/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16745545]

I realised I've never had Australian food before. Recommend some for me.

[Anonymous No.16745546]

>>16745545
boomerangs is all they do well

[Anonymous No.16745551]

Beers.

[Anonymous No.16745559]

Bloomin Onion
Duh

[Anonymous No.16745570]

>>16745545
Macca’s

[Anonymous No.16745573]

>>16745545
Bloomin’ Onion, Fosters, Meat Pie, Vegemite. That sums it up.

[Anonymous No.16745576]

>>16745545
Fairy bread.

[Anonymous No.16745591]

Why do I get the feeling that none of you are Australian?

[Anonymous No.16745974]

>>16745545
Not really much, most of what we eat comes from the immigrants. Things like chicken parmi, fish and chips, Chinese food. You can try cooking kangaroo steak, damper or BBQ prawns. Otherwise, a meat pie or some pavlova is what I can think is uniquely Australian.

[Anonymous No.16745975]

beets on hamburger

[Anonymous No.16745993]

Me mum used to make pickled roo uterus. Fuckin delish mates

[Anonymous No.16746007]

>>16745974
>a meat pie or some pavlova
>uniquely Australian
Both of these are common in kiwiland.

[Anonymous No.16746014]

>>16745545
meat pie is the only really australian food i can think of. most of the rest of the shit we eat here comes from somewhere else, so 'pub food' is the most authentic aussie cuisine even if it isnt really aussie.

[Anonymous No.16746029]

>>16746014
meat pies are one of a kind
they have an unique grease you will never feel run out of your ass with any other food

[Anonymous No.16746110]

>>16746007
Which dishes is New Zealand famous for?

[Anonymous No.16746204]

>>16746110
>Which dishes is New Zealand famous for?

cuck salad

[Anonymous No.16746342]

>>16746110
Pineapple lumps

[Anonymous No.16746362]

>>16745591
I'm australian, this is all accurate. Plus we eat a lot of schnitzel, sausages, sauerkraut, gulasch and strudel for dessert.

[Anonymous No.16746365]

>>16746110
Chip dip.

[Anonymous No.16746385]

>>16745974
>meat pie
Literally one of the oldest and most common methods of cooking meat in Europe, developed shortly after cooking meat on a stick over a fire.
>pavlova
"I fucked up a meringue and there's a Russian thot in town. My incompetence is now a national dish!
>uniquely Australian.
?

[Anonymous No.16746419]

>>16746385
Angry boys need to take a walk.

[Anonymous No.16746598]

>>16746110
Pavlova, Russel Crowe

[Anonymous No.16746632]

Fairy Bread is a staple at every lower-middle class kids party here

[Anonymous No.16746640]

>>16746632
>bread with a bunch of fucking sprinkles on it
I don't get it, what's the point? You can't just put whatever you want on bread.

[Anonymous No.16746658]

anyone watched the new season of love of the spectrum? shits hilarious

[Anonymous No.16746667]

>>16746658
*love on

[Anonymous No.16746695]

>>16745545
Go make some
https://youtu.be/yZ0PeNvqBWY

[Anonymous No.16746698]

>>16745545

[Anonymous No.16746704]

>>16746640
>You can't just put whatever you want on bread
shut up, cunt

[Anonymous No.16746708]

>>16746698
this is breakfast in Australia
Look it up

[Anonymous No.16746709]

The thing that's like a meat pie in a bowl of pea soup sounds really good to me.

[Anonymous No.16746713]

>>16746708
no it's not
spaghetti on toast is a typical poorfag/uni student meal.
$1 for a loaf of bread, 50c for a can of spag.

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16746714]

[Anonymous No.16746718]

[Anonymous No.16746722]

For me, it's picking up a Bachelor's Handbag from the hotbox in Coles'.

[Anonymous No.16746796]

>>16746714
this has me wondering, why doesn't someone make a box of crackers where the cheese is already on the cracker? it can come with a spicy version that has a swirl of sriracha between the cheese and cracker. there could be a caviar one, and a pork cracker one - where the stuff is lodged into the slightly melted cheese where it stiffens up again and keeps everything en place.

[Anonymous No.16746891]

This is the only Australian food I've ever had but looking up a pic it apparently cause a small stir because it wasn't that Australian, but from what I gather they do put beets on burger there.

