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>> No.16689028

are those dates

>> No.16689030
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>>16689024
Does this count?

>> No.16689031
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16689031

Plumbros, where you at?

>> No.16689041

>>16689031
i wanna fuck a plum in its bum

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>>16689024

>> No.16689239
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>> No.16689247

>>16689239
,Really? They were kinda bland

>> No.16689253
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>> No.16689268

had a cherimoya for the first time yesterday

it was like 3 fucking dollars for 1 fruit but still it was pretty good. tasted like feijoa but with sweet apple and more substantial. super sweet and juicy but it was filled with these big ass black seeds that I had to be careful of.

>> No.16689273

>>16689031
One time, he farted an entire plum. I was plum surprised

>> No.16689317

are they medjool dates? They are like fudge of the trees. Dried fruit is great too, dried mango and sun-dried apricots. There is no need for candies

>> No.16689384

For me, it's watermelon

>> No.16689398
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>>16689384

>> No.16689422
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>> No.16689427

>>16689398
all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie

>> No.16689520

>>16689253
I love figs, too bad they have a shitload of calories

>> No.16689601

>>16689238
I don't like these, they make my shit red

>> No.16689604
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>>16689024
pic related, nothing can beat it

>> No.16689904

Love me dates. Nothing beats eating a tasty fruit AND knowing my money goes toward opressing women in Saudi Arabia or Iran.

>> No.16689922

>>16689904
my dates are all israeli :(

>> No.16689948

dried mfn figs

>> No.16689978

>>16689253
my man

>> No.16690070

>>16689422
greatest of all time

>> No.16690105

>>16689238
There's a pink variant? The one I ate had white flesh

>> No.16690114
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>>16689028
Yes, those are dates, dates that you could've had.

>> No.16690127

>>16689422
best girl

>> No.16690128
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16690128

Mango from the Philippines is amazing, can't eat any other mango.

>> No.16690176

>>16689422
>>16690128
Im so gay for mango

>> No.16690183

I also enjoy mango

>> No.16690205

My god the apricots in France during the spring/summer are fucking amazing

>> No.16690216
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>>16689604
Pretty based but I haven't had one in decades, so I don't remember what they taste like.

Pic related is my choice. If you haven't tried one yet you should.
It's one of the best fruits ever.

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mediterranean bros, only a few weeks left till the season starts

>> No.16690262

>>16690128
>>16689422
Indian mango is better.
But I got diarrhea from consuming tap water.

>> No.16690798

>>16689317
If you eat some dark chocolate (I use 85 or 90%) with dates it tastes like a brownie. Add walnuts and enjoy with milk to really get the brownie experience.

>> No.16690809
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For me it's the humble pear

>> No.16690820

>>16689238
>looks super cool and novel on the inside
>just tastes like a bland kiwi

>> No.16691104

>>16689024
dates are not fruit

>> No.16691113

>>16689030
SPBP

>> No.16691129
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>>16691104
>ywnbaw

>> No.16691198
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persimmon. this one variety we call Chocolate Korolyok (little king), it's almost always ripe and divinely tasty.
> mfw the season is IN
i pity everyone who hasn't had a ripe juicy PERSIMMON from the market

>> No.16691266

>>16689239
Too many seeds
>>16689247
They taste like watermelon, what are talking about?

>> No.16691352
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16691352

America's forgotten fruit

>> No.16691357

>>16689024
my sister shipped me 5+ lbs of those for christmas from an expensive gift store and I found out I'm allergic to them

>> No.16691391
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16691391

these shits

>> No.16691396
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For me its the tomato

>> No.16691465

>>16689239
Mexican detected.

>> No.16691494

>>16689024
>full of worms and parasite shit

Check twice when biting into a date, in North Africa there are insects that absolutely love to lay eggs into them.

>> No.16691602

>>16691494
Free protein

>> No.16691611
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>>16691396
Tomatoes are vegetables you goddamn retard

>> No.16691692

For me, it's durian. I love how people are grossed out by it when it tastes awesome and the texture is great

>> No.16691903
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>>16689317
Those in OP's pic are deglet nour, medjool dates look completely different (see pic for a few varieties).
My favourite are medjool and ajwa.

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>>16689024
>God tier fruits

>> No.16691920

>>16691611
They're literally a fruit. You know why people keep calling YOU a fruit? Because you're full of seed.

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Best fruit coming through.

Also I've realised lately that I absolutely love apples, I've been eating two per day for the last fortnight.

