/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16694329]

>buy a new apartment and it has a glass stove top
>**actual** cook so I'm used to gas fed, flames and coil elements
>cook soup on it
>it spills over within the 30 seconds where I had to run to the toilet for a piss
>glass top is now stained forever on the hot plate
What the actual fuck is this faggot shit?

[Anonymous No.16694341]

you can get a glass scraper for it, also they make this pink creamy soap specifically for glass cooktops

[Anonymous No.16694358]

>>16694329
There is no way your glass is stained forever from soup, worst case scenario (no cleaner works) buy some peroxide from the pharmacy and mix it with a tiny amount of sulphuric acid cleaner (drain cleaner) this makes a solution called piranha solution in very dilute form, it should eat away amy organic shit on the glass.

[Anonymous No.16694363]

>>16694329
Poor people don’t cook so they don’t care lol.

[Anonymous No.16694372]

>>16694358
Don't do this it creates mustard gas

[Anonymous No.16694374]

Thats bullshit anon. I have a glass top stove and spillage does happen.
You're supposed to clean it, you know that, right?

[Anonymous No.16694400]

>>16694329
there's no way the glass is permanently stained. scrub harder.

[Anonymous No.16694464]

>>16694329
>”””**actual** cook”””
>can’t figure out how to clean a fucking surface
Get back to salting my fries

[Anonymous No.16694492]

>>16694329
The only things that can permanently damage ceramic cooktops are scraping it with pots and pans, dropping heavy shit on them, letting the burners go at full blast with nothing on them or letting sugar get on the burner and then never cleaning it. Just buy a bottle of ceramic cooktop cleaner from your nearest hardware store or home center. They're only like $6. Barkeeper's friend or similar mild abrasives will also work.

[Anonymous No.16694505]

>>16694358
Don't do this, OP. You will get yourself killed or covered in horrific chemical burns.

[Anonymous No.16694524]

>>16694358
It creates fucking mustard gas man

[Anonymous No.16694527]

>>16694329
Just mix ammonia and bleach in a bucket and let it soak on the glass for a few minutes before wiping away. Ezpz

[Anonymous No.16694528]

>>16694358
Don't do this. My cousin followed this exact recipe and he later died of eternal bleeding.

[Anonymous No.16694536]

>**actual** cook
>can't make soup

[Anonymous No.16694552]

>>16694492
>scraping it with pots and pans, dropping heavy shit on them, letting the burners go at full blast
So actual cooking? Dude, they suck. Glass tops are shit. The old coil burners are better.

[Anonymous No.16694557]

>>16694528
>eternal bleeding

[Anonymous No.16694573]

>>16694329
I would much rather have a glass stove top over shit fucking coils. T. Actual cook hurr durr

Fun little story. Had a buddy who slammed his fist through a glass stove top once when he was pisses off. Hit the glass and his fist went right through. Fucked his hand pretty bad

[Anonymous No.16694679]

>>16694329
Imagine the sex

[Anonymous No.16694699]

>>16694329
>What the actual fuck is this faggot shit?
Super high maintenance nonsense.
My wife had one of these "style over substance" cooktops. It takes a good 10 minutes
every
fucking
night
to clean, with some noxious chemical nonsense.
And God forbid you want to use cast iron....
Divorced now, but from here on, I'll always count a glass cooktop as a red flag.

[Anonymous No.16694701]

>>16694329
>he doesn't know how to clean glass
Lol retard

[Anonymous No.16694707]

>>16694492
>letting sugar get on the burner
This happened to my mom and we were all baffled how a few drops sugar syrup permanently damaged the glass top.

[Anonymous No.16694716]

>>16694358
Drain cleaners are alkali-based or enzymatic

Peroxide from a pharmacy is sold at a 3 wt% concentration and by the time you buy it most of that's gone.


You will not make anything close to piranha solution with the shit you described, poser

[Anonymous No.16694759]

>>16694716
>gone
Nope, it's super stable.
>3 percent
That depends on the country. In some places you can buy 30 percent solution online for cheap. Usually sold in 5 litre jugs.

[Anonymous No.16694773]

>>16694759
>spontaneously decomposes into water and oxygen
>super stable
Lol retard. Stop pretending that you didn't fail your chemistry classes.

[Anonymous No.16694783]

>>16694773
>don't know how to store h2o2
>claim that it's unstable.
Aight ms. buzzwords, it seems like you're the only "retard" that failed their chemistry classes in high school. "lol" (what is lol?)

[Anonymous No.16694791]

>>16694783
>he thinks drain cleaners are acidic
>he thinks peroxide can be stored in a way that it doesn't decompose
Since you're clearly a retarded piece of shit incapable of admitting that he's wrong, just go fellate a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.16694796]

>>16694791
Oh you think I'm this anon >>16694358 ?
That's very "retarded". You don't know how to store it, simple as that.

[Anonymous No.16694978]

>>16694783
>what is lol?
Lost.

