/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>16707970
I was shocked when I first heard his voice and he didn't sound like a borderline retard. I guess all that nerve damage from undercooked chicken just makes him look stupid.

>>16707950
Why is Chicago like this?

>>16707928
My parents would rinse the off the ground beef they were putting in the hamburger helper to "make it healthier" then when they ate the now "healthier" hamburger helper, they ate it with honey wheat sandwich bread soaked in this shit picrel

>>16707950
perfect meal for my wife when she miss her bull

>>16707950
>That'll be €149,99 plus tip

Does anyone have the webm of the two idiots at mcdonalds that throw like a gallon of water onto a grease fire?

>>16707939
i mean i do wonder... you gotta wonder...
what WOULD it be like?

>>16708070
>0 calories
>per spray*
sneaky fucks

>>16708230
Doesn't matter, zero times any number is still zero.

>>16708230
It's the same bullshit they pull with stuff like PAM.

>>16707928
how many people do you think she tricked into doing this

>>16708444
What's the problem here? This is a good idea if you are trying to lose weight.

>>16707928

>>16708465
genius!

>>16708453
no it's not, don't eat ground beef if you care about fat, which isn't bad for you regardless so is perfectly fine if your macros and calories are good.

>>16708537
>needs bags on hands to cook
>keeps asking the camera person to do stuff
I mean what the fuck were they expecting?

>>16708549
Calories in, Calories out you dumb obese nigger. Fat has 9 calories per gram.

Any minced meat you can do this too, not just ground beef.

>>16708537
Every single day my hatred of furries becomes more intense

>>16707959
this one always gets me

>>16707928
What a whore

>>16707970
is his arm still fucked up from the stroke?

>>16708563
Since YWNBAW, I recommend going out and having sex.

>>16708563
4chan is a furry website.

>>16708537
imagine working with hot oil in that suit and lighting yourself on fire or the tail or something
i hope they have a quick exit option...

>>16708533
>charcoal
when will this meme die

>>16708604
Choking imminent

>>16708644
what a waste of bread

>>16708619
But it's activated tho

>>16708644
stupid

>>16708649
thats a lot of butter

>>16708465
>>16708644
>>16707928
hopefully some incel starts genociding white women in minecraft

>>16708559
>Blotting the beef with paper towels and rinsing the meat with hot water can reduce fat content by as much as 50 percent. A 3-ounce portion of pan-broiled beef crumbles, after blotting, has 195 calories and 12 grams of fat. A 3-ounce portion of pan-broiled crumbles after blotting and rinsing has 135 calories and 6 grams of fat.

I'd rather take the 60-120 calorie hit than to eat a textureless, flavorless slop. You may as well just drink a meal replacement at that point. At least a cow wouldn't have died and it'd be 5x cheaper.

>>16708601
What stroke?
I mean WHICH stroke?

>>16708724
breast stroke. he coulda been in the olypics if he didn't tear his titty muscle. that's why7 he became a chef

>>16708602

>>16707928

>>16708727

>>16708753

>>16708602
These things suck because one thing is always noticeably better than the others and you just want a plate of that instead
Its usually the ribs

>>16708753
When you start to see this shit in your once nice sleepy town, its already over.

>>16708835
Already tried and failed. Couldn't keep up with some boomer slinging bbq out of a trailer in his yard, now the boomer has a real location in the middle of town

>>16708645
>Jack perfects the one arm Simpson choke
what a god

>>16707928
Oh sweety no...

>>16708453
fuck off

>>16707959
So did he end up burning down the house?

>>16708465
The past they skip is when it creates a grease fire

>>16708925
The part they skip is where they take it out and cook it normally

>>16708917
Ok fat fuck

>>16708217
wonder no more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGfJG2PKQ7c

>>16708649
>BUTTER 5 LBS
Do ....... really?

>>16708408
Why did I get hard watching this

>>16708533
I bet this makes your shit black as night

>>16708695
>
Is that "white" for you? Looks more like latina.

>>16707928
What's wrong with that? How would you get rid if the fat?

>>16708106
I don't get it. What part of this relates to cuckoldry?

>>16708408
Not going to lie, this made me hard as well, and I wasn't even trying to be

>>16707928
ENJOY YOUR CLOGGED-UP PIPE UNDER YOUR KITCHEN SINK.

>>16709266
Certainly not pouring it down your drain senpai, the easiest way is to not buy 80/20 mixed ground beef in the first place.

>>16708408
If something has 4 calories of less per serving, it can be listed as zero.

>>16707959
Every time I see this webm the quality gets a little worse.

