What's so fucking funny?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:46:24 2021 No.16751970 [Reply] [Original]

What's so fucking funny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:48:24 2021 No.16751974 >>16751970 Your dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:48:59 2021 No.16751977 Your drinking her titty milk nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:49:34 2021 No.16751978 >>16751970 She's laughing because you're buying her sub-par, fermented teat excretions, and in return she gets free food, an easy life, and daily nipple massages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:51:50 2021 No.16751982 >>16751970 You don’t get it. It’s a French pun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:52:14 2021 No.16751984 >>16751970 cow jizz

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:52:48 2021 No.16751985 >MOOOWOOOAA HAAAWWW HAWWW HAWW

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:53:28 2021 No.16751990

The French love dairy products, and think of them as a matter of national pride. Most people assume they're really snooty and just eat expensive stinky cheeses, but in reality they like all kinds of dairy, and eat a shit ton of yogurt and bland kiddie cheese like Laughing Cow. It's a nostalgia thing from when most of the country was rural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:54:41 2021 No.16751992 >>16751985 >MOOOOOOO AAAHHHAAHAHHA MOOOOO >wheezes >UH EH HEH HEHEH AAAAAA MMOOOOOOO >chews cud >AHAHAHA MOOOOOOOO MOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:37:26 2021 No.16752097 File: 61 KB, 622x650, the laughing cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:39:27 2021 No.16752112 >>16752097 cum n get ur milk suga!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:17:08 2021 No.16752190 File: 341 KB, 622x650, sus cow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752097

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:17:11 2021 No.16752191 File: 109 KB, 609x650, tumblr_ozfrrfuwox1rnf1j0o1_640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me? It's this cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:19:52 2021 No.16752194 File: 1.08 MB, 1120x656, china bull.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751970 cow is superior to man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:31:50 2021 No.16752212 >>16752190 amorgos

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:38:05 2021 No.16752224 Imagine opening the door to a dark room and seeing the head of that cow just floating there laughing like that. Kind of funny but if it really happened that'd be me. I'd be done just like that. There's no coming back from that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:47:16 2021 No.16752237 >>16752191 why do they have to make them sexy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:51:18 2021 No.16752245 >>16752191 goth slut cow!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:53:08 2021 No.16752247 >>16751992 Had to add this one LICKS SALT BLOCKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:53:37 2021 No.16752249 >>16752194 He starts mopping haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:54:08 2021 No.16752252 >>16752237 To give you boners and buy their products

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:55:16 2021 No.16752254 >>16752191 >will this help us sell milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:56:37 2021 No.16752257 >>16752254 Throw in msg and sugar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:57:37 2021 No.16752261 A few minutes to Mission Impossible on MeTV.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:00:44 2021 No.16752268 >>16752252 well I guess it certainly worked on me. if I had that brand where I lived I would be splattering that little bovine bimbo on the daily with some milk of my own

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:02:43 2021 No.16752273 >>16751970 Do they sell these from the fridge in your country? They do in mine but I went to Morocco and they just have them on the shelf, it's pretty hot there but the cheese was the same as normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:06:19 2021 No.16752280 >>16751970 your one rep max

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:10:26 2021 No.16752288 >>16752261 sir, this is a /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:17:48 2021 No.16752302 >>16751978 >and in return she gets free food, an easy life, and daily nipple massages. Stomach window, shitty wheat by product, child killed immediately and force impregnated relatively and painful milk extraction

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:24:20 2021 No.16752314 >>16752302 You ever get milked by one of those milking machines? You wouldn't be saying it was a painful extraction after long my guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:24:45 2021 No.16752316 >>16751970 Ur dad lol

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:27:55 2021 No.16752322

>>16752314
Human milking machines do hurt a little, but cow milking machines are like an octopus. Its a common misconception that horses and cows are less sensitive that humans to physical stimuli. In the case of horses they're actually more sensitive in key areas. I imagine its the sane for cows

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:35:12 2021 No.16752338 >>16752097 ffs who does this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:40:36 2021 No.16752349 File: 963 KB, 808x906, 0-100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I always hated these commercials

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:42:01 2021 No.16752354 File: 1.48 MB, 250x188, 1632252529418.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752349 wtf this image is a trip

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:46:13 2021 No.16752358 File: 45 KB, 640x478, White_Squirrel-Whitey_Deck-Brevard_NC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752268 kinky and hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:49:44 2021 No.16752363 >>16752322 Cows are begging to be milked by morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:51:05 2021 No.16752366 File: 8 KB, 300x163, videodrome-cassette.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752302 Stomach window? Check out Videodrome. I rented it for Halloween some years back and everyone freaked out and couldn't watch it the pussys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:53:10 2021 No.16752369 >>16752194 it only charged him again because he fell down

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 05:02:20 2021 No.16752501 >>16752338 if it exists, there is porn of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 05:07:56 2021 No.16752514 >>16752237 >>16752254 sex sells

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 06:34:36 2021 No.16752667 >>16751970 Prions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 07:40:13 2021 No.16752780 >>16752254 >sell milk?

