/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16728171]

>MSCHF Sunday Service consists of a genuine Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich — purchased from real Chick-Fil-A establishments — repackaged in special “666” bag with a Shroud of Turin napkin, so you can dab away pickle juice with the (supposed) face of Christ. Of course, it costs $6.66.

Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.16728177]

>>16728171
grow up

[Anonymous No.16728180]

>>16728177
>he doesn't believe in eternity

[Anonymous No.16728184]

>hail satan amirite reddit?
>haha imagine if we sold chick-fil-a, on a sunday!

[Anonymous No.16728185]

>>16728171
I'd be amused by the satanic theme if it weren't clear they're just insufferable ironic atheists

[Anonymous No.16728186]

>>16728177
Imagine getting triggered by a chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.16728193]

>>16728171
IHTA

[Anonymous No.16728203]

>>16728171
Besides the faggotry, is that even legal?

[Anonymous No.16728205]

trannies ahould 41% themselves faster to meet their maker

[Anonymous No.16728221]

>>16728203
Yes, it's basically like all the food delivery services. You're not buying from a restaurant when you order Uber Eats. Uber is buying it and then selling it to you at a markup. You're not even buying from the restaurant, it's Uber that's paying the restaurant

[Anonymous No.16728234]

So if it's from a chick fil a wouldn't that mean they bought it on a Saturday? So you're paying six dollars for a cold or reheated chicken sandwich? If people buy this they deserve to be swindled.

[Anonymous No.16728239]

>>16728221
Huh, didn't know it worked like that. But they're always sort of rebranding it, so what about that part?

[Anonymous No.16728241]

where is this based out of? so i can show them the way of the lord.

[Anonymous No.16728242]

>>16728234
You do realize the food in grocery stores wasn't grown and/or cooked a few minutes before you entered, right?

[Anonymous No.16728253]

>>16728242
Go buy two chic fil a sandwiches.
Eat one fresh, then save the other till the next morning and re heat it. Tell me which is better.

Actually, don't really do that, you get the idea just from me explaining it and I would hate for you to waste money on something stupid.

[Anonymous No.16728257]

Sounds fucking stupid. Buying day old, reheated sandwiches from edgy turbofags.

[Anonymous No.16728260]

>>16728242
That's not how fast food works though retard

[Anonymous No.16728269]

>>16728253
I go to Chick-fil-A on Saturday and buy 6 sandwiches. One for Saturday and the rest for lunch each day of the work week. The one I eat on Friday tastes just fine after being refrigerated for almost a week

[Anonymous No.16728277]

Is this legal?

[Anonymous No.16728281]

>>16728242
retard

[Anonymous No.16728282]

>>16728171
Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Not only are they reselling a brand product, but they are bringing pre-cooked food in from another establishment and repackaging it. It just takes one person to get a tummy ache from eating too fast to call lawyers in and have them ripped a new one for damages.

[Anonymous No.16728288]

>>16728257
But muh gays, bro! Muh gays! This is showing them when we buy their sandwiches that were already bought from them, which means they still made a profit! We got them now lol!

[Anonymous No.16728307]

>>16728171
Where I live, the Chick Fil A workers would hunt down these folks and beat and kill them

[Anonymous No.16728314]

>>16728307
Nice head canon

[Anonymous No.16728335]

>>16728171
What the fuck is MSCHF? Am I expected to know about it?

[Anonymous No.16728348]

>>16728205
>no mention of trannies anywhere
rent free

[Anonymous No.16728358]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES.
A DAY OLD CHICKEN SANDWICH

SATAN WINS.
DIE CHRISTKEKS LMAOOOOoOO!!!

[Anonymous No.16728367]

>>16728335
a quick google yields they are some tryhard 'art' group that foists trash via limited-availabilty-blindboxes on people for hundreds of dollars
this is just another
>omg we're so quirky and non-conformist look at us sell these reheated chicken sandwitches to a few people on a sunday omg we are SO going to get in TROUBLE for this but it's so worth it to stick it to the MAN, man

[Anonymous No.16728373]

>>16728367
Mald af

[Anonymous No.16728402]

Chick-fil-a isn't closed on Sunday because they think it's satanic to eat chicken on Sundays. They're closed because they want their employees to have a day they spend with their families, which hopefully includes worshipping together. At their corporate headquarters, you cannot work past 5pm without special authorization from someone at the VP level or higher for the same reason: they want you to be able to spend your evenings with your family.

