they can learn. Also so you have something to laugh at.

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Finally, a cupcake for Clarke

>> No.16786211

She has a cut proof glove on

>> No.16786266

nini queen dat fenny hit haaaard

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>uhmmm but bottom is way tastier sooo like UHMMM WUTS THE PROBLEM?

>> No.16786303

>A cup for me
>And one for the homies

>> No.16786329

>+15 Social Credit Score - Minding your own business

>> No.16786525

Someone show this bitch how to make corn fritters Jesus Christ...

>> No.16786612

That bitch is mentally deficient so I doubt teaching her would make a difference.

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is this sensationalized? like what about the aztecs who also used it recreationally, surely they had recipes that didn't involved ghetto ass cement powder, gazoline and battery acid

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>> No.16786893

The Aztecs just chewed the fucking plants, and got not nearly as much out of it as the modern concentrated version.

>> No.16786929

so he ruined like $25 worth of groceries and over the counter medication, then pretended to drink it for (you)s

>> No.16786976

ok then fucking concentrate it rtard why add the cement and all the motor oil fuel crap

>> No.16786998

Cheap and gets you high.

>> No.16787010

Always wanted to see the finished product

>> No.16787089

Severely underrated

>> No.16787131

acid base extraction of plant alkaloids is pretty much the most simple thing ever developed in chemistry. they use battery acid and gasoline because they don't have 50 gallon drums of pharmaceutical grade chemicals.

>> No.16787297

ngl was expecting him to lose part of that fingertip

>> No.16787596

xDD kawaiii desu UwO

>> No.16787694

>activated charcoal
won't that make you vomit?

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>> No.16788023

qrd on all the shit she puts on it?

>> No.16788084

one on the right became a demonic organism, kek

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>> No.16789078

>The normies eat it up, anon.
no they dont, they had to take the comments off the youtube channel and the commercial reddit had to ban it cause people wouldnt stop shitposting their anger over it

>> No.16789290

My Strange Addiction was too stupid to be real. I refuse to believe those people were not actually actors paid to say they like to eat drywall or whatever.

>> No.16789364

These both look like shit prisoners make with what they can get from the commissary. I guess if you're customer base is all Mexicans, you want them to feel at home.

>> No.16789435

California can be a scary place. Although, like most states, if you stay out of the blue counties, it's pretty nice.

>> No.16789443

Just get some fucking tortillas.

>> No.16789664

The cement is an abrasive that helps break down the leaves. It's common to do a similar thing with betel nut. They'll mix coca leaves with lime, and then wrap it around a betel nut. The lime helps release the juices.

>> No.16790041

No, but it will fuck with whatever medication you might be taking.

>> No.16790064

Nice toe loaf

>> No.16790126

Is this ke-toe?

>> No.16790155

>It's raw

>> No.16790180

it's not latex if it makes a difference

>> No.16790186

>Eat your hamburgers Apollo

>> No.16790226

Ain't this just a pork knuckle?

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>> No.16790355

i would have an autistically fun amount of time with one of these motherfucking grills or whatever.

>> No.16790382

That waitress could tell you're a coastie and lied to you

t. Kansan

>> No.16790443

man that's a maymay I haven't seen for a while

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>> No.16790473

Cement is used to basify the solution (you could also use lime) and gasoline is the solvent that splits the alkaloids from the fats and gunk.

>> No.16790484

>t. tragically overbearing helicopter parent

>> No.16790487

cut RESISTANT. It's not chainmail

>> No.16790503

In what universe does using windows take skill? You people are idiots and a lot of you are doing it.

>> No.16790518

Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>> No.16790522

Western chemists figured out how to make pure cocaine out of coca leaves. Colombians reverse-engineered the process into to ghetto-ass recipe you see here.

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>> No.16790888

No, but it will absorb a lot of stuff in your digestive tract and take it with it as it leaves. Useful when you've ingested something dangerous, but mostly it just means you lost some vitamins and might need to retake a medication.

>> No.16791296

no, got bred crumz

>> No.16791921

if you just blend the leaves and boil it down to concentrate or dry it up, you'll only destroy the active substances
cocaine needs to be chemically separated from the rest using the substances present in cement and gasoline

>> No.16791937

what a god

>> No.16792135

fuck, now I feel old.

>> No.16792236

a classic that always has me roflcopptering.

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