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>> No.16707998

I was shocked when I first heard his voice and he didn't sound like a borderline retard. I guess all that nerve damage from undercooked chicken just makes him look stupid.

>> No.16708015

Why is Chicago like this?

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My parents would rinse the off the ground beef they were putting in the hamburger helper to "make it healthier" then when they ate the now "healthier" hamburger helper, they ate it with honey wheat sandwich bread soaked in this shit picrel

>> No.16708106

perfect meal for my wife when she miss her bull

>> No.16708116

>That'll be €149,99 plus tip

>> No.16708196

Does anyone have the webm of the two idiots at mcdonalds that throw like a gallon of water onto a grease fire?

>> No.16708217

i mean i do wonder... you gotta wonder...
what WOULD it be like?

>> No.16708230

>0 calories
>per spray*
sneaky fucks

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Doesn't matter, zero times any number is still zero.

>> No.16708434

It's the same bullshit they pull with stuff like PAM.

>> No.16708444

how many people do you think she tricked into doing this

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What's the problem here? This is a good idea if you are trying to lose weight.

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>> No.16708549

no it's not, don't eat ground beef if you care about fat, which isn't bad for you regardless so is perfectly fine if your macros and calories are good.

>> No.16708551

>needs bags on hands to cook
>keeps asking the camera person to do stuff
I mean what the fuck were they expecting?

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Calories in, Calories out you dumb obese nigger. Fat has 9 calories per gram.

Any minced meat you can do this too, not just ground beef.

>> No.16708563

Every single day my hatred of furries becomes more intense

>> No.16708571

this one always gets me

>> No.16708593

What a whore

>> No.16708601

is his arm still fucked up from the stroke?

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Since YWNBAW, I recommend going out and having sex.

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>> No.16708609

4chan is a furry website.

>> No.16708613

imagine working with hot oil in that suit and lighting yourself on fire or the tail or something
i hope they have a quick exit option...

>> No.16708619

when will this meme die

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>> No.16708645

Choking imminent

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>> No.16708651

what a waste of bread

>> No.16708656

But it's activated tho

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>> No.16708664

thats a lot of butter

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>> No.16708695

hopefully some incel starts genociding white women in minecraft

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>> No.16708704

>Blotting the beef with paper towels and rinsing the meat with hot water can reduce fat content by as much as 50 percent. A 3-ounce portion of pan-broiled beef crumbles, after blotting, has 195 calories and 12 grams of fat. A 3-ounce portion of pan-broiled crumbles after blotting and rinsing has 135 calories and 6 grams of fat.

I'd rather take the 60-120 calorie hit than to eat a textureless, flavorless slop. You may as well just drink a meal replacement at that point. At least a cow wouldn't have died and it'd be 5x cheaper.

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>> No.16708724

What stroke?
I mean WHICH stroke?

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breast stroke. he coulda been in the olypics if he didn't tear his titty muscle. that's why7 he became a chef

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>> No.16708805

These things suck because one thing is always noticeably better than the others and you just want a plate of that instead
Its usually the ribs

>> No.16708835

When you start to see this shit in your once nice sleepy town, its already over.

>> No.16708864

Already tried and failed. Couldn't keep up with some boomer slinging bbq out of a trailer in his yard, now the boomer has a real location in the middle of town

>> No.16708890

>Jack perfects the one arm Simpson choke
what a god

>> No.16708911

Oh sweety no...

>> No.16708917

fuck off

>> No.16708922

So did he end up burning down the house?

>> No.16708925

The past they skip is when it creates a grease fire

>> No.16708926

The part they skip is where they take it out and cook it normally

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Ok fat fuck

>> No.16708931

wonder no more:

>> No.16708994

Do ....... really?

>> No.16709016

Why did I get hard watching this

>> No.16709066

I bet this makes your shit black as night

>> No.16709143

Is that "white" for you? Looks more like latina.

>> No.16709266

What's wrong with that? How would you get rid if the fat?

>> No.16709290

I don't get it. What part of this relates to cuckoldry?

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>> No.16709308

Not going to lie, this made me hard as well, and I wasn't even trying to be

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>> No.16709329

Certainly not pouring it down your drain senpai, the easiest way is to not buy 80/20 mixed ground beef in the first place.

>> No.16709339

If something has 4 calories of less per serving, it can be listed as zero.

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>> No.16709371

Every time I see this webm the quality gets a little worse.

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>> No.16709496

How hard would it be to sell fine dining plating that was always uncomfortably phallic?

>> No.16709502

Is that suede leather or some shit wtf is that thing

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>> No.16709583

>Wasting helium on fucking this
You know, that shits rapidly disappearing you fucking """chefs"""

>> No.16709612

If you go to a bbq restaurant and there isn't a fat middle aged man running the pits then you turn around and leave.