>> No.16691963

>>16691611
>>16691920
a tomegitable is both a fruit and a tvegetable , classidfied as any other part of any other part of the plant that you edible

>> No.16691980

>>16691963
So cool to see a natural language processing AI being trained in real time

>> No.16692047

>>16691954
I like eating lots of apples because they help to facilitate baby arm sized, compact shits

>> No.16692070

>>16692047
I actually only discovered recently that i was eating them wrong, i was trying to bite into them with my top teeth but realised you need to grip with the bottom and then snap up to rip off a chunk. Opened my eyes

>> No.16692084

>>16692070
I have a knife I always just cut chunks off with, helps to avoid getting any skin in my teeth, but yeah that does help break off chunks when biting into it

>> No.16692101
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>>16691391
Recently found yellow after a lifetime of green and holy shit the difference is unbelievable...

>> No.16692137

>>16691352
Still have two trees in my yard. Good stuff

>> No.16692145
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16692145

For me it's comice pears.

>> No.16692704

>>16691198
I'm lucky. There is a miniature variety that grows wild in the nearby woods

>> No.16692779

>>16689031
Red plums > black plums

>> No.16692870
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Just don't eat em in front of your monitor

>> No.16692975

>>16691352
I really want to try one of these

>> No.16692992
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Asian pears

>> No.16693031

>>16692101
Sadly the yellow ones are almost twice the price of the green ones

>> No.16693110

>>16690809
I love bartletts

>> No.16693121

>>16691198
BRO THIS IS IT
I SWEAR THIS IS IT

I had a slice of this when I was like 5 and my entire life I could never figure out what it was. All I remember was it looked like a sliced tomato.

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>>16693031
Dont care just bought $30 worth at costco. They had em up front out of the fruit section to get ppl to buy... definitely going away soon so I had to grab a bunch.

>> No.16693139

>>16691903
I didn't know there was so many types of dates
>>16690798
sounds good, I will have to try sometime

>> No.16693141

>>16689024
>0 strawberry
fucking retards

>> No.16693165

>>16689253
I don't like 'em
I have a fig tree in my backyard and I give it all away to friends/family

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>> No.16693369
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these fresh off the vine are so good bros

>> No.16693386

>>16690798
The best is replacing the date seed with a half walnut and drizzling tahini for an energy explosion. Black loose leaf tea with sugar will keep you going until the end of the day.

>> No.16693489
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>>16690262
>Indian mango
SIR

>> No.16693514
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16693514

I'm a simple man. Honorable mentions go to raspberries and grapefruit

>> No.16693524

>>16689024
Dates wrapped in smoked ham/bacon
>>16689253
Figs with a goat cheese filling

>> No.16693533

>>16693167
Yyyyeeeeaaahhhh BBBBOOOOIII

>> No.16693678

>>16693126
Even if they aren't fully ripe, they still taste sweeter and juicier than the regular green ones, so that's that, also
>$30
Jesus fuck, how many pounds are those?

>> No.16693699

>>16689024
For me it's butter and sausages for my crossbowmen and blades

>> No.16693701

>>16690820
This. I thought it tasted like a bland sandy coconut.

>> No.16693796

I hate these threads because people always have to pick the weirdest things like can't you just enjoy a good orange?

>> No.16693799

>>16693796
Oranges are good for like february only. Then they are always bland and taste like nothing but chewing on a plastic bag.

>> No.16693932

>>16693699
>not just feeding your army on a diet of bread and fruit that you plunder from Swadian villages
weak

>> No.16694592

>>16689273
F

>> No.16694606

>>16689024
Pic not related?

>> No.16694998
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>> No.16695920

>>16692137
Nice. Wish I had the room to grow them, but I doubt my apartment complex would appreciate a 30 foot tree hanging from my balcony.

>>16692975
If you're in the eastern US you should check local farmer's markets.

>> No.16695950

>>16689253
Imagine the wasps

>> No.16695956

>>16689422
Mango taste like cat piss

>> No.16695994

>>16689238
>tastes like dirt

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>>16695950

>> No.16696026

>>16691352
Fuck yes. Used to work in a botanical garden and the head gardener took me and my coworker one day to pick pawpaws. I climbed the tree and picked some, even took some that had fallen. It was a good day.

>> No.16696289

>>16696026
I'm surprised you could safely climb it. The wood is pretty fragile.

>> No.16696393

>>16695950
Figs literally devour the male wasps and incorporate them into the fruit - eating wasps is based anyway you dumb faggot

>> No.16696427

>>16695950
If I can't perceive them what difference does it make?

>> No.16696580

>>16691352

It pains me that I've only eaten three of these in my entire life. I planted several trees and all I can do is wait and seethe.

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>>16696580
>I failed to grow a paw paw tree
>til now - only tried but three
>I wandered out to plant some seeds
>inside this post I wait and seethe

>> No.16696619

I love sliced dried dates with yoghurt
Non astringent Persimmons are a great fruit too
>>16689253
Figs are definitely my favourite fruit
Have 4 trees in my garden and eat dried figs all the time

>> No.16697241
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Sweet, juicy, and hard to eat.

>> No.16697261

>>16696604
Of all the words of tongue and pen

>> No.16697320

>>16696604
>slipknot

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>>16692870
rookie mistake. red spots everywhere. not that i would know.

