Why are all the ciders sold in the US so sickeningly sweet?

File: 400 KB, 600x520, angry orchard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:20:27 2021 No.16745301 [Reply] [Original]

Why are all the ciders sold in the US so sickeningly sweet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:22:52 2021 No.16745314 Even their bread is sugared.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:24:12 2021 No.16745316 because they aren't? get a dry cider

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:24:40 2021 No.16745318 Because it's more palatable, and thus sells better. There are tons of non-sweet ciders in the US as well, they just aren't mass-marketed like angry orchard, woodchuck, or strongbow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:25:55 2021 No.16745324 >>16745301 most entry level beers are engineered to be non-filterable. angry orchard beers are for kindergartners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:26:12 2021 No.16745325 They're usually marketed to women and women and children as an alternative to icky beers so they need to be extra sweet to distinguish themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:27:23 2021 No.16745329 >>16745301 Why would purchase Angry Orchard and complain about how bad American ciders are? It's the equivalent of saying American beers are shit after drinking a bud. Buy local you, dumbfuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:31:07 2021 No.16745337 >>16745301 Because it's for basic bitches. The same type that is "totally into wine" but drinks icecold sweet or medium dry white wine. Just buy cidre brut if you want dry cidre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:32:09 2021 No.16745341 >>16745301 I like it

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:34:32 2021 No.16745355
File: 31 KB, 600x600, brownberry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16745314
To my fucking misery this is the truth. Look for Brownberry Italian bread. Our palette has been raped by corn syrup so even bakeries add a bunch of sugar.

And as other said, hard cider more marketed towards women so it's like drinking fucking candy. When I went to the UK I couldn't stop ordering it over beer. Do any anons have a recommendation for something similar to bong cider in burgerland?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:35:46 2021 No.16745362 >>16745301 They're not you euromoron, there's a cider mill two blocks from me, they don't add anything, it's just apples. Admit it now, you're a stupid cunt with an axe to grind. https://www.cidermillendicott.com/index.html haha: svg4r

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:38:38 2021 No.16745376 >>16745301 because they're fat

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:40:20 2021 No.16745385

>>16745355
Where do you live? Most good cider isn't mass marketed across all 50 states. Most of the good cider is going to be made locally. I have seen ANXO, which makes some excellent bruts, up here in MN, so you might find them in your local liquor store, too. Just shop around, and try new brands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:41:47 2021 No.16745391 File: 103 KB, 800x800, joker-dry-ec3364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745301 There's plenty of dry ciders but most cider drinkers are w*men and twinks anymore.

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:44:51 2021 No.16745408
File: 592 KB, 750x997, citymarketcider-12oz-4pk 750xx2098-2789-0-51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

you guys realize that not every place has a local cider producer? and those that do (me) don't always live next to one that produces extra dry cider

i wanted to buy some hard cider today but all the nutrition labels said "added sugars" and it was always 20g or more, disgusting

iirc, picrel had very little sugar, but i think it was limited edition because i can't find it anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:46:12 2021 No.16745414 >>16745391 Calibro, can you enlighten me as to what happened to Sonoma Cider Co.? Their sarsaparilla vanilla was my all time favorite cider, and they seemed to be prospering, but one day they just fucking died. What happened?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:46:14 2021 No.16745415 >>16745376 You're fat and you suck cock while badmouthing the USA.

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:53:18 2021 No.16745441

>>16745414
I'm in Oregon, ace just makes it's way up here.
I'd guess they died like many other cideries that sprung up during the boom.
It seemed like every week a new one was going bust at one point, I remember watching the cider selection at Bi-Mart shrink in real time.