[Anonymous No.16728414]

>>16728171
so, what, am I paying for the privilege of sticking it to christcucks just so I can eat day old chicken?

like, fucks sake, man, just go to popeye's or something.

[Anonymous No.16728420]

>>16728414
Not even sure how this is a dunk of Chick-fil-a because the sandwiches are purchased on Saturday. Maybe if they were stealing sandwiches or selling a knockoff, then it would have some small impact. All this is doing is selling more Chick-fil-a.

[Anonymous No.16728431]

>>16728402
>Chick-fil-a isn't closed on Sunday because they think it's satanic to eat chicken on Sundays.
Exactly. It's not like some SDA thing where they think it's sinful to work on a certain day, either, it's just wanting to respect their workers' right to free/family time.

[Anonymous No.16728437]

>>16728282
>>16728288
>>16728307
>>16728205
Seething larping "Christians" on an anime gore website kek

[Anonymous No.16728439]

Chic-fil-a inquisition when?

[Anonymous No.16728447]

>>16728431
There aren't many entry level jobs that you can do when you're young where you're guaranteed a certain day off. Friends who worked there during high school loved that they could plan out lake trips and concerts ahead of time knowing they'd never be scheduled to work a shift on Sunday. Pretty much every other food service or retail job will fuck up your social life with every changing schedules.

[Anonymous No.16728489]

>>16728171
so....they hate their fathers or what?

[Anonymous No.16728499]

>>16728269
I agree with you completely. I usually go on the first of each month and purchase 31 sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.16728503]

>buying at the very best, day old chicken sandwiches
>this somehow sticks it to chic-fil-a, who profited off of you buying the sandwich

[Anonymous No.16728519]

>>16728269
Same, except I only go once a year, the Thursday before good Friday. 365 - 366 chicken sandwiches one a day for the year, all of which taste as good as the last.

[Anonymous No.16728526]

>>16728437
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.16728544]

>>16728526
stop projecting. yrwnbaw

[Anonymous No.16728570]

>>16728269
Same as the other two anons but I'm only allowed to eat them on a full moon after I turn all the lights in the house on and then off and then on again and meditate for 16 hours. It's not for everyone but I like doing it this way.

[Anonymous No.16728596]

>>16728186
imagine being such a colossal faggot you need le heckin anti-christian chicken burger so you can consoom on a sunday

[Anonymous No.16728600]

>>16728221
I didn't realize that Ubereats repackaged the food and passed it off as their own product

[Anonymous No.16728638]

>>16728205
oy vey it's 43% now

[Anonymous No.16728667]

>>16728171
Welcome year zero

[Anonymous No.16728682]

>>16728171

[Anonymous No.16728699]

>>16728667
Based ghoul

[Anonymous No.16728744]

unbelievable amount of seething in this thread. i dont think ive ever seen ck so worked up and ostensibly upset. when did this site get flooded with christfags and how do we make them feel unwelcome again?

[Anonymous No.16728779]

>>16728171
>MSCHF
>reselling chicken sandwiches bought at 2/3rd of the price
What kind of sucker falls for this shit?

[Anonymous No.16728791]

>>16728171
Didn't lil nas x get sued for doing something similar, but more edgy to Nike?

[Anonymous No.16728808]

>>16728367
Why you mad though?

[Anonymous No.16728845]

You know what would be edgy? Selling a McRib wrapped in a picture of Mohammed.

But these losers don't have the balls to do that. They play it safe.

[Anonymous No.16728856]

>>16728519
based

[Anonymous No.16728868]

>>16728744
Is this your first time seeing a CFA thread on /ck/? Welcome.

[Anonymous No.16728883]

>>16728845
I wonder why that is.

[Anonymous No.16728905]

How do atheists make religion look so good.
its been a shitshow since the Banana incident.

[Anonymous No.16728906]

>>16728845
One will get pissy and make snide and passive aggressive remarks on Facebook, the other will hunt him down and yank out his testicles through his nostrils. Which would you rather piss off?

