/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16748815]

Do you ever steal from your local grocery store?

[Anonymous No.16748818]

>>16748815
Yes

[Anonymous No.16748851]

I buy stolen meats at the bus stop sometimes. There's an old guy that will go in and grab me steaks on demand I usually pay 30% to him.

[Anonymous No.16748910]

>>16748851
that is radical if true.

[Anonymous No.16748937]

>>16748815
This one time I was buying mandarins but they weren't listed in the self-checkout list so instead I weighed them as oranges which were cheaper.
And I forget to pay for the bag sometimes and I don't bother correcting it.

[Anonymous No.16748945]

>>16748815
always

[Anonymous No.16748946]

>>16748815
no

you shouldn't either

[Anonymous No.16748949]

Nice try FBI

[Anonymous No.16748968]

>>16748815
No, I’m not a nigger.

[Anonymous No.16748978]

>>16748815
no, but I stole your moms heart last night, op.

[Anonymous No.16748992]

>>16748815
Used to regularly, but since i moved in with my gf she isnt keen on it, id usually just steal shit if i was buyinf multiples, 4 packs of ramen and ill only scan 2, 5 frozen pizzas id scan 3, etc. I stole a whole coffee maker once.

[Anonymous No.16749047]

>>16748992
>>16748818
>>16748945
Spiritual niggers

[Anonymous No.16749050]

>>16748815
Back in school we had to wear blazers (UK) and they had these large pockets on each side. I'd walk into this store that had basically 0 security, put a box of malteasers in each pocket and just walk out again. Did this several times at the same place until I decided I'd risked it enough. I would never do such a thing as an adult though, much easier to get some money to spend on whatever shit you want, nevermind the consequences. Teenagers just don't care/can't afford the things they want.

[Anonymous No.16749055]

yes, mostly just small items like wedges of cheese and packets of spices
in the past ive managed to put clearance labels onto whole chickens and fool the scales in the bagging area by having a bunch of other stuff on them already, but theyve gotten better since then

[Anonymous No.16749451]

>>16748815
no. why would i steal anything when i can just pay for it?

[Anonymous No.16749504]

I steal the expensive dog treats for my dog. Fuck paying 10 bucks a price of dried bull wiener.

[Anonymous No.16749935]

>>16748946
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.16750278]

>>16748815
I have walked back into the store several times when I realized they didn't charge me for something

[Anonymous No.16750288]

>>16750278
You're a good person anon.

[Anonymous No.16750368]

When I use to spend all my money on drugs, I would
>walk to the grocery store
>line the bottom of a hand basket with shopping bags
>place items inside
When it was time to leave, I would just pull the bags out and walk out.

When it was really busy I would take 24packs of beer also.

[Anonymous No.16750482]

>>16748815
No but on the rare occasion I forget to put an item in my cart onto the converyor belt I rarely come back to the store to let them know of the mistake

[Anonymous No.16750489]

>>16750278
You're a gay person anon.

[Anonymous No.16750498]

>>16748815
I steal cases of water everytime from walmart due to their self checkout BS. I place the water on the lower port of the cart and feign ignorance. If I get busted, (never have) ill just say oh haha, oops, yeah darn self-checkout, maybe you should open up some registers! Niggers.

[Anonymous No.16750555]

>>16748815
Yeah. But I usually wait for the power to go out, then I role your fat fuck mom out of her mobility scooter. First I take her in her HUGE waterbed like ass, then i steal the scooter and ride home.

[Anonymous No.16750595]

>>16748978
dad?

[Anonymous No.16750625]

I steal loose ginger and turmeric and lemongrass paste. I live in a black area; nobody cares.
Nigs shove steak and lobster down their sweatpants and I pass by quietly

[Anonymous No.16750628]

>>16748851
Are you in Madison WI?

[Anonymous No.16750629]

>>16748815
>GET A SHIT TON OF DELI MEAT
>RING IT UP AS 2 LB OF BANANAS IN SELF CHECKOUT

[Anonymous No.16750976]

>>16748815
I used to steal alcohol from a Safeway in my hometown when I was a teenager. Several years after graduating, I worked in the meat department there. Started stealing tons of frozen meat all the time. My house never went hungry

[Anonymous No.16751015]

>>16750628
Yes. Why?

