Bros...

[Anonymous No.16731247]

It's out

[Anonymous No.16731257]

>>16731247
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.16731258]

get the fuck out of the way peasant

[Anonymous No.16731259]

Comfort-Sama please, I'm already fat enough.

[Anonymous No.16731262]

drinking eggs.. cringe

[Anonymous No.16731274]

>>16731247
oh shit it dropped?!

[Anonymous No.16731279]

>>16731247
>non-alcoholic
Might as well just call it liquid fat fuck at that point.

[Anonymous No.16731280]

>>16731247
egg nog is so good bros. what alcohol if any do you like to put in yours?

[Anonymous No.16731283]

>>16731262
>he doesn't drink eggs
Why are you even on this website?

[Anonymous No.16731289]

>>16731279
It's a tax thing. You add your own alcohol to it.

>>16731280
Gotta be Lambs, amber rum.

[Anonymous No.16731291]

im going to SHOUT
i fucking mlove egg nog.. egng NOG

[Anonymous No.16731303]

apple cider is the true seasonal beverage for chads

[Anonymous No.16731306]

>>16731303
Put apple brandy in your apple cider, it's a game changer.

[Anonymous No.16731308]

>>16731289
>>16731306
kys alcoholics

[Anonymous No.16731318]

>>16731247
best time of year

[Anonymous No.16731321]

>>16731308
This is a thread about a traditional alcoholic beverage. You seem confused.

[Anonymous No.16731328]

Nestle Toll House pumpkin spic cookies?
Fuck yea.

[Anonymous No.16731331]

Oh fuck I can’t wait to buy a case of it.
You haven’t lived until you’ve used SoCo eggnog in place of milk on a bowl of Crunch Berries.

[Anonymous No.16731378]

>>16731328
how do you even get to this point

[Anonymous No.16731385]

I always wondered who the fuck actually drinks Eggnog lmao

[Anonymous No.16731389]

>>16731280
Dark rum for alcoholic sharpness and cognac for some fruity flavour. Tastes like raisins.

[Anonymous No.16731407]

[Anonymous No.16731427]

>>16731385
>sips diet coke

[Anonymous No.16731432]

>>16731385
Just us pesky white people, Jose.

[Anonymous No.16731438]

>>16731280
I make egg nog white Russians with vodka and Kahlúa. You could add some Baileys Irish Cream if that's your thing.

[Anonymous No.16731442]

>>16731389
Best dark rum? You mean like kraken?

[Anonymous No.16731461]

>>16731308
I know that feel.
Doc says I'm supposed to cut out drinking for roughly a year, shit's been gay.
I am so very envious of everyone who still gets booze, went on a tropical vacation and everyone around me had mai tais and bahama mamas, fuckers.

[Anonymous No.16731543]

>>16731308
have sex

[Anonymous No.16731606]

>>16731432
I'm Whiter than you and I've never had Eggnog

[Anonymous No.16731616]

>$3 for a single egg, some sugar, and water

[Anonymous No.16731617]

>>16731442
Kraken is spiced, though it would probably work good too. Dark rum would be like Gosling's or Myer's; they have a heavy molasses flavor to them.

[Anonymous No.16731627]

>>16731385
People who enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.16731649]

>>16731247
Imagine not buying the best.

[Anonymous No.16731660]

>>16731442
I use Plantation dark most of the time. Imo most dark rums will work. I'd avoid spiced rums though.

[Anonymous No.16731671]

>>16731262
Egg based cocktails are top tier

[Anonymous No.16731677]

>>16731280
Cognac or bourbon, sometimes both. >>16731303
Nog is for when the temperatures drop and you need some fat to help warm you up

[Anonymous No.16731690]

>>16731378
Step 1: have your country run by jews

[Anonymous No.16731713]

>>16731328
I'm pretty much that fat and it's just because I love eating. I also don't exercise unless you count my job but it's not exactly physically demanding. The biggest contributor to my obesity has to be soda though. I just fucking love soda, I can't quit drinking it.

[Anonymous No.16731881]

>>16731247
I get a carton every year, drink 1 glass, and end up letting the rest go bad and dumping it down the drain

[Anonymous No.16731911]

I put it in my coffee instead of cream or milk

[Anonymous No.16731917]

>>16731247
I'm 2 weeks sober but the cold weather and drinking culture of the holidays is going to be tough. I don't think I'm going to make it

[Anonymous No.16731921]

>>16731917
Stay strong bro

[Anonymous No.16731929]

>>16731279
Grocery store nog separates if you put any significant amount of liquor in it anyways. You're best off making your own if you want to get the whole family sloshed, so long as you don't mind a sore wrist from all the whisking.

[Anonymous No.16732005]

I hate nogs

[Anonymous No.16732011]

>>16731247
>Southern Comfort Egg Nog
>Non-Alcoholic

Americans are such abject retards. I love it.

