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16692653 No.16692653 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw abalone tastes so amazing
>tfw it's so expensive

>> No.16692669

>>16692653
I remember Mike Rowe was fishing for these on that show Dertyjerbs when he made one spray it's pee on the female host and asked her if she "liked being covered in abalone spunk" and she started crying like tears in the rain

>> No.16692692

>tfw live on the sonoma coast so I just grab a few at night because fuck the regulations
I have so many abalone shell ashtrays

>> No.16692693

>>16692692
Based future cancer statistic

>> No.16692699

>>16692693
it's gonna be fucking awesome

>> No.16692755

>>16692653
I keep seeing this thumbnail out of the corner of my eye and thinking it's Renamon

>> No.16692804

>>16692755
>I'm a gross furfag
ok thanks for the input but do you like abolone

>> No.16692827

>>16692692
Where do you "grab" them from? I thought you had to freedive to get them?

>> No.16692832

>>16692827
Costco dumpster

>> No.16692836

>>16692827
From the Mexican on the beach who’s all “Abalone, senior?” and barters one for a pack of marlboros.

>> No.16692848

They look like shelled vaginas

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16692849

>>16692836
Your headcanon is closer to Cambodia than Sonoma.

>> No.16692850

>>16692848
Have sex with abalone

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16692852

>>16692848
The chinas love them for that reason.

>> No.16692860

>>16692849
Haha the little critters are out for a ride so cute

>> No.16692868

>>16692827
you can dive for sure but I see them on the rocks at low tide sometimes, or being attacked by gulls. have to paddle out to get them off the rocks, best is a little north of jenner

>> No.16692880

>>16692848
>>16692852
Crusty shelled vaginas haha

>> No.16692899

>>16692880
You may laugh now, but once you start chewing and sucking on one of these oceanic beauties you won't.

>> No.16692905

>>16692868
I have some family in NorCal, and while I don't hate the state, there's a ton of shit that is just over-regulated. If abalone is a above the water-line at low tide and being eaten by gulls they should be free game. The one uncle who dives for them (and always makes overcooked abalone cakes, which breaks my heart) told me you basically have to put on a wet suit and free dive ~30 feet to collect them in heavy currents.

>> No.16692907

>>16692653
It's because they're being fished to extinction.

>> No.16692915

>>16692849
>Your headcanon is closer to Cambodia
I’ve been to Cambodia, anon.
I can assure you that at no point did I bump into a Mexican on the beach, nor was I ever called senior.

>> No.16692924

>>16692915
I unironically had one of the best fish tacos of my life on an empty beach in Cambodia. Some stoned Califag probably taught the cute Khmer lady what to do, and I have no clue what the tortilla was even made out of, but the fish was so fresh and perfectly cooked it blew my mind.

>> No.16692935

>>16692755
Get your eyes checked.

>> No.16692939

>>16692905
>there's a ton of shit that is just over-regulated
Friend, that’s an understatement.
>be contracted by Caltrans to do engineering work for a bridge-structure (nothing fancy, literally a highway overpass)
>required to have on-site wildlife biologist
>said biologist identifies a den belonging to a “Sierra Nevada Red Fox”
>Project is immediately halted for “wildlife impact study”
>Request that we be allowed to hire wildlife experts approved by the state to relocate said fox, and offer to do so at our own expense
>Request denied; project will remain on hold until the fox relocates on its own volition

>> No.16693004

>>16692907
Abalone can be farmed along the coast. It doesn't taste as great as the best wild-caught abalone, but high-tier farmed abalone is comparable to A-/B+ wild abalone.