[Anonymous No.16751162]

>>16749451
Cause you don't have to, large supermarkets don't deserve money, only pay at small grocery stores

[Anonymous No.16751234]

>>16750629
based and bananapilled

[Anonymous No.16751254]

>>16750629
technically, thats not stealing

[Anonymous No.16751338]

When I was bordering on ending up homeless due to lack of money I would just steal part of my weekly groceries by leaving it tucked in the bottom of the cart and using self-checkout. Always mentally prepared myself to laugh, apologize and pay for it anyway (so I never got more than I physically could pay for, even if it'd fuck my budget up). Didn't feel good though since it was a constant reminder that I was doing it because I had no other option. The gelato tasted good though; it definitely got me to appreciate food more

[Anonymous No.16751361]

Never stolen food, I steal moisturising cream every time I need it though. The moisturiser I like costs $40 , you'd have to be out of your fucking mind to spend that money on moisturiser.

[Anonymous No.16751377]

>>16751015
My prices went up to 40%. See you at the bus stop

[Anonymous No.16751380]

not food but I've started stealing from Target just out of boredom.
>buy $2 clearance candle
>take it home
>remove barcode sticker and set aside
>go back to target with barcode sticker palmed in hand under cellphone
>pick up massive $45 candle along with all my other shit
>slap the palmed barcode over the new one
>self checkout
Could do it for anything but I just do it for dumb shit like candles

[Anonymous No.16751383]

>>16751377
Lol

[Anonymous No.16751420]

>shoplifting
soulless

>dumpster diving
PVRE SOVL

[Anonymous No.16751471]

I buy 6L packs of perrier once a week and just scan the one bottle, costs like a dollar. Fuckers.

[Anonymous No.16751497]

>>16750278
Good Goy!

[Anonymous No.16751520]

No because I'm not a nigger, nor do I go to establishments with a negro surplus.

[Anonymous No.16751522]

I'd only steal if I was homeless.
Stealing from big companies is ok, stealing from Mom and Pop corner stores is not.
The food programs around here are pretty good anyway so it is not like I'd got hungry, I'd only steal stuff people don't donate like chips and candy to boost morale.

[Anonymous No.16751625]

>>16748815
no because you idiots dont realize when you steal the prices go up so you end up paying anyway and most of the time more than if you hadnt stolen

[Anonymous No.16751638]

>>16748815
When I was a kid, probably 10ish, I stole some fancy beads out of someone else's locker because I thought they looked cool. I haven't taken anything that wasn't mine since.

[Anonymous No.16751743]

Once I stole a bic pen from a cvs cuz I really needed it for work and didn't have money on me

Once I stole a donut from a whole foods

[Anonymous No.16751917]

>>16751520
This.

Don't steal just because you can get away with it. When everyone steals, society transitions to a low trust society and you don't want that.

[Anonymous No.16751940]

When I was a kid I would stuff my backpack full of chips ans soda in a blind spot from the security cameras. I stopped though cause I didn't to risk it anymore.

[Anonymous No.16751948]

>>16748815
No I'm not black or white trash

[Anonymous No.16752908]

>>16748815
when I was a kid I stole and ate some gum drops.

one time a store put someone elses vodka in our bag at check out. we kept it.

[Anonymous No.16752920]

>>16748815
just the hearts of the cashiers

[Anonymous No.16752962]

Technically not stealing. I have found a golden necklace close to the entrance of a supermarket. There was nobody near, otherwise I would give it back. Took it to a jeweler and he gave me 1600 fucking bucks for it, no questions asked, no ID, no proof I was the owner needed. I was like holy shit, just how much was it originally worth?

