/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16729243]

So, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.16729267]

>>16729243
The one at the bottom has the highest speed though. you can run fast.

[Anonymous No.16729272]

>>16729243
Mini carts always when I go to a large grocery store

[Anonymous No.16729273]

small cart chad checking in

[Anonymous No.16729275]

>>16729267
it compromises your balance, reducing your speed.
it is still the superior choice for small-volume lightweight runs.
top is good for low-volume high-weight runs.
middle is a safe choice, but unless you're doing an extremely high-volume run, its not optimal.

[Anonymous No.16729278]

Small and light carts will be a pain to maneuver if a wheel is fucked like usual, so either second or last depending how much I'm buying

[Anonymous No.16729287]

>>16729275
No it doesnt! i usually attach a rope to the basket and clip it to my pants so i can drag the basket behind me like a horse pulling a wagon.

[Anonymous No.16729294]

>>16729278
You can push the small cart one handed so you can read your grocery list or stealth fap to the milf brappers

[Anonymous No.16729295]

obligatory

https://youtu.be/zi-f_J6hV-g

[Anonymous No.16729298]

>>16729287
sounds like you need the unlockable boss

[Anonymous No.16729300]

Basket - great if you're actually gay
Baby cart - gets what basket bitches need done with only partial insult to the user's gender identity
Shopping cart - this is what men use to get well needed ration, or their wives use to feed the man's family. Only choice a winner would make.

[Anonymous No.16729304]

>>16729298
The jew fears the hybrid cart

[Anonymous No.16729309]

>>16729243
Number 2 actually has an out of bounds glitch which I won't share because fuck you.

[Anonymous No.16729310]

>>16729243
I've never seen the one at the top, just the double decker ones

[Anonymous No.16729326]

I take the big cart even if im only getting a couple of things

>>16729310
same

[Anonymous No.16729341]

>>16729243
Which one has the highest Magic stat

[Anonymous No.16729345]

Anything bigger than a hand basket should be an online delivery.

[Anonymous No.16729349]

>>16729243
Basket when the store is walking distance and I carry groceries home, cart if I’m taking a car.

[Anonymous No.16729357]

>>16729341

[Anonymous No.16729359]

>>16729357
what in the ever-loving fuck

[Anonymous No.16729365]

>>16729359

[Anonymous No.16729381]

>>16729365

[Anonymous No.16729406]

>>16729357
>>16729365
Carts from Silent Hill

[Anonymous No.16729430]

>>16729365
>yo i heard you like carts so we put a cart IN yo cart!

[Anonymous No.16729437]

>>16729300
the basket is the least gay option since it requires strength when its fully loaded with cans.

[Anonymous No.16729490]

>>16729243
i take a basket and i put a singular can of monster in it

[Anonymous No.16729511]

I take #3, cause of unloading speedhack. Just put it on the conveyor and gently tip it over.

[Anonymous No.16729526]

number 3 because I hate when people don't know how to maneuver those big ass ones and get locked in traffic jams

[Anonymous No.16729529]

>>16729310
there's a store near me that has double decker things you can put a basket into

[Anonymous No.16729531]

>those people who would come into our store every fucking day, buy like 3 items with a basket instead of using a cart and shopping for a week or two

maybe they just liked the store but come on

[Anonymous No.16729534]

>>16729243
I prefer a cart cause it helps keep people the fuck away from me. And I don't mean because of plague. I just like having personal space between me and randoms in public.

[Anonymous No.16729568]

>>16729300
Holy insecurities batman

[Anonymous No.16729569]

My nearest grocery story phased out hand baskets when COVID hit and hasn't brought them back. Still only carts.

[Anonymous No.16729572]

>>16729267
cart has higher speed, but it has lower acceleration so you don't get to make full use of it on most courses.

[Anonymous No.16729573]

>>16729531
It's very metropolitan

[Anonymous No.16729580]

>>16729300

You are like little babby:

>Flat bed cart at Costco - Evokes Home Depot instead of a womanly grocery store.

I use the ole' flat bed even when just buying a $5 rotisserie chicken and nothing else. After leaving the store, I pop the chicken into the back of my pickup truck, which I've left immediately outside the door, in the fire lane, with the blinkers on, locked, engine running, air conditioning on.

But at least I return the flat bed to the cart corral before going back inside to get a victory hot dog. After all, I'm not a monster.