>>16708758
How hard would it be to sell fine dining plating that was always uncomfortably phallic?

>>16707950
Is that suede leather or some shit wtf is that thing

>>16708712
>Wasting helium on fucking this
You know, that shits rapidly disappearing you fucking """chefs"""

>>16708753
If you go to a bbq restaurant and there isn't a fat middle aged man running the pits then you turn around and leave.

>>16708602
I did twice and both times were fucking terrible and left me more worried about hurt feelings than anything else. Fucking isn't worth the inconvenience of getting there or the possible guilt afterwards.

>>16708453
>This is a good idea if you are trying to lose weight.
You're better off only draining a small amount of fat at most and eating less overall if your goal is to lose weight. Unless you're a masochist who gets off on feeling hungry and tired.

>>16709341
>anti griddle
cold stone

>>16707939
fake

>>16708758
>carrot tartare
excuse me. what the fuck

>>16708649
The lemon pips get me every time

>>16709341
>>16709488
>>16709505
I love hard-work; i can watch it all day.

>>16707959
remind me why frozen food or water makes the oil go berzerk?

>>16709700
Since you apparently never finished middle school science: When water is heated to a certain point it becomes steam. If you through water (or ice) into oil this will happen extremely rapidly, causing everything to get boil over and get pushed out of the pan. Oil is flammable, so if it makes contact with the stovetop will cause fire.

>>16708533
>all those spices to fry it in the end and taste nothing of it

>>16709502
I always assumed that it was cheese cloth or something similar.

>>16708619
Fuck off Hank Hill.

>>16708727
can anyone explain this one to me? I know it has too much meat but is there anything else i'm missing?

>>16709341
how does that work?

>>16709712
shit. I wouldn't call it macaroni and cheese in a million years, but I would definitely eat it.

>>16709768
It's just really cold. What else did you think that was?

>>16709754
I assumed it's posted to emphasize the pretentious presentation for millennial instragrammers

>>16709774
Corn starch

>>16709502
Dough coloured with squid ink or charcoal

>>16709290
that's zoomer humor

>>16708217
Probably unremarkable if not actively disgusting, actually. The cheetos are whatever because cheetos are just flavored corn, but the ratio of cheese to potato is just wrong for the filling. I'd wager that 3 minutes after taking it out of the oven the cheese is solid and just tastes like fucking semi-soft cheese with chunks of potato in it.

>>16708704
How fat are you?

>>16709827
Haha no it's hi how are you

>>16709860
well just do not burn the stuff then
take them off the griddle slightly earlier

>>16709883
Do Australians really?

>>16709871
>unseasoned fries and canned cheese
what the fuck is your problem?

>>16709886
Yes.

>>16709290
Floppy black ball(s), I guess?

>>16708601
>still
Forever at this point. You think that fat fuck was ever going to do the PT required for a chance at recovery? He just keeps getting rounder. Pretty sure when he makes a perfect circle is going to be the day he dies.

>>16709895

>>16708434
A couple sprays of PAM or ICBINB isn't even a tsp of oil.

>>16709712
Nigga just make normal macaroni and cheese it's not like you're eating that shit every day.

>>16709724
apparently you never finished middle school english class

>>16707928
that isnt even grease, it's water. dont know what i expect, its tiktok afterall.

>>16707939
The cheese is going to be stone hard by the time she serves the dish,

>>16707970
>>16708604
you bros wouldnt make fun of ja/ck/ if you came face to face with him mid stride

>>16709871
That better be nacho cheese for fuck sake

>>16709888
At least the foods all nice and hot from the cheese.

>>16709963
Why do he looks like a giant midget?

>>16709963
God that's sad
He's gonna be dead soon

>>16708465
>how to ruin a perfectly fine chunk of meat

>>16709583
>man made gas
>disappearing

>>16709327
Not my problem.

>>16709341
>makes a gerhard richter painting in your path

>>16707953
wedding material

>>16708602
I feel like probably at least one person involved in the making of this commercial understood how it would be received by a certain portion of the audience, and the reason it got made anyway was they hid their powerlevel and didn't say anything.
Keep it up, guys.

>>16708408
Fuck this is the most disgusting thing I've ever watched and I've seen just about every cartel murder video on the internet.

>>16708533
>food
>BUT le BLACK
fuck off with this shit already
I hate this meme it looks like it's burnt and takes the visual aspect of food right out while adding absolutely NOTHING to the taste

>>16710068

>>16708729
think what you want about kenji, but i love him shitting on ramsay

>>16708602
>furry calling someone else a tranny

>>16708448
>It's big but not Mac

What did he mean by this?