[Anonymous No.16753022]

>>16748815
I've always had urges to but never went through with it. In elementary school I did steal a book though

[Anonymous No.16753025]

>>16748815
when i lived in the city as a student i used to

[Anonymous No.16753029]

>>16748992
>I stole a whole coffee maker once.
based

[Anonymous No.16753148]

>>16748815

Nah, plenty of opportunities.. there's some items I buy that are too expensive for what they are, but when I think of doing it I get this intense voice in my head telling me karma will get me

[Anonymous No.16753152]

>>16752920
Lmao

[Anonymous No.16753294]

I did in college. I'd pay for one bag of brussel sprouts but have like 4 in the plastic bag.

[Anonymous No.16753323]

>>16748815
No but I don't judge people who do.

[Anonymous No.16753346]

this thread is fortuitous
i've just started stealing from my big gay local store and have big plans to get better at it
shits fucking expensive out there and if they're gonna pay some braindead boomers or zoomers to extremely half-assedly pay attention to me ringing myself up then yeah, i'm gonna abuse that system

[Anonymous No.16753354]

>>16750629
Got caught and left with a warning once with that

[Anonymous No.16753377]

>>16748815
no, i'm not a nig.

[Anonymous No.16753427]

>>16750629
CHAOS WORLD RECTAL ANARCHY

[Anonymous No.16753507]

>>16748815
I once noticed that cashier forgot to pick up a can of whipped cream in my cart but decided not to say anything so I got for free. I've never deliberately stole, though.

[Anonymous No.16753584]

>>16748815
i'm white...so....no

[Anonymous No.16753587]

Stealing is wrong.

It's a reflection of you as a person when you can't get caught for something. If you steal, chances are that you're a generally corruptible person who wouldn't really stand strong on anything he believes in.

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16753590]

>>16748815

[Anonymous No.16753599]

>>16751522
Based, I too only stole from big box and large chains. I wouldn't ever steal from the local grocery store I frequent now.

[Anonymous No.16753601]

>>16748815
I'm not black

[Anonymous No.16753607]

>>16753587
>When you can't get caught
You're right, I never have. Wal Mart won't miss the 2$ sandwich I yanked.

[Anonymous No.16753626]

I ring up shallots as onions at self-checkout all the time. There’s no reason shallots should be $3.99 a pound

[Anonymous No.16753665]

>>16748815
>ring up oyster mushrooms as buttons they are in a paper bag
>make spice mix from bulk spice bins ring up as onion powder
>if they have it loose just pocket a whole nutmeg
>fill bag with pinenuts place that bag inside another and fill with peanuts looks like a bag of peanuts and rings up like peanuts

[Anonymous No.16753790]

>>16753665
D E V I L I S H

[Anonymous No.16753794]

>>16753665
so close

[Anonymous No.16753813]

i used to use the scan as you go gun and half ass "scan" an item. It was great for a few months until they caught on, pulled me aside as I was checking out, made me rescan everything in my cart as an "error occurred" then the manager stopped me as I was walking out, screamed at my face that if I did it again they'd press charges. I stole probably a total of 2k worth of groceries.

[Anonymous No.16753895]

>>16748815
back in high school we would stuff 40s into our Jncos all the time and just walk out

[Anonymous No.16753901]

>>16753895
Wtf based

[Anonymous No.16754021]

>>16750595
yes son

[Anonymous No.16754069]

>>16753626
I hope the manager catches you and kills you in front the customers as a free lesson

[Anonymous No.16754087]

No, but before he was old enough to understand it was wrong, my son would take a vegetable away from the display and I would knowingly let him for our family's benefit and then pretend I just noticed when we left the store and would correct him. He grew out of it before he started being cognitively able to maliciously do it.

[Anonymous No.16754098]

>>16754069
>T. Taliban social media worker

[Anonymous No.16754100]

>>16748937
i always ring up organic produce as regular
saved at least $100 over the years

[Anonymous No.16754106]

>>16748815
i never used to, and i noticed my local store often makes mistakes on prices; the coupons won't work or the meat market guys will put the wrong sticker on. it happened multiple times.

so now i go for lunch and self-checkout myself a large container of soup from the deli which is 7.99$ and i hit the button for small 2.99 container. desu i wonder what 'll happen if i get caught but i've done it legit like 20x now

[Anonymous No.16754113]

>>16753665
based

[Anonymous No.16754193]

I only really shoplifted in college
there was always a huge line for breakfast at the coffee shop in the main building, I'd grab my buttered roll and iced coffee and get on line, at this point I'm so far away from the register I can just hop out of line, and take my free breakfast to class.