[Anonymous No.16729585]

>>16729243

I like the Ikea carts, which someone once called "European style", where all four wheels swivel. Those things float like a hovercraft.

[Anonymous No.16729591]

>>16729298
DId anyone ever actually saw anyone using it as a cart and not just a big basket?

[Anonymous No.16729596]

>>16729585
>all four wheels swivel
We need like some kind of omnidirectional ball wheel carts.

[Anonymous No.16729598]

>>16729243
i just have a cloth bag that i use as a cart. saves me the trouble of dealing with the cart at all. also good tendon training because i can hold it with as many fingers as i want to depending on the load

[Anonymous No.16729608]

>>16729275
>it compromises your balance
>being this weak
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.16729663]

>>16729243

[Anonymous No.16729692]

>>16729569
>My nearest grocery story phased out hand baskets when COVID hit

That makes no fucking sense.

[Anonymous No.16729694]

>>16729663
>no afterburner
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16729712]

not my problem

[Anonymous No.16729979]

>>16729692
I think the theory was that the big carts created a buffer space between people.

[Anonymous No.16730000]

One cuck cart please

[Anonymous No.16730073]

>>16729300
This

[Anonymous No.16730090]

>Groceries for one
Small cart
>Groceries for multiple people or long term meal prep
Big cart
>Just running in to grab a couple things
Basket

[Anonymous No.16730099]

>>16729365
>>16729357
BAUHAUS

[Anonymous No.16730101]

>>16729490
Indescribably based

[Anonymous No.16730107]

>>16729365
Do these exist in grocery stores? I've only ever seen them at Microcenter.

[Anonymous No.16730110]

>>16729531
What's the issue here? Perhaps they like to decide what to eat each day? I don't see why it gets you so butthurt

[Anonymous No.16730113]

>>16729273
>t.

[Anonymous No.16730119]

>>16730113
lol

[Anonymous No.16730133]

>>16729298
I hate the fucking sound that shit makes.

[Anonymous No.16730163]

>>16729275
Oh I see now, you're completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.16730169]

>>16729591
you drag it behind you retard

[Anonymous No.16730174]

>>16729531
I do it to make the staff seethe when I fuck up the self serve aisle repeatedly.
t. Goes to supermarket 5 times a week

[Anonymous No.16730181]

I get a big cart and leave it on a curb when im done with it

[Anonymous No.16730205]

>>16729531
at my loneliest ill visit a grocery store 4 times a week buying only exactly what i need for the next day or two if only to be around people

[Anonymous No.16730208]

>>16729243
>pick the middle and have to bend down too much
>pick the bottom and can't lean on it while shopping
small carts are for fat chads only

[Anonymous No.16730212]

>>16729531
If I bought my groceries for 2 weeks in one trip I'd die of alcohol poisoning because I'm a retard with no self control.
Plus I like testing my jokes with cashiers because they're forced to interact with me.
Plus if I thought of a good joke a few days after my bi-monthly grocery run I'd probably forget it by the next time I go shopping.

[Anonymous No.16730213]

>>16729357
The last place around me that had this kind of cart was a chain called Kealeys that went out of business in the late 1980's. Nice enough store but they couldn't keep up with the competition.

[Anonymous No.16730327]

>>16729243
Large cart of course, I only go to the grocery store once per month.

[Anonymous No.16730432]

>>16729531
My grandfather was friends with half the staff, he shopped at the same place like 4 times a week.
Just for 2 or so things at a time.

[Anonymous No.16730445]

>>16729294
I thought only I did this

[Anonymous No.16730447]

>>16729243
this has got to be the stupidest thread i've ever seen on here. you killed a McChicken thread for this?????

[Anonymous No.16730453]

>>16729531
I do my shopping like that. I enjoy the walk to the store and I sometimes get lucky and find items with reduced price because of short date.
I understand doing weekly shopping if you have a long drive to the store, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.16730458]

>>16729357
Only ever see these at Microcenter.

[Anonymous No.16730469]

>>16729357
>>16729365
>>16730107

In southern California I saw these a few years ago at Stater Bros. Now they have the normal big one and the small double deckers.

[Anonymous No.16730471]

>>16730212
>Plus I like testing my jokes with cashiers because they're forced to interact with me
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.16730637]

>>16729531
I also do that but with a bag.

[Anonymous No.16730641]

>>16729267
I can go faster on number two because I can run really fast then ride it.