[Anonymous No.16728907]

WE DID IT REDDIT

[Anonymous No.16728909]

>>16728905
Banana incident?

[Anonymous No.16728910]

>>16728845
Would even be worse if they wrapped it in the star of David. They would be jailed, instead of being threaten to be bombed, for such an action. I'm don't even think they're playing it safe. They're just that delusional.

[Anonymous No.16728912]

>>16728845
selling pork as a kosher/halal product would be more devilish. These little edgelords know that some CFA fanatics would get mad. That's it.

[Anonymous No.16728913]

>>16728744
straight from the mouth of a reddit tourist, how quaint

[Anonymous No.16728914]

>>16728910
>I'm don't even think they're playing it safe. They're just that delusional.
Exactly. This is like early 90s edgy goth shit "woah I'm talking shit about Christians, watch out world"

Literally the safest group to attack, it's practically condoned. What's next, talking shit about white people woooooahhhh watch out!

[Anonymous No.16728917]

>>16728909
atheism was the big thing in the late 00s-early-10s.
then one of the most popular atheist content creators among young people had a video leaked of himself shoving a banana up his ass, and pouring (cold?) coffee on himself.

[Anonymous No.16728922]

>>16728917
i should specify, online atheism.
they never recovered from the banana incident and tips_fedora.jpeg

[Anonymous No.16728929]

>>16728922
>>16728917
Never heard of this guy or this happening but just checked his rebuttal video "BANANAGATE 2011". I hate to say it but he handled it really well.

[Anonymous No.16728931]

>>16728845
someone shoop this onto a mcrib box, maybe with some edgy shit and a MSCHF logo.
/ck/ could probably false flag the faggots into getting KEBAB'd

[Anonymous No.16728932]

>>16728917
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16728940]

>>16728922
I think the fedora thing is what really BTFO atheists.

[Anonymous No.16728955]

>>16728929
true, he somehow kept going and still does shit to this day.
but it was an embarrassment to the hardcore edgy atheists at the time, and barely a year later "tips fedora" became a thing.
it was the beginning of the end.

[Anonymous No.16728961]

>>16728171
That's pretty cringe.

[Anonymous No.16728972]

>>16728955
I'm surprised I somehow didn't hear about this, I was on 4chan (mostly /ck/ though around this time).

If a video of me doing that weird shit was posted online I don't think I could come back at it like he did in the rebuttal. I have to give him credit. I'd probably stop going online except for work/school and I certainly wouldn't be maintain an online presence. Gotta handle it to this fedora especially with his little pecker and flabby physique showcased in the weirdest way possible.

The atheists really were BTFO. Never really was into that scene because I have a live and let live attitude and don't care if people are religious or not so long as they're good people. But their presence has certainly declined now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.16729048]

so theyre seeling day-old burgers as an art project?
not sure this is wholly legal

[Anonymous No.16729070]

>>16728914
But I mean they aren't doing it because they know it's safe. They're brainwashed into it. It's dangerous. It's the same with your white people scenario. It will come to be accepted, despite being hypocritical, which means any criticism will be looked at like you're some kind of problem. And the people continuing this idea won't even understand why they carry these memes.

[Anonymous No.16729131]

>>16728447
My High School had a CFA about a half mile away from it and it definitely was the best job to have when you are that age, I remember missing out and having to work floating schedules at Walmart which was terrible. Plus with CFA they pay well (for a fast food job) and are always properly staffed so you won't be doing too much work.

[Anonymous No.16729232]

Why would anyone buy leftovers at a markup

[Anonymous No.16729463]

>>16728171
Oh no people are making fun of other peoples made up fandom

I'd get it if chick-fil-a was in Aus

[Anonymous No.16729495]

>>16728171
>MSCHF (pronounced "mischief") is an American art collective in Brooklyn
Stopped reading there. Dear deep state: it is not 2009 anymore, please find actual edgy people to astroturf and not the same people you would have astroturfed over a decade ago. Saying "fuck" and "hail Satan" isn't edge anymore, calling people "niggers" is. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.16729502]

>>16728171
Wonder how many Jesuits were involved in this

[Anonymous No.16729524]

>>16728269
I made a purchase at Chick-fil-A in South Atlanta back in 1985 to the tune of 14,600 sandwiches. Every day since then I pop open my freezer and choose one at random to eat at work during lunch. Some days I eat two, some days I don’t eat a sandwich at all. I should be covered until 2025 at the earliest, and when that happens I’ll just strangle my wife to death in her sleep and hang myself from the ceiling fan.