[Anonymous No.16754207]

>>16748815
No, I only steal money from the homeless.

[Anonymous No.16754217]

>>16754207
related

[Anonymous No.16754220]

>>16748815
I get stopped by the security guard every time because I'm fat so he thinks I stuff my pockets with candy

[Anonymous No.16754247]

>>16750625
I do steal ginger because the store has an autistic rule on buying an arbitrary amount of fresh produce and I don't want ginger rotting in my fridge

[Anonymous No.16754252]

I used to for a short period when I was 19. Occasionally I did it after that. I haven't in many years now other than a package of sausages I recently didn't pay for because it didn't have a barcode when I was in the self checkout.

[Anonymous No.16754284]

>>16748815
Holy fuck I work at a Safeway and never come on this board based

[Anonymous No.16754351]

No. I'm there once a week and i look funny so theyd know it was me.

[Anonymous No.16754417]

>>16748815
No. I've even returned money to the teller at the bank. I guess sometimes I don't go back after I realize they didn't ring something up, but I try to let them know what to ring up when I'm at the checkout.

[Anonymous No.16754514]

>>16748992
>I stole a whole coffee maker once.
I kneel...

[Anonymous No.16754576]

>>16748815
A pack of gum got stuck to my jumper once while I was checking out my stuff. I didn't know I stole it, but it was technically stolen I suppose

[Anonymous No.16754601]

If it's a small family owned business, no. If it's a big chain, yes. And you should too

[Anonymous No.16754624]

>>16748815
No

[Anonymous No.16754631]

I make sure to select 0 bags used at the self checkout every time regardless if an employee is watching

[Anonymous No.16754727]

pro tip: at self check outs, when given the option to pick a container, always pick the biggest/heaviest
i get my nuts for free practically

[Anonymous No.16756230]

>>16748815
At the self checkout I type in 20 limes cus it’s 10 for a dollar but really I’m taking 23 limes. I also swipe one or two cans of 65 cent cat food by holding two at a time when I run them through the checkout. I’ve also taken 89 cent two liters of soda by only scanning 7 of the 8 bottles. shady shit yo.

[Anonymous No.16756243]

>>16748946
I love this pic it makes my screen purple

[Anonymous No.16756251]

>>16751625
>implying prices wont go up anyway just because they can

[Anonymous No.16756341]

this shit is why we dont have self checkouts here

[Anonymous No.16756352]

My wife stole brie cheese yesterday...

[Anonymous No.16756426]

>>16754100
Wow gee whiz a whole hundred?

[Anonymous No.16756436]

>>16748815
i've "sampled" some almonds and cashews from the bulk bins if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.16756470]

>>16750278
why did you keep going back?

[Anonymous No.16756474]

>>16753354
if they don't want me ringing up everything as bananas they should offer to actually pay me for doing their job

[Anonymous No.16757383]

>>16756352
I stole your wifes cheese last week

[Anonymous No.16757391]

>>16748815
no because I am not neekeri :DDD

[Anonymous No.16757465]

>>16756352
I put that pussy to rest last night thanks anon after that we had some of that cheese very yummy

[Anonymous No.16757493]

no but i've seen a woman with her mentally handicapped son in a wheelchair steal shit like meats

[Anonymous No.16757507]

I stole on Saturday. I wanted some smoked garlic but just a little. They were selling bulbs of it so I broke one up and put a couple of pieces in with a bag of onions.

[Anonymous No.16757522]

>>16748815
I'm an grownup, so no. But when younger, penniless I might steal a chocolatebar,
Today If I was level above homeless, I would steal, also because in my country, police dont care. Shopowners don't even report it.

[Anonymous No.16757525]

What happens if you get caught There's an entire subgenre of porn where the LPO takes you to his office, forces you to strip, blow him and then fucks you over his desk. I don't want that.