[Anonymous No.16730643]

>>16729365
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16730656]

I maxxed DEF

[Anonymous No.16730665]

>go into grocers totally bypass the carts and baskets
>"im only going to get a few things"
>starting to look like an idiot just trying to hold all my groceries
>go back and get a basket
>still have like 2/3 of the aisles to go through
>basket fills up
>go back for a cart
>have to end up calling a taxi to get all my groceries home
>now i just do the grocery stires delivery program.

[Anonymous No.16730676]

I haven't been to a supermarket in years. I suppose my wife uses one of the carts.

[Anonymous No.16730868]

>>16729243
I just park my car in the produce section and put my groceries in the trunk.

[Anonymous No.16730912]

>>16729243
The big cart, I need a big cart when I'm bowling over enemy shoppers in the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.16730922]

>>16729243
I've never in my life seen the top one

[Anonymous No.16730930]

>>16730912
>not picking the speedy cart and attaching blades to the spokes of the wheels to slice the achilles tendons of your rival consumers
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16730941]

I always pick the largest one, regardless of what I'm buying. I also walk dead center so all the cucks with the cuckcarts have to swerve, I only make room for a fellow maxcarter.

[Anonymous No.16730951]

You're a fookin pussy if you choose the small cart. It's too light, not enough counterweight to skate around on it. Big carts are just as agile if you get gud at wheelying them. God damn I really thought better of you /ck/ but yall are just a bunch of yuppie taintwipes I guess

[Anonymous No.16730969]

>>16729437
It's a metal purse.

[Anonymous No.16730974]

>>16729243
Basket. Always.

[Anonymous No.16730985]

>>1672953
Thats literally all european metropoles

[Anonymous No.16730991]

Real chads know

[Anonymous No.16731005]

>>16729357
These were best for riding on, but we were middle class Stater Bros sucks

[Anonymous No.16731010]

>>16731005
hot damn that is a good looking dog

[Anonymous No.16731014]

>>16729531
I'm lonely and shy please don't criticize me

[Anonymous No.16731015]

>>16729243
I have never seen a small cart in my life
Those would be nice

[Anonymous No.16731025]

for me, it's basket on wheels

[Anonymous No.16731036]

>>16729531
be nice to him. >>16731014

[Anonymous No.16731060]

>>16731025
The fucking asshole basket, always dragged with arm stretched out at maximum distance. I ram these fucks at every opportunity and they apologize every time.

[Anonymous No.16731061]

>imagine walking like filth

[Anonymous No.16731085]

Where my handbasket bros at? Tiny forearm cart pushers need not apply

[Anonymous No.16731087]

>>16729531
An American wrote this post.

[Anonymous No.16731098]

>>16731085
>buying pathetic amounts of spinach with that cuck basket

[Anonymous No.16731115]

[Anonymous No.16731148]

The city I'm in recently started charging for plastic bags so I got two large, firm bags of my own that I push around in the big cart, so that I always know exactly how much I can carry.

[Anonymous No.16731151]

>>16731010
Thanks bro it's some kind of deluxe dodger dog, I just stick with the regs. Damn fine dog and a great stadium

[Anonymous No.16731165]

>>16729243
I always pick the middle one first. Go to the freezer isle and fill it full of perishables and ice cream then park the cart somewhere where everything melts and gets ruined.

Then I go grab what I need and carry it all in my arms, then use self checkout and don't pay for half. I also triple bag, cause I like to throw the bags out the window while I'm driving home

[Anonymous No.16731184]

>>16731165
no you don't, faggot

[Anonymous No.16731188]

>>16729267
im fat af so i cant run fast

[Anonymous No.16731197]

>>16731184
can confirm he does, i do the same thing
i also stand around watching people stack the shelves and ask them if they can reach high up items for me and i rip price lables off my products so the cashier has to call somebody down for price check

[Anonymous No.16731204]

>>16729531

I like grocery shopping and I'd rather get what I need when I need it rather than piling up two weeks worth of things. Besides, in the times I have done a weeks worth of shopping a small car is still all I've needed for me and my family.

The only people that have big carts are filling it with pop, frozen shit, and hoarder tier quantities of meat that will sit untouched and freezer burned.

[Anonymous No.16731221]

>>16731061
Yeah but you are sitting in it. You really want to sit on a cart that only fat smelly people ride on? Do you really think those are cleaned well at all?