>> No.16709633

I did twice and both times were fucking terrible and left me more worried about hurt feelings than anything else. Fucking isn't worth the inconvenience of getting there or the possible guilt afterwards.

>> No.16709643

>This is a good idea if you are trying to lose weight.
You're better off only draining a small amount of fat at most and eating less overall if your goal is to lose weight. Unless you're a masochist who gets off on feeling hungry and tired.

>> No.16709654

>anti griddle
cold stone

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>> No.16709671

>carrot tartare
excuse me. what the fuck

>> No.16709674

The lemon pips get me every time

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I love hard-work; i can watch it all day.

>> No.16709700

remind me why frozen food or water makes the oil go berzerk?

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>> No.16709724

Since you apparently never finished middle school science: When water is heated to a certain point it becomes steam. If you through water (or ice) into oil this will happen extremely rapidly, causing everything to get boil over and get pushed out of the pan. Oil is flammable, so if it makes contact with the stovetop will cause fire.

>> No.16709725

>all those spices to fry it in the end and taste nothing of it

>> No.16709729

I always assumed that it was cheese cloth or something similar.

>> No.16709733

Fuck off Hank Hill.

>> No.16709754

can anyone explain this one to me? I know it has too much meat but is there anything else i'm missing?

>> No.16709768

how does that work?

>> No.16709772

shit. I wouldn't call it macaroni and cheese in a million years, but I would definitely eat it.

>> No.16709774

It's just really cold. What else did you think that was?

>> No.16709781

I assumed it's posted to emphasize the pretentious presentation for millennial instragrammers

>> No.16709782

Corn starch

>> No.16709788

Dough coloured with squid ink or charcoal

>> No.16709808

that's zoomer humor

>> No.16709809

Probably unremarkable if not actively disgusting, actually. The cheetos are whatever because cheetos are just flavored corn, but the ratio of cheese to potato is just wrong for the filling. I'd wager that 3 minutes after taking it out of the oven the cheese is solid and just tastes like fucking semi-soft cheese with chunks of potato in it.

>> No.16709827

How fat are you?

>> No.16709832

Haha no it's hi how are you

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>> No.16709868

well just do not burn the stuff then
take them off the griddle slightly earlier

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>> No.16709886

Do Australians really?

>> No.16709888

>unseasoned fries and canned cheese
what the fuck is your problem?

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>> No.16709898

Floppy black ball(s), I guess?

>> No.16709899

Forever at this point. You think that fat fuck was ever going to do the PT required for a chance at recovery? He just keeps getting rounder. Pretty sure when he makes a perfect circle is going to be the day he dies.

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>> No.16709905

A couple sprays of PAM or ICBINB isn't even a tsp of oil.

>> No.16709943

Nigga just make normal macaroni and cheese it's not like you're eating that shit every day.

>> No.16709949

apparently you never finished middle school english class

>> No.16709959

that isnt even grease, it's water. dont know what i expect, its tiktok afterall.

>> No.16709961

The cheese is going to be stone hard by the time she serves the dish,

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you bros wouldnt make fun of ja/ck/ if you came face to face with him mid stride

>> No.16709983

That better be nacho cheese for fuck sake

>> No.16709985

At least the foods all nice and hot from the cheese.

>> No.16709995

Why do he looks like a giant midget?

>> No.16710008

God that's sad
He's gonna be dead soon

>> No.16710013

>how to ruin a perfectly fine chunk of meat

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>man made gas

>> No.16710034

Not my problem.

>> No.16710035

>makes a gerhard richter painting in your path

>> No.16710043

wedding material

>> No.16710048

I feel like probably at least one person involved in the making of this commercial understood how it would be received by a certain portion of the audience, and the reason it got made anyway was they hid their powerlevel and didn't say anything.
Keep it up, guys.

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>> No.16710068

Fuck this is the most disgusting thing I've ever watched and I've seen just about every cartel murder video on the internet.

>> No.16710082

fuck off with this shit already
I hate this meme it looks like it's burnt and takes the visual aspect of food right out while adding absolutely NOTHING to the taste

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>> No.16710091

think what you want about kenji, but i love him shitting on ramsay

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>furry calling someone else a tranny

>> No.16710113

>It's big but not Mac

What did he mean by this?

>> No.16710200

Okay this isn't nearly as erotic. There goes my gag reflexes.

Captcha: P4SOY

>> No.16710237

my wife

>> No.16710249


me in the middle

>> No.16710264

Retard, made me replied

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>furry trying to take a W
Kill yourself lmao.

