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16696291 No.16696291 [Reply] [Original]

This took literally 10min so what’s your excuse for constantly eating fast food?

>> No.16696297

i can get mcdonalds in 5 min

>> No.16696298
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16696298

>>16696291
Inb4 “it looks dry”

>> No.16696299

>10 minutes
so instant mash?

>> No.16696303

Don't wanna wash dishes, doubt that actually took 10 minutes, looks bland anyways. I'll have fast food instead, thanks.

>> No.16696304

>>16696299
Duh, I’m not doing the real deal unless I got a group to cook for.

>> No.16696309

that took at least like 15 mins you phony

>> No.16696313

>>16696291
I don't have a stove in my car.

>> No.16696315

The meat looks a little dry and you went a little nuts on the butter. Did you season those peas at all?

>> No.16696326

>>16696309
Start heating 2 cups of water. Takes two minutes to boil.
Season chicken breast and out in air fryer for eight minutes while water is heating.
Water boils after two minutes so add potatoes and put peas in microwave, both for five minutes.
Chicken, peas and potatoes all finish at the same time.

10min

>> No.16696327

>>16696304
yeah, this meal doesn't even fit cracker barrels kitchen standards.

>> No.16696328

>>16696291
I'm falling asleep just looking at it. You would need a ten minute nap between bites.

>> No.16696346

Based and Édouard de Pomiane pilled.

>> No.16696347

>shits on fast food
>microwaves frozen peas and uses instant mashed potatoes with his overcooked chicken
lmao what

>> No.16696348

>>16696291
There aren't that many normal people who constantly eat fast food. Only really fat people as far as I've seen. Is that a porkchop? Looks pretty good. I'm making one tonight with frozen brocolli and cauliflower

>> No.16696353

>>16696291
looks dr- i kneel...

>> No.16696355

>>16696291
Because instant mashed potatoes and frozen peas are on the same level as fast food. Try again faggot

>> No.16696360

>>16696326
>2 minutes for 2 cups of water to come to a full boil
This nigger cooks with warm water from the plastic pipes AhahhahahaHHAHAHA
Didn't even read the rest

>> No.16696361

>>16696355
That plate cost me $4. Try getting that much fastfood for $4.

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>>16696304
Spend an extra 15 minutes boiling some chopped up potatoes
Otherwise looks great. Peas are kinda shitty compared to most other veg though IMO

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>>16696361
For a dollar more you could have twice as many calories

>> No.16696371

>>16696361
4 McChickens is about as much food.

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>>16696360
>what is a microwave?
I'm sorry you live in Ethernopia

>> No.16696376

>>16696366
I love peas. Broccolini is my second favorite.

>> No.16696379

>>16696327
Crackers barrel lowkey slaps tho

>> No.16696383 [DELETED] 

>>16696374
This nigger goes out of his way to invest more radiation AhhhhahahahHAHA

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>>16696376
I just don't like em. Too sweet and starchy for me.
Broccolini is good. We used to serve it with sauteed radishes at a restaurant I worked at. Surprisingly good.
But broccoli, green beans, brussels, and cauliflower are my go-to veggies

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>>16696383
Hth

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>>16696291
Do you really need to ask? 4chan has some of the dumbest people that exist on Earth.

>> No.16696403

>>16696370
holy shit i miss cookout
why did i ever follow my ex out of the south
women are a meme
she didn't even know how to cook

>> No.16696404

>>16696399
Honestly microwaves are one of the few things a tin foil hat would be useful for since it's a proven fact standing next to the microwave causes brain tumors
Same as cell phones
Radiation causes cancer.. how could this happen bros

>> No.16696411

>>16696403
> Learn about cookout as it's one of the only good places to eat in the small mountain town I went to college in
>Leave for my hometown 100 miles north
>They open a cookout in my hometown that very same year
I didn't choose cookout it chose me

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>>16696411
>i'll have a uhhh
>big double tray
>cookout style
>w/hush puppies and cajun wrap
>chocolate banana shake

>> No.16696446

>>16696440
This but with ranch chicken wrap and a strawberry cheesecake shake
>They actually put a whole fucking piece of cheesecake in the shake
>The absolute MAD LADS

>> No.16696456 [DELETED] 

>>16696360
nigger pipes are copper

>> No.16696466

>>16696298
It looks fucking disgusting.