[Anonymous No.16746920]

>>16746891
Yeah, the complaint was about them using beet chips instead of regular beetroot. Apparently there are a bunch of Aussie expats living in Canada who got offended by it. I liked it, the chips added a good crunch.

[Anonymous No.16746944]

imo the cafe food culture of Australia is what I point people to when they ask what Australian food is

[Anonymous No.16746946]

>>16746944
>fucking microgreens
200% POOFTA.

[ieatinmycar No.16746953]

>>16746944
...so how are you supposed to eat that without it all falling off and making a mess?

[Anonymous No.16746959]

>>16746946
dw lad you can order a bacon and egg roll from the same place

>>16746953
With a knife and fork?

[Anonymous No.16746973]

>>16746959
>dw lad you can order a bacon and egg roll from the same place
But I wouldn't since the place is obviously run by a poofta.

[Anonymous No.16746978]

>>16746598
pav is aussie, cuck

[Anonymous No.16746987]

>>16746978
>top picture on the wikipedia article for New Zealand cuisine is pav
>top picture on the wikipedia article for Australian cuisine is a pie with tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.16746998]

>>16746973
it's ok bro the boyz aren't here to judge you just get your flat white to go so that you can leave asap after you finish your food and nobody will know

[Anonymous No.16747030]

>get a woodstock and cola bottle from first choice
>its tasty as fuck
>look to get a bottle of bourbon like you can get bottles of rum
>bottles of bourbon don't exist it seems
what the fuck anons, what do

[Anonymous No.16747061]

>>16745559
>>16745573
bait, only things you got right were meat pies (technically british though) and vegemite.

[Anonymous No.16747369]

>>16746722
fuck yeah cunt. Add a six pack of beer and you got a date

[Anonymous No.16747385]

>>16746722
Bear in mind that this isn't like Costco. That cooked chicken is more expensive than the raw chicken located five steps away. Australians aren't smart enough to cook their own chicken, so think paying extra for a soggy cooked chicken from under a bain marie is a good deal.

[Anonymous No.16747408]

>>16746944
I didn't know it was possible for a plate of food to look so gay

[Anonymous No.16747413]

>>16745545
Here you go OP. Peking Duck, the king of Australian food.

[Anonymous No.16747432]

>>16746110
Halal Surprise

[Anonymous No.16747573]

>>16745545
Bloomin' Onion, Grilled Shrimp on the Barbie, Alice Springs Chicken, etc.

[Anonymous No.16747578]

Tim tams

t. Amerifag

[Anonymous No.16747586]

>>16745545
Sausages, steak, meat pies. The meat pies were fucking amazing. There's a place in goulburn that sells nice meat pies.

[Anonymous No.16747644]

>>16746953
put it in your mouth

[Anonymous No.16747649]

>>16747586
If a country town doesnt have a good pie shop, it may as well not exist.

[Anonymous No.16747665]

>>16747408

[Anonymous No.16747681]

>>16746704
>chip sandwich
fuck off britfag

[Anonymous No.16747754]

>>16745545
Imagine British/Irish food but somehow even worse whilst also costing 10 times more than it should

[Anonymous No.16747760]

>>16747754
shits fucked, half the country's a cattle station but beef costs an arm and a leg cause the chinks would rather fork out the big bucks for imported meat that isn't laced with arsenic

[Anonymous No.16747767]

>>16746632
Fuck I love fairy bread

Although I'm a shitbag cunt that sometimes uses chocolate sprinkles instead

[Anonymous No.16747772]

>>16746713
What the fuck is that bottom middle one supposed to be?

And how the fuck is that thing not a burger?

Fucking stupid Americans calling everything a sandwich

[Anonymous No.16747778]

>>16747754
2.5kg of red capsicum?
You fucking madlad

[Anonymous No.16747812]

>>16746640
You literally can

[Anonymous No.16747818]

>>16745545
Kangaroo is pretty good. Very lean meat.
I'd eat it all the time if it were cheap, but I live on the other side of the planet.

