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This is a delicacy in Denmark

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 22:36:49 2021 No.16714370 >>16714339 Maybe I'm retarded, but I never understood how you're meant to eat such stacked meme burgers/sandwiches. Using a knife and fork to cut it up individually seems to invalidate it being a burger in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 23:33:27 2021 No.16714604 >>16714362 that pot is way too small and everything looks undercooked

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 23:34:28 2021 No.16714612 >>16714370 I would take my shirt off and eat it with my hands

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 23:35:54 2021 No.16714619 >>16714362 braps for days

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 23:36:56 2021 No.16714624 >>16714370 Yeah it's a dumbass fat fuck thing. Too many toppings, stacked too high, falls apart as soon as you pick it up. Great way to ruin a burger.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 00:32:05 2021 No.16714842 >>16714362 Is it required to look like a dick while eating boiled food ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 00:37:00 2021 No.16714858 >>16714362 do Europeans really just boil food in one pot?

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 01:10:09 2021 No.16714963

>>16714339
oh well its just a burger with too much mayo some beets and an egg, the sauted onions look pretty good.
>second egg and burger
well I like my eggs a little more done that doesn't look too bad
>fried onions all over the plate
>green onions all over the plate
great now its just too messy to properly eat
>half smothered in gravy
the line was crossed some time ago, and then he crossed a second one, have fun with a soggy gross bun because that shit is going to be seeped by the time it gets to the table.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 01:59:59 2021 No.16715138 >>16714370 It's really not hard. You squish it a bit and then pick it up and start eating. The shit meme part that makes it difficult to eat is pouring fucking gravy over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 02:26:12 2021 No.16715219 >>16714339 holy sloppa

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 02:44:57 2021 No.16715281 >>16714343 blessed Kay

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 02:49:40 2021 No.16715296 >>16714339 is that milk chocolate on one half and white chocolate on the other?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 02:53:10 2021 No.16715304 >>16714635 don't knock it til you try it, it really makes a difference in the overall flavor profile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 03:08:48 2021 No.16715341 >>16715138 How large is your fear grimace?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 03:18:07 2021 No.16715365 >>16715271 >That will be $200 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 03:20:42 2021 No.16715373 >>16714350 That's why you add flower to the board, dummy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 03:21:09 2021 No.16715376 >>16714339 It feels like those mexican videos piling doritos on top of ramen on top of corn dousing it with mayo and bbq sauce and ketchup and lime and fruit punch

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 03:22:47 2021 No.16715380 >>16714858 That's quite common and usually doesn't end up this tragic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 03:46:05 2021 No.16715441 >>16714339 https://youtu.be/nn43aNPbJqQ?t=335 I guess the brown sauce is gravy and the white sauce is bearnaise?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 03:59:07 2021 No.16715472 >>16714339 >Umut Sakarya This is the average swedish name by now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:03:57 2021 No.16715482 >>16715365 Noma is $450 per person. No tipping in Denmark though.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:07:21 2021 No.16715487
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>>16714339
>This is a delicacy in Denmark
no it is not. Umut is a filthy roach who self admitedly just likes sauce. thick sauce. he isnt a good cook, he is being paraded by media because he is a well integrated roach but in reality his food sucks.
picrel is concidered a delicacy in Denmark. we have lots of michelin star restaurants and most people eat well, unless they are from some little town in jutland.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:22:30 2021 No.16715521

>>16715482
Noma is *up* there though. I generally assume eating out in Denmark wherever you go is expensive anyway so no need to tip, whereas in America say, things are cheaper and you are expected to tip as standard. Providing the owner doesn't jew out and cash the tips for themselves

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:37:27 2021 No.16715550
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>>16714339
thats a shitty "done up" version of the holy bøfsandwich, by some turkoid that the media likes for some reason.
this is closer to the true thing.
>>16714370
it is not a burger, it is a bøfsandwich, a beef sandwich.
the danish sloppa demands the respect of being eaten with a fork and knife.
>>16715487
shut up faggot nobody but skagen-infesting liebhavers and hipstery københavnere care about Noma or the other shitholes that got approved by
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>FUCKING
>TIRE
>COMPANY

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:40:23 2021 No.16715555 >>16715550 >he doesn’t know the guide separated from the parent company Retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:42:39 2021 No.16715558 >>16715550 >it is not a burger, it is a bøfsandwich, a beef sandwich. >''stacked meme burgers/sandwiches'' Yes. I acknowledged that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:44:38 2021 No.16715563 >>16715555 dont care, a fucking tire company. >>16715558 eating a sandwich with a fork and knife is completely acceptable, i agree that eating a burger with them is ridiculous all burgers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:45:58 2021 No.16715567 >>16715563 >eating a sandwich with a fork and knife is completely acceptable I disagree, but I'm Australian and you're a Dane. We have different opinions on how to eat certain foods and that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:46:24 2021 No.16715570 >>16715563 >here’s my opinion Into the trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 04:48:16 2021 No.16715573 >>16715567 understandable, i suppose the danish penchant for the openface sandwich has made us more open to eating "regular" sandwiches with cutlery does aussieland have their own sloppa sandwich as well?

