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16694042 No.16694042 [Reply] [Original]

If you cut through the pepperonis instead of going around them you should never set foot on this board again.

>> No.16694043

how does one "set foot" on a subchan, exactly

>> No.16694054

>/ck/ - food and autism

>> No.16694059

a very avant-garde way to eat a personal pizza. i must try this.

>> No.16694060

If you

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16694077

what the fucking

>> No.16694089

>>16694042
I pepperonize my pizza properly before baking it so I don't have to worry about going around them

>> No.16694107

>>16694089
this
imagine not being able to arrange circles in a circle

>> No.16694166
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>>16694042
>not putting microwaved pepperoni on after cutting the pizza

>> No.16694253

>>16694080

>> No.16694272
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>>16694043
>subchan

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>>16694042

>> No.16694292

>>16694042
>cut
I never cut the pizza. I just fold it in half and eat it like a sandwich

>> No.16694307

I arrange the pepperoni to ensure that each and every one will be cut in half while cutting the pizza, the slicing releases the flavor

>> No.16694409

>>16694042
your parents are related, aren't they?

>> No.16694424

>>16694409
yeah they're my mom and dad

>> No.16694427

>>16694424
that does not make them related. your parents were also brother and sister.

>> No.16694429

>>16694409
>>16694424
kek

>> No.16694440

>>16694424
Holy shit, I'm dying right now.

>> No.16694443
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>>16694042
Alright anon, cut around the pepperoni here if you dare. HEH HEH HEH HEH

>> No.16694450

>>16694424
>were you parents related? Like before they were married?

>> No.16694466

what the fuck is this

>> No.16694632

>>16694043
*kneels on your kneck*

>> No.16694636

>>16694424
Lol

>> No.16694637

>>16694424
rekt

>> No.16694649

>>16694443
Oh god the oil. How does anyone eat that?

>> No.16694661

>>16694649
Mostly with biting and chewing.

>> No.16694664

>>16694661
Yeah but then how do you not feel like spitting up after eating it?

>> No.16694675

>>16694664
by not being a bitchmade faggot.

>> No.16694674

>>16694664
The pepperoni line your esophagus producing a slippery but vomit reductive barrier that keeps the slurry in your stomach while also providing you with ulcers!

>> No.16694689

>>16694664
Because it's delicious, what about it should make me feel sick?

>> No.16694695

one slice of pepperoni per a slice of 'za is enough and i only prepare or eat 'za with eight slices arranged perfectly

>> No.16694696

>>16694689
There's more oil in that picture than there is pizza or pepperoni.

>> No.16694708

>>16694292
based fatass

>> No.16694718

>>16694696
How are you so weak you can't handle a little oil on your food? I've never met someone who actually felt sick or gagged or threw up from that level of oil, seems like a "you" problem.

>> No.16694724

Wait does that make you more or less autistic if you cut around a pepperoni on a pizza instead of keeping the slices the same size

>> No.16694729
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>>16694042
I always order the pepeloni without pepeloni with cheese on the ear of the pizza

>> No.16694735

>Leave the pepperoni on the side, please

>> No.16694766

>>16694042
>take all pepperoni off
>blend them into a paste
>cut pizza normally
>use pepperoni as dip or spread
This is the mathematically correct solution.

>> No.16694779

>>16694766
>>use pepperoni as dip or spread
why not just use the pepperoni as the pizza sauce?

>> No.16694793

>>16694779
Why not make a very wide pepperoni sausage and use a slice of that as your pizza?

>> No.16694794

They should just hide all the pepperoni under the cheese and then OP can move on with life

>> No.16694815

>>16694042
I’m not a faggot manchild that eats pepperoni ‘za

>> No.16694816

>>16694793
is such a thing even possible?

>> No.16694917

>>16694042
Just set the pepperonis beforehand in a way your cuts won't go through them, retard.

>> No.16695184
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>>16694816
Sure, why not?

>> No.16695227

>>16694042
I'll do whatever the fuck I like pal, what you gonna do?

>> No.16695369

>>16694292
I used to do that during my morbidly obese days. Kinda miss it sometimes.

>> No.16696053

>>16695184
anon, please. just be careful.

>> No.16696067

>>16694718
>>16694689
>>16694675
Based and underage pilled
>H8RPG

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>>16695369
>my morbidly obese days

>> No.16696152

>>16694443
>>16694042
I just move the pepperoni out of the way

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>>16696053
Risk is my second name.
Never fast and die young, baby!

>> No.16696651

>>16696152
>>16694917
>moving the goal posts
you can't just take a pill and all your problems go away

>> No.16696658

>>16696651
Anon, please take your pills. We want you to wake up.

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>>16696651
Sure you can

>> No.16696671

>>16694649
I fold the slice in half and pour the grease down my trembling gullet first