[Anonymous No.16729527]

>>16728744

[Anonymous No.16729538]

I'm not even American but with all the fuss raised over Chick Fil A the business I really want to try one of their sandwiches. Are they good?

[Anonymous No.16729539]

>>16728845
calm down, they're not trying to get beheaded

[Anonymous No.16729543]

>>16728171
I bet a jew is behind this, but in all seriousness I'm glad I can get cfa on sunday because you fucks always make threads on sundays!

[Anonymous No.16729565]

>>16728744
We're not seething, dummy. We're cringing.
Writing 666 on a bag of CFA is something a 13-year-old would do, but these "artists" and their supporters are adults.

[Anonymous No.16729577]

>>16728171
TWU

[Anonymous No.16729578]

>>16728282
Repackaging it is going to get them sued

[Anonymous No.16729602]

>>16729538
they're pretty good
not that expensive for fast food and the best part is you can park your car and walk inside and get your food 15+ minutes before everyone in the drive thru does because in America people will unironically see a massive backed up drive thru and decide they'd rather wait in their cars then park and walk inside
service is top notch and everyone speaks perfect english

[Anonymous No.16729610]

>>16728171
>Redditors very mad Chick fil A doesn't sell on Sunday
>Opportunist comes up with this scam
>Praised for selling reheated sandwiches bought a day before

Retards, just buy the sandwich on Saturday by yourself and eat it next day, It's gonna be the same thing and I bet cheaper than the $6.66
You people get scammed so easily

[Anonymous No.16729613]

>>16728171

[Anonymous No.16729614]

>>16728171
Didn't they actually find out years ago that the real number of the Beast is 616 and 666 was a mistranslation?

[Anonymous No.16729626]

>>16728171
Based. I'm going to order 6 on Sunday.

[Anonymous No.16729633]

>spurning the love of Christ to eat a meme sandwich because you can't wait one day
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.16729636]

>>16728906
Coward.

[Anonymous No.16729657]

>>16728931

[Anonymous No.16729766]

>>16729614
It stands for Nero

[Anonymous No.16729815]

>>16728171
They sell sauce in grocery stores on sunday, they don't care about this lmfao
You just gave Chick Fil A money congrats

[Anonymous No.16729849]

>>16729502
This does look like a little Lori McBride side project

[Anonymous No.16729938]

>>16728307
Based

[Anonymous No.16729950]

>>16728906
The creators of Beavis and Butt-Head were threatened all the time, most notably once by actual children with guns (details in the behind the scenes of Beavis and Butt-Head Do America), because they made a (for the times) raunchy animated comedy. Modem comedians are cowards, deal with it, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.16729965]

>>16728242
I bet you have to wear a helmet before you do anything

[Anonymous No.16730033]

>>16728171
>Reheated soggy day-old chicken sandwich
>Paying a mark-up for le edgy turbofag packaging that is going in the garbage anyways
You'd have to be a colossal faggot and glutton not to hold off for 24 hours to get the fresh stuff for half the price.

[Anonymous No.16730042]

>>16728744
>unbelievable amount of seething in this thread. i dont think ive ever seen ck so worked up and ostensibly upset. when did this site get flooded with >christfags and how do we make them feel unwelcome again?

[Anonymous No.16730057]

>>16728845
Fuck yeah that'd be hilarious

[Anonymous No.16730064]

>>16729538
for fast food, its very good. For regular food, it's nothing special, and certainly no reason to wait in your car in a long line for one

[Anonymous No.16730069]

>>16728221
No, this is not a delivery service like Uber eats, Doordash, Postmates et al., they're operating as a food establishment using another company's products. Its not only infringement, but considering they're operating without a license, they've opened the door for liability if Rodney Redditor gets sick from eating a le epic satan day-old sandwich that may or may not be expired.