>> No.16696533

>>16696456
Ah my bad, anyways every professional cook knows not to cook with water that was warmed by the boiler as it leeches flavor from the pipes (regardless of material)
Anyways all professional cooks cook with warm water anyways because morning shift didn't finish their prep list and we don't have time to wait for cold water to boil

>> No.16696541

>>16696291
>>16696298
Recipe?

>> No.16696556

>>16696541
well first you overseason and overcook some chicken, then you follow the directions on frozen peas and instant mash

>> No.16696557

>>16696533
>morning shift didn't finish their prep list
demographic shift is a bitch

>> No.16696562

>>16696557
Lol I got the fuck out of that industry and my replacement was a demographically challenged individual and the restaurant critical reception has nosedived since

>> No.16696597

>>16696557
>>16696562
I worked at an Italian restaurant before covid where the staff were gradually being replaced by Indians who were all being paid less than existing staff who were mostly white. Seems to be happening everywhere now.

>> No.16696635

>>16696533
Cold water boils faster than hot water though or did they not teach you that in your home ec class?

>> No.16696642

>>16696635
Absolutely not true
If that's what they're teaching women no wonder women are fucked these days
t. Chemist who punches women in the face from the other thread

>> No.16696643

>>16696291
idk I havent eaten fast food since early 2018

>> No.16696654

>>16696370
I spent 60 cents on my meal tonight. I fed 2 people and had leftovers.

>> No.16696664

>>16696291
I eat fast food maybe once a month
but why do you care what others eat? it does not effect you in any way if other people are fat fucks

>> No.16696679

>>16696291
I live in the tool shed in my moms backyard and she'll yell at me if I bring my filth inside

Still make more than her after expenses though so YOLO

>> No.16696750

>>16696291
I don’t.

I’m actually mad at myself for being such a lazy blue pilled normie retarded stereotypical suburban white American slob earlier in my life

>> No.16696811

>>16696291
That looks like shit desu

>> No.16696830

>>16696291
>burnt chicken
>lumpy mash
>frozen peas

fast food is cheaper and better

>> No.16698237

>>16696291
looks good anon.

>>16696366
honestly I don't like mashed potatoes that much but if i do want them I much prefer fake mashed vs real mashed I know its a blasphemous opinion

>>16696654
what did you eat? Rice and beans?

>>16696830
fuck off mcdonalds shill, no one wants your preservative ridden overpriced msg filled nastiness.

I literally feel sick and unappetized with the idea of fast food after not eating it for so long. Closest I come is maybe pizza or ice cream from the Tasty fucking Freeze every so often

>> No.16698244

>>16696400
I didn’t know that Ivanka Trump was a chemist

>> No.16698257

>>16696298
it looks like a dog stretching its fucking legs dude

>> No.16698288

>>16698257
looks like a rabbit running to me

>> No.16698295

>>16696291
nægrœ the taters alone take more than that. 5mins isn't enough to boil taters but there's also the washing, peeling, and mashing. now the peas are no issue of course but ain't everybody got a damn air fryer either

>> No.16698298

>>16696291
also is that Lawry's seasoning?

>> No.16698326

What's your excuse for ever eating shit like that? What are you, a broken 1980s housewife? Learn to cook

>> No.16698371

>>16696403
wow they have one of those in my city. I'll go get some this week

>> No.16698521

>>16696291
10 minute mashed potatoes? Fucking liar.

>> No.16698538

>>16698295
>he doesnt have vacuum bags of pre cut veg in his fridge

>> No.16698568

>>16696291
>>16696298
bruh you literally cooked so much liquid out of it in the first pick it split apart like its jerky

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>>16696291
>instant mashed potatoes
>frozen peas
>baked chicken
I'd rather have a cheeseburger

>> No.16698576

>>16696291
I don't have to clean the plate after fast food

>> No.16698585

>>16696297
>>16696370
>>16696371

>on cooking board
>shills for the worst quality fast food out there xD

>> No.16698586

look at all the cunts in this thread pretending they peel and cook a pound of fresh peas

>> No.16698595

frozen peas are alright but instant mash is fucking retarded

>> No.16698622

I cook way better food than that every single day. If your standard is "its better than fast food" then you're not a good cook.