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:58:30 2021 No.16745458

>>16745441
>Oregon
I have yet to see any Oregon based cideries make their way to my local liquor store, but I do have intentions of traveling there sometime soon. Do you have any good rec's? I remember visiting Shillings while I was in Washington and their shit is 10x better on tap than in a can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 15:59:37 2021 No.16745462 File: 15 KB, 400x600, brut cider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745329 i live near the salton sea. apples don't grow here. >>16745391 how does that one taste? this is the driest cider I've tried and it's delicious. no nasty sugar

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:03:14 2021 No.16745471 >>16745462 You understand 'local' doesn't just mean in your backyard, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:05:19 2021 No.16745486 >>16745471 then what does it mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:13:14 2021 No.16745504 >>16745301 >so sickeningly sweet Found the manchild that can't handle a gram of sugar. If you don't like apples, stay the fuck away from cider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:14:54 2021 No.16745513 >>16745301 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKs0VJbB0R4

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:16:48 2021 No.16745523 >>16745504 cider is not supposed to be sweet. the manufacturers go out of their way to add sugar to make it palatable to children such as yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:18:45 2021 No.16745528 >>16745523 >cider is not supposed to be sweet Oh excuse me, the God of Cider himself has descended to issue forth his law that no cider shall taste like an apple. Fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:21:24 2021 No.16745538 >>16745523 Bullshit. It depends on the apples you use, and the fermentation process. You can stop fermentation before the natural sugars are gone and you have a sweet cider without adding any additional sugar you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:22:14 2021 No.16745541 >>16745528 You don't seem to understand that wine and juice are different things. If you want alcoholic juice pour some vodka in.

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:24:10 2021 No.16745550

>>16745471
Local can mean a multitude of things. It can extend from your farmers market all the way across into a tri-state complex. When people tell you to 'buy local' they're not telling you to buy shit from your town, but to buy things produced from small scale, regionally-owned, businesses. Just because you live in NY doesn't mean AO is local cider. Local is more a branding concept that separates itself multi-layered corporations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:25:13 2021 No.16745556 >>16745541 >You don't seem to understand that wine and juice are different things. Let me guess port and other dessert wines are for children too? You seem to be very small minded and unintelligent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:27:30 2021 No.16745562 >>16745541 Let me guess, your favorite beer is an IPA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:49:41 2021 No.16745635 >>16745504 Some of their cider is almost as sweet as soda because they add extra sugar to it. I don't think added sugar has anything to do with liking apples.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:54:36 2021 No.16745657 File: 709 KB, 1249x1249, Doubleblend_2_1249x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745301 There are good ciders that aren't overwhelmingly sweet, mostly in the north. I've even seen a few good semi-dry ciders from Tennessee

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 16:54:50 2021 No.16745659

>>16745301
I see more dry cider available now. But it's probably because people hear that it's made with apples, and apples are sweet, and they don't understand how fermentation works to create alcohol and that you can end up with very little sugar left in the final product. All the mead is quite sweet too for a similar reason that people know it's made from honey. Most people probably don't think about how wine and beer is initially made from a sweet liquid either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 17:49:25 2021 No.16745837 best cider out of michigan i buy it by the keg

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 17:55:14 2021 No.16745847

There are tons of dry ciders in the states, maybe not in buttfuck Wyoming but there’s probably 3-4 cider houses within a 15 min drive. They have everything from dry to sickly sweet to mix fruit.

Fuck off, America does anything Europe can do but better, except for maybe complete faggotry.

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 18:01:15 2021 No.16745859
File: 138 KB, 433x600, E40D2273-184A-494D-B5CE-CB54668E0859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16745301
Non-dry ciders are few & far between in the market period. Not sure how far away Pic related gets distributed.
Wish I could get scrumpy here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 18:16:21 2021 No.16745911 >>16745859 Even this one haa added sugar

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 18:17:22 2021 No.16745917 >>16745837 Brand?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 19:04:31 2021 No.16746055 File: 115 KB, 450x600, 6323c5dd-53f6-43ee-bc3a-9a06e3e1b4f0[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even the shithole state I live in has decent ciders. dry>sweet

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 20:49:10 2021 No.16746394 >>16745301 They aren't. You're buying mass-market dogshit. Don't post again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 20:51:07 2021 No.16746402 >>16745486 It means produced by a small business, not a multi-state or multi-national megacorporation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 22:23:53 2021 No.16746706 File: 92 KB, 800x800, 001466270[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Strongbow is pretty good, but these are the best

