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16690940 No.16690940 [Reply] [Original]

Bro no girl wants a bf who can't take her out for sushi because he doesn't like it. Get over yourself

>> No.16690945

Got a point I had to force myself to like this shit in college just to get laid

>> No.16690949

>>16690940
My gf doesn’t like it while I do.

You have now been refuted. What now, incel baiter?

>> No.16690956

even if you are for some reason against the whole "raw fish bad" retardation there are so many americanized rolls that are deepfried and covered in sauce to the point you can't even taste the rice or nori

>> No.16691103

Who the fuck doesn't like sushi?

>> No.16691118

>>16691103
Flyovers 4chan-browsende losers think it’s White genocide
And quite frankly, I’m one of them

>> No.16691128

But I live in Utah and it all sucks here. Plus the mormon girls waiting for the missionary to return home are all picky bitches that wont touch fish and if they do they get the liquid shits.
How am I supposed to fuck a mormon girl in the ass if she has liquid fire shits?

>> No.16691432

>>16691118
based

>> No.16691462

>>16691118
no one is too redneck for americanized sushi, it's about as sophisticated as eating a tray of oreos

>> No.16691474
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>>16690940
I asked a stripper I like out to sushi about a month ago and she said yes. Problem is she’s always too busy to sushi but not so busy she doesn’t keep trying to get me to go see her at the club. Or stop texting me to chat about shit. Reason I didn’t ask her out the last year was because I was being honest trying to make things work with another girl, also an exstripper. I’m also being upfront with the current stripper but she’s obviously stringing me along now. Why can’t she just be honest and say no instead of playing with my feelings like this? She knows I like her and she acts like she likes me.
Women are cunts.

>> No.16691484

>>16691474
have you tried dating non-strippers? if nothing else trying to date someone who does night shifts is logistically unsound

>> No.16691489

>>16691474
If you don't stop this all now you're going to end up marrying a stripper

>> No.16691493

>>16691103
my dad is a surgeon and a surprising number of doctors will refuse to eat sushi

>> No.16691498

>>16691484
gooby plis. strippers are the hottest.

>> No.16691769

>>16691118
Dude I live in the ass end of the deep south and I adore sushi.

>> No.16691777

>>16690940
Enjoy your anal parasites

>> No.16691783

>>16691128
>she makes her own anal lube
What's the problem exactly?

>> No.16691785

>>16690940
My girlfriend is the one who doesn't like sushi, maybe she should get over herself. Stupid spic whore

>> No.16691805

>>16691498
hottest dumpster fires on the block

>> No.16691810

>>16690940
true. true.

>> No.16691874

>>16691474
As someone who blew a ton of time and money on strip clubs and strippers I would recommend you stop going to the strip club and dealing with strippers immediately. In the end they're nothing but trouble. Wait until she needs money, the texts won't stop.

Just typing this out made me weirdly horribly nostalgic for the strip club. Some people can control themselves around strip clubs and strippers, but some of us can't and need to avoid them at all costs.

>> No.16691883

>>16691777
checked

>> No.16692209

>>16691777
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.16692276

>>16691474
Imagine if she laughs about you with her naked stripper friends, nipples erect.

>> No.16692286

I would never take a girl out for sushi, I fucking hate women.

>> No.16692411

>>16691474
Strip clubs are a waste. Go to your local AMP and just get your rocks off there. It will be much cheaper.

>> No.16692441

>avocado in sushi

ngmi

>> No.16692478

>>16692441
Fuck you avocado is the best fruit

>> No.16692633

>>16691118
rice and fish are both foods that huwite people eat though.

>> No.16692650

>>16691874
>Some people can control themselves around strip clubs and strippers, but some of us can't and need to avoid them at all costs.
Me 100%.

>> No.16692663

>>16690940
Imagine not liking sushi

>> No.16692884

Took my gf out for sushi after her abortion and I felt bad for her so I agreed to try salmon sashimi for her and after one bite I began to gag and had to puke barely chewed salmon into my tea cup which I then poured into the tea pot to hide my shame and my gf was so out of her head on whatever pills they give you after an abortion so she doesn't remember it

>> No.16692890

>>16691493
>>16691103
Number one source of intestinal parasites in the western diet.

>> No.16692896

>>16692884
>after her abortion
Imagine killing your child and not caring.

>> No.16692914

>>16692896
It wasnt his.

>> No.16692923

>>16692884
did she continue to drink from the tea pot?

>> No.16692937

>>16692914
We just aren't sure and never can be now. I've made my peace with it.

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>> No.16693883

>>16692937
if you have to abort a fuckin kid to hide your cheating whore gfs habits you aren't gonna last long in that relationship. she already cheated on you once. she'll do it again.

>> No.16693977

>>16690940
>>16690945
Who the FUCK doesn't like sushi? What is actually wrong with you?
As a vegetarian it's one of the few meat dishes I miss.

>> No.16694289

>>16692633
midwestern white trash only occasionally eat rice if it's either instant white rice, rice-a-roni, or fried rice from panda express, and only eat battered fish sticks

>> No.16694411

>>16691777
>>16692890
Should've taken that ivermectin

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16694452

>arigatou faggot-san so you want knead rice for 10 fucking years before being allowed to touch fish?
>daijobu put on these fruity numbers and let's get started

>> No.16694461

>>16690940
Its fine she can have some sushi while I get some gyoza

>> No.16694490

actually it's the women who dont like sushi and only eat it because it's trendy
https://www.mashed.com/285798/the-unexpected-dish-18-of-people-pretend-to-like-but-secretly-hate/