>> No.16698624

kettle on-1 minute to boil
pasta in pot- will take 7 minutes, 2 minutes if you make fresh pasta and keep it in portions in the freezer
pan on medium-low
onions/shalllots in
mushrooms in
cream in, reduce for ~2 minutes
pasta is done, use lid to drain and put pasta in pan
spinach, toss around so it wilts a bit
serve

>> No.16699491

10 minutes to wash, boil, and mash potatoes? Fuck off. Fuck right off.

No I didn't read the rest of the thread, fuck you. I agree on avoiding fast food though. When I get home from a 12 hour shift plus commute, and need to work another one tomorrow, I'm not making a proper meal like OP, because I don't want to be only starting to eat dinner 8 hours before I need to be getting up for work again. So I'll make something quick and easy like tuna salad on toast. Not ideal, I know, but we don't all get to live in a fantasy world where shifts are only 8 hours long and potatoes apparently boil instantly.

>> No.16699626

>>16696370
Looks like it says coon out on cup. Made me laugh

>> No.16699657

>>16696291
You have to wash all the dishes

>> No.16699675

>>16696291
What the fuck is that thing and just how short are you?

>> No.16699701

>>16696370
>Makes you feel like molasses and death after eating

OPs meal causes mild post meal coma at most , I'd pick his most of the time.

>> No.16699710

>>16698585
Damn that guy has me craving a hot n spicy now

>> No.16699722

>>16696370
>Cook Out meal
>with the shake
Mein nigga!
>>16698585
Food and cooking. Says so up top there, see for yourself. While Cook Out certainly couldn't be considered healthy eating, when you factor in the taste and price, it's far from 'worst quality.'

>> No.16699731

>>16696291

I'm not poor.

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>>16696635
>Cold water boils faster than hot water

>> No.16699961

>>16696291
looks like you took a shit on your plate

>> No.16699968

>>16698585
75% of the threads on this shitpile of a board are about fast food, frozen meals, or alcohol. It might as well be renamed /fat/, /alc/, or /mcd/.

>> No.16699980

>>16696291
There is nothing wrong with frozen vegetables and potato flakes. I still eat fast food but this board is full of cretins >>16699491
Get a crockpot/slowcooker, you can make a lot of things with very little effort.

>> No.16699991

>>16698585
lurk more newfag

>> No.16700001

10 minutes is fast food, too.

>> No.16700065

>>16699968
I just counted and it's 25% max. The problem is more to do with the 50% of threads that are just a single meme as the OP and three replies from people who need to lurk more.

>> No.16700147

>>16696291
>>16696298
I'm a simple eater, I just go to my butcher and buy a meat pack and most meals are simple burgers, sausage and mash, steak and chips, spaghetti bolognese etc...

Sure it takes some skill and practise to cook for yourself. But when you live alone the motivation to cook every day is diminished by a lot. Sometimes it's generally easier to just go out and buy a $5 lunch from some chinese place.

>> No.16700554

>>16696304
yet here you are trying to convince others you are a "real" cook

>> No.16700574

>>16696291
>>16696298
That took longer than 10 mins, unless you used a bunch of pre-made/prepped shit. Which is the entire reason people eat fast food.

>> No.16700577

>>16696635
You're thinking of the Mpemba effect where hot water sometimes freezes faster than cold water.

>> No.16700579

>>16700574
anon admitted to pouch taters

>> No.16700581

>>16696664
>why do you care what others eat?
I have to live on the same planets as these retarded fat fucks

>> No.16700595

Instant mash tastes like shit
Frozen peas are boring
That chicken was not prepared in 10 minutes

I'd eat it though

>> No.16700608

>>16700579
Oh. So she admitted being full of shit and a retard. I assumed as much, but didnt bother to read the entire thread. Thanks bro

>> No.16700806

>>16696361
Have you never been to taco bell?

>> No.16700808

>>16696291
ordering two mcchickens takes 9 min

>> No.16700814

>>16700581
that just makes you look better in comparison

>> No.16700866

>>16698585
FOOD and cooking, you fucking readlet

>> No.16700917

>>16696291
I like it.