[Anonymous No.16731267]

>>16729243
People here are unaware of their surroundings and I shop every other day. Basket. It outright humiliates a lot of them when I dance around them.

[Anonymous No.16731307]

>>16729357
>>16729365
goddamn you just sent me back to 2006

[Anonymous No.16731647]

>>16729243
the top two are just ploys that make you spend more money. no human needs more than they should be able to carry.

[Anonymous No.16731884]

>>16729267

You can use trolleys as push scooters though.

[Anonymous No.16731898]

>>16729243

But what about defence and and other stat bonus perks though? This matters to me more in case a violent chimp out occurs at the local supermarket.

[Anonymous No.16731907]

>>16729300

>not carrying everything in your hands or holding the front of your shirt up to carry stuff in the pocket created.

[Anonymous No.16731914]

>>16730643
No u

[Anonymous No.16731925]

>>16729243

[Anonymous No.16731926]

>>16729243

>trolley requires a pound coin to unlock
>only carry credit cards with me

[Anonymous No.16731932]

>>16729243
for me, it's #1, the all-rounder
#3 fills up too fast and #2 is just so much bigger than necessary unless you're buying for a family.

[Anonymous No.16731942]

>>16731926
you can get keyrings with a pound-shaped thingy on for this very reason

[Anonymous No.16731978]

>>16731647
Some people have families

[Anonymous No.16732009]

>>16731925
We aren't allowed to bring re-useable bags here anymore. Which is terrible for people who use bicycles or walk because you can't bring insulated bags for frozen stuff.

[Anonymous No.16732014]

>>16729531
i don't think more than 2 days in advance

[Anonymous No.16732027]

>>16729692
since the start of covid companies have been using it as an excuse for all sorts of cost cutting measures that obviously have nothing to do with the kung flu

[Anonymous No.16732237]

>>16729531
i dont like going to strip clubs
i like going to your store to ogle the cute cashier and daydream about growing old with her

[Anonymous No.16732442]

>>16729267
You are wrong there anon I go for pure bulk strength

[Anonymous No.16732464]

>>16729243
S
E
A, maybe low S

[Anonymous No.16732494]

>>16732009
Where the FUCK do you live?

[Anonymous No.16732624]

>>16729243
More importantly, what do you call the top 2? For me it's a buggy.

[Anonymous No.16732646]

>>16729591
I put my kid in one and pulled him around.

[Anonymous No.16732652]

>>16729310
>DLC region locked to the UK

[Anonymous No.16732654]

>>16730000
>do one big shopping trip every 2 to 3 weeks
>use little cuck cart for fresh goods.
Not hard to do. I do it with my family, my parents did the same.

[Anonymous No.16732662]

>>16729243
I prefer a basket but I’m buying like a month’s worth of groceries so I’ll take 4 of them please

[Anonymous No.16732871]

>>16730656
extra space for your animal compatriots. exellent choice

[Anonymous No.16732899]

>>16732494
Illinois. It's not a law, but all grocers have adopted it.

[Anonymous No.16732916]

>>16730991
I loved those as a kid.

[Anonymous No.16732985]

[Anonymous No.16733033]

>>16730212
cute

[Anonymous No.16733083]

>>16732985
The fall I spent picking crooked wood for contractors at Home Depot was the worst months of my entire life

[Anonymous No.16733465]

>>16729300
>got filtered by a fucking basket
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.16733475]

>>16733465
Another Nancy strutting out to defend her choices in life. You go, girl!

[Anonymous No.16733484]

>>16733475
pencil forearms typed this

[Anonymous No.16733492]

>>16733484
Catty... that's so unlike limp wristed homosexuals, curious.

[Anonymous No.16733501]

>>16733475
this dude doesn't live everyday seeing the opportunity for improvement. ask me how I know you're tuckered after a brisk 3 minute jog

[Anonymous No.16733518]

>>16733501
Cope more, Elton. Btfo

[Anonymous No.16733546]

>>16733492
You talk like a fag. I bet you push your cart with your ass

[Anonymous No.16733573]

>>16733546
This is text you're just hearing the echo of gayness in your empty house.

[Anonymous No.16733588]

>>16731085
put 1 jug of milk in and you're fucked. No thanks

[Anonymous No.16733595]

>>16729531
sometimes I just need 1 or 2 things on my way to or home from work
sometimes I dont feel like what I originally had planned for dinner, so I go and buy something else
sometimes I just run out of 1 or 2 very important things (like beer or milk) and need to top-up mid-week.

also there are a lot of cityfags that literally do a daily grocery shop just for the food they need that day.

