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you do have your own tiny whisk right?

>> No.16705020

>>16705002
>bald
>glasses
>stupid beard
fucking soy faggot

>> No.16705031

>>16705002
Is this guy from Americans test kitchen

>> No.16705040

>>16705020
Wait a minute I'm bald with glasses because of bad genetics and I grow a mountain man beard to hide my insecurity so fuck you. I do hate this soy bullshit though

>> No.16705047

>>16705040
do you have a gay little tattoo of a chef knife? unforgivable

>> No.16705054

>>16705047
No the only two tattoos I have is a squid on my shoulder and a shellback turtle on my arm after crossing the equator

>> No.16705063
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16705063

>>16705002

>> No.16705066

>>16705002
Works great to cure constipation when I cram it up my ass.

>> No.16705069
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>>16705054

>> No.16705091

>>16705002
Yeah I do I'm a HUGE fan of binging with babish

>> No.16705092

>>16705069
It's just a stupid navy thing not a faggy food thing

>> No.16705127

>>16705002
who the fuck needs that when you can just use a fork

>> No.16705777

>>16705020
fpbp

>> No.16705863

>>16705040
>I grow a mountain man beard to hide my insecurity so fuck you
we know, everybody knows.

>> No.16705888

i have my own tiny dick.

>> No.16705905
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>>16705040
this is you

>> No.16705920

>cringing with reddish

>> No.16706006

Is the tiny whisk ripping chef John's tiny spoon?

>> No.16706179

>>16705092
>navy
it just gets gayer and gayer.

>> No.16706186

>>16705063
>culinary voice of a generation
Jesus imagine how far up your own ass you'd have to be to say, or even imply, this.
Also just now learned that apparently his name isn't babish?

>> No.16706426

>>16705905
...should i kill myself if i look like this?

>> No.16706444
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16706444

Has Babish been JOHNed yet?

>> No.16706447

Yes, I usually cram it up my urethra.

>> No.16706483

>>16705069
Fucking kek. Saved.

>> No.16706490

>>16705002
Why are you watching his vids instead of Martha Stewart
What if i translate latinoamerican vids?

>> No.16706534

>>16705040
At least you can grow a beard, anon.

>> No.16706538

>>16706426
Visit a high rated barber salon, anon.
It's amazing what these guys can do for you.

>> No.16706590

>>16705040
>hide my insecurity
soy.

>> No.16706600

>>16706426
No, but you should lose the beard and the reddit glasses.

>> No.16706659

>>16705002
No I have a single normal whisk bit I usually use a fork or just my fingers because cleaning whisks is just not worth it.

>> No.16706670
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>>16706659
>just my fingers

>> No.16706703

>>16706670
Not him but I've seen people trying to make their own pasta with a whisk where fingers are just better. Ofc you'd keep a whisk for a roux/béchamel/sauces etc

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>>16705002
I do actually. I just found it in the drawer one day and started using it.

Dunno who this guy is but he looks like he'd be a fag, tiny whisk or not.

>> No.16706802

>>16705002
>whisk

nah i just use my hands

>> No.16706819

>>16705002
look at those smooth, unscathed, feminine hands. you can tell this effeminate soyman has never been in a fight. one punch would crumple him. he would probably piss his pants if you threatened him

>> No.16707479

>>16706426
nah, just lose weight and hit the gym

>> No.16707484

>>16705069
hearty kek, 10/10

>> No.16707497

>>16707479
this. the bald+beard combo is easily remedied by these things.

work-out and lose weight, get cut
get contact lenses
trim your beard correctly

you go from looking from a basement dweller to a super chad. it takes hard work but its so worth it.

>> No.16707563

>>16705069
What is the black catman supposed to be?

>> No.16707568

>>16707563
Wait it's obviously Niggerman, me dum, nvm

>> No.16707724

>>16707568
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE HELP ME

>> No.16707751

>>16706444
I wonder what adams balls smell like... yum

>> No.16707755

>>16706426
Donate your funko pops, read books instead of watching Rick and Morty, eat steak and broccoli instead of avocado salad.

>> No.16708020

>>16705002
I have 4, they came free with the christmas hot chocolate at lidl about 3 years ago.