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Mormom-Omnomom: An LDS Food How-To Guide: Part I, Funeral Potatoes

Hello, everyone. My name is John, and I'm very happy to be sharing some of my experience with /ck/ tonight.

Today on /ck/, I will be showing you all a step-by-step guide to making the classic Mormon dish, 'Funeral Potatoes'

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You will need:

- ~5lbs of potatoes (roughly pic rel)
- one-half of a stick of butter
- half cup of chopped onion
- 1 cup sour cream
- half cup milk
- quarter cup cubed ham
- 2 tablespoon of garlic
- 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups crushed corn flakes
- 4 slices bread
- barbecue sauce to taste

- a large frying pan or cooker. I use a lidded electrical type one, which I recommend
- a knife
- a stirring implement, like a big wooden spoon

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Start by cleaning the exterior of your potatoes of any dirt and grime, then slicing them into round layers of roughly 5mm thickness each and gently placing them down into the bottom of your cooking pan.

Next, add the entirety of your stick of butter, milk, and sour cream on top.

Allow the cooking surface to heat up to it's maximum setting or heat and allow the latter ingredients to melt in the pan.

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Continue heap layers of sliced potato onto the base layer in the pan from the previous step. Interspersing the layers with modest lashings from your reserves of ham, garlic, and cheese.

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Once you've gotten through the last on the chopped potatoes, throw in the last of your ham, garlic, onions.

Next, gently place your four slices on bread on top of the even pile, and directly pour all the remaining ingredients (salt, sauce, crushed cornflakes) over the top of the bread.

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Cover the entirety of the dish with the lid of the cooker for twenty minutes and let it cook at maximum settings.

When done, the results should look like pic rel. The potatoes will be throughly cooked, but still slightly firm. The ham will be well fried by the effect of the hot milk and butter, and the uppermost layer of bread and crushed cornflakes will be crispy with a mild salty-barbecue flavour from the sauce.

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After the duration of the twenty minutes, prod with the wooden spoon to confirm cookedness - and if ready, remove the Funeral Potatoes from the cooking vessel and into a serving/storage container.

Then start making the next batch, but with sweet potatoes next time for some variety.

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You can contently enjoy your Funeral Potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next few days, as this recipe will last an individual for roughly twelve full meals.

But member, before eating, make sure you silently, but earnestly, pray in grateful contemplation of the meal you are about to eat, and/or verbally affirm the statement "Thank you, Funeral Potatoes" out loud. If you enjoyed learning how to make Funeral Potatoes, you can also send to me an optional donation via www.paypal.com/ paypalme/ johndavidcard

>> No.16754375

Since when are funeral potatoes Mormon?

>> No.16754402

>>16753322
Ah... the guy that looks like a young Joaquin Pheonix in Joker, does your mother enjoy these potatoes?

>> No.16754412

>>16753322
pretty

>> No.16754435

>>16753322
Frodo, your food looks delicious, but this will not last a full sized man for 12 full meals.
Please ammend your recipe for us non hobbits.

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>>16754435
Just eat it directly out of the frying pan, and anytime the fullness of the cooker starts to dip, cenobite a few yams up and just throw 'em on top.
Infinite funeral potatoes.

>> No.16754496

Since when do people repost on 4chan? seems pretty gay desu

>> No.16754544

>>16753289
This thread was already posted like a month ago. Nice try faggot

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>>16753289
>>16754496
>>16754544
I'm thinking OP is mentally ill.

>> No.16755427

>>16754550
I'm thinking you are

>> No.16755478

>>16754550
yeah but it gets (you)'s every fucking time.

>> No.16755490

>>16755478
half the thread is op lol this is just some tourists dumb attempt at forcing a meme. they tried to do the same shit on /fa/ as well.

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>>16755427
I'm thinking

>> No.16755655

Mormons really irritate me.

>> No.16755666

Jesus you dumb Mormon stop posting this, also you put corn flakes on top not bread, are you an apostate or something? I