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:08:03 2021 No.16715628

>>16715573
Not really to be honest, most sandwiches here are really standard. Protein of some kind, lettuce, tomato, onions and some form of sauce. Unless you count a chip sanga, which is the same shit brits do with their chip butties - though we add roast gravy to ours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:11:51 2021 No.16715633 >>16715296 no it's gravy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:17:32 2021 No.16715643 >>16715067 why

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:17:41 2021 No.16715644 File: 89 KB, 768x631, a82c4a55600c75be1c1638d0ec6dada00506cf9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714339 >beetroot and egg on a burger that's cultural appropriation you dog cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:19:55 2021 No.16715647 >>16715573 Australia just steals everything from America

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:28:52 2021 No.16715665 >>16715644 pickled beetroots are pretty underrated honestly. far superior to sliced pickles

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:45:12 2021 No.16715686 >>16715281 Is it really Kay? You have to admire how she is able to fuck up everything she makes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:47:14 2021 No.16715689 >>16715643 To get to the mijölk of course.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:48:23 2021 No.16715691

>>16715573
I don't see an issue with using a knife and fork for sloppa sandwiches or open face ones, but generally I would say just don't make sloppa sandwiches in the first place, add a reasonable amount of gravy or what have you and its fine, I do it for thanksgiving sandwiches, also I can't stand soggy bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:50:06 2021 No.16715695 >>16714350 >>16715373 the peel is cold; just put your hand in back of the pizza when you slide it on. also you don't even need the stone in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:50:53 2021 No.16715697 >>16715682 at least she seemed to do good cooking the fish, though normally I would bake or smoke salmon since I like them better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:57:40 2021 No.16715703 >>16714350 It never stops to amaze me how spastic and uncoordinated some people are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 05:59:32 2021 No.16715706 >>16714858 Well it's just a shitty, bland soup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 06:00:18 2021 No.16715709 >>16715682 God I fucking hate women, what I would give to smack this bitch for this fake bullshit. You just know she's not a vegan at all, much less for 2 years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 06:03:10 2021 No.16715717 >>16715271 Noma is such a fucking scam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 06:42:59 2021 No.16715767 >>16715682 >I'm sorry fishy >Proceeds to have kids just to abuse them Humans are fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 06:52:19 2021 No.16715770 >>16715682 >I'm the most pathetic person ever Probably not, but she's giving it a good try...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 08:49:52 2021 No.16715955 >>16715717 How poor are you?

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 08:53:03 2021 No.16715960

>>16715271
>you'd be surprised how many people hasn't [sic] cracked an egg befoore
well yeah the prices these places charge to trust fund retards who I'm sure have never even boiled water before
also you know they probably have to sign something before they get the heated plate which just adds to the hilarity of it all

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 08:56:06 2021 No.16715974 >>16715682 nice chopsticks bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:00:05 2021 No.16715987 >>16715955 >shit on garbage meme food that also happens to be expensive >insecure spergs come out of the woodwork >U POOR BRO? FUCKING POORFAGS ITT etc every single time

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:01:57 2021 No.16715992 >>16715955 >Go to a restaurant >"Here's an egg and some herbs you have to cook yourself" >not a scam

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:03:25 2021 No.16715998 >>16715987 >>16715992 I don't see what the issue is, you're clearly too destitute to ever afford to eat at Noma. I don't shit up your skyline chili and McDonald's trailer trash threads.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:04:54 2021 No.16716004
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>>16714339
That's a really shitty version of it made by some asshole.

>>16714362
Could almost have been a passable poorfig meal if he'd browned the sausages on a pan instead of cutting them up and boiling them.
Could also easily have made a quick roux and done the veggies in a mustard sauce like a fricassee instead of just boiling them and plopping the mustard on the plate.
I get that it's supposed to be a really easy meal to make, but a stew or fricassee isn't exactly challenging either, goddamn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:09:32 2021 No.16716014 >>16715998 >If you're not stupid enough to waste money on food you have to cook yourself or moss and sticks then you are poor. You are retarded. Noma is a joke.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:10:57 2021 No.16716019 >>16716014 Have you been?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:14:20 2021 No.16716027 >>16715271 What do these con artists do if you decide not to play along and decide to scramble the egg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:15:16 2021 No.16716030 >>16716027 It's your money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:16:05 2021 No.16716033 >>16716019 No, because I don't need to experience a scam to realize it's a scam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:16:38 2021 No.16716034 >>16716033 Spoken like a poorfag flyover

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:19:13 2021 No.16716038 >>16715682 I like the self-deprecation

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:27:01 2021 No.16716060 >>16714963 >I like my eggs a little more done Manchild detected Then you cry about a soggy bun on a gravy sandwich. Ever had turkey ala king? That burger was lame but not for the reasons you give

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:32:13 2021 No.16716071 >>16715998 >I don't see what the issue is I do. You're trying to hide it behind low effort bait but you're still a retard.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:32:54 2021 No.16716072

>>16716060
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST LIKE YOUR EGGS LIKE I DO AND YOU MUST LIKE SOGGY BREAD
the inability to consider others opinions even when different to your own is a sign of being an autist, and while I can't be sure I have had turkey ala king I have had chicken gravy (that is to say gravy with bits of chicken in it and not just made from broth) and its fine if you put it on and eat it before it turns into too much of a mess, but with the size of the burger and general waiting time by the time you get it at your table its probably going to be too soggy, and if not its going to be soggy by the time you are nearly done with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:33:45 2021 No.16716074 >>16716027 They cry and piss their pants and shit their pants then they revoke your free milkshake coupon and the owner self harms. Don't do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:36:33 2021 No.16716076 >>16716074 really? because that sounds like more of a show than paying $400 for them to make me fry my own eggs.