[Anonymous No.16730086]

>>16728269
The Chick-fil-As in the Texas panhandle cook up the best chicken sandwiches you've ever tasted, so once a month I'll drive about 250 miles and pick up a pallet of 40 of those bastards, chuck em in a couple of coolers and then drive back right away.

[Anonymous No.16730094]

>>16728184
Projecting christcuck lmao

[Anonymous No.16730115]

>>16730094
Don't have to be a Christcuck to spot retarded cringe.

[Anonymous No.16730118]

>>16728171
Wow so edgy

[Anonymous No.16730171]

>>16728913
>>16729527
>>16730042
look how reactive they are when called out
pathetic

[Anonymous No.16730225]

>>16730171
this is a thread about some pathetic reactionary grift by retards who are triggered by christians existing.

[Anonymous No.16730261]

>>16728171
Imagine spending extra money to get a sandwich but a day old just to own an imaginary sky fairy...

[Anonymous No.16730316]

>>16730261
Rent free

[Anonymous No.16730343]

>chick fil a

[Anonymous No.16730354]

>>16730225
>retards who are triggered by christians existing.
It's politically correct to hate christians & jews in 2021. Praise Allah.

[Anonymous No.16730413]

>>16728171
>buying day old chicken sandwiches to "own" the christians
>selling day old chicken sandwiches to "own" the christians

[Anonymous No.16730431]

>>16729538
They are pretty good, but the dine in service was what always got me to go. Almost all white staff, sometimes you seen an asian. Resturant is always clean as fuck. No bums or junkies in the bathroom. Dining room is filled with clean customers.

I hate eating in my car because it will pick up scents. If I don't have time to pack my own lunch I used to be able to go right in and enjoy a stress free dining experience before heading back to work.

[Anonymous No.16730440]

>>16728277
trademark infringement only works 1 way you have a right to deny others using your trademark but you dont have a right to use your trademark.
of course the legal issue is more complex than that but this is just coming from what little I know.

[Anonymous No.16730553]

>>16728171
>paying extra for a day-old chicken sandwich just to own the christcucks
Wickedness really never was happiness.

[Anonymous No.16730559]

>>16728186
>BRO YOURE TRIGGERED WE OWNED YOU

Why are white liberals like this?

[Anonymous No.16730563]

>>16728437
You don’t have to be a Christian to mock atheist losers, that’s the point incel.

btw, purchasing a companies products to “own” them is retarded.

[Anonymous No.16730580]

>>16728177
this

[Anonymous No.16730583]

>>16730069
>Its not only infringement
Lol no it’s not.
Do you know what that word means?
Infringement on what? The patented chicken sandwich?

[Anonymous No.16730591]

>>16730354
Yeah, you know something's ass backwards when the republicans and right wing in 'Murica have to defend the Jews while it's politically correct for the liberals to hate the jew "zionists"

[Anonymous No.16730592]

>>16730354
>it’s ok to hate dhimmi

You’re not a Muslim. Kill yourself atheist larper.

[Anonymous No.16730598]

>>16730563
kek

[Anonymous No.16730623]

I don't go to Chick Fil A anymore since she never called me back

[Anonymous No.16730639]

>>16730591
no, socialists have always hated Jews even in the 1940's, blaming them for controlling the wealth & creating inequality... history's just repeating

[Anonymous No.16730650]

>>16730583
It's copyright infringement on the company's name if they're not licensing it's use. Either CFA's in on it, or some click-boosting bullshit's going to hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.16730657]

>>16730354
>& jews

[Anonymous No.16730666]

>>16730639
The socialists WERE the jews, dumbo.

[Anonymous No.16730669]

>Sells Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday with a 666 logo and a 6.66 price tag
Cute and funny.
>Shroud of Turin napkin to wipe your filth onto Jesus's face
Disrespectful and rude.

Come back when it's just a funny joke and a way for people to get their food/special on a day they normally can't and isn't some cringe political statement trying to be offensive for no reason.

[Anonymous No.16730674]

>>16728171
how does this work? I've never been to a chick-fil-A and there's only one here in Toronto that's way too far for me. I'm assuming Sunday they are never opened so does that mean that MSCHF buys a whole bunch of CFA sandwiches the day before and reheats them?

