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Let’s settle this once and for all. Drums or Flats?

>> No.16742788

>>16742779
Flats, objectively

>> No.16742794

>>16742779
Anyone who says they prefer drums, well, you can go out to eat with me anytime cause I don't like em

>> No.16742796

>>16742779
I'm not really that partial to either. But, if I had to choose, it would be the drums.

>> No.16742800

You cannot choose, the drum cannot exist without the flat or vice versa it is a matter of chicken anatomy. I consider myself a wing aficionado and I really could not say I prefer one to the other. If I absolutely had to choose, I would pick drums simply because they eat better when cold. I seriously enjoy taking those last few wings out of the fridge and just eating them cold, still with blue cheese though.

>> No.16742805

>>16742779
Depends on the size.
Small drums have more meat and cartilage.
Small flats have more skin.

Big drums have way more meat and flavor.
Big flats still just have more skin.

Personally I really enjoy eating the cartilage on small drums, but I don't care to do so with bigger ones.

>> No.16742810

I like them both because I'm not autistic.

>> No.16742816

>>16742779
One should have both, to keep healthy.

I do prefer flats but an order of all flats is shit. A lot of pubs in Sydney only serve drumettes which blows my fucking mind. Where are all the flats going? I swear there's a black market of wing flats and they're reserved for rich people in the eastern suburbs

>> No.16742818

Wings are a scam and should be banned.

>> No.16742843

>>16742818
Please elaborate

>> No.16742859

>>16742843
yeah

>> No.16742866

>>16742843
They are a scam and should be banned. Not hard to understand.

>> No.16742870

>>16742866
What do you mean by "they are a scam"? In what way?

>> No.16742877

>>16742866
>wings are on the menu for a set price
>decide to order wings at agreed upon price
>wings are then served
where's the scam?

>> No.16742879

>>16742866
I understand now, how could I have been so blind to the truth?

>> No.16742886

>>16742870
Its the worst part of the chicken covered up with vinegar/oil/fat sauce for absurd prices. Fat people obese over them like a delicacy.

>> No.16742935

>>16742886
It was never the worst part of the chicken. That's just what tastelets like you think. Of course the sauce is the selling point. And not all wing sauces are just cheap hot sauce and butter. If you don't want to pay someone to make them for you, you can always make them yourself. That's what I prefer to do.

>> No.16743083

>>16742794
Is that an offer, anon?

>> No.16743086

>>16742800
>You cannot choose, the drum cannot exist without the flat or vice versa it is a matter of chicken anatomy.
I don’t even know where to begin but you appear to be a midwit trying to sound wise. The drums and flats cannot exist without brains and assholes either. You’re saying you can’t prefer the drum over the brain or the flat over the asshole, which is of course wrong.
>I consider myself a wing aficionado
Oh boy…
>and I really could not say I prefer one to the other.
Do you know what aficionado means?
>If I absolutely had to choose, I would pick drums
No surprise here as flats are the patrician choice.
>simply because they eat better when cold.
So you base your decision on old, cold food aka unprepared leftovers.
>I seriously enjoy taking those last few wings out of the fridge and just eating them cold, still with blue cheese though.
Typical drum “aficionado”.

>> No.16743094
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16743094

>>16742779
carrot sticks doko?

>> No.16743107

>>16742935
Fuck off, its the part of a chicken nobody would buy and its sold with disgusting sugar fat sauce. All wings should be banned for the sake of society.

>> No.16743183

>>16743107
the only thing that should be banned from society is you
anyway for me it's flats, tho i like drums too

>> No.16743186

>>16743107
beta euro mentality

>> No.16743191

>>16742800
without drums, how could we know the flats?

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>>16743086
Yeah at the beginning I was waxing a bit philosophical. When I say aficionado, I mean I have eaten wings everywhere. Including in my mom's hometown of Buffalo NY. Back in the day, some places didn't even separate the wings. You'd get the full wing with the tip attached, there was no such thing as a drum or a flat. A lot of people want to say the flat is better because it gives them the opportunity to brag about the "right way" to eat a flat, which I have no patience for. I eat wings clean with one hand because you gotta keep the other hand clean for your beer. And I am telling you, I cannot be convinced one part is better than the other. It's all wing, baby.

>> No.16743237

Boneless wings are frankly the best option

>> No.16743263

>>16743237
So chicken nuggets?

>> No.16743269

>>16743263
Nah chicken nuggets are made with meat slurry, boneless wings are more like thicker popcorn chicken but smaller than tendies

>> No.16743273

>>16743269
Boneless "wings" are just chopped up chicken breast.

>> No.16743276

>Let’s settle this once and for all.
People who say this keep making these threads every other day

>> No.16743279

>>16743273
Not necessarily, you can make them with other cuts like thigh meat if you prefer the darker meats

>> No.16743291

>>16743237
>Boneless wings
fuck off, not wings

>> No.16743301

>>16743291
Then why are they called boneless wings? Checkmate atheists

>> No.16743306

>>16743301
optics

>> No.16743307

>>16743301
deep fried cauliflower being called a wing doesnt make it a wing

>> No.16743320

>>16743307
Of course they are. words don't have meaning anymore. if someone asserts something is true, and enough people agree a thing is as they claim, through the intrinsic retardation that is newage language practices it is so

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16743763

>>16742800
>wing aficionado

>> No.16743792

>>16742779
Whole 3-joint wings for me, please. None of these "counting a part of a wing as a whole wing" kikery.

>> No.16743855

>>16743763
read this and then gape your faggot mouth even bigger for my big fat cock, you queer. Don't have the appetite to address all you "gotcha" posters tonight, so you can all share the cock. Sound OK faggot? There's plenty to go around.

>>16743214

>> No.16744513
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16744513

>Let’s settle this once and for all.
I think the last half-dozen people who made this thread said that as well.

>> No.16744639

>>16743107
You seem mentally ill.

>> No.16744686

>>16742779
Nigger food.
Fuck off.

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16745696

>>16742779
I prefer flats. I especially like when they still have the wing tip still attached so I can nibble on the skin and cartilage. That said, I always order mixed wings. To me, half the fun of eating bone-in chicken is the variety of having different pieces instead of it all being homogenous like chicken tenders.

>> No.16745706

>>16744686
You probably eat Kraft Mac n Cheese and Salmon Steaks with a side of Steamed Broccoli daily if you think Wings are nigger food you fucking faggot.

>> No.16745715

>>16742779
Flats = Flavor