/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16712261]

>go to farmers market
>get produce
>it's good quality

[Anonymous No.16712267]

Based and farmer's market-pilled. I've been feasting on some fantastic peaches and pluots these last weeks.

[Anonymous No.16713226]

>Live near city for years
>A weekly farmers market every weekend rain or shine
>Finally end up having to move to said city
>The field that the farmers market used to take place in is now a fucking 'Neighborhood Walmart' and there's also random ass roundabout along with it. It's the only roundabout for like 300 fucking miles because it's America


*Chair clatters*

[Anonymous No.16713272]

>go to american farmers market
>everything min $20
>labels are full of buzzwords
>products contain none of buzzwords
>have to pay for free samples
absolute scam

[Anonymous No.16713359]

>>16712261
>Go to roadside veggie stand
>Guy working talks about his boss catching him drinking
>Boss ditches him and takes produce truck
>Guy says he was stuck there so he slept in woods across road
Awesome

[Anonymous No.16713392]

>go to farmers market
>get eggs
>they're okay but not great, too small

[Anonymous No.16715552]

>>16712261
>go to farmers market
>They have meat now

[Anonymous No.16715580]

>>16715552
>go to /ck/
>there’s a weeaboo faggot shitting up the board
Imagine it.

[Anonymous No.16715592]

>go to farmers market
>dozens of tomato verities
>all fleshy and juicy without without being tasteless and 99% water
>bury a couple of each in the chaos plot of the garden
>they actually grow
industry was a mistake

[Anonymous No.16715934]

>>16715580
Anime website, the only shitter here is you, newfag.

[Anonymous No.16715938]

Their bacon doesn't have that natural red color. Instead it's a brown-grey.

[Anonymous No.16715971]

>>16715938
>natural red color
>natural
Anon...

[Anonymous No.16716503]

>>16715580
be nice

[Anonymous No.16718018]

I like farmers markets

[Anonymous No.16718226]

I don't go to farmer's market because I am not a fascist.

https://www.christiancentury.org/article/critical-essay/when-localism-becomes-nationalism

[Anonymous No.16718323]

>>16715592
Well, well, well.
Looks like someone pirated those tomatoes...

[Anonymous No.16718766]

>>16715580

[Anonymous No.16718770]

>>16718323
Big Veggie no please dont kill my family

[Anonymous No.16718794]

>>16718766
Thanks for confirming that you are indeed a weeaboo faggot that should go to the gas chamber.

[Anonymous No.16718809]

>>16715592
You forgot something though
>a tomato costs as much as a double cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.16718847]

>>16718794
No problem bro.
Just remember you are and always will be a secondary.

[Anonymous No.16719624]

>>16712261
A lot of farmer markets are scams though.

[Anonymous No.16719764]

>>16712261
>go to neighborhood produce mart
>get fresh produce, boar's-head-deli and prepared-foods counter, plus an eclectic variety of packaged-goods from quality local distributors on clean well-stocked shelves
>pay fair prices to support a family-owned business of several decades, themselves fruitfully-participating in the local economy
>in return receive delicious and nutritious victuals, with friendly service from their well-staffed, low-turnover employee team
does it get any better than this?

[Anonymous No.16720629]

>>16712261
>go to local famer's market
>ask old farmer how the crops are coming
>he gives me a bunch of carrots for free
simple as

[Anonymous No.16720728]

>>16718766
>majority of chan is demented faggots
no need to state the obvious. Might as well tell us how the sun comes up every morning

[Anonymous No.16720744]

>>16712261
Do they really

[Anonymous No.16721310]

>>16715592
>industry was a mistake
Take the Ted pill

[Anonymous No.16721343]

>>16720744
This sounds like a based place to be.

[Anonymous No.16721350]

>go to farmer's market
>fucking spenny
>buy a weird looking tomato and some ham so I can larp as a middle class non student
>go to morrisons and buy literally everything else

[Anonymous No.16721357]

>>16720744
Fuck no
What a joyless world that would be
People in markets swear like motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.16721360]

>>16720744
Must be the soybean stall

[Anonymous No.16721365]

>>16712261
This but it was shit quality compared to real vegetables.