>> No.16710279

I love my Russian wife

>> No.16710280

I was always so shit at doing this in school. jokes on them I've never seen tourne'd shrooms in my life

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Damn near killed um!

>> No.16710290

Is that not how you do it?

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Nobody said he was doing it wrong, anon. You made that up in your head.

>> No.16710337

His first recipe back from the stroke was keto bacon muffins. Take a guess.

>> No.16710343

>tfw no human praying mantis gf

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>> No.16710383

Green k-bottles aren't helium. I think it's air or O2.

>> No.16710387

Definitely O2.

>> No.16710394

just do all of this except the loaf part, just use slices of the loaf like normal... in fact scrap the idea, just make it the old fashioned way

>> No.16710424

>wasting O2
You think that shit comes from trees or something?

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>> No.16710458

not my problem.

>> No.16710468

fr those fried be fire

>> No.16710471

Not funny
Didn't laugh

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>> No.16710498

What am I supposed to be looking at?

>> No.16710515

i cant even tell which one is ja/ck/

>> No.16710535

>still has to show her ugly fucking face taking a bite
Christ I fucking hate women

>> No.16710547

Why is it that only women bitch about LCs?

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>> No.16710600

i think its water, not fat. i remember just evaporating all of that liquid that comes in ground beef these days but it steams the shit out of any kitchen

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>> No.16710604

The blase expression while tearing away at a chunk of the meat is integral to the comedy, but of course the moment you see a woman you lose all rational thought.

>> No.16710607

Is a delicious platter of meat. Fuck off.

>> No.16710612

>"I'll eat it in my next video"
Does anyone have a webm of round 2?

>> No.16710627

It adds nothing except an opportunity for a vain retard to plaster her face into a video

>> No.16710656

>rational thought
as if we had any in the first place

>> No.16710664

Your sense of comedy is awful.

>> No.16710665

>Bakes cookies in only ten minutes!
Amazing, it's so fast! And I can bake up to 9 different cookies!

>> No.16710668

No yours is. That video could've ended in the first 4 seconds because the joke is "cook steak with a toaster", the rest is fat with 0 comedic substance.

>> No.16710684

Yeah, jokes are great when they're a setup with no punchline. Those are definitely the best jokes.

>> No.16710691

Joke: cooking steak in a toaster
Not a joke: Look at me eat steak

>> No.16710705

stop phone posting

>> No.16710781

she is very pretty, but what is the filling?

>> No.16710813

Why do people do this? I don't think anyone leave the table satisfied.
Is this another one of those social conventions I'm too autistic to understand?

>> No.16710862

>I don't think anyone leave the table satisfied.
Most people who want this pay for the experience, not the food itself. Though they do think it being artistic makes it quality as well.

>> No.16710898

Ruski ravioli

>> No.16710909

Does this even survive cooking?

>> No.16710930

He huge retarded vase on the counter gets me

>> No.16710961

holy fuck I want to choke out the cunt who made this video and anyone involved with the creation of the "oven"

>> No.16710965

With less bread and BBQ sauce, this might actually be pretty good.

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>WebM thread
>No one posts webms
>You are all new fags from Reddit

>> No.16711006

>fails at proper greentexting
>fails at 4chan lingo
>still calls others newfags

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>proper greentext
you are retarded, kill yourself newnigger

>> No.16711031

black dog did it better

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>> No.16711078

Why do you have a picture of my old gym teacher? She was a cunt.

>> No.16711079

>vegetable oil


>> No.16711084

is this is a joke ?

>> No.16711090

I too like to fry my steak for 15 seconds on each side.

>> No.16711091

I like how he cut it, looked and knew it wasn't melted but powered on anyways and pretended it was

>> No.16711093


Oil is less dense than water. When you put water on an oil fire, the water first sinks to the bottom. Then, when it's rapidly heated, it expands and vaporizes. The escaping air bubbles out violently, splashing oil everywhere.

>> No.16711105


You cut out the ending where the monster shows up at the dining table, ya goof.

>> No.16711115

This is probably what my experience would be, just not on camera.

>> No.16711130

ThE eXpErIeNcE
Basically vain fuckwads who think it's fancy

>> No.16711161


You get a bunch of dishes that taste amazing, and you try a ton of different textures/flavors in one meal. If you like food, it's a no brainer.

If you're wealthy and going there for social reasons, the multi-coarse dinner also helps in two basic ways: small portions and bite sizes make it easy to eat elegantly, compared to smashing a burger in your gullet, and lots of different, complex dishes give you a constant source of conversation, so you always have something to fall back on if the conversation needs changing / it gets quiet / whatever.

basically, yea, you're too autistic to understand.