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Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:40:30 2021 No.16716084

>>16716076
You don't get it man, you sound so poor right now. Who wouldn't want to fry their own egg? I've never done it before and I'm thankful to Noma for providing me the humbling opportunity to do it, twice a week, so I can pay to feel just like any other self reliant pedestrian (who definitely ISN'T poor).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:42:30 2021 No.16716090 >>16716027 Scramble it with what? your bare hands?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:43:47 2021 No.16716093 >>16716090 >He doesn't use his hands as a spatula ngmi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:56:27 2021 No.16716116 >>16715697 Are you fucking kidding me? She didn't cook the skin, at all, and it's very clearly fucking raw, it's fucking jiggling. I could taste how cold the inside is just watching the video. Think before you speak, numb nuts.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 09:59:39 2021 No.16716128

>>16716116
I couldn't tell much because of the quality but I think the jiggling is just because she is shaking so hard, can't see the skin really but she did put it in the pan skin side down so she cooked it at least some, and its putting out steam so I am gonna say its probably not cold, and she likely fried it on each side since its browned all over instead of just skin and the top.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 10:01:06 2021 No.16716134 >>16716128 You're a retard, you're not allowed to speak about salmon ever again, knucklehead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 10:01:41 2021 No.16716138 >>16716134 not an argument.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 10:03:07 2021 No.16716143 >>16714339 webm thread more like cringe thread

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>>16716143
yeah, thats just the way webm threads are, either gross out stuff or the thread moves at a snails pace and its mostly arguments, at least this thread isn't ja/ck/ spam and I don't see the guy posting american food 1 through 8 or however many he has.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 10:18:00 2021 No.16716177 >>16714362 Do white people really?

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 10:23:40 2021 No.16716199
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>>16716177
nords have no sense of taste, their most notable dish is fermented shark, or some horrible abomination of a pizza, or.... this thing.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 10:30:55 2021 No.16716221 >>16716177 There wouldn't be anything wrong with it if he had used some actual stock and some other protein than that disgusting sausage that is just pork assholes and flour.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 10:55:58 2021 No.16716321 >>16716199 We only learned of spices and seasonings beyond salt and pepper like 30 years ago, please understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 13:58:02 2021 No.16716910 >>16716211 wait this is that anime where the lady eats fried chicken and talks about black people

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 14:18:12 2021 No.16716994 >>16715042 I always wondered how they kept the cheese from spoiling. Or not the cheese itself, but the sauce that remains in the wheel

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 15:19:07 2021 No.16717317 >>16715281 nah this is jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 15:20:00 2021 No.16717322 >>16716910 Yeah, well spotted. Wakakozake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 15:32:52 2021 No.16717373 >>16716247 >That impresion of pure disgust "she" expressed after the first sip

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 15:43:06 2021 No.16717398 File: 865 KB, 426x240, 2 soys w coffee (no sound).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Coffee time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 15:49:17 2021 No.16717419 >>16714362 >All these Amerilards seething over boiled vegetables Not enough sugar for your taste?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 16:16:20 2021 No.16717549 >>16717464 The first part is pleasantly erotic

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 16:32:02 2021 No.16717622 >>16714362 Did he fucking put 3 bouillon cubes in less than 1.5L of water?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 16:41:03 2021 No.16717662 >>16715682 god fuck, it's over for americans

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:09:11 2021 No.16717807 >>16715271 >hay oil

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:14:31 2021 No.16717826 >>16717626 >this kills the cheese

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:23:55 2021 No.16717864
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>>16714370
People from a few european countries eat burgers and pizza with a fork and knife. It truly is the only acceptable way to eat one of those sloppa burgers. You say it ruins the point of the dish being a burger if you have a fork and knife, but it is all about presentation. Most people wouldn't find a plate of a deconstructed sloppa burger that appetizing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:26:07 2021 No.16717876 >>16717464 >>16717549 chef john knew exactly what he was doing

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:26:29 2021 No.16717879

>>16714339
>5 cumshots worth of mayo
>caramelized onions
>candied beets????
>sausage patty
>egg
>sausage patty
>egg
>fried onions
>green onions
>pickles
>smashes the fucking shit out of the sandwich, breaking the yolks and spreading them over the bun
>cover it in gravy
>cover it in alfredo
I really hope someone breaks into this dude's restaurant and kills him.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:31:19 2021 No.16717904 >>16715682 Fish is like the most humane meat that you could eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:32:20 2021 No.16717908 >>16715686 There is no way she is fucking up on accident. She has made so many cooking videos that she should've accidentally learned how to cook by now.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:45:00 2021 No.16717981
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>>16715482
>be food normie, never heard of noma
>look it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaIH1kgfQVQ
>they're scooping brains out of animal heads and eating stuff that looks like large beetles
kek it's literally temple of doom but with scandinavians