[Anonymous No.16721373]

>>16718323
You say that in jest but it's literally something Monsanto will make a court case out of.
Fucking bastards.

[Anonymous No.16721385]

>>16721350
>fucking spenny
>spenny
???

[Anonymous No.16721391]

>>16721373
Yup, they're evil fuckers. They set up fields next to other farms and then when bees and other insects inevitably cross-pollinate the other farmers' crops they take them to court for IP infringement because their crops' genome matches the patented Monsanto GMO genome too closely. Yet another reason intellectual property shouldn't be considered property.

[Anonymous No.16721399]

>>16712261
>go to farmers market
>buy "fresh" peppers
>within a few days they are already going bad
Do people actually enjoy having to go to a farmers market daily just to get produce?

[Anonymous No.16721434]

>>16721399
The homegrown stuff tends to go off a lost faster than what comes from industrial farms. I just only buy what I know I can use up.
We have a farmer's market twice a week here, though. I understand it would be a little harder to do it that way if you can only get your produce on Saturday.

[Anonymous No.16721483]

>>16712261
>Go to farmers market
>It's actually just stuff they bought in the supermarket like one block away and claim it's "home grown" to sell it for twice the price
Fuckin' Leafs scamming you, only reason I go there is for elk meat

[Anonymous No.16721620]

>>16721385
Expensive, foreigner.

[Anonymous No.16721627]

>>16721620
Just say that, baby babbler.

[Anonymous No.16721656]

>go to Chinatown
>get produce
>full of spiders but is undeniably fresher than the grocery store stuff

[Anonymous No.16721659]

>>16721627
Does the word spenny make you uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.16721672]

>>16721385
excessively expensive, probably

[Anonymous No.16721708]

>>16721659
Most baby talk between adults does, yes.

[Anonymous No.16721732]

>>16721708
Spenny

[Anonymous No.16721841]

>>16721732
Aww, was the farmy marky too spenny for widdle baby? Did baby wanna make Chrissy brekky before opening prezzies but didn't have enough money-wunny for foody-woody? Aww, poor baby-waby at the spenny-wenny farmy marky :'(

[Anonymous No.16721843]

>>16715580
>Probable /pol/nigger and election tourist is mad at anime on an anime website
Go back, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16721861]

>>16721841
Spennnnnny.

[Anonymous No.16721863]

They literally resell produce from Sams Club lmao

[Anonymous No.16721915]

>>16720744
Based ngl

[Anonymous No.16722705]

>>16721343
you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.16722717]

>>16722705
>dressing like a slut is good
>smoking is good
>cussing is good

[Anonymous No.16722799]

>go to walmart
>buy cheap produce
>take it to farmers market
>sell to hipsters at 10x markup while they coom over how high quality it is

[Anonymous No.16722809]

>>16722717
>Complaining about profanity
>On fucking 4chan
Puritans don't belong here, get lost faggot.

[Anonymous No.16722828]

>>16722809
Complaining=/=thinking something is bad

[Anonymous No.16722837]

>>16722799
Anyone used to fresh veggies would spot Walmart garage a mile away.

[ieatinmycar No.16722869]

>>16722837
Also in my experience the produce at farmers markets is often about the same price as the grocery stores and even cheaper sometimes, so the profit margin would probably not be worth it if you can get away with it.
Farmer's markets and stands are the shit and anyone complaining about them is a literal gay retard.

[Anonymous No.16722886]

>>16713226
Burn it down anon, it's the only way to right the wrong

[Anonymous No.16722893]

>>16713272
Just avoid the meme stands, it's not that hard

[Anonymous No.16722899]

>see there's a farmer's market up the street
>think about going
>don't because i don't know how to cook and i probably shouldn't microwave an eggplant

[ieatinmycar No.16722995]

>>16722899
Just get a little bit of a couple different ones and look up some videos on how to cook them. Eggplant can be a little tricky, so I wouldn't start with that one, but get some tough leafy greens like collards and make collard greens. A lot of other veggies you can either eat raw or throw in a soup, so it's hard to fuck it up. You can do it!