[Anonymous No.16732023]

>>16731881
What mental illness compels a man to commit such vile crimes?

[Anonymous No.16732026]

what is egg nog?

[Anonymous No.16732030]

>>16732011
Read the thread faggot

[Anonymous No.16732036]

>>16731247
im CUMMMMMMMMMMING

[Anonymous No.16732043]

>>16732011
>buying premixed cocktails
Absolute fucking trash-tier.
You buy nonalcoholic nog so you can add your liquor of choice in the amount of your choice.
Do you seriously not buy alcohol separate from mixer ingredients?

[Anonymous No.16732052]

>>16732030
Thread the read, faggot

[Anonymous No.16732070]

>>16732043
This. People who point out its non alcoholic are literally retarded and should be embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.16732074]

>>16731617
>>>16731442
>Kraken is spiced, though it would probably work good too. Dark rum would be like Gosling's or Myer's; they have a heavy molasses flavor to them
This. Don't want the spiced rum myself, and don't want the eggnog already spice, either.
I want Myers or Appleton, whichever I have that is aged the most, or a Barbancourt or Flor de Cana, whatever I have. I want to add my own grate of whole nutmeg, because I like it floating on top, so I want the thickest nog, and least flavored or adulterated.

If you have them local to you, I think Farm Store's does the best thick eggnog for adding rum and nutmeg yourself.

[Anonymous No.16732084]

>>16732011
actual retard

[Anonymous No.16732098]

>non alcoholic
why must american businesses be such prudes

[Anonymous No.16732107]

>>16732098
see >>16732043
rent free btw

[Anonymous No.16732111]

i prefer my nog with no alcohol

[Anonymous No.16732121]

>eggnog
>pumpkin pie
we are back fall bros!

[Anonymous No.16732128]

>>16732052
Read the faggot, thread.

[Anonymous No.16732135]

>>16731306
applejack chads, our time in now

[Anonymous No.16732136]

>>16732111
I was in the same boat until I tried cognac with my 'nog.

[Anonymous No.16732228]

>check ingredients
>HFCS
>check all the different brands
>HFCS
>go to another supermarket and do the same
>every fucking brand has HFCS
>they all taste like shit
>i have to make my own eggnog like some kind of caveman

[Anonymous No.16732279]

>>16731649
>I used to live 20 mins from Oberweis headquarters.
>Now I live thouasands of miles away in a place where shitty milk can cost as high as $10 a gallon.

[Anonymous No.16732287]

>>16732121
Autumn chads.... we have arrived.

[Anonymous No.16732294]

>>16732084
>>16732030
>>16732043
>buy egg nog made by liquor company
>doesn't contain alcohol

I'm starting to understand why you guys left behind billions of dollars of military hardware when you ran with your tail between your legs from Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.16732298]

>>16732279
>5% discount on milk proudly displayed

Holy kek.

[Anonymous No.16732315]

>>16731247
Way too fucking early

[Anonymous No.16732326]

>>16732315
Hey. I got it in, I put it out. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16732472]

>>16731917
11 weeks over here, Oktoberfest, Halloween, and Christmas are all going to be brutal.
At least there are a lot of refreshing cold NA beverages for the summer, there's no teetotaler's answer to gluwine.

[Anonymous No.16732495]

>>16732228
Have you checked out a hippie store?
Dunno if hippies do nog, but if anybody has a 16$/half gallon for free-range-ass cane-sugar-only nog, it would be a natural foods store.
Lots of richfags in my neighborhood, so the grocery store has a cane sugar amish brand that's thick as a brick.

[Anonymous No.16732536]

>>16732228
Cry more faggot. There's literally nothing wrong with HFCS in eggnog.

[Anonymous No.16732546]

>>16732294
Troll harder yuropoor.

[Anonymous No.16732582]

>>16731247
That cinnamon shit is the best

[Anonymous No.16732588]

>>16731280
Virgin for me

[Anonymous No.16732645]

>>16731247
>that one missing row because the temperature gauge

[Anonymous No.16732875]

>>16731649
Oberweis is easy to find in St Louis. Their ice cream parlors are amazing.

[Anonymous No.16732885]

>>16731247
Dammit there goes my diet.

There's only a few things in this world I'll break a diet for, and nog's one of them. Others are fresh warm donuts and pecan pie.

[Anonymous No.16732892]

>actually mixed SoCo with this stuff one year
>just ended up vomiting the next day

[Anonymous No.16732945]

>>16731308
>alcoholics
You're getting mixed up, cider drinkers are stuck-up better-than-you twats.

[Anonymous No.16732963]

>>16731432
Tfw I'm brown and drink the fuck out of egg nog.

[Anonymous No.16733020]

>>16731247
Jesus Christ, Halloween hasn’t even passed yet.