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 17:55:51 2021 No.16718038

>>16717981
its part of the cancerous movement known as "New Nordic Cuisine"
basically rejecting the hundreds of years of industry to gather ingredients from across the globe, in favor of pretentious "local" ingredients.
so if you like literal moss, quail eggs, uncooked fish, topped with only the finest crushed pinecones and birch-tree bark, then Noma is the place for you.
and dont forget, if you find literal dirt in your food, dont fret! its meant to be there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:03:29 2021 No.16718079 >>16718038 When my coins moon I'm going to Noma bros this sounds like it makes poorfags seethe. >verification not required

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:11:05 2021 No.16718123 >>16718079 it'll only run you about 500 bucks per person at worst. too cheap for actual nice clientele, its 90% pensioners pissing away the last of their money, and company dinners.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:16:13 2021 No.16718146 >>16714350 "oooh jeeze. looks like I'm fucking up here." "better finish fucking up"

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:19:49 2021 No.16718160

>>16717908
I thought so too, but the soulless eyes of her son (it is her son right?) whenever he tries her food and is like "tastes great kay :^)" can't be faked. Those are the eyes of someone who has suffered for years.
In my headcanon she also makes more "experimental" stuff for yt, while making easier stuff in everyday life. Then again pancakes are about as easy as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:27:15 2021 No.16718198 >>16718079 >Dis nigga eats pine cones

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:38:20 2021 No.16718249 >>16714362 I can't decide what his facial expression is trying to convey. It resembles an affectation of disaffectation while proving he is willing to eat it, but I feel like I'm getting it wrong somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:40:23 2021 No.16718259 >>16718146 No time for a second take, boyo, camera's rolling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 18:53:28 2021 No.16718339 >>16718249 not saying it tastes amazing but as a swede this looks like a typical cheap meal you'd see here to me, so I doubt he's uncomfortable eating it

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 19:50:35 2021 No.16718596 >>16715063 gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 19:51:36 2021 No.16718598 >>16715643 0% chance someone doesn't jerk off to stuff like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 19:53:35 2021 No.16718606 >>16717626 OH N-

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 19:56:15 2021 No.16718612 File: 265 KB, 1205x893, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16715573 Actually shit, we do, this lad reminded me >>16715644 Sometimes we add pineapple too.

Anonymous Sun Sep 19 20:07:23 2021 No.16718646

>>16718079
Went to noma a few years back, it was enjoyable. Not filthy rich by any means, but on the upper end of middle class. Some people don't understand the concept of food as art.

It's delicious, it's a fun adventure (especially with a partner or friends who have a similar mindset), and it's an entirely unique experience. It's essentially just an interactive art exhibit that you enjoy with more than just your eyes.

I probably wouldn't go again unless the menu changed radically in terms of themes, would rather spend the money on visiting a different artsy fartsy restaurant. My take on these kinds of restaurants is that it's a more of an experience than a meal. Same as how I might go to a casino, or rent a cabin, or take my partner to a nice hotel in a different city for the weekend, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 20:15:58 2021 No.16718679 >>16716994 its probably ordered so often they dont even have to worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 20:22:25 2021 No.16718707 >>16718612 looks good

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 22:09:40 2021 No.16719239 >>16715067 the way he cut towards his hand is fucked up

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 19 23:09:45 2021 No.16719510 File: 1.84 MB, 202x360, schmueller heidelberg 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16715550 lol poor jutlander faggot spotted

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 00:27:39 2021 No.16719791 >>16717398 holy fuck how quick he pulled that shot must have tasted like literal vomit acid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 00:32:31 2021 No.16719808 >>16715555 Imagine fucking believing related companies are in any meaningful way seperate except on paper for tax and accounting benefit reasons and to satisfy antitrust laws

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 00:38:00 2021 No.16719832 >>16717864 Anyone who eats pizza with utensils should be shot in the face. And chicago lasagna is not pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 00:41:17 2021 No.16719844 >>16717398 Why are soibois so unable to do anything right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 00:52:05 2021 No.16719883 >>16716019 >>16716034 >Bro, Maximum security prison sounds like a bad time >HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU SOUND LIKE YOU JUST CANNOT AFFORD TO NOT WORK FOR A COUPLE YEARS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 02:01:58 2021 No.16720075 >>16715682 I hate women so goddamn much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 02:40:09 2021 No.16720190 >>16717398 I love how the lady kept her composure so well. "Dear me. Oh goodness. Why look at you go. I'll just take care of this while you screech like a capuchin then" She's gonna be a great grandmother someday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 02:57:19 2021 No.16720230 >>16715697 >implying >not skin side down first Jesus christ modern women need to be sent to internment camps

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 02:58:05 2021 No.16720233 >>16719832 Italy was overrun by barbarians. Everyone in Italy is somehow descended from barbarian hordes. Eating pizza with knife and fork is a barbarian custom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:14:52 2021 No.16720261 >>16717464 Did I just watch somebody perform tranny surgery on a tomato?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:19:33 2021 No.16720272 >>16718646 >my partner Opinion discarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:22:21 2021 No.16720278 >>16719510 Jutland more like bestland

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:24:04 2021 No.16720283 >>16717879 It's not Alfredo, it's Bernaice. And it's a beef patty

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:29:11 2021 No.16720300 >>16719832 lmao amerilards and arabs insisting on eating their sloppa with their hands will never not be funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:30:39 2021 No.16720308 >>16720283 It\s also pickled beets

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:34:29 2021 No.16720320 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, furry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16720278 I moved to Aabenraa last year and I gotta say the people here are really nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 03:47:29 2021 No.16720366 >>16714362 Dra åt helvette, vad dåligt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:02:22 2021 No.16720408 >>16719883 So you know that the food at any given restaurant is bad without going there?

