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Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:38:22 2021 No.16705609 [DELETED]

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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:43:06 2021 No.16705623 >>16705609 This dude looks 22 but has white patches in his beard and his hairline is thinning. Is that a hoodie over a button up shirt and tie? He looks like he talks to underage girls on dating apps and moderates a discord server

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:52:36 2021 No.16705658 >>16705609 Although he gives off massive gay energy he's probably happier than I've ever been or will be

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Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:55:16 2021 No.16705670

>>16705658
Nah, I've met and hung out with many dudes like this. They are sexually frustrated, listen to hip hop and pop punk and spend all day on reddit, they are "into" Tesla, space, 3D printing etc. They watch Netflix shows and Rick and Morty thinking they are decent

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:55:27 2021 No.16705672 >>16705658 i feel the same about people who are passionate about something, even if it's something retarded like Funkos or capeshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:56:12 2021 No.16705675 >>16705672 at that point just pick something and consooooom

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:57:30 2021 No.16705681 food and cooking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:58:34 2021 No.16705684 File: 10 KB, 236x236, 086d03393b6c0ef2ede1a721052f3034--reaction-pictures-frogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705681 No, we are psychoanalyzing this random ass dude instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 23:59:00 2021 No.16705686 >>16705670 Ignorance is bliss sure they have sexual frustration so does every guy at times im just cursed cause God gave me an amazing intellect big dick and awful social skills

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:00:05 2021 No.16705690 >>16705686 I'm dumb, have a 5 inch cock and I'm married with 2 kids. It's up to you to make the change and become desirable

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:00:31 2021 No.16705691 >>16705658 Same. Nothing makes me happy anymore, literally nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:08:24 2021 No.16705716 >>16705684 oh, ok. i guess you have to go to reddit to discuss cooking nowadays?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:09:35 2021 No.16705721 >>16705670 So they sound happy. Thanks for repeating what the other guy said but with more words, you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:10:40 2021 No.16705727 >>16705721 >Consoom=happy Sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:12:25 2021 No.16705736 >>16705691 That must be exhausting

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:14:44 2021 No.16705746 >>16705736 It is life sucks being the perfect being

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:15:21 2021 No.16705749 >>16705746 Are you the Korean guy with retard feet in the other thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:15:38 2021 No.16705750 >>16705691 Have you tried posting a does nothing thread about bay leaves, always cheers me up

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:15:47 2021 No.16705751 >>16705736 It is. I blame it on accutane and simply just hating modernity. Im a few steps off from killing myself. But we will see if i have the courage

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:17:52 2021 No.16705762 >>16705716 9gag my knee grow

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:18:05 2021 No.16705765 >>16705750 no but I posted one about Reynolds wrap earlier

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:18:22 2021 No.16705768 >>16705749 No im white

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:20:05 2021 No.16705775 >>16705609 Go back to /tv/ dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:21:03 2021 No.16705780 >>16705765 Dangerously based

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:22:19 2021 No.16705783 >>16705765 I was the guy that said does something

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:26:12 2021 No.16705801 >>16705783 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:27:21 2021 No.16705809 File: 57 KB, 600x813, 127814606985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 00:30:14 2021 No.16705819 >>16705809 Litterally fucking nothing is going on