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 08:55:09 2021 No.16752905
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>>16752302
>Stomach window
holy shit I knew that factory farmed cows are treated like shit but I didn't know about this until now. That's just weird and wrong. I want to erase those google images from my mind. This is some irl Cronenberg level shit right here.

>>16752191
I see your sexy goth cow and raise you a hipster cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 09:03:16 2021 No.16752928 >>16751970 Recursion

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 09:48:41 2021 No.16753031 >>16752254 It literally does

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:31:06 2021 No.16753146 >le vash kiri :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:33:55 2021 No.16753156 >>16751970 The Cows laughing at me because I bought a package of them at Walmart then went to Publix and they were bogo so were 3 other items I got at Walmart

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:41:40 2021 No.16753173 File: 343 KB, 1000x1000, 1542249786783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751982 I suppose that's better than a fren punch

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 11:50:33 2021 No.16753340

>>16752194
These sort of things tear on my sanity. The door is open, go inside to safety, go inside, GO INSIDE, GOOO INSIDEEEE. You survived getting gored and could walk away from it and you start fucking with a broom next to an open door?
He better been insane and high on something disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 11:54:51 2021 No.16753353 File: 343 KB, 480x480, bury pink cow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16753340 Maybe getting his insides turned to paste affected his ability to stand and walk.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 11:59:55 2021 No.16753362

>>16753353
I don't buy it. You don't immediately stand up and manage to get on higher elevation without being able to take a few more steps into the doorway. He could very well have his insides churned but if adrenaline gets you that far you sure as hell can manage the last bit too. Just falling inside would be enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 12:14:09 2021 No.16753418 >>16753362 I've worked ER and ICU for over a decade. But I'm sure you know better from your studies of gore threads on /pol/. You dumb fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 12:39:09 2021 No.16753509 >>16753418 I do believe you worked in Erroneous Retards and Intellectual Cunts United for over a decade. It clearly left a mark in your posts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 13:34:43 2021 No.16753733 >>16753418 So what about getting your insides destroyed makes you able to grab a broom and take several steps before stumbling, but not take the same number of steps or less to get inside?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 15:42:22 2021 No.16754174 File: 29 KB, 759x800, 1616404588892.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751970 >LA VACHE QUI RIT HON HON

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 15:43:25 2021 No.16754176 File: 91 KB, 1200x594, 554786186bb3f78f7d33ba2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751970

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 15:51:53 2021 No.16754197 File: 33 KB, 375x408, 1628333040820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16753173

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 15:52:54 2021 No.16754200 >>16754174 Anywhere else besides CE Europe does it sell as Kiri?

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:17:00 2021 No.16754272

>>16751970
french fag here

To understand why this cow laughs, you have to look back to the beginning of the 20th century.

In 1865, a certain Jules Bel had settled his family in the Jura and produced Comté there.

During the First World War, Léon Bel, his son, was enrolled in a division dedicated to supplying soldiers with meat. To boost the morale of the troops, these canteen units launched a mascot competition. That of Léon Bel chooses a laughing cow drawn by Benjamin Rabier, the creator of a little character very well known at the time, Gédéon the Duck.

The cow, of a brownish color, was baptized the “wachkyrie”, snub to the German Valkyries.

After his demobilization at the end of the war, Léon Bel took over the family activity. In 1921, looking for a name for his processed cheese, he remembered this emblematic name, registered the La vache qui rit brand and designed a standing cow, taking inspiration from Rabier's. But the poor quality of the illustration forced him to reconnect with Rabier to redesign his product. This one takes its original design and affixes it in addition to earrings.

Léon Bel buys the rights for a thousand francs at the time (around € 1,035 today).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:39:29 2021 No.16754774 File: 168 KB, 1500x998, 1365385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754200 >Kiri Kiri is another product, closer to philadelphia in taste

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:36:58 2021 No.16755020

>>16752905
>holy shit I knew that factory farmed cows are treated like shit but I didn't know about this until now. That's just weird and wrong. I want to erase those google images from my mind. This is some irl Cronenberg level shit right here.