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:02:38 2021 No.16720409
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>>16716199
Cured salmon, swedish meatballs, and cinnamon rolls (no, not the glazed into oblivion, dried up, American ones). Are three things easily more notable than the Icelandic piss shark, flygande Jacob, and some fastfood bullshit, and they all come from the same country. You could easily make another list twice as long for all of the Nordic nations combined (no, not you, Iceland).

Ask any American if they've ever enjoyed gravlax or Swedish meatballs, and odds are that most people will have had and enjoyed at least one of the two, and many will have had and enjoyed both.

If all cuisines are to be judged by the worst ideas from the 70s, then America, France, Italy, and Japan are all beyond fucked.

Ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:06:02 2021 No.16720418 >>16720409 SPETTACOLO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:06:43 2021 No.16720420 File: 40 KB, 460x614, 228315858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16720408 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:09:29 2021 No.16720433 >>16717806 tHAT LOOKS DELICIOUS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:10:53 2021 No.16720438 >>16718588 Just use a knife and you could do that a little bit faster. But, a bit impressive nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:11:42 2021 No.16720442 >>16720433 It's just povertortilla It won't win any awards, but it's always there and ready to go when you need it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:11:52 2021 No.16720443 >>16714339 this guys entire deal is being extra its just like the instagram pictures and no ive never seen anyone eat this shit like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:12:41 2021 No.16720446 >>16719510 >>16720278 >>16720320 Hey! I find it very offensive to slam on us juten just because we are naturally good with money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 04:28:02 2021 No.16720481 >>16714635 fagging with faggish

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 05:34:22 2021 No.16720601

>>16720443
You can literally order a beer bong, filled with gravy at his restaurant. He\s all about being extra.

That said, his lowkey classic dishes like stægt flæsk, parisian steak etc, are all pretty standard. Then theres the shit like his two-sauce bøfsandwich and the bearnaise döner kebab

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 05:36:45 2021 No.16720607 >>16716128 she did the opposite of put it skin side down you blind shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 06:27:18 2021 No.16720708 >>16717317 lol retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 06:35:00 2021 No.16720726 >>16718038 what you mean by part of? this faggot started that whole circus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:01:28 2021 No.16720783 >>16716147 what's the fucking point when you can't tell any flavors from each other. It's just sugar on top of sugar on top of sugar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:10:56 2021 No.16720804 >>16720783 I have no trouble telling the flavours apart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:24:43 2021 No.16720835 >>16717904 >Fish is like the most humane meat that you could eat. What? Fishing industry is filthy and destroys the wildlife, humane if you buy from someone who fishes themselves and with a rod

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:25:06 2021 No.16720837 >>16715643 Retarded tiktoker that tries to be random

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:27:55 2021 No.16720839 >>16715682 Awww poor baby pls give me your amazon wishlist and cashapp so I can give you all my money because Im a pathetic beta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:33:01 2021 No.16720852 File: 77 KB, 1850x1000, norf park.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16720420

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:37:55 2021 No.16720864 File: 1.91 MB, 480x592, struggle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16720408 There is such a thing as an educated guess, though. You haven't tasted the food in this webm but you probably still have an idea about whether it's good or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 07:46:33 2021 No.16720873 >>16720864 Compare the price and quality of that shit with the Noma menu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:56:24 2021 No.16721741 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, 150oz steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:17:05 2021 No.16721817 >>16715682 As usual, the sight of empathy confuses and frustrates the average (undoubtedly male) board dweller.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:40:00 2021 No.16721883 >>16720864 holy fuck this cracked me up, what animal is that even? Amd what is that sloppa supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:05:02 2021 No.16721961 test

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:06:17 2021 No.16721965 >>16714362 fuck this massive faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:10:50 2021 No.16721987 >>16721817 >empathy But w*men don't have feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:22:05 2021 No.16722019 >>16715550 That beef sandwich looks like cthulhu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:31:31 2021 No.16722040 >>16721987 kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:35:35 2021 No.16722048 >>16721987 M*n don't even know how to spell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:48:44 2021 No.16722070 >>16722040 >>16722048 Such empathy... Truly the fairer sex.... .