[Anonymous No.16757533]

Do they even bother trying to stop blacks from stealing anymore or are they like sacred cows now and not to be interfered with?

[Anonymous No.16757577]

I did once but it was semi-unintentional and from a big grocery chain.

I was stocking up and my cart was completely full. I had things on the bottom and flipped the baby seat to put some eggs, produce, and meat from the butcher in so they wouldn't get squished. The girl at the cashier was obviously new. She went to ring me out without scanning the items on the bottom and in the baby seat. I reminded her to not forget that stuff, she updated my total, and I left.

While I was on my way to the car, I realized that everything in the baby seat wasn't bagged. I checked the receipt and sure enough she only scanned the items on the bottom but not in the baby seat. I could have gone back and paid for meat, eggs, and produce, and maybe I should have...but I didn't.

[Anonymous No.16758672]

>>16757577
similar thing happened to me when i was buying expensive-ass prescription food for my cat. the lady behind the cash register was slow or high or something and only made me pay for 8 cans per pallet (when there are 12 per.) since i buy this shit in bulk i saved like $80 lmao

[Anonymous No.16758710]

>>16757525

They only do that to good looking people, not disgusting fat fuck neckbeards like you. You they'll just ban from the store.

[Anonymous No.16759703]

A couple times when I was younger. There was a Safeway across the street from the park me and the other high-school kids would get drunk in. My friends would steal half gallons of liquor on an almost daily basis, but I never had the balls for that. I stole a fifth one time, but my main thing was the pre made sandwiches that i would steal after I got drunk. Once I got caught because I started eating the sandwich before I left the store. I ran away with a mouthful of sandwich, spilling the contents of the sandwich all over the floor as I ran. I made away with two slices of bread by the time I got out. There was also one time where I was trying g to use the self check out and it wasn't working correctly, I waited a few minutes for a clerk to help me out but no one came and I was in a hurry so I just walked out with my bagged groceries.

[Anonymous No.16759911]

>>16748815
I steal their business by growing my own food, so I suppose in the eyes of the government, yes.

[Anonymous No.16760094]

>>16753895
thank you for this mental image

[Anonymous No.16760484]

>>16748815
I've accidentally walked out with small items on occasion, I only ever intentionally steal from Walmart and even then that was more of a college thing.

[Anonymous No.16760569]

I conveniently "forget" to ring up a couple items at the self checkout every time I'm there. Usually it's expensive stuff like cuts of beef or nice cheeses.

Never been caught, and if it does happen I'll just say I'm dumb and didn't notice.

[Anonymous No.16760867]

I'm from Rochester NY, home and headquarters of Wegmans so we don't do stealing at that store. Sometimes at an Aldi conveniently close to a weggers, I will buy extra produce at the wegs and stuff it into the Aldi store's produce clamshells because their veggies always look so sad. I'll do other things but most of the Aldi groceries are pretty good, just the produce is glaringly bad (I go to Aldi for the German specialties). Most people don't do this but I work remotely in software development and make much more than an average or median Rochesterian so I think of it as my way of giving back, which also conveniently allows me to deduct $350 on my income tax as "cash" donations.

[Anonymous No.16762145]

I've been taking 40 minute breaks ever since I first started working my grocery job a month ago and nobody's noticed yet

[Anonymous No.16762150]

>>16748851
lmao that's awesome, what they don't stop him because he's old or what?

[Anonymous No.16763065]

>>16762145
I worked at a grocery store and took an hour long lunch to walk in a parade once.

[Anonymous No.16763075]

>>16762145
Literally everyone at every single job does this unless you have some kind of kike boss that micromanages your breaks down to the minute

[Anonymous No.16763101]

>>16756230
>pic
i can tell you have good taste

[Anonymous No.16763139]

>>16748815
I bought some honeycrisp apples but the self check out didn't have them listed so I rang them up as gala

[Anonymous No.16763166]

My grandmother will, and she will act like she's senile if caught. I've stopped driving her to grocers and just let my brother do that. However, I do respect it.