[Anonymous No.16733604]

[Anonymous No.16733624]

>>16729310
why would anyone ever use this shit. Like what's the reasoning?

[Anonymous No.16733654]

>>16733588
>you're fucked
You are string bean.

>>16733573
Nope, I read it how you wrote it, ellipsis and all. If you speak how you write your wrist is limper than overcooked pasta

[Anonymous No.16733662]

>>16733654
Bit long in the tooth for a queer, you must just be a chick.

[Anonymous No.16733665]

>>16731061
>I need you EZ-Shopper 8000 my strength is waning

[Anonymous No.16733680]

>>16733662
>Bit long in the tooth
Who the fuck talks like that? Are you calling me old for understanding how grammar works? Did your grandpa say that one day and you just think it means something bad? Go do some forearm curls cart pusher.

[Anonymous No.16733690]

>>16733624
Wanting more than a basket but not an entire cart's worth. I appreciate them for reducing congestion, especially in stores with shittily laid out, tight aisles.

[Anonymous No.16733695]

>>16733680
Queer means a homosexual which was a refence to you since you admit to using baskets in the store. Think more suck less men off.

[Anonymous No.16733707]

>>16729243
Basket for singles shopping
Large trolley for family shopping
Small trolley for liquor stores and similar

Simple

[Anonymous No.16733720]

>>16729243
Basket only. I speedrun the store because my social anxiety makes it torture to be observed by others.

[Anonymous No.16733724]

>>16733695
So you talk like a queer and you have no reading comprehension. You stopped using all your sassy wording I noticed. >You go, girl! lmao what a joke

[Anonymous No.16733737]

>>16733724
Did you think my advising you to suck off less men was an earnest recommendation?
You might want to reevaluate calling other people illiterate, Liberace.

[Anonymous No.16733740]

>>16733720
This is basket users. Mentally ill pansies or single women.
No offense.

[Anonymous No.16733759]

>>16733737
Once again reading comprehension. I understand you can read the words so you are not illiterate but you don't comprehend them. Re read that last sentence before continuing. Its okay you'll get there, like one day your forearms will be strong enough to hold the weight of your sustenance. Until then push your cart and try not to slouch on the handle bar, I know its hard to keep your fatass upright but its good for your posture.

[Anonymous No.16733766]

>>16733740
It is not strong to prey on the weakness of others.

[Anonymous No.16733767]

>>16733737
>>16733759
get a room faggots

[Anonymous No.16733771]

>>16733767
>room
trolley

[Anonymous No.16733779]

>>16733767
You wanna call this ref I'm punching a downed man at this point

[Anonymous No.16733784]

>>16733779
People call you gay so much it doesn't even register anymore, right?

[Anonymous No.16733789]

>>16732009
Go into the store and when they tell you that you can't bring in a bag, ignore them. 99% of wagies aren't payed enough to care. If an employee DOES bother you, they are obviously a lefty busy body, so just tell them they are being racist and oppressing you. If they retort that you aren't black, start screaming at them that you are racially fluid, that they're racist, and that they are a double nigger.

[Anonymous No.16733794]

>>16733784
Why would I care what a lesser-than says?

[Anonymous No.16733797]

maneuverability is key, i need to collect my produce and get out of there, i know what you're thinking - what if you've had a hip replacement?

then slow and steady wins the race my friend but i am all about getting my shit and the day i can't hold a basket full of goods is the day i burn this world to ashes. so say we all.

[Anonymous No.16733818]

>>16733789
I don't live in a piece of shit city. I only have a few stores and I know the people who work there.

[Anonymous No.16733826]

>>16733794
>spazzes out for 180 minutes in defense of his flitty shopping habits
a good question

[Anonymous No.16733837]

>>16733797
Yes this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.16733838]

>>16729243
Basket for one or two days' shopping.
Middle for anything more significant.
Top, for a duel to the death.

Also,
Fuck
Marry
Kill

[Anonymous No.16733842]

>>16729357
Bauhaus confirmed

[Anonymous No.16733848]

>>16733826
My hands stay firmly on my basket. Your hands reach for anything to throw to see if it sticks. We are not the same.

[Anonymous No.16733862]

>>16733848
>We Are Not The Same.
yeah that's why I've been saying you're a homo this whole time. get a clue, capote.