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:25:26 2021 No.16722169 >>16721817 xD are there really men on 4chan, the most woman-filled corner of the interwebs??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:57:12 2021 No.16722298 >>16716147 This makes me miss the shaved frozen milk place I used to go to

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:02:11 2021 No.16722312

>>16721817
what she's doing is the opposite of empathy
she's using the carcass of the poor fish to boast on social media about how "rightful" she is for feeling "bad" for eating meat
it's all about her, if she were really empathetic she would just eat the fillet off camera without crying because she's already an adult who should be held accountable for her stupid decisions

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:05:58 2021 No.16722321 File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, cucmber slicing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16722312 Not to mention she fried it skinside up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:08:29 2021 No.16722331 >>16715682 Eating disorder 100%

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:32:54 2021 No.16722383 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, How to Make Cheese at Home.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:43:17 2021 No.16722418 >>16715682 but'll eat a dick in a NYC minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:55:30 2021 No.16722453 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, wu gok - taro croquette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:25:35 2021 No.16722539 >>16714343 this is why you're fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:53:00 2021 No.16722661 >>16714362 Bög är han

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:57:01 2021 No.16722673 >>16721817 nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:00:58 2021 No.16722690 zogslop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:49:36 2021 No.16723133 >>16714635 >he doesn't aerate his sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:53:40 2021 No.16723150 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, brandy butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:08:28 2021 No.16723221 >>16720320 Sandy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:52:33 2021 No.16723361 >>16720409 >no, not you, Iceland t. tastelet who doesn't enjoy buttered fish and kjötsúpa

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:19:50 2021 No.16723466 >>16715067 hah HAH isnt this so le WACKY, BLURSED CONTENT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:30:20 2021 No.16723512 >>16715063 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:42:44 2021 No.16723545 >>16715682 >keep waiting for punchline twist >... wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:51:14 2021 No.16723568 File: 14 KB, 300x265, 1415212567228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16719832 >anon goes to India wtf they expect me to eat with my hands? >anon goes back to america If you don't eat with your hands you're a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:17:28 2021 No.16723665 >>16714339 Do americans really?

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:34:23 2021 No.16723722

>>16715521
People can expect a tip all day long. Im not paying for the food, then tax, then 15% tip just because someone is too lazy to go to a community college for a year to learn a trade. Going from serving fat people from Ohio pancakes to making $60k a year starting as a tradeworker is only 12 months of your time, a lot of which can be done virtually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:43:34 2021 No.16723759 >>16723150 what a repulsive amount of sugar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:06:12 2021 No.16723816 >>16720835 Fishing industry helps ensure that ocean pollution is kept to a minimum, you fucking retard. Without them there would be no monetary incentive to not just dump liquid toxic shit into the ocean.

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:09:28 2021 No.16723826

>>16723722
Tipping is garbage don't get me wrong but are you suggesting we should upgrade to robot servers already, since the human ones don't deserve a living wage? Thinking the servers are stupid for not working on something else is falling for the restaurant owner's scam, make them pay the servers a full minimum wage like all their other workers, why do we have to pay their service as an extra.

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:03:01 2021 No.16724757

>>16715271
what kind of pretentious satanic ritual do you have to perform to be accepted into the reigns of employment in this slop house, wherein you're only tasked with babysitting a cackle of faggots for an hour whilst getting paid big money to do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:07:14 2021 No.16724764 >>16720075 love from kyrgyzstan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:07:37 2021 No.16724765 File: 2.40 MB, 640x360, perfect crime.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16722661 >bög Never thought of this before. Swedes must be laughing their asses off every time they hear the opening lines of the Danish national anthem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:32:39 2021 No.16724801 >>16717807 Hay smells wonderful. Hay oil is probably based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:09:58 2021 No.16724865 >>16721883 it looks like dry pea soup and boiled dog

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:39:04 2021 No.16724899 >>16715296 Are you american?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 07:01:49 2021 No.16724930 File: 2.90 MB, 1280x720, jack lid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16721883 I am hoping it's rabbit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 07:18:42 2021 No.16724965 >>16717464 >filename

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 08:01:32 2021 No.16725081 >>16724765 I laugh a little every time I see a book store while visiting Copenhagen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 08:05:08 2021 No.16725087 >>16715682 Welp. You've found a way to make a lot of people 200% angry. Well done. A low bar, but you've done it. I want to beat that dumb bitch into the dirt for acting like such a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 08:13:12 2021 No.16725105 >>16718079 Guy who already made it big off gme here. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. A frugal lesson for those retarded enough, like yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 08:15:10 2021 No.16725111 >>16718646 Youre a fag dude. No amount of money in the world will change that. You will always be lesser in the eyes of everyone. Even people on the lowest rung. Remember that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:21:40 2021 No.16725288 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1614822038180.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16717626 That's really satisfying to look at

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:28:35 2021 No.16725307 File: 2.79 MB, 800x500, cut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:58:28 2021 No.16725399

>>16717981
Some of those look really good, but I fucking despise those like the duck skull and the duck wing. I am mega against putting stuff on the plate that you're not supposed to eat. I don't need a duck beak or a dirty wing with shit ridden feathers. Just plate the fucking brains or meat and I'll eat them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:59:36 2021 No.16725402 >>16717981 are those ants in the blueberry dessert? wtf? what do they add to the dessert that makes them essential?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:01:38 2021 No.16725403 >>16725402 The blueberry doesn't work on its own. It needs to have something with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:18:37 2021 No.16725453 >>16716018 Look at those bazooms she's like a human hen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:20:22 2021 No.16725463 >>16715682 women were a mistake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:22:00 2021 No.16725467 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, 1604096505819.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:33:58 2021 No.16725498 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, aunt myrnas party cheese salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:36:54 2021 No.16725507 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, burger bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It still bugs me that Jack didn't learn how to cook before making a cooking show

