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Drunk af right now

>> No.16742047

>>16742038
I'm jealous, should I walk to the liquorstore and tacobell in my crimeridden neighborhood at 9 at night to join you? no, right?

>> No.16742060
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>>16742047
Yes. I do it. But I live in pop 10k

>> No.16742064
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>>16742038
cheers so am I, thinking about making something to eat but the bottle goads me to saying don't bother just have another shot.

>> No.16742070

>>16742060
That thing looks like a pitcher plant

>> No.16742077

It's from New Jersey so you know it's good.

>> No.16742091

>>16742060
Its saying "FEED ME" "FEED ME!"

>> No.16742093
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>>16742064
I debated cooking but the hungover. Boomer btw

>> No.16742105

>>16742064
U pick that up in nd?

>> No.16742127

>>16742038
Drunk af what?

>> No.16742133

>>16742105
NYC a place off of Madison Square Garden.

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>>16742127

>> No.16742148

>>16742133
>NYC
Never heard of her

>> No.16742168

>>16742148
Good, its not worthy of humans anymore.

>> No.16742256

>>16742064
I dont understand how people can drink without eating. I'd feel like something was missing if I didnt at least have some peanuts.

>> No.16742269

>>16742038
What are you cooking drunkbro? Looks like some kind of chicken.

>> No.16742285

Meatball marinaras are so delicious. I've lost count of how long it's been since I've tasted one magnificently hand-crafted sub. The flavors form and tumble in your mouth. A robust tasting red sauce encapsulating mouth-watering meatballs is sure to send you to Nirvana. Enjoying one comes with an awareness of the quality ingredients comprising a heavenly spread of tomatoey and meaty goodness packed betwixt two parmesan crusted loafs, ideally hot and toasty with as much cheese as possible. As soon as a meatball marina touches my tongue it's like falling in love all over again. Even if it's been 6 times since I've eaten a meatball marina I just keep coming back for Subway's toe-twitching Italian seasonings. The pleasure of a meatball marinara keeps on coming over and over again. Every time I eat a meatball marina sandwich from Subway I sprint back to my bedside table and add a tally to my meatball-marina journal. I'm at 10 meatball marinaras now and I can't wait for the next bight. My body just locks up at the sight of a Subway meatball marinara. I wish I could plan a meatball marinara party so all of my friends and I can come together and eat meatball marinaras together. We can call it a "meatball marinara party" and if things get to messy there's a hot mop in the corner of the room to soak up our tomato meat juices. The trick is to eat it fast since the bread gets soooo wet from the tomato sauce. See not a lot of people know how to eat meatball marinaras these days. Mmmm meatball marinaras.

>> No.16742297
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16742297

based drukposters

Too inebriated to cook so I'm eating charcuterie including some muffuletta I made from scratch on sourdough I also made from scratch

WHAT A LIFE

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16742360

Hello /druk/ friends, got a job offer today and am celebrating, not sure if I'm going to chef up some ramen or not but its there just in case

>> No.16742364

>>16742038
fuck you old man

>> No.16742366

>>16742285
You ever cram one up your ass

>> No.16742467

>>16742093
That's always the worst, the hangover. Writing and puking is no fun, but in the end, I most certainly wont train some h1b foreiners.
867-5309/Jenny, LIVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

>> No.16742477

>>16742297
>charcuterie
spotted the gay man

>> No.16742488
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>>16742297
MONGO LIKE LIFE
MONGO LIKE BOOZE
MONGO LIKE BOOK

>> No.16742500

>>16742477
MAYBE SOME Faggy frenchy knowing they were going so sell outdated shit to our Aussie friends. The french are real whiney little cunts that lost a contract, whaaa whaaa and piss off.

>> No.16742533

>>16742269
Thighs in beef fat and halved potatoes

>> No.16742540
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>>16742297
>sourdough
Rad. I dumped my sourdough out not too long ago

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>>16742360
Let's celebrate!
Old pic btw

>> No.16742558
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Can you REALLY drunk post on /ck/ without a food+foot pic?

>> No.16742562

>>16742467
Ur based af

>> No.16742569

>>16742558
I looiik it alot

>> No.16742589
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Boned apple tea

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>>16742589

>> No.16742638

FUCK YOU OLD MAN DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>> No.16742647

>>16742638
Trying

>> No.16742679

>>16742647
im jk lol nice thread

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>>16742038

>> No.16742690

>>16742685
Love it. Gonna post this on b

>> No.16742802

>>16742685
I quit drinking two weeks ago. Sunday family dinners will never look the same to me now.
I thought we were "conversing boisterously." No, we were not. We were ten people giggling or shouting at each other. What the fuck ethanol, I thought you were a social butterfly

>> No.16742894

>>16742297
Muffeletta
>Based
I'm going to make some tomorrow

>> No.16743040

>>16742038
Quit that shit, you will lose your job and friends.

>> No.16743138

Based taco bell chad

>> No.16743141

>>16742802
Best of luck dude. Part of what helped me quit is how fucking embarrassing it is being too drunk

>> No.16743395

>>16742256
I can't eat anything from the moment I'm slighlty buzzed

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>>16742477
What ?

>> No.16743412

>>16743040
I miss having friends. I'm not even an alcoholic, just old.

>> No.16743413

>>16743141
Luckily there's cocaïn to compensate

>> No.16743586

great thread OP

>> No.16743754

>>16742256
When I drink, I never eat. Don't feel hungry when I'm drunk

>> No.16743843

>>16742038
why does this can wear a jacket?

>> No.16743909

>>16743754
Please don't drink on an empty stomach. You WILL fuck up your stomach.

