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What would you order? Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:47:54 2021 No.16750260 [Reply] [Original]

Choose my dinner

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:49:50 2021 No.16750267 >>16750260 Buy the DIY kit, eat the cheese and pepperoni, drink the sauce as a shot then shove the dough up your ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:50:07 2021 No.16750268 >>16750260 You're going for Hot Honey wings, 12 of them, and buffalo Cucumbers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:51:40 2021 No.16750275 >>16750267 Sounds pretty bad desu I don't want to do that. Maybe if you had dubs >>16750268 I want real food though, i want a pizza, I could maybe get an app with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:54:12 2021 No.16750285 File: 892 KB, 200x317, 1624574313898.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16750275 Shove the dough up your ass anon

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:55:07 2021 No.16750291

>>16750260
okay so for $2 less you can have the privilege of making your own cheese pizza at home, but whats with the price disparity between a cooked and a kit pepperoni?

and isnt the point of ordering out that you dont have to make a mess of your kitchen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:58:44 2021 No.16750301 File: 34 KB, 360x360, 1376241329788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Listen to Luigi, get one of his favorites

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:59:38 2021 No.16750302 >>16750260 A taxi somewhere else.

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:08:45 2021 No.16750332

>>16750302
Where else would you recommend? I am in Portsmouth NH and am looking for good pizza
OPTIONS:
http://www.pizzafactorynh.com/
the Portsmouth PIzza factory, classic greek style pies. Very good
https://cornerstoneportsmouth.com/
Cornerstone, expensive and hipster but pretty great
https://flatbreadcompany.com/locations/portsmouth-nh/
Basically identical to Cornerstone but they did it first, lots of "Locally sourced nitrate free" etc.
https://www.thirstymoosetaphouse.com/portsmouth-modified-menu/
Thirsty Moose is a sports bar and there are no sports on right now but their pizzas are wicked good
>Cornerstone, Pizza Factory, and Luigi's are in comfortable walking distance. Flatbread and Thirsty Moose are technically walkable but it's inconvenient and I'm too drunk to drive and too cheap to pay for delivery.
Not mentioned:
>Dominos and other bad choices

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:22:56 2021 No.16750386
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>>16750332
I found this before I even read all your post.

https://www.portsmouthgaslight.com/menu/late-night-menu/#menu-items

I want therefore I say you should have a Portsmouth Gas Light pizza,

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:27:53 2021 No.16750402 >>16750386 Great call anon! I forgot about the gas light. Technically an even farther walk than the other places but it may be worth it. Also reminded me they do an all you can eat buffet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:30:13 2021 No.16750416 >>16750402 I'm going to shower some of this crusty jizz off me, then get dressed, then have a drink, then go and order this pizza and will report back with a picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:33:21 2021 No.16750429 >>16750416 >and will report back with a picture. Please don't. Just type 'I'm having a great time' or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:34:22 2021 No.16750438 >>16750416 >ed, then have a drink, t That's where you want to stop, and have that beer with your pizza. A1.

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:50:13 2021 No.16750500
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>>16750275
>choose my dinner.
>No, not THAT dinner!

You asked, we answered, you rejected the answer. May your next drink be spilled before you even get a chance to taste it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 19:07:07 2021 No.16750567

>>16750438
I'm going to have a drink, then I'm going to get pizza and more drinks.
Current status:
>Jizz washed off
>mostly dressed
>Having drink
Will finish drink and dressed and have pizza.
>>16750500
If you hadn't wasted your dubs by bitching you could ahve told me to put pizza dough in my butthole

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 19:08:33 2021 No.16750577 >>16750567 I could have but instead you're now cursed to spill your beer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 19:18:58 2021 No.16750632 >>16750260 Luigie's Loogie Special, First Class

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 19:23:44 2021 No.16750652 >>16750577 Finsihed my drink without spilling despite your double-dubs saltineesss. Get fuced. OMW to gaslight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 19:45:00 2021 No.16750720 File: 1.16 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_20210926_194302145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Walk on by

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:06:18 2021 No.16750803
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Got thrown out of the pizza part cos they're closing. Sitting at the bar drinking a Prozac Punch to cure my depression. Wow, the kitchen crew looks like hard workers. Wish my job gave me that kind of purpose desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:13:00 2021 No.16750833 >>16750803 >ey're closing. S It's like 20:10, that's early.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:14:01 2021 No.16750842 And you should really have a lemonade in between.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:16:19 2021 No.16750854 They're mixing a batch of creme brulee with Lyons Designer Dessert Sauce, Caramel, 11.2 OZ