[Anonymous No.16723017]

>>16715580

[Anonymous No.16723059]

>>16721350
>spenny
How do we stop illiterate blacks from making up retarded words?

[Anonymous No.16723088]

>>16721841
Kek

[Anonymous No.16723097]

>>16718766
>30% female
Wow this place is really unironically full of trannies.

[Anonymous No.16723199]

>go to farmers market
>its really just a meetup of child sex traffickers
>epstein didnt kill himself

[Anonymous No.16723439]

>>16720744
> smoke near stand
> don't receive thank you
I'm gonna burn it all down. I want both.

[Anonymous No.16723745]

>>16712261
>They don't even bother to peel off the Kroger label

[Anonymous No.16724690]

>>16723199
wtf, i love farmers markets now

[Anonymous No.16724751]

>>16721656
>>go to Chinatown
>>get produce
>>full of spiders
Anon the spiders ARE the produce

[Anonymous No.16724771]

>>16722799
Way back in the day when I was working in Aldi I saw this happen. Both the farmer's market people and the local ethnic produce shop were loading vans with stuff from our store for resale.
My uncle once got going about how that ethnic place had the only decent fruit in town and he would never buy produce from a grocery store again. I just nodded. I had seen them pulling those apples out of our cardboard boxes and arranging them on some hay in a wooden one.

>>16723017
Touhou isn't anime

[Anonymous No.16724780]

>be farmer
>get produce
>go to farmers market

[Anonymous No.16724790]

>>16724751
I keep finding foreign objects in my Chinese food, I think it's a lack of protection in the supply chain.
If your supply chain is ad-hoc (farmer xi's tractor) or not continuous (re-selling) you really rely on everyone in that chain caring about the consumer.

I'll ride my bike to the store to sell mixed herbs or flavored salts, but I use commercial grade containers and gloves.
The butcher segregates the herbs to stop a customer buying his meat, and contaminating the herbs he sells on.

I've been in China many times, and there are "certain people" who have no regard or respect and the ordinary Chinese person can't control them.
Imagine the health inspector spits on the floor of your factory.

[Anonymous No.16724796]

>>16720744
Probably somewhere in Pennsylvania

[Anonymous No.16724885]

>>16724780
Based

[Anonymous No.16724925]

>>16721385
The word he can't spell is "spendy".
He's either black or has one of the more retarded accents.

[Anonymous No.16724952]

>>16724925
It's spenny. I've never heard anyone say spendy, that does sound like baby talk. I'm from Oxford btw.

[Anonymous No.16724974]

>>16721620
I'm an American and you're retarded

[Anonymous No.16724997]

>>16724974
You're so dumb you didn't figure out that you're one of the foreigners I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.16725005]

I live near america's largest farmers market

[Anonymous No.16725056]

>>16712261
slut

[Anonymous No.16725115]

>>16721483
>It's actually just stuff they bought in the supermarket like one block away and claim it's "home grown" to sell it for twice the price

We have a monthly 'ethnic' market where I live, and it's exactly the same, it's just stuff from Costco along the road, and one guy with a stall charging $10 for a crepe

[Anonymous No.16725197]

>>16721843
The anti-anime "tranime" spam shit on multiple boards is /qa/, anon.
The few times I went to /pol/, I saw people posting anime and no one reacting negatively to it.
It's purely newfags from /qa/ and /tv/.

[Anonymous No.16725224]

>>16715580

[Anonymous No.16725269]

>>16724771
>Touhou isn't anime
There are 2 touhou animes. Also I fixed the text on the picture.

[Anonymous No.16725367]

>>16724885
Today I ate so many radish I hurt my tummy.
I don't like to throw away the ones who grow too fast, society holds them back.

The very first daffodils go into the trash because they aren't worth harvesting- I connect this early flowers and early fruits for honor and give free to people.