>> No.16743945

>>16743141
>too drunk
Even slightly drunk. One guy usually "drinks responsibly", as in one or maybe two beers. But that "responsible" guy still acts moderately retarded, just not as much as the others.
It's like, "well I don't cut off BOTH my hands, just one."
Never again. I wonder what me and my buddies used to look like when we drank. Probably pissed on a lot of people's nights out...

>> No.16743949

>>16742589
I prefer bone-in apple tea.

>> No.16744183

>>16743040
>you will lose your job and friends
Too late

>> No.16745147

>>16743843
Maybe he just got out of a car, we call them coozies here, it's retarded I know, but it is.

>> No.16745152

>>16743843
It also doesn't leave condonsation rings on tables and shit, keeps the beer cold, etc...

>> No.16745193

I live by the river
The Clash Bonds 8 June 81 Full Concert Excellent Soundboard (HQ Audio Only)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOTj7WiYIrc

>> No.16745216

Just cracked a Coors light, lit a bonfire and put on Coheed and Cambria. What's up boys

>> No.16745229

>>16743843
Lets everyone know you're a homosexual.

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>>16745216
poliishing off a bottle of vodka and listening to >>16745193, it's a stupid Saturday afternoon. The weather is beautiful, I wish I had a girl to take out.

>> No.16745249

>>16745216
Post pics. And that one song has the best Intro. Cantt think of the name of it tho

>> No.16745254

>>16745237
>wish I had a girl to take out
Pick one up at walmart

>> No.16745261

>>16745254
nigs in the bathroom aren't my type

>> No.16745262

>>16745249
My phones pics are too large to post sadly. Is it Welcome Home?

>> No.16745264

>>16745262
Yup.and Crop it or screenshot it

>> No.16745267

>>16745262
If on Windows use Irfanview. Transfer the pics to your computer and do a resize, easy peasy.

>> No.16745275

>>16745264
>>16745267
I can't be bothered goddamn it. Just rest assured I'm chilling in a lawn chair by a modest fire having a cold brew and blasting Coheed and wondering why my neighbor is so weird

>> No.16745279

>>16745275
Good times!

>> No.16745280

>>16745275
Fuck. I better look outside and see if my neighbor is drinking and thinking I'm weird

>> No.16745290

>>16745279
Cheers
>>16745280
Cheers my weird neighbor. Why do you keep going into the U-Haul van to talk on the phone?

>> No.16745293

>>16745290
Lol. That's not me. I don't have a u haul

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>>16745293
We all know that your a cat lov er,

>> No.16745322

>>16743040
The bottle is my friend.

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>>16745322
And a good friend indeed it can be.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

>> No.16745340

>>16745331
The key is to moderate it my friends.

>> No.16745383

Putting on some Eagles now. The Long Run.

>> No.16745395

>>16745383
Heading to the liquor store RightNow. Will jam your song

>> No.16745402

>>16745395
Don't drive drunk man get an Uber. Never worth it to drive drunk. But definitely get him to blast some Eagles

>> No.16745625

>>16742548
these are the people you are posting with

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>>16745402
I dont drive drunk. Unless I was still drink from last night

>> No.16745750

>>16745331
I could drink a knob at night

>> No.16745810

>>16742038
Are you Budlightanon?
If so, how did you get drunk off 3.5% so quickly?

>> No.16745825

>>16743404
>literal sausagefest

>> No.16745900

>>16745810
No . And It's 4.2. was also drinking tequila and captain straight

>> No.16746006

>>16743404
how many times will I get cancer if I finish all of this

>> No.16746008

I'm drunk and the fire is still going. Met a couple neighbors and still playing Coheed.

>> No.16746161
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>mfw havnt been drunk in a month
at least last time I got smashed it was with my dad
Have a drink for me lads .

>> No.16746190

>>16742093
>boomer btw

That was obvious by your choice of beer

>> No.16746274

Been drinking for like 4 hours now feel pretty good
All beer, yingling which is shit but the store had no PBR and I worasnt getting a 24 pack or craft on sale so I got this white trash shit. Oh well it's ok
Also have some vodka, forget the names some shit from Austin Texas. Very good for a $15 750ml bottle. Yes I live in ABC cuck world. But svedka is the same price and tastes like actual paint thinner, meanwhile I had like 6 shots worth of this stuff in like 8 oz of Arizona tea before it tasted noticeably boozy. Or maybe I'm just drunk. Anyway, good stuff but I'm out of mixers and have work tomorrow so I guess I'll just drink more yingling until I get full and pass out
Halfway through Paramore's entire discography, fuck anyone who says this isn't gusic

>> No.16746308

>>16745625
grim

>> No.16746313

>>16743754
I get ravenously hungry once I'm a little bit drunk.

>> No.16746612
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we have liftoff

>> No.16746624

>>16746274
PBR is the definition of white trash.
Drink some Yuro non-lager import or cider

>> No.16746636

>>16745625
he seems ok to me

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>standing like a human
real humans don't have to pretend to be human

>> No.16746838

>>16746624
>>16746274
fuck you and fuck you. there are some great lagers out there.
macrobreweries have exploited the definition.

>> No.16747063

>>16742060
fucking hell, rum and taco bell. You must hate your stomach

>> No.16747865

eleven

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>>16746161
had one yesterday with the sisters husband. Good lad, great times. Quality over quantity and this is coming from a former controll freak with abandonment and loneliness feelings. Its so much better to share a glass woth a real nigga than with fake mfs like you wouldnt believe. Hope you had a blast with your dad.

>> No.16748244

>>16746313
Everyone I know gets super hungry after drinking but it makes me not want to eat. I'm the opposite with smoking cigarettes though. If I smoke a dart, I get hungry