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:38:38 2021 No.16725513 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, test your might.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:40:19 2021 No.16725517 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, pushing rope.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:41:59 2021 No.16725522 File: 2.94 MB, 1040x584, mestre de pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:44:43 2021 No.16725540 File: 2.47 MB, 432x852, tender beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:45:52 2021 No.16725543 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:59:20 2021 No.16725580 >>16722321 Yo. Yo. Alright, I'mma try dat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:01:03 2021 No.16725582 >>16722453 So taro root baos? I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:06:56 2021 No.16725599 >>16716247 What is that? Bamboo heart? Artichoke heart?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:07:58 2021 No.16725604 >>16717864 The whole point of a sandwich is that you can pick it up with your hand. Euros are just tone-deaf retards who can't lighten up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:14:20 2021 No.16725626 File: 523 KB, 600x532, face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16718588 someone must have done this while the rabbit was alive, just to see it go around freaking out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:22:21 2021 No.16725646 >>16724801 >t. horse

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:25:11 2021 No.16725656 File: 68 KB, 720x540, hay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16725599 Instead of bullying you for being a phonefig, like I should, I will just tell you that the filename is "sake and bamboo" >>16725646

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:36:10 2021 No.16725694 >>16715682 >whole foods the "im sorry fishy" seems blatantly sarcastic at first, until you remember it's a woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:40:43 2021 No.16725710 File: 60 KB, 729x310, 1542777283723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16725626 I take it you haven't seen the videos then.. but it's not rabbits

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:44:42 2021 No.16725724 >>16714858 i do boil almost all food i eat. ama

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:46:11 2021 No.16725727 >>16725467 Christ, my man on the right eating like he just got out of prison

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:49:01 2021 No.16725736 >>16716018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4_m726mUBQ&ab_channel=DecDoyle

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:54:11 2021 No.16725756 >>16714362 i love the choice of veggies but this looks terribly done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:00:24 2021 No.16725784 >>16715767 this. i wish i could k*ll her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:02:31 2021 No.16725795 >>16717892 >While you went out and partied, I studied the fish

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:07:26 2021 No.16725810 File: 17 KB, 250x250, 1600774852815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16725710 >but it's not rabbits

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:12:36 2021 No.16725824 >>16722383 did this stupid shit just try and filter whey out using a fucking felt tiger print blanket what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:14:53 2021 No.16725832 File: 245 KB, 360x360, Two Shots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:38:41 2021 No.16725917 >>16714350 Ah, they forgot to dust the peel with either semolina or cornmeal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:46:55 2021 No.16725950 >>16717626 Hmm I wonder why the blades are in two layers. Would it be too much for the cheese wheel to handle, the thickness of all the blades inside it at the same time? Less force needed with two layers? Interesting stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:47:50 2021 No.16725953 >>16717892 this is pretty cool, any idea where its from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:48:21 2021 No.16725954 >>16725832 Man, this bitch is generous with the hooch. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:50:17 2021 No.16725968 >>16725950 Drag. If they used a single layer, there would be too much drag and it would destroy the cheese instead of slicing through cleanly.

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:51:15 2021 No.16725972

>>16725626
Rabbits are incredibly fragile creatures, it could easily die the moment you catch it. Their heart just stops.
I was once walking back home from duckhunting, saw a rabbit run across the path. I took a shot at it with a shotgun and saw it disappear into the bushes next to the path.
I found the rabbit there in the bush, dead. I took it home of course but it didn't have a single hole in it, it just died.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:52:16 2021 No.16725978 >>16715643 le funny youtuber throwing eggs meme fucking retard how old are you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:00:58 2021 No.16726018 >>16725727 Okay

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:03:12 2021 No.16726026

>>16720864
I want to know why the person recording thinks its a good idea to just let the slop run off the ladle like that and plop back into the pot, it actually reminds me of vomit and looks so fucking unappetizing. Also that carcass, whatever it is... just lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:03:33 2021 No.16726027 >>16714635 not exaggerating, this is probably my favorite /ck/ webm of all time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:25:15 2021 No.16726115 >>16725467 absolute pigchad on the right

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:26:35 2021 No.16726120 >>16725507 remember when he could even use that arm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:06:27 2021 No.16726291 >>16724765 Denmark is a fine country and I did not crack up at your dumb language, it's okay

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:47:44 2021 No.16726755 >>16715063 I've not seen this webm in years, it still get me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:55:22 2021 No.16726785 >>16716018 >luvely accent >avant garde esoteric cooking knowledge >based taste in tshirts >massive flapjack honkers to motorboat you into a coma every night would you /ck/ ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:56:15 2021 No.16726790 >>16718368 Looks like Yuri bezhmenov

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:57:40 2021 No.16726800 >>16715550 ah, okay, at least there are no illusions about eating this with your hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:57:54 2021 No.16726804 File: 163 KB, 1920x1080, MV5BZGRmYWNiNWMtMDViNi00MmMyLWJkM2MtYzFhNTJmZGFjMjEzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMDgyNjA5MA@@._V1_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16725087 You might have anger issue bro, most people just have a laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:01:20 2021 No.16726824 >>16722453 This shit tastes so fucking good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:02:36 2021 No.16726832 File: 2.91 MB, 480x600, hairy human torso.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:03:45 2021 No.16726840 >>16714339 >sand niggers ye not denmark