[Anonymous No.16733871]

>>16733838
fuck the basket, always up for it
marry the big cart, won't fuck you over
kill the speedster, i can't compete if my cart wife gets one look it's rolling out the door

[Anonymous No.16733884]

>>16733862
Your fixation on homosexuals is suspect. Also why did you misquote me and capitalize the first letter of every word? And why did you pretend to be a third party >>16733767? Keep pushing that cart though.

[Anonymous No.16733896]

>>16733884
just a little autism test

[Anonymous No.16733933]

>>16733896
Okay so you went from calling me gay, to projecting your own autism, to pretending to be another anon. You still haven't said anything about your pencil thin forearms. Do baskets make you have to put them on your hip like a mother with child? Can you not plan out what to get from first to last? Have you ever even experienced the joy of using your muscles?

[Anonymous No.16733940]

>>16729243
For me, it is the cardboard boxes in my local ghetto asian market cause the 4 stolen Albertsons carts they have are being used.

[Anonymous No.16733941]

>>16731978
were you too embarrassing for your parents to drag along when they went shopping? do the majority of parents have kids with nod legs or hands, fucking vampires or something?

[Anonymous No.16733944]

>>16733933
well quite a laundry list you've done up, I can tell you haven't been the least bothered by your basky wasky being called gay. I'll repeat it here for your pleasure: you are a fag.

[Anonymous No.16733977]

>>16733944
This has been a fun way to kill time. Your deflections are amusing. I initially made fun of the way you type>>16733492
which was very faggy and you made sure to say "no u" in every reply. You even pretended to be someone else >>16733767. You have no reading comprehension, you can't answer my questions in the same way I answered yours. You didn't even post any images on an imageboard. At least summer is almost over

[Anonymous No.16733988]

>>16733977
I called you gay before you even addressed me, I stand by it.

[Anonymous No.16733997]

>>16733988
>I called you gay before you even addressed me, I stand by it.

Hit the weights

[Anonymous No.16734004]

>>16733997
nah I'll follow your lead and give them hiv

[Anonymous No.16734021]

>>16734004
Now this is weird even for 4chan. You got some identity crisis you shouldn't ignore. If you're gay idgaf. I know I called you a fag but I didn't mean it like "death to homos" you just sounded like a fag. Be yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.16734034]

>>16734021
that's almost too faggy to respond to, yikes pal you crumpled

[Anonymous No.16734039]

how did a thread about shopping-equipment turn into this thinly veiled flirting.
just meet up and hatefuck already, you two

[Anonymous No.16734040]

>>16734034
just like your forearms when you have to move your own weight
>pic related

[Anonymous No.16734043]

>>16734039
Well I will need some gay jizz if I want to give those weights a terminal social disease.

[Anonymous No.16734060]

>>16729243
I live one block away from a little grocery store. I do nearly all of my food shopping there. I use the basket, because if the basket gets heavy then the walk will be heavy. It lets me know what I can walk home with

[Anonymous No.16734138]

>>16734060
>I live one block away from a little grocery store.
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.16734163]

>>16734138
>jesus christ
trolley

[Anonymous No.16734199]

Random box lying around in an aisle master race

[Anonymous No.16734213]

>>16731036
You should be called a faggot, but I almost feel bad

[Anonymous No.16734354]

>>16729243
Carts are slow and not very maneuverable. Baskets are unwieldy to carry because of their width and bad weight distribution once you put stuff in them.

The best choice is pic related. It holds 36 half-liter cans of beer or a week's worth of groceries for one person.

[Anonymous No.16734385]

>>16729298
i fucking hate them

[Anonymous No.16734404]

>>16729298
Literally the most flexible and balanced build in the meta rn, metalcucks can’t compete

[Anonymous No.16734422]

>>16729267
yea but it can't even hold enough groceries for a dinner for 2

[Anonymous No.16734891]

>>16729531
if you dont have a car how much do you think you can carry?

[Anonymous No.16734897]

[Anonymous No.16734902]

>>16733871
I cannot improve this answer so it is mine as well

[Anonymous No.16735028]

>>16729243
I take the big cart and really get the most out of that 1 star agility
>forcing it to drift around each corner
>going up on two wheels in big loops
>riding it to my car and trying to steer it
The other choices are for plebs who don't know how handle a shopping cart, "sunday-shoppers" if you will.