[Anonymous No.16695037]

>>16694358
Do NOT do this, it creates nerve gas whereby if you create a video of yourself doing it you will end up on the rekt board of /gif/

[Anonymous No.16695141]

>>16694329
always used dawn soap when i had a glass top, never had any problems

[Anonymous No.16695151]

>>16694329
>gas babby overwhelmed by the power of his superior electric range
many such cases

[Anonymous No.16695174]

>>16694552
I like the easy cleanup of a glass top range. I'm not a retard though, so maybe if I were lobotomized, I would have more trouble with it.

[Anonymous No.16695185]

>>16694699
>be me
>have glass cooking top
>have fine motor skills and don't slop food all over
>if something does spill, wipe it up
>wipe down with a damp cloth after every use
>once in a while scrub with barkeepers friend
>easiest maintenance of any range ever owned
>feelsgoodman.png

[Anonymous No.16695189]

>>16694716
All of my local stores carry alkali, acid, and enzyme based drain cleaners.

[Anonymous No.16695203]

Actual cook here too, so I’ll help you out OP.
Rub the soup stain/residue with salt.
Then lay wax paper on top of it
In a bowl combine equal parts distilled vinegar and butter (unsalted), and add some extract. It doesn’t matter what extract. Vanilla, anchovy, ghost pepper, whatever. It’s the extract part that’s important.
Spread mixture over the wax paper on top of your soup stain.
Let it harden as the reaction continues
When it begins to crack, lift the whole thing using the edges of the paper.
Your soup residue will be gone.

[Anonymous No.16695204]

>>16694329
Just bought a house with a glass top in it already. Gonna switch it out to induction as soon as I get there until I can get gas.

[Anonymous No.16695309]

ITT a bunch of AGP gear queers who like to dress up like french maids and spend hours cleaning the stove and are incapable of making meals with simple tools.

[Anonymous No.16695345]

>>16694358
>piranha
I mean... sure... You're not wrong, but you can buy piranha solution at various strengths in well-sealed, leakproof containers. If you do have to make it, add the peroxide to the sulfuric acid (not the other way around) very slowly. It can heat up and boil very quickly, spewing piranha solution everywhere and wreaking all kinds of havoc on your respiratory system. If you have to use it, don't just douse things with it for much the same reasons: bubbling, release of gas... ventilation and PPE are a must. For the most part, high grit abrasives (like a scotchbrite sponge) will work great with a little glass cleaner, oven cleaner or CLR.

[Anonymous No.16695482]

>>16694552
I said letting the burners go at full blast with nothing on them.

[Anonymous No.16695510]

are induction cooktops covered in glass too, or do they use some non-ferromagnetic metal? I would think you could use stainless steel or something which would be pretty sweet in terms of both durability and cleanup

[Anonymous No.16695530]

>>16694329
These niggas gonna fuck or what?

[Anonymous No.16695557]

>>16694552
Keep on cooking on your cheap crack stove then

[Anonymous No.16695608]

>>16694329
>he doesn’t use weiman glass stove top cleaner
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16695625]

I have one in my apartment and I am already planning to lose part of my damage deposit if I can't get this thing fully cleaned, they really are a pain in the ass, the heating is slightly better than a coil but far worse than any gas or induction, totally uneven, slow, god I can't wait to be able to choose my own stove, preferably an induction and gas stovetop if I can.

[Anonymous No.16695767]

>>16694464
Cooks don't clean, you little kitchen hand cuck boi.

[Anonymous No.16695784]

>**actual** cook
>can't make soup

[Anonymous No.16695866]

>>16694358
i'd advice against this Op. it does create a powerful scrubbing agent but the chemical also has the potential to scrape off your lungs inner lining if inhaled for more than 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.16695901]

>>16694329
>buying property without inspecting it
you literally asked for this

[Anonymous No.16695915]

Your cookware has failed you, time to take your anger out on the village buck

[Anonymous No.16695919]

>>16695915
Jon Jones would unironically whoop that guys ass, though.

[Anonymous No.16695924]

>>16694329
Imagine spending thousands of hours and all that effort and planning and diet control etc to get a body like that only to cover it in absolute shit tattoos.

[Anonymous No.16695928]

>>16694783
H2O2 spontaneously decomposes over time.

[Anonymous No.16695929]

>>16695919
le superior speed

[Anonymous No.16695936]

>>16695924
>literally one of the best fighters in the world vs a guy who just lifts and will gas within 30 seconds
cmon now, don't be an idiot.

[Anonymous No.16695937]

>>16694329
>it spills over within the 30 seconds where I had to run to the toilet for a piss
>glass top is now stained forever on the hot plate
Things that never happened.

I've cooked on two different glasstops, neither of which your scenario has happened, one a low-end, one a high-end. If anything, it takes forever to come to temperature and I've never experienced a stain, sure burnt spills, which required a scraper and it didn't stain.

[Anonymous No.16695962]

>>16695937
>twitter fag with an absolutely retarded post

[Anonymous No.16695970]

>>16695936
When did I even mention any of this in my post?

[Anonymous No.16695973]

>>16695936
meant for >>16695929
Don't even know how I fucked that up.