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 22:33:17 2021 No.16746740 >>16745301 Better soil, better apples. Go back to fighting over the last potato.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 22:35:08 2021 No.16746745 File: 33 KB, 300x448, corn_with_dollars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745301

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 22:35:12 2021 No.16746746 >>16745355 Stella Artois cidre and Strongbow are both decent

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 22:35:37 2021 No.16746749 >>16746740 >Better soil, better apples. Most of the really sweet ciders have added sugar though. It's not just natural sugar from the apples.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 22:43:50 2021 No.16746769 File: 16 KB, 480x360, -.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16746746

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 22:53:40 2021 No.16746803 >>16745301 Because they're made for man children that want to drink alcohol and don't like the taste of beer, and too self conscious to drink a cooler

>>	ieatinmycar Sat Sep 25 23:05:15 2021 No.16746832 >>16746749 Actually not universally true. A lot of real, seasonal ciders don't have any added sugars because the fruit sweet enough as it is. Same with OJ. It depends on the type of fruit you're using.

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:07:48 2021 No.16746843

Most North American ciders are cloying. I really like dry ciders so when I find a good one I tend to stick with it because there are so few around.

Best cider I ever had was a homemade one a friend gave me. He made it with champagne yeast and it was excellent. I keep meaning to pick apples and make my own but fall is always a busy time and I remember too late.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:08:29 2021 No.16746844 File: 1.25 MB, 2700x1800, angry_orchard_stone_dry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745301 hafta get the Stone Dry one anon it's fucking amazing >>16746803 this is untrue and also shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:12:44 2021 No.16746861 >>16746844 Even this one has added sugar. 7 grams per bottle is too sweet imo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:14:40 2021 No.16746869 >>16746843 This one is made with champagne yeast. >>16745462. Best store bought cider ive tried. Still making my own would be ideal

Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:17:18 2021 No.16746878
File: 583 KB, 2500x3750, IMG_4204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16746861
well when it comes to cider it's as good as it gets. i mean i live in Stralia and all the Europæn ciders here are sweet as dick too

I got a bottle of this back innaday and it was awesome. No sweetness at all, barely even a hint of apple †bh. it was boozy and tart and based on a 250yo cider recipe

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:18:36 2021 No.16746885 >>16746832 You know OP is talking about fermented alcoholic cider right? And not just the plain unfiltered apple juice that also gets called cider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:19:04 2021 No.16746886 >>16745301 Try a mead and then tell us about sweetness

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 25 23:40:37 2021 No.16746934 >>16746832 no cider brews up sweet. they are always scrumpy or dry at best. the best way to add sweetness and fresh flavor to cider made from fresh juice is to concentrate thefresh juice and add the concentrate to the brew

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:12:53 2021 No.16747024 >>16746706 Strange, the Crispin I buy in the states comes from California, and is mixed with pear juice. Anyway yeah it's really good, has a nice tartness to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:15:13 2021 No.16747033 >>16746803 >ONLY MANLY MAN MEN LIKE ME DRINK BEER >EVERY BEER YOU DRINK MAKES YOUR DICK GROW AN INCH DID YOU KNOW?? >GOD IF YOU DON'T DRINK BEER YOU MUST LOVE GETTING FUCKED IN YOUR VAGINA AMIRITE???? And you call others manchildren lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:19:24 2021 No.16747043 File: 92 KB, 1242x860, hjtmz0ovy6bz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745301 Do many bars with beer taps in America have cider taps as well or is it more niche over there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:24:02 2021 No.16747059 >>16746878 Where did you pick that up? Uncle Dan's?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:26:55 2021 No.16747067 >>16747043 It's becoming more common to find a cider tap or two in a bar, especially if it's one of those places that focuses on having lots of craft beers and stuff on tap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:28:30 2021 No.16747074 >>16746861 >7 grams per bottle is too sweet imo Are grapes too sweet for you as well? Fucking child.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:30:51 2021 No.16747080 File: 497 KB, 1532x1030, Screen Shot 2021-09-26 at 2.29.46 pm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16747059 nah I got it at Yankee Spirits in Sturbridge MA I don't think Far From The Tree is exporting at all but hopefully someday