[Anonymous No.16726067]

>go to farmers market
>get produce
>it's all shit they couldn't sell to a wholesaler for one reason or another
>starts to rot a day after bringing it home
>it wasn't even cheaper than the supermarket

[Anonymous No.16726093]

>go to farmers market
>buy eggs
>crack one in a pan
>two yolks come out
>2 for 1 deal, nice

[Anonymous No.16726096]

>>16725269
No there aren't.

[Anonymous No.16726114]

>>16726096
https://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Touhou_Anime_Project
https://myanimelist.net/anime/9875/Anime_Tenchou_x_Touhou_Project

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project#Reception_and_fanworks
>Several fanmade anime have been made for Touhou. Albeit created by amateur studios, the projects have sometimes included appearance by professional voice actors, such as Rie Tanaka.[67] Dōjin anime of note include Fantasy Kaleidoscope ~ The Memories of Phantasm (幻想万華鏡) by the circle Manpuku Jinja in 2011,[68] A Summer Day's Dream (夢想夏郷) by the dōjin circle Maikaze,[69] and Hifuu Club Activity Record ~ The Sealed Esoteric History (秘封活动记录) by the Chinese dōjin circle Kyoto Fantasy Troupe.[70] A derivative anime from a commercial anime studio came in the form of Anime Tenchou x Touhou Project (アニメ店長 x 東方Project) by Ufotable to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Japanese goods chain Animate as a promotional video for the store combining Touhou with Animate's mascot, Meito Anizawa.[71]

[Anonymous No.16726756]

>>16724997
? foreigners are people who don't live in america

[Anonymous No.16726766]

>>16713359
lol

[Anonymous No.16726774]

>>16725367
Pickle your radishes!
I pickled some radishes, they're great. Now I get to have radishes all year

[Anonymous No.16726807]

>>16726774
I can't eat radishes on their own. I have to pickle them.

[Anonymous No.16726813]

>>16715580
Anime posters are usually annoying but that anon didn't do anything wrong

[Anonymous No.16726830]

>>16720744
Yeah I hate cig smoking faggots at outdoor markets. Cigs suck and they don't even get you high. Fucking money drain for nothing

[Anonymous No.16726888]

>>16726813
I'll take a million animeposters over one frog or wojack spamming immigrant

[Anonymous No.16727287]

>>16726830
Based cigarette hater. Cigars can be fun though

[Anonymous No.16727293]

>>16723097
How do you know they're trannies and not cis women?

[Anonymous No.16727296]

>>16715580
WDYTYR

[Anonymous No.16727297]

>psycho senpai gf never ever

[Anonymous No.16727434]

>>16715580
Nig

[Anonymous No.16727541]

>>16726774
I would be pickling them one by one, it's not really even worth picking them.
I've got years worth of product banked, I eat so much seasonal produce I'm much less inclined to eat out of season.

Right now it's lemon, I'll eat so much lemon I won't want to see a lemon for the rest of the year

[Anonymous No.16728511]

>>16726093
All eggs should come with 2 yolks desu

[Anonymous No.16728548]

>>16720744
>passive aggression from the religious to control your behavior
oh crackers! some things never change

[Anonymous No.16728552]

>>16724780
yeah I'd hide that pathetic radish too

[Anonymous No.16728662]

>>16718809
cant plant a double cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.16728826]

>>16723097

if you ever go to the cosplay board , i think it's /cgl/ or something , it's absolutely disgusting how many men with beards are dressed up as lolitas

[Anonymous No.16728832]

>>16728548
>sensible request
>aggression
Do blacks really

[Anonymous No.16728849]

>>16721399
>go to supermarket
>buy bell peppers
>they sit on the counter for like 2 weeks
>still look eadible
>dump them in the trash because that shit isn't normal

[Anonymous No.16728860]

>>16728832
>umm actually no honey putting up a sign isn't passive at all it's active
amish cunt

[Anonymous No.16728900]

>>16715592
Enjoy being raped by Monsanto's lawyers

[Anonymous No.16729210]

>>16712267
>peaches
best fruit

[Anonymous No.16729276]

