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16756244 No.16756244 [Reply] [Original]

Why Isn't alcohol in chewing gum form available

>> No.16756250

try pickling sticks of gum in a jar of vodka

>> No.16756253

>>16756244
You ZOOMIES are so fucking stupid. If I thought of this I would fucking make it and eventually see if I can sell it. But you zoomies live in this "trapped" one track mindset. Fucking retards.

>> No.16756260

>>16756244
whats the point? even if its 190 proof the amount is so tiny you dont get shit.

>> No.16756859

>>16756244
Did powdered alcohol ever get approved by the FDA? That might be your answer

>> No.16756940
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>>16756244
You small minded fuck.
The real question is why the fuck isn't there alcohol in pill form?

>> No.16757291

>>16756244
The FDA does not appreciate easier ways to ingest any sort of recreational drug, including caffeine. Also, to market this sort of product, you need to figure out a consistent and "reasonable" serving size, which is subject to legal action against you when some kid eats 3 packs of Old Grandad

>> No.16757709

>>16756859
Palcohol is like a light beer in terms of alcohol though, its shit.

>> No.16757722

>>16756244
because alcohol is a solvent and it really wants to be a liquid

>> No.16758111

>>16756244
this guy is setting himself up for some weird ass medical problems in the future

>> No.16758120

>>16756940
>why the fuck isn't there alcohol in pill form?
Molly?

>> No.16758189

>>16756940
Doxylamine succinate

>> No.16758196

>>16756244
Bottom / Top

>> No.16758256

You mean xanax?

>> No.16758725

>>16758120
>>16758189
>Drugs
No. I mean actual alcohol in a decently sized capsule that dissolves in the stomach.
Alcohol tastes like shit. 90% of people only drink it to get drunk. A pill would be better

>> No.16758731

Bot thread

>> No.16758883

>>16758256
Can you get hard on xanax?

>> No.16758885

>>16758725
Xkcdbeercomic.png

>> No.16758889

>>16758883
You get semi. Don't recommend.

>> No.16760797
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>>16756244
This is the closest you're going to get.
http://spiritedmatters.com/2019/10/glenlivet-capsule-collection

>> No.16760847

>>16756859
By weight it's mostly dextrose. Think about how many shots it takes to get hammered. You'd walk around looking like you're carrying a small bag of sugar, and that point why bother?

>> No.16760870

>>16756244
I don't know if alcohol in chewing gum is a good idea because this one time I was drinking a bit too much and the gum was making me get fucked up or something and I didn't know if it was all the alcohol or my nerves and stress because it was one of the few nights I got called and it was really bad timing as well. I ended up having to have someone call me to from call to from me from the other guy's phone and I ended up having to make a scene in my home office but it was really bad timing so I don't know if this will happen again.

That is exactly how I feel. I'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor that night (not necessarily a huge factor, but it was involved). I don't know if I'll ever call someone because I've only done this one time. So far, it's been pretty successful. I got off the phone, took the phone to my bed, and put my head on my pillow while they were making the call. My eyes closed, and I fell asleep with my head on my pillow and phone in my lap. I woke up after the call, but I was still in that state. I knew it was time to pick up the phone again to take the call so I just went back to sleep. When I went back to sleep, I felt a little bit guilty.

I am NEVER chewing gum and drinking alcholcahol EVER AGAIN.

>> No.16760881

>>16760870
>call me to from call to from me from the other guy
I feel like I just had a stroke trying to read this

>> No.16760889

>>16760881
this is what happens when I try to post on /ck/ and chew a liquid at the same time

>> No.16760914

>>16760870
>I am NEVER chewing gum and drinking alcholcahol EVER AGAIN.
>>16760889
>post on /ck/ and chew a liquid at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjEL_5OvXpY

>> No.16760992

>>16756244
sounds like a bad idea

>> No.16761004

>>16757709
Works great on a long backpacking trip, yo.