>>16710083
Okay this isn't nearly as erotic. There goes my gag reflexes.

Captcha: P4SOY

>>16707953
my wife

>>16708537

me in the middle

>>16710026
>Helium
>manmade
Retard, made me replied

>>16708602
>furry trying to take a W
Kill yourself lmao.

>>16707953
I love my Russian wife

>>16709505
I was always so shit at doing this in school. jokes on them I've never seen tourne'd shrooms in my life

Helium?
Damn near killed um!

>>16710285
Is that not how you do it?

>>16710290
Nobody said he was doing it wrong, anon. You made that up in your head.

>>16708601
His first recipe back from the stroke was keto bacon muffins. Take a guess.

>>16707953
>tfw no human praying mantis gf

>>16710343
F

>>16709583
Green k-bottles aren't helium. I think it's air or O2.

>>16710383
Definitely O2.

>>16708644
just do all of this except the loaf part, just use slices of the loaf like normal... in fact scrap the idea, just make it the old fashioned way

>>16710383
>>16710387
>wasting O2
You think that shit comes from trees or something?

>>16708537

>>16707928
not my problem.

>>16707959
fr those fried be fire

>>16710424
Not funny
Didn't laugh

>>16708448
Clownbros...

>>16708408

>>16709963
What am I supposed to be looking at?

>>16709963
i cant even tell which one is ja/ck/

>>16708465
>still has to show her ugly fucking face taking a bite
Christ I fucking hate women

>>16708732
Why is it that only women bitch about LCs?

>>16708448
retards

>>16709266
i think its water, not fat. i remember just evaporating all of that liquid that comes in ground beef these days but it steams the shit out of any kitchen

>>16709959
this

>>16710535
The blase expression while tearing away at a chunk of the meat is integral to the comedy, but of course the moment you see a woman you lose all rational thought.

>>16709754
Is a delicious platter of meat. Fuck off.

>>16709900
>"I'll eat it in my next video"
Does anyone have a webm of round 2?

>>16710604
It adds nothing except an opportunity for a vain retard to plaster her face into a video

>>16710604
>rational thought
as if we had any in the first place

>>16710627
Your sense of comedy is awful.

>>16709291
>Bakes cookies in only ten minutes!
Amazing, it's so fast! And I can bake up to 9 different cookies!

>>16710664
No yours is. That video could've ended in the first 4 seconds because the joke is "cook steak with a toaster", the rest is fat with 0 comedic substance.

>>16710668
Yeah, jokes are great when they're a setup with no punchline. Those are definitely the best jokes.

>>16710684
Joke: cooking steak in a toaster
Not a joke: Look at me eat steak

>>16708925
stop phone posting

>>16707953
she is very pretty, but what is the filling?

>>16708758
Why do people do this? I don't think anyone leave the table satisfied.
Is this another one of those social conventions I'm too autistic to understand?

>>16710813
>I don't think anyone leave the table satisfied.
Most people who want this pay for the experience, not the food itself. Though they do think it being artistic makes it quality as well.

>>16710781
Ruski ravioli

>>16709505
Does this even survive cooking?

>>16708729
He huge retarded vase on the counter gets me

>>16709291
holy fuck I want to choke out the cunt who made this video and anyone involved with the creation of the "oven"

>>16708644
With less bread and BBQ sauce, this might actually be pretty good.

>WebM thread
>No one posts webms
>You are all new fags from Reddit

>>16710966
>fails at proper greentexting
>fails at 4chan lingo
>still calls others newfags
ireplied/10

>>16711006
>proper greentext
>proper
>greentext
you are retarded, kill yourself newnigger

>>16711013
black dog did it better

>>16709689
heh

>>16711060
Why do you have a picture of my old gym teacher? She was a cunt.

>>16708533
>vegetable oil

grim

>>16708625
is this is a joke ?

>>16708625
I too like to fry my steak for 15 seconds on each side.

>>16708729
I like how he cut it, looked and knew it wasn't melted but powered on anyways and pretended it was

>>16709700

Oil is less dense than water. When you put water on an oil fire, the water first sinks to the bottom. Then, when it's rapidly heated, it expands and vaporizes. The escaping air bubbles out violently, splashing oil everywhere.

>>16710055

You cut out the ending where the monster shows up at the dining table, ya goof.

>>16710285
This is probably what my experience would be, just not on camera.

>>16710813
ThE eXpErIeNcE
Basically vain fuckwads who think it's fancy

>>16710813

You get a bunch of dishes that taste amazing, and you try a ton of different textures/flavors in one meal. If you like food, it's a no brainer.

