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>Ctrl+f
>No hot sauce thread in the catalog
What're we saucin, boys? For me, it's Secret Aardvark™

>> No.16770109

For me it's local made Mexican hot sauce

>> No.16770120

I prefer whole peppers

>> No.16770895

>>16769559
i really wanna fuck that cartoon girl in the ass

>> No.16770920

Grabbed a bottle of Tabasco scorpion sauce.
The sauce smelt like habanero a lot and one drop really does it.

>> No.16770929
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>What're we saucin, boys? For me, it's Secret Aardvark™

>> No.16770979

Trinidad moruga scorpion and reaper bbq

>> No.16771323

>>16769559
Just put a load of 7 pot brain strain hot sauce in my cheese and meatball sandwich and it's fucking tasty as fuck.

>> No.16771356
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>>16769559
For me, it's Tapatio. The perfect shape and size for cramming right up my ass.
Pic related, my collection of sauces I've crammed up my ass

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Name a better sauce for the caust

>> No.16771595
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>Tabasco? heh, that's cute
>*proceeds to ostentatiously open his bottle of Jack the Arse-ripper 3000 death sauce*
>starts eating
>*loudly exhaling through his nose whilst making exaggerated pained expressions and slamming the table with a closed fist*
>oh yeah, THAT'S the heckin' good stuff!

>> No.16771598

>>16769559
giga based where can I cop some Fiery Fart™?

>> No.16771615

A Chef friend of mine made a hot sauce that had too much vinegar in it, I told him he needed to change it. I can't understand vinegar in a hot sauce.

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>>16770929
>>16771356
>>16771382
>>16771595
A hot sauce Chad humiliated him in front of his gf, likte this "wow you can't really handle it? it's the lightest hot sauce ever". The hot sauce Chad fucked his gf that same day right after that. He was shitting fire with his asshole full of wounds from his life of being a anal sex addict (recieving end). So there he was shitting fire while listening to the hot sauce Chad making his gf moan. That traumatic experience caused him to break up with his gf (despite him begging her to stay) and seething at hot sauce Chads for eternity. Sad.

>> No.16771625

>>16771356
At this stage just take a rope and look for a nice tree.

>> No.16771676

Anyone who owns more than 1 bottle of hot sauce should kill themselves.

>> No.16771690

>>16771356
whoop ass?!?!?

>> No.16771708

can someone explain the hot sauce maymay to a non-american? do onionsbois just collect bottles of sauce to put on their bland food?

>> No.16771716

>>16771708
basically this:
>>16771621

>> No.16771762

Serious post:
Frank's is great hot sauce. Really does go with anything.
I also love Kan-Kun habanero hot sauce, although that is very spicy. The habenero taste is just great.
Thanks for reading.

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>>16770929 #
>>16771356 #
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>>16771595 #
>A hot sauce Chad humiliated him in front of his gf, likte this "wow you can't really handle it? it's the lightest hot sauce ever". The hot sauce Chad fucked his gf that same day right after that. He was shitting fire with his asshole full of wounds from his life of being a anal sex addict (recieving end). So there he was shitting fire while listening to the hot sauce Chad making his gf moan. That traumatic experience caused him to break up with his gf (despite him begging her to stay) and seething at hot sauce Chads for eternity. Sad.

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>>16771765
lmao, nice selfie, faggot. Just try to not fucking your own ass three times a day and maybe you too will be able to enjoy some hot sauce now and then.

>> No.16771779

>>16771762
What do you think about vinegary taste on hot sauce? I personally can't fucking understand it. I've heard people say it is for "preserving" the sauce, but fuck you I'd rather make a sauce that lasts a single day if it means it won't have a vinegary taste.

>> No.16771874

>>16771509
Literally doesn't exist. If it's not my own it's this

>> No.16771885

>>16771509

The best sauce for the casual is literally just blending up some sauce yourself to be exactly what you want.

>Perfectly adjust heat, sugar, acid, flavors
>Takes 5 minutes, maybe
>Lasts months

>> No.16771971

>>16771621
Never mind, you tried

>> No.16771978

>>16771885

Adding on, I made some quality hotsauce the other day:

15 bird's eye chilis
Ginger & Garlic
Sesame oil
Brown Sugar
White vinegar

Roasted the ginger and garlic a bit in the oil, then mixed everything in a blender and blended til smooth. Absolutely delicious, and perfect for cooking with stir fries. Will definitely make again.

My local asian place has bird's eye chilis for dirt cheap in big ass bags. I like spice but not that much, so it's a great way to use up huge quantities of chilis.