[Anonymous No.16730677]

>>16730650
sorry, trademark, not copyright.

[Anonymous No.16730691]

Christcucks = Owned

[Anonymous No.16730696]

>>16730669
Shroud of Turin is clearly fraudulent so I'm not sure why you'd get upset by that.

[Anonymous No.16730697]

>>16730042
The only thing more cringe than bible thumpers is atheists

[Anonymous No.16730703]

>>16728348
who else would do something so gay and cringe?

[Anonymous No.16730705]

>>16728307
based warriors of christ

[Anonymous No.16730733]

>>16728348
Man he was really going all out trying to win the black customers from Popeye's. Too bad Chik Fll Eh sucks a donkey dick.

[Anonymous No.16730759]

They still have Chic Fil A money, what exactly do they this accomplishes. It's like when people were trying to "own" Starbucks by putting Trump as the name or some shit. They still bought the coffee.

[Anonymous No.16730765]

>>16730669
>gif and file name
Kek. Shame he couldn't heal Johnny from a fucking boulder.

[Anonymous No.16730805]

>Low hanging fruit

So edgy

[Anonymous No.16730863]

[Anonymous No.16730875]

>>16728171
they discovered a while back the number was actually 616

[Anonymous No.16730892]

>>16728171
+1

[Anonymous No.16730988]

>>16728489
they hate our father who art in heaven, anon

[Anonymous No.16730992]

>>16728177
OP: No dubs
FPBP: dubs

God has spoken

[Anonymous No.16730997]

>>16728171
So they're giving Chick-Fil-A money so they can resell their product. Wow, they sure got them.

[Anonymous No.16731003]

>>16728307
>Where I live, the Chick Fil A workers would hunt down these folks and beat and kill them

Where I live, half of the employees are gay twinks.

[Anonymous No.16731009]

Oh no the edgelords bought and resold a chicken sandwich on Sunday this has shaken my faith to its core.

[Anonymous No.16731048]

>>16729538
Hell no. Chick fil a is actually not all that busy either. They hire people to circle the drive thru all day to make it seem better than it actually is, hoping people will make memes (aka more business). No one likes chik fil a this much folks. No one wants mediocre chicken daily. It's just capitalist stupidity and pettiness because they want to be the iconic chicken joint. Want proof? How many people do you know in your city or town where chick fil a is always crowded? Now think about how many of them actually get chick fil a often? Or keep an eye on the cars there- You'll see a lot of the same exact cars there daily. How do I know this? I was a chick fil a drive thru paid customer. It's not an actual hired job per se, they don't want it to show up in tax or hiring records and you aren't assigned a specific store. You're paid by trip what you make an hour depends on you. They train one staff member per shift to handle it and put them in the pickup window. When they hand you your order, thank them, and when they say "My pleasure" reply with "Giving you pleasure is MY pleasure," they'll know why you're there. Then they'll say something like "Oh, something isn't right with your order," or say they forgot a part or similar, the point is they'll ask you to pull ahead for a minute so they can bring it out when it's ready. In bag of food they bring you'll also find cash for the trip, plus refund for what you spent on the order. I use a card so they just reverse it

[Anonymous No.16731056]

>edgy retards paying money for 1 day old fast food
oh no!

anyways

[Anonymous No.16731078]

>>16728171
>>MSCHF Sunday Service consists of a genuine Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich — purchased from real Chick-Fil-A establishments — repackaged in special “666” bag with a Shroud of Turin napkin, so you can dab away pickle juice with the (supposed) face of Christ. Of course, it costs $6.66.

[Anonymous No.16731228]

>make a joke
>y-y-y-you're just trying to be edgy!"
Now I remember why I have no time for mythcucks.

[Anonymous No.16731241]

>>16731048
More pasta? Well at least this one isn't stale.

[Anonymous No.16731244]

>>16728171
Imagine eating a stale day-old chicken sandwich to own the christian. A sandwich that was bought from said christians.

[Anonymous No.16731292]

Satanists are the JNCO jeans of religion.