[Anonymous No.16763195]

>>16748815
One time I did on accident. Popped a pack of gum in my pocket, meant to pay for it with the rest of my groceries, but forgot.

[Anonymous No.16763204]

>>16748815
No, i'm not underage or a drug addict.

[Anonymous No.16763216]

I've popped a few of those chocolate malt balls from the bulk section a few times, but they pretty much got rid of that because of corona

[Anonymous No.16763242]

>>16748946
This.

[Anonymous No.16763249]

>>16763166

[Anonymous No.16763402]

>>16762145
Wow what a rebel

[Anonymous No.16763444]

>>16756436
Spreading your nasty germ in others people food,

That's nice...

[Anonymous No.16763445]

>>16763204
>Good Goy!

[Anonymous No.16763449]

>>16763444
I get the scoop and dump one onto my hand. If they bulk bins are filled, then that means many other people have touched that scoop.

[Anonymous No.16763455]

>>16763449
is it really that worth it to look like "that" guy in the gocery store?

[Anonymous No.16763459]

>>16763455
I honestly give no shit at all how others perceive me. I'm not going to dump 5 dollars on flavored almonds when i may not even like the flavor. If people want to judge me, by all means they are welcome to.

[Anonymous No.16764872]

No, I'm too white to.

[Anonymous No.16764932]

Not as an adult but I certainly don't care if others do, especially if it's food. Big box stores are insured for hundreds of thousands of dollars of shrink every quarter; you lifting a six pack isn't going to hurt anything.

[Anonymous No.16764949]

Yes. Most places are waiting for you to, overtime, steal $1000 worth of items, that way its grand larceny. Anything less isn't worth their legal team's time. So I just keep track.

[Anonymous No.16764958]

>>16764949
That's a big assumption to think any store is monitoring specific individuals and the exact items they're stealing.

[Anonymous No.16764979]

>>16764958

You know how the internet exists? How streaming video exists?


The individual stores don't have some crack team of full time camera monitors in the back. The video feeds go to a contracted company elsewhere who tracks all this shit as a service. Target pioneered the business model.

[Anonymous No.16765003]

>>16764979
I can see very large stores like Walmart doing this, but local stores like a Kroeger? They couldn't afford to contract a separate company for this. It's easier and cheaper to just absorb loss into the shrink budget.

[Anonymous No.16765029]

>>16753665
>665
Sad

[Anonymous No.16765044]

>>16759911
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.16765174]

>>16754021
How could you have the small dick gene?

[Anonymous No.16766219]

>>16765044
The state wants you relying on them so they own you.

[Anonymous No.16766243]

>>16764958
There's cameras everywhere, yes they are keeping track.
That one guy that stole a candybar 3 weeks ago is on watch for about 90% of the time he's in the store in the hopes he attempts to steal something far more important while 3 cameras are recording.

[Anonymous No.16766377]

>>16748851
Crackheads do this in the UK

[Anonymous No.16766383]

>>16748815
No. I have light skin, and a good upbringing.
One time I witnessed a "person" try to run out of a local costco with a cartful of meat, so I kicked over the cart, and held her there at gunpoint until the police came. Then we took turns making sport with her body. She would probably press charges, but she suicided.

[Anonymous No.16766398]

>>16751377

[Anonymous No.16766931]

Not anymore, but when I was 13 this white kid and I would hit a nearby Price Chopper at 2am every night and go to the candy aisle then litterally just put fucking boxes into our bookbags then we'd sell a lot of the candy at school
They had one cashier there but he didnt really do shit

[Anonymous No.16767761]

>>16751377
Kek

[Anonymous No.16767800]

>>16748815
I've been stealing steaks lately

My local Wal-Mart is getting stricter at checking so I haven't stolen what I usually steal which is their shitty furniture or boxes of canned sodas and energy drinks

I also like stealing exotic fruits and veggies for my birds. It's good for them to have variety, but I'll be damned if I pay for it

[Anonymous No.16767905]

>>16754417
That's happened to me a few time, with bank tellers that don't make a lot of money they appreciate the honesty. It's all counted at the end of the day and at multiple levels so missing cash gets noticed.