>> No.16711191

please tell me all this shit is for 5-6 persons...

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>> No.16711196

you don't just eat 3 dishes, you order at least a dozen of different ones: small portions, same quantity at the end

>> No.16711213

>shakes his hand pretending it's hot

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>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>puts cheese on top
who makes this shit

>> No.16711264

Trying to be healthy but then they add preshred moz with all those additives.

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>> No.16711288

>preshredded cheese
>unhealthy additives
m8 preshredded cheese is shit but the "additives" are literally just potato starch and cellulose.

>> No.16711295

he's an incel who's scared of being called racist, so he only complains about white women

>> No.16711296

t. fat

>> No.16711301

flush it with hot water to melt the fat

>> No.16711302

before someone asks, the cinnamon sugar contains a lot of water and via reverse osmosis the extract gets into the pot

>> No.16711304

Are you retarded?

>> No.16711305

pretty sure he's just boiling fucking coffee

>> No.16711312

needs more chopping boards

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>> No.16711337

That's some respectable skill, but what is the point?

>> No.16711339

Looks like a sample platter, Small amount of each thing so the table can pick away at it while drinking/watching the sportsball game etc. If you like something you know to order the full dish later.

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>2 LBS

>> No.16711365

Nonsensical opulence

>> No.16711370

>flaming' hot cheetos

>> No.16711377

to charge $200 for it

>> No.16711385

But it looks like the customer is getting more ice that alcohol. Who would pay for this?

>> No.16711388


It's sand yo - -

I mean yes it's reverse osmosis through a filter in the bottom of the pot

>> No.16711406

Yeah that's what I want, some Asian dudes grimy hands finger fucking the ice for my drink.

>> No.16711413

is that dark matter?

>> No.16711416

>order a drink
>5 minutes later
> get a ice cube thats been handled more than an NBA basketball.
Why not wipe the inside of the glass with his shirt while he's at it.

>> No.16711421

I'd pay extra for that

>> No.16711427

there's pipes underneath the sand

>> No.16711429
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>> No.16711461

who tf orders beer, you know they're fleecing you for that shit right?

>> No.16711472

anon, every single high class japanese food or drink is a fleece.

>> No.16711516
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Yeah, I'm sure the Daikon Lotus Cocktail is better value, dumbass.
We all understand that you overpay for drinks at a bar.

>> No.16711562

>Doesn't even have webm to post
>Fucking new fag

>> No.16711592

Wow I never thought a webm will make me pissed as fuck. Disgusting shit presented as "art".

>> No.16711615

Red T Shirt

>> No.16711667

>Listening to jewish jungle beats
>holds fork like a 3 year old

Stupid cunt no wonder the soyboy dines with himself in a mirror.

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>> No.16711693

The cheese has melted

>> No.16711696

Jesus Fucking Christ WHY

>> No.16711710

Dumb gimmick and waste of helium.

>> No.16711719

There is no skill in that, the only skillful thing is to get the clear ice and that's solved by a machine.

>> No.16711768
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>> No.16711771
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>> No.16711776

>that much steak sauce
It might as well be ketchup at that point. Absolutely horrendous.

>> No.16711781
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>> No.16711788

seems fucking ridiculous, surely there are better ways to make ice spheres.

>> No.16711789

>end product is a cloudy piece of shit anyways
Jesus christ, just use an insulated form.

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No'h my problem

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>> No.16711799
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>> No.16711801

It just looks fucking burnt. What's the appeal? What is wrong with people?

>> No.16711805

Your hentai's not so hot now you dumb fool. Think! Think of the suction cup marks! You haven't even thought about the suction cups.

>> No.16711832

Why? You're literally just eating unflavored jello

>> No.16711843

how are you even supposed to eat this

>> No.16711846

This pleases me

>> No.16711858

I wonder how much gold could be extracted from those old and busted electronics.

>> No.16711863

i seriously do hope that she is trolling.

>> No.16711864

Plenty. That's how Japan made the medals for the recent Olympics.

>> No.16711869

she knew exactly what she was doing with the multiple angles of the carrot going in.

>> No.16711888
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i imagine him doing the pancake slave sounds.

>> No.16711889

I've got some unneeded electronics myself. Is it economically viable, or will I spend more on the nitric acid then the resulting gold bits will be worth?