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:32:30 2021 No.16747085 File: 177 KB, 400x600, ci-woodchuck-amber-hard-cider-75f02a82c7c05158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woodchucks are the only ciders that arent

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:34:22 2021 No.16747092 >>16747080 Oh, you got it in the US, lol. What's the best cider you can get in Straya at Dan's or BWS etc or otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:34:31 2021 No.16747094 >>16747085 Based, Woodchuck is like bottled apple with alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:35:11 2021 No.16747096 >>16747085 where do I get one of these

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:37:23 2021 No.16747103 >>16747067 Yeah, not surprised they'll have them a brewery bars

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:44:31 2021 No.16747124 >>16747092 I've given up on cider in Australia. There's no cider culture here so no variety and no craft ciders

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:54:56 2021 No.16747157 File: 105 KB, 1600x1710, henry-westons-vintage-cider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Filters American tourists

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:56:23 2021 No.16747162 File: 61 KB, 1000x667, Gwynt-Y-Ddraig-Black-Dragon-Cider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16747157 But this one is my favourite

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 00:58:38 2021 No.16747168 >>16747157 Is that used in a black and tan or snakebite? I don't know, but I liked the pours off cider/lager/stout mixtures when I was over there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 01:05:39 2021 No.16747201 File: 52 KB, 125x125, 1631608850843.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16747157 Rocket fuel

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 01:05:43 2021 No.16747203

>>16747168
No fuckin clue but it is strong. Westons cider is generally located in Gloucestershire and on the border to Wales but they do export some vareities out to even Europe. I saw a Stowford Press (a local brew) all the way out in Denmark once. Though it's ideally served on tap rather than in a can.
traditionally made cider was often made with any fuckin apple they could find and is generally strong. Dry cider is an acquired taste and will fuck you up and make you brap a lot if you're not used to it. Cider outside of Britain is often very sweet and made with just juice, is weak and it's not very nice imo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 01:07:53 2021 No.16747212 File: 23 KB, 204x248, 1631014161923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16747157 >8.2% >Cider What is this buttfuckery?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 01:10:32 2021 No.16747218 >>16747203 Based Somerset alcoholic

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 01:11:38 2021 No.16747223
File: 281 KB, 1280x720, rose n crown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16747203
Honestly, my main Brit cider experience was at Disney World Epcot World Pavilion at the Rose n' Crown, which are a fairy tale compared to the times I was in London or outer England.

Actually, next time I'm in London I think I want to pick up three liter of Frosty Jack's and read a copy of the Sunday Sport.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 01:17:59 2021 No.16747239 >>16746706 >Strongbow is pretty good strongbow is fucking grim cuz

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 01:28:50 2021 No.16747267 >>16747223 Frosty Jacks is vile but it gets the job done!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 08:53:24 2021 No.16748263 >>16747201 How old is this image? Looks like something out of 2000s internet

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 11:58:20 2021 No.16748761 >>16747033 Stop projecting

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:06:58 2021 No.16748787 File: 790 KB, 650x1350, A778A25B-490E-4644-89C3-585AFB99C21A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the king of all codes has arrived *does not contain actual crack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:08:03 2021 No.16748793 >>16748787 I’m a fucking phone poster, sorry *cider

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 15:02:58 2021 No.16749571

It can be hard to find in the US but the actual Strongbow Dry is pretty decent as opposed to the literal apple juice that is Strongbow Gold

Really though just figure out where you can buy Magners near you and then you're set unless you want to expriment with hipster craft shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 15:07:25 2021 No.16749590 >>16746869 Never seen this one before, I’ll try to find it. A nice dry cider is amazing but a sweet cider can be the worse thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:31:58 2021 No.16749971 >>16745415 uh oh fatty sounds mad kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:54:44 2021 No.16750059 File: 92 KB, 388x576, DBDE8ADE-BF40-4659-B503-17AC1FB001CB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] crack siiiiiip ahhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:57:46 2021 No.16750078 >>16750059 Vile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:59:51 2021 No.16750085 >>16750078 Go drink your neck beard IPA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 18:05:24 2021 No.16750319 >>16749590 >but a sweet cider can be the worse thing ever. Sugarphobe fatty detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 21:58:43 2021 No.16751312 >>16746886 Are there meads that aren't cloyingly sweet? I assumed they had to be mulled to cut the sweetness.

Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:12:37 2021 No.16751664

>>16745301
real answer: when americans think of apple cider they usually think of the non-alcoholic and sweet unfiltered apple juice that they call apple cider. so they hear "hard cider" and think it's just the unfiltered apple juice but with alcohol content. and since that's what they want, that's what the companies make.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:22:21 2021 No.16751695 >>16745301 angry orchards granny smith cider does not fit that description at all, it's great

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:25:02 2021 No.16751701 TWO WORDS: TWO TOWNS

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:27:42 2021 No.16751711 is there a single fucking cider in america over 6%?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:29:29 2021 No.16751718 >>16751664 You're retarded. It might have been the way in the 90's. right now there are 17 cideries/meaderies in bumfuck Indiana.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:30:45 2021 No.16751721 >>16751711 Yes >>16746878 >>16745391

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:31:49 2021 No.16751725 >>16747239 Not much in terms of ciders by me, forgot to mention Stella

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:34:12 2021 No.16751731 >>16751721 >6.9% i was hoping for 9%+

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:37:21 2021 No.16751741 File: 968 KB, 1108x1892, 2015-11-08-16-50-31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751711 Most cideries offer a few

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:47:45 2021 No.16751786 >>16750319 Why would I want to drink something sickened sweet? You probably drink soda I’m guessing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:48:56 2021 No.16751789 >>16751786 >soda tastes bad Tastelet filtered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 04:58:02 2021 No.16752490 >>16746706 >Strongbow is pretty good, If you're underage, but lets not act like anything you can buy in a plastic 2 litre bottle is good cider.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 05:36:21 2021 No.16752563
File: 356 KB, 600x876, p3nisgnom35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

good cider can be made from bone dry to fully sweet, its all about balance with tannins and acidity. trad full-bodied keeved sweet ciders like pic rel are blessings for food pairings with roast pork or hard cheeses.

>>16747212
real cider apples, particularly those traditional to the south west of england and the welsh borders (the heart of cidermaking in the UK) ripen to >7% potential alc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:29:55 2021 No.16753140 >>16745301 >$20 for a 12 pack why is it so fucking expensive

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 11:33:23 2021 No.16753292 >>16745301 if you're in northern california look for this amazing stuff, or any thing by red branch. haven't seen them anywhere out of state though, much smaller operation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 11:34:26 2021 No.16753298 File: 620 KB, 567x900, redbranchblackcherry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16753292 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 11:39:57 2021 No.16753311 >>16745301 >Why is something made from fruit, a product packed with natural. sugars, sweet? Based retard euro bro skipping out on botany lessons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 11:42:53 2021 No.16753319 >>16751312 Make it yourself 2bh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 15:50:37 2021 No.16754192 >>16746803 >cider is for pussies that can’t drink beer >only drinks beer at his bareback bear parties

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 15:55:12 2021 No.16754204 for me it's home made applejack

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:59:34 2021 No.16754603

>>16745301
>He doesn't like Angry Orchard

Beer is garbage and I don't even like alcohol but I'll drink some Angry Orchard, it's like apple juice with alcohol but it doesn't have the nasty hop taste to it. And I know you'll all be like "BLAH BLAH BLAH CHILD TASTEBUDS YOU LIKE SWEET STUFF"

You're a pansy if you can't handle sweet stuff, really to me it doesn't taste that sweet. Tastes like apple juice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:01:14 2021 No.16754610 >>16745391 >6.9% Not bad, not bad

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:01:21 2021 No.16754611

>>16750059
I work for a beer distributor and this sells like trash in my region. I thought it tasted pretty good, like apple flavored beer without the sweetness. I can tell you they don't sell worth a damn at grocery stores, and they'll probably end up going out of date.