Utter cringe

[Anonymous No.16731468]

>>16731048
hits all the markers for a proper schizo pasta. well done.

[Anonymous No.16731475]

>>16731228
It's exactly what the triggered atheists are doing though. It's a shitty attempt at comedy, especially since the entire "joke" rests on tame 90's-esque edginess.

[Anonymous No.16731483]

>paying more for a microwaved day old Chick0fil-a sandwich
I mean, you could just buy it yourself on Saturday and stick it in the fridge?
It doesn't even make sense to reason that you're "sticking it to them", they aren't anti "eating chicken" on Sunday, they don't want to force their employees to work on Sunday.
Unless you kidnap the blonde teenage cashier and make her work the fryer on Sunday at gunpoint, you're just eating old chicken.

[Anonymous No.16731493]

>>16728282
Unless you picked it up from chick-fil-a, put it on your car seat, and sat on it like a momma bird, the sandwich should be fucking fiiiiine.

[Anonymous No.16731505]

>>16731468
>schizo
It's an attempt to trick idiots and autists into saying a very obvious sexual innuendo at what is typically a young, attractive (usually [REDACTED]) drive through worker.

[Anonymous No.16731539]

>>16731505
How fucking gullible are you

[Anonymous No.16731540]

>>16729524
>>16730086
Alright, Gorske.

[Anonymous No.16731542]

>>16730992
correct

[Anonymous No.16731547]

>>16731292
>religion
Satanism aren't a religion. They're atheists still mad that Mommy took them to church on Sunday instead of letting them play Nintendo.

[Anonymous No.16731588]

>>16731539
???

[Anonymous No.16731603]

>cold chicken
Satanics really are evil huh?

[Anonymous No.16731625]

>It says here you sold day old chicken sandwiches at a markup to blaspheme against God's people, care to explain that?

[Anonymous No.16731641]

>buy something on Saturday
>sell it on Sunday
Not only is this an unsustainable business model, only fucking retards would pay to eat cold food from yesterday.

[Anonymous No.16731722]

>>16728171
>Pay an extra $3 for a fucken sandwich just to be edgy

[Anonymous No.16731739]

>>16728437
What? My post was simply about the possibility of a lawsuit. I don't give a fuck about religion/politics. I once was a LARPing angsty teenager who wore EYEHATEGOD shirts and stood in the politics or occult section of BnN to try to look "intellectual". I hate how you can't post a single thing on this site now without someone getting absolutely buttblasted and accusing you of having a differing political/religious stance than them. I just want to talk about food.

[Anonymous No.16731791]

>>16728171
Do hipster really?

[Anonymous No.16731810]

>>16728184
Imagine being such a redditor you believe in 2000 year old Jewish fairy tales kek

[Anonymous No.16731883]

>>16731810
The Bible is where the idea of Satan and 666 come from. So

[Anonymous No.16731946]

>>16730674
>MSCHF buys a whole bunch of CFA sandwiches the day before and reheats them?

yes, and white liberals will pay to eat reheated sloppa

[Anonymous No.16732083]

>>16729965
Momma says I only have to wear it if I go outside to play in the yard.

[Anonymous No.16732095]

>>16728171
between this and those lil nas x shoes they put out i think i'm starting to see a trend

[Anonymous No.16732096]

Chick-fil-a is protestant.
So there's really no difference here.

[Anonymous No.16732154]

>>16732096
Catholic? I think you mean a seasoned practitioner of idolatry.

[Anonymous No.16732170]

>>16728171
Sounds pretty heckin' based, I love science and abortion!

[Anonymous No.16732216]

>>16728171
based for making christrannies seethe in this thread.
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY GODDDDD ONLY I CAN MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS

Ahem. fuck christcucks, fuck sandniggers, fuck kikes and fuck trannies.

[Anonymous No.16732260]

Damn, this thread showed how utterly fragile christcucks are

[Anonymous No.16732272]

>>16732216
have some pity, after all it's the only god they've got

[Anonymous No.16732790]

>>16730703
white people

[Anonymous No.16732821]

>>16728171
>pay more for day old fast food to "own" christians
cringe

[Anonymous No.16732903]

What's the matter SatanCucks can't even make a basic chicken sandwich?