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:23:32 2021 No.16750886

The chefs are
>A midget Mexican with a speech impedimebt
>A Dudley Dursley with a gnarly scar across his left cheek. From above the eye to below the mouth
>One guy who looks like the main character from Hatred
>One mixed race guy with a long ponytail and a bandanna. He wears his pants below his waist and seems to be in charge
I am not full of confidence in the pizza I ordered 20 minutes ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:34:32 2021 No.16750923 File: 2.03 MB, 3264x2448, 1632702825783701869449944969787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's wicked good, some of the best ever. I ordered another one to go. Will feed me throughout the week

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:37:36 2021 No.16750935 good thread OP, its like I'm really there eating pizza with a drunk retard!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:38:11 2021 No.16750943 >>16750260 I would get either the white or the salami

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:39:04 2021 No.16750946

I hate it when that happens. I went into a bar and started making my order and as soon as I realised they could barely speak English but were English: It's going to be University dormitory food, in the bin waste of money.
>So you want a drink and a sandwich?
>Me : Yes but that's more expensive than it says on the menu
>looks to other bartender

Still. Really holding out for your pizza! :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:41:04 2021 No.16750956 >>16750946 Thanks for the positive thoughts anon imbsorry you live in such a cuck country. The pizza was excellent as was the beverage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:48:48 2021 No.16750988 File: 17 KB, 474x355, Just wait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16750652

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:49:51 2021 No.16750996 >>16750988 That pizza does look fucking good, though. Not gonna lie, low key jealous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:52:19 2021 No.16751004 File: 1.59 MB, 3264x2448, 16327037985974298384799669051785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16750988 Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Don't touch me, Satan! $1,063.58 for two pizzas, a drink and a beer, with tip. Kind of a rip off

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 20:57:30 2021 No.16751036 $1,000 tip is slightly OTT (Well done Hayley). $17 a small pizza, that's value. Your Prozac punch, should have just had a bottle (of beer).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:04:22 2021 No.16751064 >>16750260 Salami pizza add anchovies. Seems pretty expensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:06:18 2021 No.16751073 >>16750260 >buffalo cucumbers what the heck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:10:54 2021 No.16751098 >>16751073 https://www.olivemagazine.com/recipes/quick-and-easy/smacked-buffalo-cucumbers/ Not gonna lie, this sounds like it could be pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:12:54 2021 No.16751110 File: 19 KB, 828x509, 1632048119794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-Where are the salads? I am a POW (person of weight) and I'm trying to eat healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:16:06 2021 No.16751125 >>16751004 >Prozac punch Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:17:24 2021 No.16751134 >>16751004 >he spent over $63 for two pizzas and two drinks Hahahahaha

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:24:18 2021 No.16751177

So I'm still here, they forgot my second pizza and are firing it now but they gave me a free drink. The Spanish guys in the back are yelling ANDELE ANDELE ARRIBA like that fuckin mouse and it's hilarious, racist mouse was my favorite cartoon growing up

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:26:56 2021 No.16751181 >>16750267 >shove >not cram ngmi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:45:01 2021 No.16751244 >>16751177 Oh no way! God's sake. Still, free beer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:59:44 2021 No.16751319 File: 48 KB, 735x735, chinese-man-smoking-a-cigarette-through-hole-in-face-mask.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751177 Sup with Haley?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 22:00:29 2021 No.16751322 >>16750260 Thanks for coming with me tonight boys, it felt almost like my ex didn't hang herself. I made it home safe again. Good night :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 22:04:01 2021 No.16751345 >>16751177 Watch, now that you're three drinks down, they're gonna suggestive sell you more food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 22:05:03 2021 No.16751349 File: 26 KB, 345x323, ss+(2015-06-01+at+04.53.06).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751322 Well, that's a fucking mood swing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 22:14:01 2021 No.16751402 >>16751322 Night night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 22:52:15 2021 No.16751581 >>16750260 Small cheese pizza and hot honey wings

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:56:53 2021 No.16751807 File: 151 KB, 1400x933, There's_A_New_Bananna_Phone_In_Town.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751581 Step aside, threre's a new banana phone in town!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:01:33 2021 No.16751820 >>16750260 i'll taka your finest luigi's blend with roni

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:07:54 2021 No.16751836 >>16750260 If they deliver at this hour, a boatoad of salt and vinergar wings and a DIY kit, chef's favorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:45:53 2021 No.16751968 Stream name: GUNSMOKE AND FRIENDS Current title: Guns 560108 ep196 Docs Revenge http://s1.voscast.com:8428

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:57:03 2021 No.16751998 One for our Canadian bros Current title: Challenge Of The Yukon - COTY 450814 0393 Arctic Chase

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:35:56 2021 No.16752095 >>16750260 Salami sounds awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:41:13 2021 No.16752230 >>16750260 Order luigi's sausage. Take luigi's sausage in you mouth, slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 05:41:23 2021 No.16752573 >>16750260 >no carrettiera sigh ill have a margherita then

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