[Anonymous No.16735048]

>>16729712

[Anonymous No.16735088]

>>16729243
I almost always go for the hand basket. My apartment is literally behind a grocery store, so I never buy more than I can carry home. I don't typically bring in a large load of groceries so I don't have a need for the cart. It saves me money and allows me to eat healthier buy not buying as much unnecessary shit.

[Anonymous No.16735097]

Model 1 for the grocery store, Model 2 for the liquor store

[Anonymous No.16735156]

Carts are wholly unnecessary unless you're at Costco or Sam's Club. A basket is more than enough for the daily walk to the grocery store. Car cucks can't relate, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.16735258]

>>16735156
>boasting about being too poor to afford a car

[Anonymous No.16735392]

>>16730000
Every time I go to the store I grunt to myself “fucking cuck carts” because of this post.

[Anonymous No.16735470]

>>16729365

[Anonymous No.16735494]

>>16731914
What the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.16735500]

>not being /fit/ enough to double basket a week's worth of groceries

whenever I check out the cashier is like "do you need a cart?" and I'm like how do you think I got here

[Anonymous No.16736273]

>>16729580
made me kek

[Anonymous No.16736302]

>>16729243
I never use a cuck cart or a basket. If I need to use a cart then I will use the regular cart, otherwise I just carry around the stuff in my arms. I like doing it because it's hard. Nothing quite like carrying around a gallon of milk, a huge jar of pickles, a crate of eggs (60 eggs), the biggest packet of thick cut bacon they have, and some other assorted meats in my forearms. Talk about getting a pump. I don't use bags at the checkout either.

[Anonymous No.16736352]

>>16729580
I started to do online orders from Walmart, I buy only 1 box of cereal, usually a rare Pepe box, like peanut butter pebbles or blueberry eggo cereal, then. I wear my nicest suit, unless it’s at the cleaners from my last shopping trip, in which case I bust out my tailored tuxedo. I get on a pair of sunglasses no matter the time of year, no matter the weather and go to the online pick up station at Walmart. I take the cereal from the cashier, who I minimally verbally interact with, and place it in a briefcase, I then take out some handcuffs and handcuff myself to the briefcase, pay for my box and walk out. I’ve started learning the walmart wagies schedules and visiting different walmarts to make sure they don’t catch on. If the Walmart has the little horsey you can ride for a penny. I ride it. Then I exit the premises, get into my 2003 honda civic that smells like wine black and milds and semen, and drive away

[Anonymous No.16736366]

>>16729243
I take 2 carts. One for my children, and one for my groceries. I always forget the little wrap or backpack thing where he is in front of me for my 5 month old.

T.single dad

[Anonymous No.16736390]

I was basket master race for ever until my local grocery store decided to one day just get rid of them? It coincided with the store getting a new manager and she turned the old comfy video rental section into a wine section and deleted all the fucking baskets. My theory was that they wanted to encourage potential basket shoppers to use carts as a method of getting them to buy more stuff. Like if you came in with 3 items in mind, it'd fill your basket, you could feel the weight and you'd want to head to checkout asap, etc. But with a cart, you came in for 3 items but fuck it look at all that extra cart space, might as well get a few more things and it's not like you're muscling all the items so it's no big deal. Just for that reason, I only buy what I can carry in my hands. Fuck cuck carts.

[Anonymous No.16736412]

>>16729298
Imaging what a fag you like rolling around Walmart with this thing full of hotpockets

[Anonymous No.16736736]

>>16734354
>Sir? SIR? you cant use your own bags to shop here

[Anonymous No.16736751]

I literally live across the street from a grocery store.

[Anonymous No.16736755]

>>16736352

Is this you getting gas at Family Express?

[Anonymous No.16736797]

>>16731165
audible kek

[Anonymous No.16736802]

>>16729365
is this from saw

[Anonymous No.16737043]

>>16729243
Cart all the way, I like being an asshole and taking up whole aisles.

[Anonymous No.16737062]

>>16737043
This was not sarcastic I park my cart perpendicular to the shelves.

[Anonymous No.16737354]

>>16736366
did the mother die or is she just mentally unsound?

[Anonymous No.16738235]

>>16729310
>>16729529
deepest lore

[Anonymous No.16738242]

>>16730113
Kek

[Anonymous No.16738334]

>>16729712
Can't wait for e-carts to start appearing in our rivers.