They're also pretty expensive for a 30 pack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:11:26 2021 No.16754651 File: 462 KB, 640x640, image_2021-09-27_230949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16747157 >Henry Weston My nigga >>16752563 They make Old Crow cider in South Wales and I can get a pint of the good stuff from my local Spoons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:25:03 2021 No.16754696 >>16752490 I'll have to look around for that 2 liter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:25:06 2021 No.16754697 >>16745301 >>16745314 Imagine not buying local cider and bread. How lazy can you be in a land known for its insane variety of products

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:45:18 2021 No.16754807 >>16745301 The vast majority have stupid faggot names like "angry orchard" what precisely is angry about except their fucking faggotry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:48:56 2021 No.16754819 >>16754697 Could be worse, imagine buying shit from hippies with an axe to grind, the "angry orchard" types.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:55:20 2021 No.16755646 >>16745301 >sold in the US >sickeningly sweet Americans have large availability of simple carbs and their palette reflects this. I thought we knew this. t. midwesterner

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:57:47 2021 No.16755650 File: 277 KB, 960x960, FFTT-PATIO-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754807 jesus christ why are you so mad and unpleasant >>16754819 hey man this local ciderhouse is arguably hippy but the shit's cash

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:59:24 2021 No.16755657
File: 63 KB, 851x315, Carlson-Orchards.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16745301
get you some carlson orchards from Harvard MA, the best cider from the best town in the world. Clean apples, functioning infrastructure, a healthy balance between man and nature. Praise this glorious commonwealth.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:14:50 2021 No.16755696

>>16755657
I'm from Wistah and yes that is a nice part of the state. I have my own special towns I love out this way though, West Brookfield, North Brookfield, New Braintree (not to be mistaken for Old Braintree), etc. Gorgeous area and orchards g'lore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:38:34 2021 No.16755965 >>16755696 Oh shit, I went to college in war chester. I remember the statue of a child fucking a turtle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:49:54 2021 No.16757772 >>16745550 Antisemitism is still racism and racism is not allowed here. Go back to /b/ if you want to propagate antisemitic canards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:56:25 2021 No.16757794 >>16755965 >the statue of a child fucking a turtle we all do anon, we all do Clahk? Becka? Wista State? Surely not Quinsig?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 12:48:13 2021 No.16757964 >>16757794 Clark I like how the turtle statue caused its sculptor to kill himself

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 12:52:24 2021 No.16757973 >>16757964 >Clark I'm relived that you attended the only proper university in Wistah. sad about turtleboy though. Worcester is a roadmap of pain

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 15:46:46 2021 No.16758666 >>16757772 Go be a jew somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 15:59:16 2021 No.16758711 I see it's already been mentioned and decried, but from what I remember Strongbow is pretty good. Good variety as well, I think they did a peach or a pear I really liked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 17:42:44 2021 No.16759073 >>16745355 look for cider described as 'dry'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 17:43:45 2021 No.16759078 >>16757772 die kike

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 18:12:02 2021 No.16759162 >>16757973 yeah, it's a nightmare city. now I live in Lowell though so :/ lateral move Also I should mention that magners pear cider is available and it's great. It tastes like mead tastes in your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 19:44:28 2021 No.16759562 File: 447 KB, 244x220, just found out the movie free world has ninja in it and now i'm probably never gonna watch the movie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16757772 now we can't dislike jews on here? wtf, jews own 4chan?

