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How often do you grocery shop?

>> No.16751242

Like all the time. They call me Shoppy

>> No.16751245
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16751245

i'm grocery shopping right now

>> No.16751246

every day if there were peaches like that

>> No.16751248

>>16751245
walmart isn't a grocery store.

>> No.16751255

>>16751238
disgusting whore ass cheeks just slapping around dropping stds everywhere

>> No.16751258

>>16751255
even on the fucking fruit!

>> No.16751263
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>>16751245
>cheetos mac n cheese

>> No.16751265

those back pockets are now non-functional.

>> No.16751267

>>16751248
but i'm grocery shopping
tis a grocery store
are you interested in this pointless philosophical debate?

>> No.16751272

>>16751245
What flavor of Barq's is that?

>> No.16751285

>>16751245
Lmao yeah thank god you’re getting diet soda

>> No.16751292

>>16751238
How did she get past the jesters dressed like that?

>> No.16751294

>>16751238
It depends. I usually have to go to the store at least once a week, sometimes more often. I don't like to keep too much extra food stocked aside from certain specific bulk items. I only buy eggs a dozen at a time, for instance.

>> No.16751296

>>16751285
one of us is keto, one of us crams herself with as much carbs as she can get her hands on

>> No.16751305

>>16751255
hot
I love when round white girl peaches just slap around like that, clapping in 5 minutes later

>> No.16751368

>>16751238
About 3x/week.

When I lived alone for a long time I got into a routine with meal plans and would shop 1x/week.

Now that I am married we almost never have a meal plan for more than 2days, so we shop much more often.

>> No.16751381

>>16751238
Almost never, I do meal kits and Amazon purchases to avoid the grocery store.

>> No.16751392
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>>16751238
once a week

>> No.16751466

>>16751245
whooee that cart reeks of single white 21 year old male.
Buy a vegetable sometime ya fucking chimp.

>> No.16751493

>>16751238
I can almost taste the OohMami in this picture.

>> No.16751504

>>16751466
>>16751296

>> No.16751549 [DELETED] 

>>16751238
literally built for BBC

>> No.16751561
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>>16751466
>he fell for the vegetable meme

>> No.16751568

>>16751504
Stop being fat.

>> No.16751627

>>16751568
i'm the one stuffing herself with carbs :"3

>> No.16751637

>>16751627
Oh so you're an architect. My bad bro.

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>>16751627

>> No.16752076

>>16751238
Always wanted to be the chick in this image unfortunately I am a man and wil never be a woman.

>> No.16752093
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>>16751949
>>16751627

>> No.16752098

>>16751238
nice

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>>16751627

>> No.16752105

>>16751238
This photo makes me kind of uncomfortable. If she farts you just know all those apples are getting blasted with poo paricles and that's really gross. Yucky. I shop every 2 weeks. Thanks for asking, buddy. I hope you have a great day.

>> No.16752113

>>16752105
Oh, and it looks like this woman put her purse inside the basket as well. One of my exes used to get all up in other women's business when they put their purses on tables and whatever because she told me a lot of women put those things on bathroom floors. So this is extra yucky. There's definitely feces coating that entire food basket.

>> No.16752120

>>16751245
>browses 4channel at the grocery store

>> No.16752143

>>16751246
But... those are apples, anon

>> No.16752146

>>16751238
Normally once a month, but I've had to make some changes to my diet recently which involves some experimentation, so I've been shopping roughly once a week lately.

>> No.16752151

>>16752105
I would pay extra for a beautiful woman to brap all over my vegetables

>> No.16752161

>>16752151
Eww, gross!
xD

>> No.16752219

>>16751238
>how dare you sexualize me??

>> No.16752293

>>16751381
You have to leave now

>> No.16752330

>>16751238
Almost every day

>> No.16752389

>>16751238
about twice a week.

>> No.16752467

>>16751267
>"is Walmart a grocery store?" is a philosophical question to Americans

>> No.16752593

>>16752120
Not him but yeah and?

>> No.16752606
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>>16751238
All the time

>> No.16752610

we buy meat once every 6-8 weeks, portion and freeze
a veg delivery every 2 weeks
pantry staples are bought as needed when sales are convenient
salads as needed

>> No.16752660

>>16751238
ass too fat. would not bang.

>> No.16752666

>>16751238
>>16752606
what is stopping me from kidnapping them and raping them until the stockolm syndrome kicks in?

>> No.16752668

>>16751238
Every other day

>> No.16752672

>>16751267
Walmart has no actual food though. Their produce and meats are terrible and the rest is all SAD poisons.

>> No.16752696

>>16751245
this is the whitest shopping cart I've seen in my life and I lived in minnesota for a number of years

>> No.16752709

>>16751238
the Lidl app gives me a chance to win free shit every time I shop there so I try to make some sort of purchase every day.
If I don't actually need anything I just get a tin of tomatoes or something. It'll keep until I need it.

>> No.16752879

>>16752120
so?

>> No.16752884

>>16752105
haha that would be gross

>> No.16753051

>>16751245
You should get meats at the end of your shopping.

>> No.16753177

>>16753051
Everything he has is nitrate cured already.

>> No.16753184

>>16752666
c-checked

>> No.16753189
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>>16751392
This.

