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I WANT TO EAT THE SWEETEST, most unhealthy, diabetes inducing, most caloric dessert that there is. Any suggestions?
>>16754281sugar, in water
probably one of those towering ice cream monstrosities with bacon and tons of syrup etc.
>>16754281deep fried cheesecake.
Donuts maybe?Sugar, fried, dough. It's the best of every world.
>>16754303Oh good idea. Fried cheesecake with some sort of sugary dipping sauce.
Hong Kong style French toastTake 3 slices of the thickest, most heavily processed white bread you can findYour choice of sweet bread paste, like peanut butter, Nutella, jelly, etc2 or 3 eggsCondensed milk and butterVegetable oilBasically make a triple decker sandwich of whatever fillings you decide, make sure they stick togetherCut off the crusts (this is important, they'll turn to shit once we fry it)Whisk the eggs, coat the sandwich with the eggs, enough to just evenly coat everything, don't soak itIn a pan, heat up at least an inch of vegetable oilOnce hot, fry it up; start with the edges of the sandwich in order to seal it shut, for a few seconds each. Then fry the rest of it, one half at a time, probably like 30 seconds - a minute each sideDrizzle with condensed syrup and top with a slice of butterWa la
>>16754303>deep fried cheesecake.Amateur>>16754281Deep fried chocolate lava cake
>>16754281try any indian sweet like Galub jamun, Jalebi or ladoosIt's basically sugar, butter, more sugar, wheat, and sugar
>>16754281>>16754347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x9mmOndQz4My teeth physically hurt watching this
Pound for pound isn't the "worst" or most calorically dense thing just straight sugar?I think a pound of jolly ranchers would be much worse for you than a pound of any cake.So, buy a bag of jolly ranchers.
>>16754403>Pound for pound isn't the "worst" or most calorically dense thing just straight sugar?No, fat is most calorically dense. Protein and carbs have 4 calories per gram, fat has 9.
Probably some kind of bastard amalgamation from instagram that's like a nutella stuffed skillet cookie with candy and whipped cream and fudge, etc.
>>16754352>>16754347Good lord, that oreo shake when converted is 63 teaspoons of sugar63 YOU DIABETIC AMERICANS
this pie from costco is 8000 calories
>>16754281Strawberrys and hot pink panties.
>>16754473Your supposed to portion and share it instead eating the whole thing at one time like a big fat piggo.
>>16754281Look up crack pie. Pretty obscene and delicious
>>16754493can't leave humanity behind with recommended portions.
>>16754281Chocolate peanut butter cheesecake. I made on one time and it had something like 15000 calories in total for ~7" inch cake.
>>16754281Cracker Barrel Apple Dumpling"When Men’s Health contributor Sarah Jacobsson Purewal sat down for a family meal at Cracker Barrel, she was shocked when she used the My Fitness Pal app to check the nutrition stats for CB’s Baked Apple Dumplin.According to My Fitness Pal, this dish packs 3,229 calories. Yes, 3,229!"Cracker Barrel themselves state,Is nutritional information available for your menu items?"Here at Cracker Barrel, we pride ourselves on using recipes and ingredients that are genuine and of the highest quality available. We strive to prepare and present these food items to you in a way that upholds those authentic traditions of days gone by. Cracker Barrel certainly understands the health-conscious concerns that some of our guests have. While we are currently unable to provide exact calorie or fat content information for our entire menu, the following choices may help you in your selection. You can get very specific nutritional information on some select dishes at both weightwatchers.com and healthydiningfinder.com"
>>16754347Came in here to say shake with real ice cream. Most people are flabbergasted when they find out for the first time how calorically dense these are.
>>16754281To get the sweetest, most caloric thing, you're looking to max out pure fat while keeping enough sweetener to taste sugary. You could just stir sucralose into oil, but webm related is a good candidate for an actual recipe.
>>16755024Gay =/= Sweet
Brandy butter is just fat, sugar, and booze. It's about 600 calories / 100g.
>>16754291The Edgar special
>>16754352alexander was right about the brits
>>16754281high fructose corn syrup and butter.
>>16754427as if anybody goes to baskin robbins
>>16754300NGL, looks breddy gud
>>16754473Those costco pies are huge, like 12" diameter and weigh close to 4 pounds.
>>16755070They weigh 4.38 pounds.
>>16754427aktuallee it's 79.35
>>16755074>4.38That's close to 4.
>>16755082Way to split hairs, bud.
>>16754347Fucking hell, and just the other day I was reading a dozen page long piece on what a huge, unsolvable mystery the obesity epidemic was.
>>16755131>unsolvableIt is solvable if we gave people the right advice. Same with diabetes, fatty liver, cvd, most cancers, etc
>>16755070you can't eat a four pound pie? are you a woman?
Do Amerifats really?
>>16755759Giving people advice does nothing if they have no incentive to follow it.It's not like anyone is forced to be a fatass, even nowadays. It's just that weak willpower is common.
>>16755937Euroean pro cyclists in the tdf consume literal sugar water and sugar gels for weeks on end yet have no health issues or diabetes. Why is it that only Americans have issues with sugar?
>>16754347>263g of sugarImpressive, but can you do better? Any "dessert" that goes over 300?
>>16755948The average yuro is not a pro cyclist
>>16755759>>16755944By the way, the solution to all of those issues is long term fastingSnake diet
>>16754281>Not making your own dessertYou are on /ck/ anon, why don't you get off your ass and make a supreme dessert. Do a chess cake, top it fruit butter cream, and walnut caramel sauce. It's frankly simple, calorically dense, and you can make it as disgusting sweet as you want.
>>16754291>no fat content
>>16755948>pro cyclistsinb4 this becomes a toilet-posting thread
A stick of butter dusted with powdered sugar
>>16754300fucking hell, I got the beetus just from watching that
>>16757059retard level image
>>16754281Vasherin - layers of chocolate pudding and meringue covered in whipped cream. It would be impossible to swallow a bite without the whipped cream.