It's not some common thing for farm animals. It's a medical study by vets at a university. Lot of a cows digestion is done by bacterial cultures in the gut and having a window into it lets them study the contents, or take some stuff from one animals stomach and put it into another one. To better understand what makes them thrive. From this kind of thing comes the science behind probiotic drenches which you can give even the most happy free ranging cow around a squirt down the throat to help it through times of stress i.e when it's just been weaned off milk, or if there's a drought and you are forced to add different feeds to it's diet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:50:58 2021 No.16755091 >>16752224 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:56:44 2021 No.16755113 >>16753418 You’re probably some faggy phlebotomist. >muh /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 20:05:34 2021 No.16755144 >>16751970 your 1 rep max

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 20:05:35 2021 No.16755145 File: 141 KB, 1024x740, redditfilenmam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751970 >What's so fucking funny? Heading out to torp some Atlantic convoys. HORRIDO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 20:17:13 2021 No.16755202 >>16752194 what a bully

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 06:28:35 2021 No.16756918 Milge

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:25:02 2021 No.16757169 >>16752366 >>16752905 >>16752302 https://www.thelantern.com/2003/12/cows-not-cruel/ >While the procedure may sound like a form of cruel and unusual punishment, the process doesn’t really hurt the cows. You guys sound like fearful children

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:26:04 2021 No.16757176 >>16752190 Amoogus

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:47:08 2021 No.16757241
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>>16751970
The creator of the brand was a WWI conscript and his unit named a supplying train wagon after a pun "Vache qui rit" to mock the german Valkyrie. After the war he used that pun to name his brand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:05:29 2021 No.16757296 >>16757241 Pretty based

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:32:45 2021 No.16757369 >>16751970 She's a cow. She doens't know fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:03:53 2021 No.16757598 >>16757169 >the process doesn’t really hurt the cows. How do they know this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:05:01 2021 No.16757604 >>16753353 That is one huge ballsack. First one I've seen with horns, too. In humans, anyways...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:07:31 2021 No.16757610 >>16752349 >that image I don't get it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:14:06 2021 No.16757625 >>16753340 It's not in the bug's programming to do that, nor was it in the bugs' that closed the door on him. Social credit score go down, retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:16:36 2021 No.16757632 >>16754272 Whatever lol, poorly explained. Didn't learn anything >>16757241 Fucking based. Thanks for actually explaining it. Pretty great pun, if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:16:37 2021 No.16757633 >>16757598 because pain is easy to detect in the blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:19:24 2021 No.16757651 >>16753733 The fella might have been a bit dazed, anon. >>16754272 >>16755145 >>16757241 Funny how things turn out, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 17:11:28 2021 No.16758971 >>16753418 gore threads are on /gif/ not /pol/ you fucking tourist

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 18:04:10 2021 No.16759135 >>16752349 based incomprehensible fluffy edit poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 19:49:52 2021 No.16759583 File: 32 KB, 475x300, woah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16753418

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 19:57:27 2021 No.16759609 >>16757604 LMFAO

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:42:48 2021 No.16760683

The Laughing Cow is red and white and jovial, and is almost always depicted wearing ear tags that look like the round boxes the cheese comes in (an example of the Droste effect). On April 16, 1921, Léon Bel[4] trademarked his brand, called La Vache qui rit, in France. In the trademark, the cow is said to have 'a hilarious expression'. Bel had made the original drawing himself, after seeing a travelling meat wagon during World War I called "La Wachkyrie", a play on the word for Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:47:08 2021 No.16760700 >>16751970 It's a red heifer. As in the the talmudic red heifer goyim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:05:24 2021 No.16760784 >>16753733 Dunno, should have asked your mum while I was still railing her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:12:59 2021 No.16760813 >>16755020 Oh it's for science so it's okay no go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:48:34 2021 No.16760953 >>16751970 Chortling Bovine is the best snacking cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 01:05:27 2021 No.16761018 File: 63 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751970 Fockin...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 02:39:52 2021 No.16761236 >>16757169 yeah sure it doesnt hurt the cows, its still a ridiculous and inhumane procedure. Im sure I could have one of my hands removed painlessly, that doesnt make it not ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 03:30:08 2021 No.16761357 >>16761236 Technically the pain you cause is relieved at the point of your payoff, and pain relief is akin to pleasure. It's an interesting baseline to choose.

Anonymous Wed Sep 29 03:37:52 2021 No.16761371

>>16761357
Yeah, but you will not have fucking hands for the rest of your life which on the harm scale not even comparable to that pain relief pleasure.
Small relief for a short period of time <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< harm for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 03:57:24 2021 No.16761406 >>16751970 The people who buy that brand of cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 04:39:57 2021 No.16761462 >>16754272 >a thousand francs eighty years ago is a thousand euros now Frenchfags stay mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 04:55:41 2021 No.16761492 >>16761462 you really went out of your way to be a little bitch

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