Threads that post shit like this need to get banned. Some of us are actually trying to escape from porn, and allowing (what is essentially is) porn to be posted on sfw boards is fucked up.

>> No.16753215

>>16751238
2-3x a week because I'm a retard that can't plan ahead so I just grab what I need for that day and maybe the next.

>> No.16753218
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>>16751238

>> No.16753226

>>16753189
You mean "YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME!!"

>> No.16753228
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>>16751272
it's bang's

>> No.16753231

>>16751238
If I could get buns like that I'd be doing grocery shopping every day.

>> No.16753232

>>16753226
Some of us are just laughing at your pathetic asses.
Inability to create a thread that attracts attention without porn is the hallmark of dumb fucks.
Have a good day

>> No.16753270

>>16752120
>he doesn't
there's still time for you anon, get out now before it's too late

>> No.16753282

>>16753232
Yet here you are in the spiders web

>> No.16753299
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>>16751627
mmmmMmmm yes.... Perfect~

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>>16751238

Are pork chops good for you?

>> No.16753326
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>>16753189
>. Some of us are actually trying to escape from porn,
t.

>> No.16753417

>>16753189
Listen, good on you for working on your problem, but this is literally just a girl wearing skimpy pants. How do you ever leave your house if this is enough to defeat you?

>> No.16753466

>>16751238
often, but usually for something to do. i live a half mile away from one and can walk there.

>> No.16753469

>>16751245
based shopper anon

>> No.16753544

>>16751238
as needed, duh
i can get it down to whatever, though

with vitamin supplements, i can subsist on a diet of meat, pickled/fermented veg, rice, crackers, dried nuts and fruits, canned fruit, etc.

i keep my freezer full of vacuum-packed and butcher paper-wrapped meats... mostly sausages, whole chickens, steaks and ground beef

fridge has some cured meats and hard cheeses, sometimes vacuum-packed

then all you need are some olives, deenz, tuna pouches, oatmeal, pasta, jars of marinara, etc.

>> No.16753564

>>16752606
I used to think Al bundy was pathetic, now I am him... god take me now

>> No.16753604

>>16753564
you sell shoes too?

>> No.16753612

>>16753326
Retarded old fart wanted to retire into a closed gate community for the rest of his days on earth

>> No.16753617

>>16751245
Is that kimchi?

>> No.16753635

Vegetable shop and bakery daily.
Farmer's market 2x a week
Butcher 2x a week
Fishmonger once a week when the boats arrive
Cheese shop once a week
Supermarket once a month (toothpaste, toilet paper, detergent etc)
France 4x a year (usually a midweek to a wine region)
Italy 2x a year (a month in spring and one in late summer/early fall)

>> No.16753679

>>16751245
>american
>buys nothing but processed dogshit

>> No.16753713
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>>16753417
>how do you leave your house

>> No.16753714

I go to costco about three times a year. I fly to a local grocery a little less than monthly and 3-4 months of nothing during the hardest times of winter. I once woke up drunk in winter, flew my ultralite to the airfield, walked to grocery to get fresh strawberries in the middle of winter because my friend said they had some the night before when we were making kiddie movies in the basement.

I ate a fresh strawberries in the middle of winter. Posted about it here a few years ago. Was great.

>> No.16753766

Basically, it's cheaper to fly somewhere than to keep 7 1/2 miles plowed since my families land is a strip.

>> No.16753797

>>16753604
Womens shoes

>> No.16753807

>>16753797
How much do you hate fats?

>> No.16753811

>>16753807
Beyond words fellow anon.

>> No.16753822

>>16753604
No, but I do hang out at the mall and stare at girls my daughters age, while fantasizing about my high school glory days, until they give me the side eye in disgust.

>> No.16753842

>>16753822
There's nothing wrong with oggling hot chicks, they wouldn't be dressed the way they do if they didn't want it that way.

>> No.16753846

>>16753842
I really REALLY love kids.

>> No.16753848

>>16752293
Why? I still cook the meals.

>> No.16753853

>>16753846
Just remember when you were a kid, it is or was what it was and is.

>> No.16753858

>>16753846
Ew, no... just high school girls... maybe jr high. god girls age so quickly today. i blame rap music.

>> No.16753859

>>16753848
pay the bills, make the meals

>> No.16753864

>>16753858
Yeah, they hit the wall pretty quick these days, they're not marriage material. This might be from west coast design.

>> No.16753869

>>16753858
Yeah, gotta be double digits but according to guides eight is fine. I don't understand toddlercons but I wouldn't hold anything against their preferences.

>> No.16753871

>>16753858
Rap music is crap music. They can't even sing or carry a tune. Hilariously bad.

>> No.16753877

>>16751272
>>16753228
>whaddya mean barq's has bite?

>> No.16753878

>>16753871
It unironically is almost always hysterically bad. The only rapper I can still listen to as an adult is Deca.

>> No.16753880

every 3 to 4 weeks

>> No.16753889

>>16753878
Don't forget the blacks. Yeesh. Can't stand the blacks. They can't compete with white vocalists or their linguistic skills.

>> No.16753899

>>16752666
the cops and surrounding bystanders

>> No.16753926
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>>16751245
>7up

>> No.16753935

>>16753926
It's all liquid jew.