>>16713272
>go to american farmers market
>it's literally just repackaged whole foods
I've caught these fuckers, they don't even hide the strawberry containers wtf
Bay Area btw

[Anonymous No.16729334]

>>16729276
Yeah its a grift a lot of places

[Anonymous No.16729930]

>>16729276
Tear down their stalls and run them out

[Anonymous No.16729936]

>go to farmers market
>price is the same as the store
>quality is the same as the store
>some gypsy is selling it with no regards of hygene
farmers market is a meme

[Anonymous No.16729940]

>>16727293
Why would a woman be on an anonymous image board where she couldn't use her vagina for leverage. I would estimate less than 10% of people here are females.

[Anonymous No.16729942]

>>16722717
>>smoking is good
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

[Anonymous No.16729969]

>>16729940
Your understanding of women is all wrong.

[Anonymous No.16730326]

>>16723097
You have to grow up at some point in your life.

[Anonymous No.16730347]

>go to farmers market
>get corn
>shuck it, toss it in a pot to boil
>return later to a thick film of boiled maggots covering the entire surface of the water
>dump it all outside near back of property
>couple days later, working on the fence
>maggotcorn has been completely untouched the entire time
If even animals don't want it, it really makes me wonder what the fuck those retards did to it.
Thankfully, that was the only bad experience from that particular market. There was this one guy who made some of the best smoked salmon I've ever tasted, and another person that made lavender mustard, shit was great.

[Anonymous No.16730353]

>>16712261
>Acquire groceries
>Take them home and lay them out in order on the bed
>This soothes the 'tism.
Thank you groceries.

[Anonymous No.16730679]

>>16715580

[Anonymous No.16730701]

>>16729942
Retard.

[Anonymous No.16730928]

>>16715580

[Anonymous No.16731574]

>>16730347
>not eating the maggots for extra protein

[Anonymous No.16731595]

>>16728860
>>16728548
how soon until you're on the news for beating and raping a random white girl?

[Anonymous No.16731657]

>>16712261
Absed

[Anonymous No.16732120]

>>16712261

>go to grocery store, buy ugliest garbage produce
>maybe even dumpster-dive for half-rotten expired stuff
>put on overalls and a John Deere cap
>go to local "farmers market"
>sell at 1000% markup to hipsters
>(along with my wife's "artisanal homemade" jams and honeys, which totally aren't McDonalds breakfast packets poured into jars stolen from the neighbor's recycling bin)
>"Aw shucks, pardner, thanks for keeping it fresh and local!"

mfw

[Anonymous No.16732151]

>>16728849
Lmao at your life

[Anonymous No.16732168]

>>16729276
>being a commiefornian
I feel no pity, only laughter

[Anonymous No.16732172]

>>16729940
Women can have autism too ya know

[Anonymous No.16733335]

>>16732172
No they can't

[Anonymous No.16733537]

>>16733335
Sorry about your sister anon, but she's got the 'tisms

[Anonymous No.16733554]

>>16713272
where im at it feels this way....ohhhh these potatos are special they are 10 dollars a pound
fuckers its like the cheapest shit i just want some red potato from near me.......
4 dollars for like 5 carrots that are small and old

fuckers act like their produce is double the value of rayles organics aile .fuckers

[Anonymous No.16733566]

>>16729942
fuck off degen
life doesnt get better being a weak faggot that doesnt lift and does drugs all the time.
and people that publicly swear alot are kinda trash if they are near women or children

[Anonymous No.16733611]

>>16731595
somehow they keep coming more often even it seems
its not a place for them, they need to go back to where ever there is.

[Anonymous No.16733617]

>>16733611
What language do you actually speak?

[Anonymous No.16733643]

>>16733617
drunk sorry

[Anonymous No.16733652]

>>16733643
Sober up, incel.

[Anonymous No.16733835]

>>16721843
/pol/ is ok with anime and only the pure nat soc libertarians hate it plus a few troon hunters

[Anonymous No.16733851]

>>16713272
You went to one full of white people instead of Hmong. The good ones are almost entirely Hmong.