[Anonymous No.16733058]

>>16732945
>cider drinkers are stuck-up better-than-you twats.
Nah we just want people to realize something other than beer is an option desu. I love Angry Orchard for how mainstream it's gotten, but I wish they tasted better.

[Anonymous No.16733363]

>>16731247
>It's out
Who the fuck cares? You can make it any time you want. What's your favorite recipe for eggnog?

[Anonymous No.16733387]

>>16731247
Best mixer?

[Anonymous No.16733543]

>>16733363
Meh, too much effort for something that tastes just as good as store-bought.

[Anonymous No.16733777]

>>16732536
it tastes like SHIT

[Anonymous No.16733844]

>storebought nog
youre all faggots.

[Anonymous No.16733858]

>>16733363
This. I'm more excited for my local orchard's unpasturized mother fucking apple cider. That shit is mana from heaven.

[Anonymous No.16733864]

>>16731247
One year I poured myself a glass of eggnog and took a sip and there was this giant blob of egg snot that hadn't been properly blended in. I have not been able to drink eggnog since without running it through a sieve first

[Anonymous No.16733875]

>>16733864
Pussy

[Anonymous No.16733888]

>>16733875
Are you offering? Cause I'm getting bored with your sisters

[Anonymous No.16733900]

>>16733864
The carton says to shake well, idiot.

[Anonymous No.16733905]

>>16732279

Hawaii? Saipan? Guam?

[Anonymous No.16733917]

christmas can't come fast enough

[Anonymous No.16734166]

>>16733905
Hawaii

[Anonymous No.16734807]

>>16733058
>Angry Orchard

so artificial apple flavored soda and vodka?
enjoy your diabetes

[Anonymous No.16734816]

>>16731407
Sounds like what the yankees call taylor ham. Disgusting bastards put sugar in their cornbread too. Makes me SICK!

[Anonymous No.16734832]

>>16734166

Checked. But wtf, you've surpassed even Canada. Is everything that expensive? How much do you pay for your daily tin of Spam?

[Anonymous No.16734833]

imagine wanting to skip the best season for some jewish corporate holiday

[Anonymous No.16734847]

>>16734816
So you have no idea what taylor ham is then?

[Anonymous No.16734916]

>>16734847
I had it once and it tasted like bologna but with less salt and nutmeg or something thrown in.

[Anonymous No.16735177]

step aside

[Anonymous No.16735206]

>>16732228
>Noooooooo I don't want a 60:40 ratio of fructose:glucose I want pure sugar which will immediately be broken down to 50:50 fructose:glucose in my mouth and digestive systemerino

Why are Americans so retarded

[Anonymous No.16735211]

Noggers.

[Anonymous No.16735227]

>>16735206
>if you don't want corporations shitting subsidy juice down your throat you're soy
The absolute state of "dialogue" on /ck/

[Anonymous No.16735231]

A classic.

[Anonymous No.16735237]

>>16731713
post pics

[Anonymous No.16735279]

>>16732294
>don’t buy premixed drinks like eurotrash
>that’s why the Afghan army abandoned their stuff
Based rent-free schizo

[Anonymous No.16735293]

>>16735227
>sugar isn’t subsidized in sugar-producing countries
Actually yeah, shitting your pants over 55-60% fructose vs 50% is pretty fucking faggoty and soy.

[Anonymous No.16735533]

>>16732287
i love that cozy image, i love egg nog, i love pumpkins, i love cinnamon and nutmeg, i love cool weather, i love the pretty leaves, i love the upcoming holidays, i love autumn and i love you!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16736216]

>>16732287
>autumn
Oh no no no no
https://youtu.be/LVtRLcvKdi0

[Anonymous No.16736222]

>>16731283
Is this... bottled eggs?

[Anonymous No.16736242]

>>16731385
My dad used to make the best homemade eggnog with whiskey, rum, brandy, powdered sugar, cream, and eggs.

[Anonymous No.16736465]

>>16732645
It’s not missing, it’s just been moved to the front. Look at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.16736476]

>not waiting till after christmas when they go for $1

[Anonymous No.16736740]

>>16731385
When I was in highschool I used to love eating eggnog and ritz crackers during the holidays. How tf I didn't turn out fat is a mystery, god bless genetics.

[Anonymous No.16736747]

>>16734166
Dude I'm never living on an Island. Fuck that shit the logistics for the supply chain must be a massive pain.

[Anonymous No.16736752]

>>16733900
That's because it seperates and the spices pool at the bottom of the carton not to blend the eggs you buttfucking retard

[Anonymous No.16736815]

>>16731247
*whew!* for a minute, there, i thought it wasn't going to be there in time for christmas

[Anonymous No.16736831]

>>16736242
Based dad. Eggnog isn't very difficult to make at home and you will use superior ingredients without even trying.