If you're wealthy and going there for social reasons, the multi-coarse dinner also helps in two basic ways: small portions and bite sizes make it easy to eat elegantly, compared to smashing a burger in your gullet, and lots of different, complex dishes give you a constant source of conversation, so you always have something to fall back on if the conversation needs changing / it gets quiet / whatever.

basically, yea, you're too autistic to understand.

>>16708727
please tell me all this shit is for 5-6 persons...

>>16711161
Retard

>>16710813
you don't just eat 3 dishes, you order at least a dozen of different ones: small portions, same quantity at the end

>>16708729
>shakes his hand pretending it's hot
kino

>>16707953
Pierogi?

>>16709712
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>puts cheese on top
who makes this shit

>>16709712
Trying to be healthy but then they add preshred moz with all those additives.

>>16711264
>preshredded cheese
>unhealthy additives
m8 preshredded cheese is shit but the "additives" are literally just potato starch and cellulose.

>>16709143
he's an incel who's scared of being called racist, so he only complains about white women

>>16710813
t. fat

>>16709327
flush it with hot water to melt the fat

>>16711281
before someone asks, the cinnamon sugar contains a lot of water and via reverse osmosis the extract gets into the pot

>>16711093
Are you retarded?

>>16711302
pretty sure he's just boiling fucking coffee

>>16708729
needs more chopping boards

>>16711316
That's some respectable skill, but what is the point?

>>16711191
Looks like a sample platter, Small amount of each thing so the table can pick away at it while drinking/watching the sportsball game etc. If you like something you know to order the full dish later.

>>16707939
>cheddar
>2 LBS

>>16711337
Nonsensical opulence

>>16707939
>flaming' hot cheetos
>flaming'
>'

>>16711337
to charge $200 for it

>>16711377
But it looks like the customer is getting more ice that alcohol. Who would pay for this?

>>16711302

It's sand yo - -

I mean yes it's reverse osmosis through a filter in the bottom of the pot

>>16711316
Yeah that's what I want, some Asian dudes grimy hands finger fucking the ice for my drink.

>>16708533
is that dark matter?

>>16711316
>order a drink
>5 minutes later
> get a ice cube thats been handled more than an NBA basketball.
Why not wipe the inside of the glass with his shirt while he's at it.

>>16711416
I'd pay extra for that

>>16711302
there's pipes underneath the sand

>>16711316

>>16711429
who tf orders beer, you know they're fleecing you for that shit right?

>>16711461
anon, every single high class japanese food or drink is a fleece.

>>16711461
Yeah, I'm sure the Daikon Lotus Cocktail is better value, dumbass.
We all understand that you overpay for drinks at a bar.

>>16711006
>Doesn't even have webm to post
>Fucking new fag

>>16708533
Wow I never thought a webm will make me pissed as fuck. Disgusting shit presented as "art".

>>16710498
Red T Shirt

>>16708931
>Listening to jewish jungle beats
>holds fork like a 3 year old

Stupid cunt no wonder the soyboy dines with himself in a mirror.

>>16708644
The cheese has melted

>>16708649
Jesus Fucking Christ WHY

>>16708712
Dumb gimmick and waste of helium.

>>16711337
There is no skill in that, the only skillful thing is to get the clear ice and that's solved by a machine.

ICE?

>>16708465
>that much steak sauce
It might as well be ketchup at that point. Absolutely horrendous.

>>16711771
seems fucking ridiculous, surely there are better ways to make ice spheres.

>>16711771
>end product is a cloudy piece of shit anyways
Jesus christ, just use an insulated form.

>>16707928
No'h my problem

ais

>>16708533
It just looks fucking burnt. What's the appeal? What is wrong with people?

>>16709900
Your hentai's not so hot now you dumb fool. Think! Think of the suction cup marks! You haven't even thought about the suction cups.

>>16708712
Why? You're literally just eating unflavored jello

>>16708712
how are you even supposed to eat this

>>16709341
This pleases me

>>16711799
I wonder how much gold could be extracted from those old and busted electronics.

>>16707928
i seriously do hope that she is trolling.

>>16711858
Plenty. That's how Japan made the medals for the recent Olympics.

>>16708649
she knew exactly what she was doing with the multiple angles of the carrot going in.

>>16708537
i imagine him doing the pancake slave sounds.

>>16711864
I've got some unneeded electronics myself. Is it economically viable, or will I spend more on the nitric acid then the resulting gold bits will be worth?

>>16707928
God I hate americans

>>16711888
Source?

