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16751282 No.16751282[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>pull up to mcdonalds drive thru window
>put on handbrake
>turn off engine
>calmly explain to worker that you will not be moving your car until you are handed a free big mac

>> No.16751291

>>16751282
Okay now THIS is based

>> No.16751298

>pull up to OP
>put on handbrake
>turn off engine
>call him a fag

>> No.16751302

>>16751282
holy mother of basedola

>> No.16751313

I think they'd give it to you. A big mac isn't worth dealing with the ensuing drive through backlog

>> No.16751324

>>16751282
>big Mac enters your car
>where we going bro?

>> No.16751330

>one free big mac

That's it?

>> No.16751354
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16751354

>>16751282
I've seen shit like this happen, usually at Bird Kang.
It always ends in the cops getting called, saw a belligerent meth ghoul get a good nightsticking once and it almost made the wait worth it.

>> No.16751379

>take photo
>print multiple copies
>stick around entrance to the drive thru and front of store with message
>"this man is attempting to passively steal from us, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause in getting you your food"

>> No.16751507

>>16751324
>we’re going back to my place
>you’d got an unsatisfied wife to pleasure, Mac
>hope you don’t mind me furiously tugging my thin 4.85” dinklet while staring at your impossibly girthy silverback megadong as you introduce my wife to realms of pleasures she formerly thought were impossible

>> No.16751515

>>16751379
>a McDonald’s simp
Kek what’s with Americans and their obsession with defending corporate interests? Like that guy who is going to life in prison because he decided to bring a gun to protect a car dealership or some shit from protesters.

You guys are 100% golems

>> No.16751629

>>16751515
*grabs you by the throat*
Back the frick off??

>> No.16753081

>>16751629
*diapers in fries*

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16753112

>>16751282
>pull up to mcdonalds drive thru window
>put car in park
>rev engine with pedal to the floor
>loudly shout at worker that you will not be moving your car until you are handed a free Whopper with cheese

>> No.16753158

>>16751282

>Here's your spit burger, free of charge

Congrats I guess?