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:04:56 2021 No.16726845 >>16717274 Benihana...? Beni fucking Hana?! Why, oh God, would you choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to bring me down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:10:08 2021 No.16726868 >>16715709 So start sucking cock you massive faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:11:51 2021 No.16726876 >>16725463 A woman is why you're here, you pathetic loser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:12:15 2021 No.16726878 >>16721741 >ruining what could be steak au poivre by dumping American dirt bag shit on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:14:12 2021 No.16726890 >>16725513 Ente

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:16:41 2021 No.16726908 >>16726832 Wat dat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:21:09 2021 No.16726927 >>16726908 cheese aged inside sheep skin I believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:25:54 2021 No.16726939 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, LINGUINE WITH TUNA AND CHERRY TOMATOES.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:37:33 2021 No.16726989 >>16715682 I can understand not wanting to eat cows, sheep, and pigs. I myself even don't like eating chicken that much since I twice raised them from hatchlings. But fish? This bitch is having a breakdown about fish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:41:34 2021 No.16727008 >>16714612 fucking kek, i want to see someone do this at a restaurant now

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:48:54 2021 No.16727029 >>16719832 >Not offended by him holding the fork in the right hand and the knife in the left hand. Tell me you're American without telling me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:49:57 2021 No.16727032 >>16715682 >im the most pathetic person ever at least she knows

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:50:35 2021 No.16727033 >>16725824 >not having a custom print cheesecloth NGMI

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:50:43 2021 No.16727035 >>16726908 A midget.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:52:40 2021 No.16727041 >>16725522 UMA DELICIA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:55:17 2021 No.16727051 >>16722321 This would make prepping for tea parties /so/ much easier. Is there a guide on how to do this beyond just copying the motions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:57:19 2021 No.16727057 >>16724930 >jack lid He is indeed a pakled

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:02:55 2021 No.16727073 >>16717398 There's now way this wasn't scripted. How do you even fuck that up? Those machines are so easy people working at starbucks can use them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:21:44 2021 No.16727163 >>16727073 He probably just thought all the hot water/steam and pressure would be gone since the coffee was finished and started disassembling it which released it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:59:30 2021 No.16727323 >>16725953 Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pleVzyX_CZQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:10:26 2021 No.16727374 >>16725582 >>16726824 They're the absolute best, I wish they weren't so hard to get right at home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:16:43 2021 No.16727394 >>16715682 only took 2 years until the body said no, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:29:25 2021 No.16727445 >>16725832 >cooking with Lucille Bluth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:43:09 2021 No.16727490 >people ITT defending pretentious shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:04:47 2021 No.16727579 >>16715067 OH MY GERD HE CUT LE MILK WITH LE KNIFE BUT... THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:20:42 2021 No.16727860 >>16725727 it's staged sadly

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:27:28 2021 No.16727883 >>16721817 >I am having a mental breakdown because my body refuses to follow my moral understanding of the world >I know, let me record myself and post it on tiktok! Yes, I don't feel anything but contempt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:34:13 2021 No.16727916 >>16717626 I'M LITERALLY SHAKING HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO THE PRECIOUS CHESSERWHEELIO

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:41:33 2021 No.16727947 >>16714635 It looks like one of those infomercials that show people being completely retarded at doing a basic task to sell you something equally retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:12:35 2021 No.16728071 >>16715296 looks like demiglace on one side and sausage gravy on the other. denmarkbros,,, I kneel,,,,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:14:24 2021 No.16728081 File: 486 KB, 500x375, seinfeld_black_and_white_cookie_1862754466.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714339

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:15:14 2021 No.16728087 >>16720420 achievable natty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:24:11 2021 No.16728107 >>16715067 the worst part of this video is this retard's knife skills

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:32:54 2021 No.16728131 >>16716077 This woman got stabbed, or is the stabber? The fuck would either of them be doing on their phone here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:35:17 2021 No.16728139 >>16728107 Yeah seriously even someone who does arts and crafts should know not to cut like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:36:26 2021 No.16728146 File: 89 KB, 533x619, 1627559338006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16725111 >that poorfag seethe Enjoy the mcdonalds

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:47:53 2021 No.16728172

>>16714635
Babish cannot cook. He is a frontman and someone cooks for him every time. He is utterly incompetent in the kitchen in any episode where it's his full body on screen the whole time; he chops shit wrong, sears it incorrectly, can't manage heat, etc

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:01:59 2021 No.16728225 >>16715487 Københavnersnuder get out. >>16725604 Originally, yes, but somewhere along the line we learned how to make bread that was actually good, so now it's an integral part of the meal. Also, only subhumans touch a sandwich after mucking out hay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:27:57 2021 No.16728320 >>16716321 Bullshit. Rosmarin, persille, timian, salvie -- you just don't think about these as "spices" because noone bothers to crush them into powder and put them in little bags. Fjeldaber have no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:15:14 2021 No.16728945 >>16728320 Those are herbs, not spices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:09:08 2021 No.16729347 >>16715682 Some creatures are so pathetic they evoke a more visceral hatred from me than evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:10:42 2021 No.16729351 >>16715955 I bet you wipe your ass with silk too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:26:41 2021 No.16729389 >>16714362 >>16720366 >>16722661 Do svenske sataner really cook like this??

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