>>16709883
First of all, why the fuck is the burger moving like it's gaining awareness, secondly this has got to be the stupidest gimmick ever of all time. That is a cartoonishly inefficient way of getting cheese on the outside of the burger (which is a retarded concept from the start), just fucking pour it. Or if you don't want to saturate it use a brush like for BBQ, not some gay ass fucking cheese roller. Not to mention I have no idea how you'd even eat a burger taller than my fucking arm in the first place. Fuck whoever made this video, fuck the resturant that serves this dumb shit, and most of all, fuck the smooth brained, shit flinging monkey retard that came up with this absolutely braindead idea. This makes me irrationally mad.

>>16711768
The Japanese are are an entire nation of autists.

>>16711902
dunno but it's hilarious with sound.

https://files.catbox.moe/4qk49l.mp4

>>16708448

fucking love that channel

>>16709871
I hate how obvious it is that we are so close to a total collapse of our society. This level of decadence is so scary. I thought I still had a couple of decades left :(

>>16711902
idk, I got mine in the demonic golem section at walmart. They're right next to the thing that moans orgasmically as it loads the dishwasher.

>>16709291
>app based
Just firebomb their fucking offices already, we don't need these fucking people.

>>16710370
rip mrs green death is most definitely not whats up

>>16711932
There's been some cool stuff on kickstarter, but the problem is that it lets techbros have access to capital without any VC due diligence.

>>16710285
That's what they make serrated for ffs

>>16709883
What did he hope to achieve?

>>16711337
If you have to ask what's the point you can't afford it anyway.

>>16711771
>demon core 1945

>>16709712
how fucking scratched the surface can get

>>16711516
Bhel puri Chaat?

>>16712050
Delicious.

>>16710515
The fat bald guy waddling around lol

>>16709959
grease is the oil and water, regardless you'd be stewing that amount of ground meat

>>16710048
You're an idiot if you think of jews every time you see the classic "sinister handrub" trope in any context. That is just a completely fucked mind.

>>16707953
god i love prostitutes

>>16708644
This looks excellent
>>16708651
>>16708657
>>16710394
>>16710965
contrarians pretending that doesn't look excellent

>>16708656
For charcoal that actually does mean something oddly enough

>>16712336
wouldn't the fish have gross organs and poop inside? that can't be good to eat

>>16708649
Just had a heart attack, thanks man.

>>16712348
It means something for seeds and nuts, too.

>>16711696
>>16712404
Try using your kitchen before posting.

>>16712420
Why are you so fat.

>>16711943
TMDNWU youtube

>>16708649
>that tiny potato chunk

>>16712404
Alri eyeball paul

>>16711799
how does he get out?

>>16711843
The usual way Anon, by cramming it up your ass

>>16712350
It's deep fried. It all gets crispified and sterilized.

>>16712050
So, he sanitized his sink, and put a spoon full of soup in the drain?

>>16712452
Why would he?

>>16711768
>no clamp to hold the ice block onto the panel
>it touches the buzzsaw and doesn't move because there's no pressure
>jam your fucking foot up against it overtop of this wide ass gap, tanaka
>yeah right next to the buzzsaw it's fine

>>16711078
How dare you disrespect the better half of Modern Talking.

>>16711301
Water can't melt stale fat.

>>16709371
That's rotational velocidensity for you.

>>16712350
Some can be bitter but they're suprisingly really good

>>16707950
im not eating something they pour butane liquid onto

>>16711516
I love how everything has been baptized by his hands

>>16707950
This alien pizza looks raw.

>>16711719
how about hold the ice for that long? I can barely hold a piece of refrige ice for 10 secs

>>16709488
heston really is luciferian.
just look at his eyes and absence of hair.
he isnt bald at all, he has thick orange hair.
he CHOOSES to be bald.

>>16711768
I wish there was an easier way. But science is not quite there yet.

>>16712436
I'm pretty sure this has put me off eggs for the rest of my life. Thanks.

>>16709860
This is sickening.

>>16708537
Do you think he feels special enough with those gay ass little wings and spikes and shit?

Couldn't just be a fucking fox or wolf or some shit. Has to be much more special for mommy's special little guy.

>>16708758
$295 + tip

Oh and you'll leave hungry.

>>16713369

>>16713051
At your service.

>>16711316
I feel like the could at least start with the smaller cube instead of keeping big blocks of ice

>>16709895
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

>>16709900
YES YES YES FUCK THAT BITCH

>>16709995
he probably has the downs

>>16711316
how can his hands stand the cold

>335 replies
>78 images
>webm thread

>>16713794
That's how it goes, no one makes OC so people just argue instead of posting.

>>16711084
Unfortunately not

>>16711771
That is coated with sterling silver, that is what melts the ice so fast.