>> No.16771987

>>16771971
top kuk

>> No.16772216

I live in germany, and actually bought secret aardvark because of the /ck/ memes. fucking 10eur for a 236ml bottle... it is tasty though, really good drizzled on some 'roni 'za

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>>16771356
LMAO I've been banging this chick and her husband has an entire wall of their kitchen absolutely covered in hot sauce bottles

>> No.16772317

>>16770895
it would burn your peanus wenus into a crisp!

>> No.16772376

>>16771595
>Arse
I hate the British so much it's unreal.

>> No.16772522

Brapatio

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>>16772376
>spelling wrong therefore me = mad

>> No.16772713

>wife having string of bullz
>in chastity for months at a time
>wife pegs me for prostate orgasms once a week
>completely immasculated
>find solace in hot sauce community
>a place where cucks can remain their masculinity by eating sauce.hotter then other cucks

Saved my life bros

>> No.16772730

>>16772696
gem

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>>16771382
>it's not a real hot sauce unless the label has skulls, shits, swears, or tits

>> No.16773136

>>16771708
It's a "safe" kind of masculinity, like being over interested in craft beers.

>> No.16773197

>>16772713
hot

>> No.16773420

>>16771708
it's soyposting. whenever a soyposter sees someone enjoying something he doesn't like he must post what he'll look like in 4-5 years. anything else is overthinking
t. really only uses tabasco

>> No.16774417

>>16772312
What a coincidence, I too have been fucking a woman whoms husband also collects hot sauce and is always on his Nintendo switch

>> No.16775020

>>16773136
That's the best way to describe it

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>>16774417
Interesting, since a woman I have been involved with sexually just mentioned that the wall of hot sauce in her kitchen was actually her husband's.

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>>16773420
I never really got why the hot sauce guy even gets as much reposting as it does. Is he even related to hot sauce? Reverse image search just goes to archives and meme repositories.

Like I know he's doing an awkward, exaggerated, open-mouth smile. Out of all the shit that's been posted in time I've been here, that just doesn't register any deep feelings in me. I do not know what response the person posting it intends to get out of it.
Beyond a lot of people taking pictures with open mouths as a fad or something, I don't see what there is to read into it.

Pic kind of related, though I at least know why it was posted in the first place (spambot fodder).

>> No.16775227

>>16775137
Hot sauce, like IPA/craft beer, is what soys pretend to be connoisseurs of to give themselves a false sense of personality and masculinity. This is also why they grow beards.

>> No.16775234

>>16775227
This is what people say when they're too young to know beards have been inordinately trendy for a full 20 years now.

>> No.16775242

>>16771356
That's almost as bad as my collection. Except i don't have a huge flaming homosexual shelf unit, no space for it.

>> No.16775243

>>16775227
Eh, I think those are more just things that are trendy in a superficial way, so people who inevitably do have a a false sense of personality and masculinity are likely to have it, and the association sticks.

Unless there are similar markers for people who have a "real" sense of personality and masculinity, I just chalk it up to contrarianism and cringe to the boringly normal ways most people express themselves.

>> No.16775247

>>16769559
my mom grows habaneros and jalapenos so I pickle them and make them into a hot sauce to store them.

>> No.16775251

>>16775234
for full 20 millenia more like

>> No.16775253

>>16775234
I'm referring exclusively to soys, though.

>> No.16775636

>>16772376
>I hate the British so much it's unreal.
Yet you still speak our language freely, even if you completely bastardise it.

>> No.16775661

I live in a hipster area right now, and I haven't seen secret aardvark anywhere for sale. What gives, /ck/?

>> No.16775665

>>16769559

hot sauce is worthless

>> No.16775766

>>16775636
>Nigel talking about his bastard language being bastardized
>Nigel who's country decided to stop using R's to appear trendy and sophisticated a mere 200 years ago
>a country that can't cook and eats imported Indian food as their favorite meal
lel

>> No.16775770

>>16775636
"Your" language was bastardised long ago. It's your language like a rape baby is still it's mothers baby.

>> No.16776242

>>16775766
>the 'English have one accent, le curry is national dish' meme claims another potato-brained victim
Oof, that's a cringe from me

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>>16775770
>Language was influenced by another language therefore = not a language, this has never happened before to any other languages

>> No.16776985

I was at the bar of an Applebee's last night, this woman came up to me with a bag of hot sauces and asked if I would buy it for $25. I talked her down to $15. Later on at a TGI Fridays I showed them to a man and he offered me $30 for the hot sauce bag. I sold it to him.

>> No.16777018

>>16775227
t. Manlet who can't grow a beard and has a 400+ folder of soyjaks

>> No.16777029

>>16771779
Because I like the taste of vinegar.
Faggot.