[Anonymous No.16767917]

I still remember grabbing a toosie roll from some mom & pop shop when I was like 14 yrs old, they were in a big bin so considered it a sample. My cousin and I spent like $30 that time between us so didn't consider it stealing.

[Anonymous No.16768315]

>>16757533
they cant stop you if they touch you you can sue all they can do is call the cops

[Anonymous No.16768336]

>>16748815
Yes, I steal hearts from all the cute cashiers :)

[Anonymous No.16768345]

Back when I was a silly teenager this was my modus operandi.
We stole during break time, we did it for fun, we stole a breakfast for break time, or multiple most of the time. Until we got b&'d from even entering the store anymore.

[Anonymous No.16768701]

>>16748815
Yes, I would steal vanilla extract, saffron and stuff from health & beauty. I know which grocery stores are old as shit and are too understaffed to care.

[Anonymous No.16768739]

>>16750629
Do the same but with liquor bottles

[Anonymous No.16768765]

I used to when I was fresh on my own in my early 20s so it saved me a lot of money. I pretty much just wore a messenger bag and put a shit ton of produce in it. Then I'd go to the checkout line with a bag of chips and a drink to buy. Then I'd walk past the security guy at the door with my plastic bag and receipt in hand. I did this for months every week or so with no problem. Then one day I joked about doing it while talking to my mom and she was disgusted. Guilted me hardcore. Then I felt disgusted. I never did it again lol.

[Anonymous No.16768771]

>>16748815
No I have low levels of melatonin in my skin and do not habitually use drugs.

[Anonymous No.16768773]

>>16768336
Based

[Anonymous No.16768774]

>>16748815
never!!!

[Anonymous No.16768782]

This thread is absolutely brimming with lowlives.
>>16752962
> Technically not stealing.
How is that not stealing?

[Anonymous No.16768785]

That's how you go to hell.

[Anonymous No.16768802]

>>16751254
Yes it is dimwit

[Anonymous No.16768818]

>>16751361
>Whoa this luxury product is too expensive
>Buy a cheaper one then
>NAH I'LL JUST STEAL

[Anonymous No.16768851]

I actually just got back from the grocery store and it turns out I left without scanning a spray-bottle of multi purpose cleaner. AMA

[Anonymous No.16769239]

>>16748815
When self serve checkouts first came out, my brother would grab massive bags of Lindt chocolate balls and ring them through as $0.29/lb jelly beans. We lived on that shit for like a year

[Anonymous No.16769251]

>>16769239
>me and bro ate soooo much chocolate!
you must be over 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.16769264]

>>16748815
In high school I used to buy a pound or so of various bulk candy every week and go through self-checkout to put the code in as drink powder and shit to fake the price. I got caught one week and the supervisor came over and made a big show of putting the right codes in. I don't know why I didn't just walk out but I didn't get in trouble so all good there.

[Anonymous No.16769273]

>>16751377
Hey I’ll pay 70 percent
Here’s my discord if serious
floof#0455

[Anonymous No.16769279]

>>16748815
i did once accidentally. rang up like 200$ worth of groceries at the self scan and just left. I only realized it when i got home and noticed i never got a transaction notification from my cc company

[Anonymous No.16769292]

>>16757525
>the LPO takes you to his office, forces you to strip, blow him and then fucks you over his desk

[Anonymous No.16769300]

>>16762145
I used to go nap in the very back of our storage room for at least an hour a day at my last retail job

[Anonymous No.16769311]

>>16769251
Weakest bait I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.16769337]

Not a grocery store, but one time I went to In-N-Out, paid on credit card as I always did, and the cashier gave me a $1 bill and (I think?) told me to give it to the person who would give me my burgers. I was really confused but accepted the dollar, but the whole thing was so awkward that I just kept the dollar. I was a regular customer prior, but after that I began having suicidal thoughts about how I was a thief and a piece of shit, and it took me a few months before I got over it and went back.

[Anonymous No.16769442]

>>16748815
no im rich and have morals