>> No.16700931

>>16696366
sneed

>> No.16700946

>>16696291
i've been travelling and motels don't have kitchens (no I'm not vaccinated)

>> No.16700950

>>16696370
based cookout appreciator

>> No.16700957

>>16696304
instant mashed potatoes is so retarded, it's so much worse than normal mashed potatoes and literally all yuo have to do is boil a fucking potato.
Protip, microwave the potato for 2-3 minutes before boiling and it only takes like 5-10 minutes for perfect mashed potatoes

>> No.16700979

that chicken look like a rolled up dog turd.

y ur fat ass eat so much butter?

gj keeping ur place clean tho.

>> No.16700996

>>16700957
Protip, use the proper ratio of water and stir as you add it and you'll end up with mashed potato every bit as good as anything made with fresh potato.

>> No.16701002

>>16700996
yeah im never gonna use instant mashed potatoes you absolute pleb, i can't believe you started a thread trying to be elitist when you literally used instant mashed potatoes, make scalloped potatoes and we'll talk

>> No.16701030

>>16696366
Sneed

>> No.16701036

I ain't lyin--I haven't had any fast food (even the so called "healthier" ones) in over a decade. And no "one step up" shit like Applebees or Outback.

>> No.16701044

>>16701002
I didn't start the thread, I'm simply helping you out.

>> No.16701067

>>16696291
i dont like doing dishes

>> No.16701077

>>16696326
>and out in
you're clearly using temporal hax to get this under 10 minutes

>> No.16701079

>>16696379
>slaps
you have to be 18 to use this site

>> No.16701083

Crack Barrel be bussin frfr no cap.

>> No.16701125

>>16696291
I've not had fast food in well over 8 years you projecting cuck

>> No.16701136

>>16696298
It doesn't look wet

>> No.16701138

>>16696366
Sneed

>> No.16701162

>>16696298
You put water on it you greasy little nigger.

t. Culinary Arts Director for 11 years

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16701164

>>16696291
This took literally 10min

>> No.16701166

>>16696291
I'm incredibly depressed and getting worse so I stopped caring about cooking and now I've stopped caring about eating. I'm guessing I'm a few weeks from attempting an kill unless I can find some kind of hope somewhere

>> No.16701199

>>16696399
Tin foil amplifies signal reception, this is the biggest meme ever

>> No.16701216

>>16696635
10/10 good job
>>16696642
>>16699794
>>16700577
Lurk more

>> No.16701312

>>16696291
You're eating fast food you made at home.

Congratulations
>frozen peas
>instant mash
>pre-packaged chicken seasoning
>hey everyone praise me for 'cooking'

>> No.16701317

Fast food is better. Give me McDonalds over fillet mignon any day.

>> No.16701325

>>16696291
looks okay for something slapped together in 10 minutes. I actually boil a bunch of potatoes on sunday night and keep them in the fridge so I can do mashed potatoes in like. 3 minutes.

>> No.16701327

>>16696291

>Plain peas
>Mashed potatoes with LITERALLY JUST BUTTER melted on top
>Dry as fuck chicken

Oh my god step aside everyone, next gordon ramsay coming through here

>> No.16701412 [DELETED] 

>>16701166
Whatever you do. DO NOT get back at the system that made you feel this way. Have you read the great replacement by Brenton Tarrant? Do not read it.

>> No.16701482

>>16696291
looks good
i do wonder how you managed mashed potatoes from scratch in under 10 minutes, did you nuke the potatoes and then flash boil them? are they last nights baked tots?

either way looks good

>> No.16701486

I don't eat fast food

>> No.16701716

>>16696291
dry, bland, no sauce at all. lmao

>> No.16701731

>>16701216
T. Retard

>> No.16701741
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16701741

>tomato risoni: 10 minutes
>chicken schnitzel: 4 minutes
>(not pictured) side of peas: 4 minutes
so easy I can do the washing up while cooking
used to eat the schnitzel and risoni separately, but why not toss it in together?

>> No.16701768

>>16701741

Fucking disgusting.

>> No.16701796

>>16701768
it's chicken and risoni, grow up