>> No.16711896

God I hate americans

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>> No.16711905

First of all, why the fuck is the burger moving like it's gaining awareness, secondly this has got to be the stupidest gimmick ever of all time. That is a cartoonishly inefficient way of getting cheese on the outside of the burger (which is a retarded concept from the start), just fucking pour it. Or if you don't want to saturate it use a brush like for BBQ, not some gay ass fucking cheese roller. Not to mention I have no idea how you'd even eat a burger taller than my fucking arm in the first place. Fuck whoever made this video, fuck the resturant that serves this dumb shit, and most of all, fuck the smooth brained, shit flinging monkey retard that came up with this absolutely braindead idea. This makes me irrationally mad.

>> No.16711907

The Japanese are are an entire nation of autists.

>> No.16711909

dunno but it's hilarious with sound.


>> No.16711910


fucking love that channel

>> No.16711925

I hate how obvious it is that we are so close to a total collapse of our society. This level of decadence is so scary. I thought I still had a couple of decades left :(

>> No.16711927

idk, I got mine in the demonic golem section at walmart. They're right next to the thing that moans orgasmically as it loads the dishwasher.

>> No.16711932

>app based
Just firebomb their fucking offices already, we don't need these fucking people.

>> No.16711943

rip mrs green death is most definitely not whats up

>> No.16711951

There's been some cool stuff on kickstarter, but the problem is that it lets techbros have access to capital without any VC due diligence.

>> No.16711983

That's what they make serrated for ffs

>> No.16712050
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>> No.16712065

What did he hope to achieve?

>> No.16712080

If you have to ask what's the point you can't afford it anyway.

>> No.16712103

>demon core 1945

>> No.16712163

how fucking scratched the surface can get

>> No.16712235

Bhel puri Chaat?

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>> No.16712264

The fat bald guy waddling around lol

>> No.16712265

grease is the oil and water, regardless you'd be stewing that amount of ground meat

>> No.16712280

You're an idiot if you think of jews every time you see the classic "sinister handrub" trope in any context. That is just a completely fucked mind.

>> No.16712293

god i love prostitutes

>> No.16712315

This looks excellent
contrarians pretending that doesn't look excellent

>> No.16712336
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>> No.16712348

For charcoal that actually does mean something oddly enough

>> No.16712350

wouldn't the fish have gross organs and poop inside? that can't be good to eat

>> No.16712404
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Just had a heart attack, thanks man.

>> No.16712413

It means something for seeds and nuts, too.

>> No.16712420

Try using your kitchen before posting.

>> No.16712435

Why are you so fat.

>> No.16712436
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>> No.16712437

TMDNWU youtube

>> No.16712445

>that tiny potato chunk

>> No.16712451

Alri eyeball paul

>> No.16712452

how does he get out?

>> No.16712474

The usual way Anon, by cramming it up your ass

>> No.16712529

It's deep fried. It all gets crispified and sterilized.

>> No.16712535

So, he sanitized his sink, and put a spoon full of soup in the drain?

>> No.16712538

Why would he?

>> No.16712541
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>no clamp to hold the ice block onto the panel
>it touches the buzzsaw and doesn't move because there's no pressure
>jam your fucking foot up against it overtop of this wide ass gap, tanaka
>yeah right next to the buzzsaw it's fine

>> No.16712576

How dare you disrespect the better half of Modern Talking.

>> No.16712724

Water can't melt stale fat.

>> No.16712732

That's rotational velocidensity for you.

>> No.16712782

Some can be bitter but they're suprisingly really good

>> No.16712829
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>> No.16712856

im not eating something they pour butane liquid onto

>> No.16712877

I love how everything has been baptized by his hands

>> No.16712908

This alien pizza looks raw.

>> No.16712926

how about hold the ice for that long? I can barely hold a piece of refrige ice for 10 secs

>> No.16713033

heston really is luciferian.
just look at his eyes and absence of hair.
he isnt bald at all, he has thick orange hair.
he CHOOSES to be bald.

>> No.16713047

I wish there was an easier way. But science is not quite there yet.

>> No.16713051

I'm pretty sure this has put me off eggs for the rest of my life. Thanks.

>> No.16713241

This is sickening.

>> No.16713369

Do you think he feels special enough with those gay ass little wings and spikes and shit?

Couldn't just be a fucking fox or wolf or some shit. Has to be much more special for mommy's special little guy.

>> No.16713394

$295 + tip

Oh and you'll leave hungry.

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>> No.16713449

At your service.

>> No.16713477

I feel like the could at least start with the smaller cube instead of keeping big blocks of ice

>> No.16713478

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

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>> No.16713551

he probably has the downs

>> No.16713563

how can his hands stand the cold

>> No.16713794

>335 replies
>78 images
>webm thread

>> No.16713815

That's how it goes, no one makes OC so people just argue instead of posting.

>> No.16713917

Unfortunately not

>> No.16713973

That is coated with sterling silver, that is what melts the ice so fast.

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