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:24:41 2021 No.16759959
File: 1.25 MB, 3577x2683, the-island-bar-cockatoo-island-sydney-harbour43726121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16759162
I live in Sydeny now, sorry bro

Also one glorious summer day I got trashed on Magner's Pear Cider out on Cockatoo Island in Sydney Harbour, was good times
>hot af day
>full sun
>pear cider with ice thanks
>repeat 8x

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:28:46 2021 No.16759976 >>16759959 I wish I was in sydney. Doesn't the ground harness get annoying? Also yeah, clarks the only good place in worcester. Even then the convenience store next to it was the only place I've ever been present for an armed robbery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:34:07 2021 No.16760006 >>16759073 Most of the supposed dry ones have added sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:35:23 2021 No.16760012 >>16760006 Drink seltzer then fatty

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:36:02 2021 No.16760022

>>16759976
yeah it's time consuming to maintain 3 points of contact at all times but we manage

fuckin' Main South. I like watching shit like this when I feel nostalgic. There's some guy who has a channel where he just drives around Worcester so you can see the streets and neighbourhoods.

https://youtu.be/_zVysgYzr5A

Also check these guys out, they're based in Salem >>16755650

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:36:12 2021 No.16760024 >>16760006 If by most you mean angry orchard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:36:17 2021 No.16760025 >>16760012 What if want cider? Actual cider?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:37:40 2021 No.16760034 >>16760025 Learn self control fatty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:40:36 2021 No.16760056 >>16760025 Buy cider from one of the many cideries that don't add sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:54:41 2021 No.16760117 File: 641 KB, 505x789, Screenshot from 2021-09-29 11-53-05.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745301 You just have to find the right one. The local brewery here sells some great cider. Australia only though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:02:06 2021 No.16760141 >>16760117 is it sweet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:04:03 2021 No.16760148 >>16760141 I didn't think so, definitely not sweet when you compare it to most mass manufactured ciders. Here, read a wanky review of it https://www.realciderreviews.com/australian/the-cheeky-grog-co-kingston-heritage/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:21:17 2021 No.16760242 >>16745301 Just mix it with a lager 1:1 my guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:22:02 2021 No.16760249 File: 282 KB, 480x600, Storm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stormalong Dry is pretty dry honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:36:26 2021 No.16760315 >>16760022 lol good ol worcester. The head of the lowell facebook group just left after a rant about finding dead bodies everywhere lol. I also just passed a burning car but some people put it out. It's like living in STALKER

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:39:18 2021 No.16760324

>>16760141
>waaahhhh mommy waaahhhhh i dont like sweet things waaaaaahhhhhh sugar scares me waaaaaahhhhhhhg if i eat sugar the other grown ups will think im a child waaaaaahhhhhhhh
Gtfo here before you faggots ruin cider like you ruined beer with your IPA shittery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:59:30 2021 No.16760443 File: 12 KB, 254x272, 302526_100329103721_Smurf_flower.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16760324 oh anon the sweetest thing ITT is you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:04:02 2021 No.16760467 >>16745301 >Why are all the ciders sold in the US so sickeningly sweet? Because I dip my sugary balls in them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:44:33 2021 No.16760691 >>16760443 Jump off a cliff you hipster douchebag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:24:12 2021 No.16760857 >>16760324 Implying sugary cider isn't ruined cider

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:25:42 2021 No.16760862 >>16760249 Looks good. Will try if i can get a hold of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:27:29 2021 No.16760869 >>16760467 Mine smell like vinegar, how do you suppose the post-dip taste would be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:38:17 2021 No.16760921 >>16760857 >any hint of what might possibly be called sweetness ruins the cider I've said it 100 times, and I'll say it 101 times: If you don't like apples, stay the fuck away from cider.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:41:19 2021 No.16760929 >>16760869 It would probably taste alot like self harm, so maybe trannies would be better at imagining what it would taste like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 01:37:12 2021 No.16761087 >>16760862 If you have a local Bevmo they probably have it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:33:58 2021 No.16762178 File: 6 KB, 200x200, brainlet-microwaved-brain-thumbnail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16760921 >apples are sweet so cider must also be sweet Do you know what fermentation is?

Anonymous Wed Sep 29 10:19:38 2021 No.16762308

>>16762178
>>apples are sweet so cider must also be sweet
Where did I say that? I'll drink a Kopparberg just as soon as I'll drink any dry cider. The problem is faggots like you who shit their pants whenever they think of sugar and think cider can never taste sweet ever. I bet you drink IPA.

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/ck/ - Food & Cooking