[Anonymous No.16733855]

>>16733851
I don't know who they are but there is pretty much nowhere to go but up from where I'm standing.

[Anonymous No.16733916]

A lot of producers get product from major wholesale suppliers to supplement their inventory especially if it’s still early for their own crops.

So you’re spending more to buy exactly what you would buy at the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.16733921]

>>16733916
a lot of them aren't even producers, but simply sharks feeding on chumps

[Anonymous No.16733926]

>>16733916
I can tell its real because of the dirt and maggots

[Anonymous No.16733990]

>>16730347
Thats considered a delicacy in mexico

[Anonymous No.16734535]

>>16733916
So how do you ID and avoid this

[Anonymous No.16734955]

>>16712261
cringe af pic

[Anonymous No.16735061]

>>16734955
>frogposter
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.16735119]

>>16712261
>step into my back yard
>get fresh produce
>its good
I'm never going back to living in the city or suburbs.
Next project is to get small pond made so I can stock it with fish.

[Anonymous No.16735833]

>>16734955
ironic post

[Anonymous No.16735848]

Hey I noticed there was a small chink in my Teflon pan. It sort of slopes around the edges. It almost looks like the zipperhead on a jacket. Should I nip this in the butt and get a new one?
Fuck you mod, clean it up faggot.

[Anonymous No.16736347]

>>16735848
I didn't know ants posted here

[Anonymous No.16736468]

>>16715580
rude

[Anonymous No.16736727]

>>16734535
know what produce is actually in season around you, and ask the guy who runs the stand which farm it comes from.
If they refuse to answer, theyre scamming faggots.

[Anonymous No.16736776]

>>16728900
>he doesnt gorilla garden in the dystopia
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16736790]

>>16735848

Is there any yellow discoloration? That could put a different slant on the problem. Try cleaning all the gook off it first.

[Anonymous No.16737210]

>>16722869
I live in a city population about 2.5 million and our farmer's markets are trash. You can walk on the periphery of them and look in the back of their trucks and see that they just bought the shit from Sams or Costco.

Stands on the other hand, I'll go out of my way for.

[Anonymous No.16738340]

>>16712261
Got some carrots grown by a grandma in her garden at the farmers market, only good carrots I had in my entire life, you can't eat store bought carrots raw, they taste too bitter; even the organic, grandma carrots were extremely tasty raw though.

[Anonymous No.16738359]

>>16715580
I'm sorry anon, but I have to use this image against you...

[Anonymous No.16738365]

>>16738359
>me anyface
What the h is anyface?

[Anonymous No.16738399]

>>16738365
>What the h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkGdI-lEWYA

[Anonymous No.16738459]

>go to farmer's market in based Netherlands
>fresh, cheap produce everywhere, get random assortment of veggies for 1 euro
>go to guy selling meat
>get amazing meat
>get home, cook great meal with GF
>laugh at americans who have everything, even their markets, walmart'd

[Anonymous No.16739985]

>>16738459
>Netherlands
>based

[Anonymous No.16740039]

>>16712261
I find OP repulsive for using that strupid pic

[Anonymous No.16740639]

>>16715580
thats from a video game, faggot

[Anonymous No.16741485]

>>16715580
return to the subreddit you crawled out of, faggot

[Anonymous No.16741551]

>>16721843
Fuck off, I've been pissing on you anime dweebs since 2009, when the anime origin of this site was already nothing but a quaint curiosity.

[Anonymous No.16741563]

>>16741551
>I've been an insufferable newfag for over a decade and I refuse to stop!
What a weird thing to brag about.

[Anonymous No.16741572]

>>16741563
You're clinging to archaisms that the site's real audience don't care about. There are anime fan sites on the internet that you should check out to discuss it with your fellow pedophiles. This isn't one of them.

[Anonymous No.16741583]

>>16741572
Just wait until you see what the 404 page looks like.

[Anonymous No.16741603]

>go to Publix
>get produce
>it’s not overpriced soyboy organic 3000 farmers market produce
>it’s still good quality

[Anonymous No.16741648]

>>16741583
Owned