[Anonymous No.16747938]

>>16745545
I know there's going to be fun and games ITT, but having worked in the industry here for a while the emerging style of Strayan seems to be old meets new, rather than asian fusion (get FUCKED neil perry). Think of it like like how Cajun is french cuisine made with new world ingredients, Australian is very old school English/French (think Escoffier) but made with pacific/oceanic ingredients

[Anonymous No.16747946]

>>16746713
>rice crackers
>chips
>wedges
>chips (okay you've got us here)
>biscuits
>biscuits (okay I see your point)
>shortbread
>burger (what's the issue?)
>prawn (deal with it)

[Anonymous No.16747954]

>>16747754
So like Canada but without the French and set in a wasteland.

[Anonymous No.16748081]

>>16745545

[Anonymous No.16748099]

>>16746362
I'm Australian and I've never seen a nigga eat sauerkraut, gulasch.

[Anonymous No.16748108]

>>16746658
No?
Thats everyday life for us here.
Except for the love part

[Anonymous No.16748109]

>>16747946
Nah mate,
its Chips vs Hot Chips

[Anonymous No.16748114]

Australia has terrible food, and hardly any culture. Lived here all my life and worked as a chef for a while. When I'd come into work with fast food style recipes I got from the internet, everyone would think I'm some kind of God tier cook. When I was growing up people didn't know how to make shit like fried chicken, they thought it was coated in breadcrumbs. Even food people ate all the time they had no idea how to make well. Something as simple as making a chicken gravy by using chicken fat as a roux is too advanced for retard Australians.

[Anonymous No.16748135]

>>16748114
Americans are similar, but because each region tends to have fare they are proud of, you'll get a lot of them who only cook one particular subset of food (often relying on sugar and fat to carry the flavor in lieu of actual planning or technique) and are ignorant of everything else. True of all areas, but the South can be especially bad with this. Low effort, clinging to tradition. Nowadays it has shifted more towards the scenario you described where the majority doesn't cook at all. I remember a few friends being awestruck when I made chicken soup not from a can. "Wow dude... how did you DO that??"
>t. American who has lived all over

[Anonymous No.16748140]

>>16746110
Hangi
>take a bunch of shit and bury it in the ground with some hot ass rocks for a few hours, enjoy!

[Anonymous No.16748144]

>>16746714
is that a golden gaytime at the bottom?

[Anonymous No.16748154]

Australian cuisine, if such a thing is real, mostly centres around using local/native ingredients fancied up with more international cooking methods.

[Anonymous No.16748157]

Southern AUS
>lets have a meat pie with some tomato sauce
>idk mate seems like it's missing something
>let's get a dog to throw up on it
>brilliant mate fund it

[Anonymous No.16748169]

>>16745545
Gator (needs to be wrestled with first)
The 'roo
Platypus
Koala
Emu
Cassowary (be real careful with those fuckers)

[Anonymous No.16748189]

>>16746704
>run out of hotdog buns
>throw sausage on a piece of bread
chad

[Anonymous No.16748241]

>>16745545
The Australian version of every UK food is absolutely superior.

>Fish and chips
Chips are always soggy and never fucking salted
No chicken salt
>Meat pies
They use fucking shortcrust pastry on the top like fucking animals and there's no gravy inside just a hunk of gristle.

[Anonymous No.16748325]

>>16745545
Try the Down Under Breakfast.

[Anonymous No.16748548]

Personally I think the Aussies are top blokes and Sheilas

[Anonymous No.16748554]

>>16748548
Yeah mate, never been to Australia myself but I reckon all Aussies are bloody ripper.

[Anonymous No.16748702]

>>16746385
Just like how magpies are different in both England and Australia, despite being called the same. They're entirely different.

[Anonymous No.16748704]

>>16748140
That's how hawaiians do pig.

[Anonymous No.16748711]

>>16748169
Do NOT fuck with a cassowary.

[Anonymous No.16749235]

>>16748099
hanging out in the wrong circles mate.

[Anonymous No.16749246]

>>16746007
fuck off chink simp

[Anonymous No.16749269]

>>16747946
>wedges
those are doritos you blind fuck.

[Anonymous No.16749283]

>>16748109
tearing open a bag of hot chips after school with the boys waiting for the train. kino

[Anonymous No.16749289]

>>16748144
cant have a gaytime on your own mate.

[Anonymous No.16749299]

yes you have

[Anonymous No.16749721]

>>16749299(Checked)

No I haven't