>> No.16697334

Eating a cantaloupe for the first time right now lads.
I'm not sure if I'm being filtered as a tastlette but this just tastes like nothing scented perfume

>> No.16698035

>>16689253
I've never had a good fig. Either that or they aren't for me.

>> No.16698043

>>16697334
Depends where you live, here in the south season is over for them.

>> No.16698121

>>16696289
I was in the middle and reached over to bring the branches towards me. The tree is hundreds of years old.

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>>16690809
This but not this.
Let them sit to ripen until nearly spoiled. So soft and juicy and ridiculously sweet. Best to eat with a spoon.
Fresh, firm pears are the exact same tier as apple, the leader of the proletariat of the fruit. But ripe, that's some gourmet shit.

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>>16698043
I'm an ausfag, turns out theyre not in season

>> No.16698661

>>16689031
Present.
>>16692779
Also this. Sadly I've never bought a plum in a grocery that haven't been anything better than kind of OK. The only ones worth chasing are picked directly from a tree. This year sucked for the ones I know that had plums so overall a disappointment from what they usually taste.

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Had these when on vacation on Madeira, never seen them before. Not very fancy but became our favorite.

>> No.16698805

>>16689031
they broke their teeth on the core that takes up 90% of the plant
>>16689239
you could at least say the name of the fruits, all of you

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>> No.16698879

>>16689238
I had a white one of these once. Entirely tasteless, like eating TV static. I've heard they can be quite good though.

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>>16698879
>Entirely tasteless, like eating TV static

>> No.16698893

>>16691903
>tfw only ever had Deglet Noor and Medjool dates

I love dates, no idea where I would be able to find all the different types where I live. Segai and Sukari Soft look good.

>> No.16699149

>>16698888
nice quads

>> No.16699208

>>16698879
wtf I love white dragon fruit now

>> No.16699241

>>16698888
Checked for truth and quads.

>> No.16699307

>>16696020
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.16699313

>>16691391
YES

>> No.16699416

>>16697241
got a tree of these but honestly cant be bothered eating them

>> No.16699467

>>16689031
only good when distilled

>> No.16699523

>>16690820
I worked in produce at a grocery store for 3 years and this was by far the most disappointing fruit I tried. Tastes exactly like a kiwi whisper

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>>16691611

>> No.16699572

>>16699552
I like this one.

>> No.16699993

>>16699416
Same. Im in FLA, The house I bought has a big ol tree of them, they are neat novelty. I was gonna try to make a liquor out of them, but i dont think Fla sells Everclear or Devils Spring. I used to make a nice flavored liqueur from elderberry back up north.

>> No.16700704

>>16691391
>>16692101
I went and bought a yellow after these posts and my god they're incredible.

Thank you anons

>> No.16700727

>>16699552
anime posters hate trannies and red dit. get your memes right son

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>>16689024
I love dates.
Also OTT figs especially paired with something savory as on a pizza or a sandwich.

>> No.16700886

>>16692992
Underrated post and underrated fruit. Like an apple/pear but 10x better. So crispy, juicy, and moist.

>> No.16700894

>>16689239
Way too many seeds and very bland, not worth the effort unless you're making them into juice.

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delicious hairy balls

>> No.16700969

>>16700752
My mom made this amazing pizza with fresh ones. Figs with prosciutto and goat cheese topped with a sweet balsamic vinegar reduction. Best thing she had ever made

>> No.16700995

>>16689031
i miss having plum trees man that shit was indescribably good. better than any candy

>> No.16701069

>>16700969
That sounds similar to the one I had, think it was garlic oil base and had arugula as well but yeah goat cheese and ham on top.
Too bad that place closed, I really need to learn to make my own pizza.

>> No.16701379

>>16689253
Figs are unholy, they're cursed by Jesus

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>god tier fruits
>no goat
i dare you to find one better

>> No.16701851
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these little fuckers, any south american bros had them?

they're available in Australia for like 4ish weeks in March and they're just unbelievably good

>> No.16701877

>>16691611
they're technically giant berries

>> No.16701885
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Not really a fruit but I fell in love with these when I went backpacking through washington last year

>> No.16701923

>>16701785
Dude is gay as the day is long but holy shit his products are quality. For years my 'nice' suits were all Brooks Brothers but one day I went into one of the TF boutiques to test a few bottles of cologne and ended up walking out with 2 suits that have been my go tos ever since. One black for formal occasions and one charcoal for office use. Both are the best I've ever worn. Plus his fragrance line is amazing.

>> No.16701968

>>16698805
I think you confuse them with peaches or cherries.
The core is pretty average in size, maybe 20% of the fruit volume, and separates smoothly. Now, peaches are bitches, a thin layer of flesh around a huge core with surface designed to cling to flesh as hard as possible.

>> No.16702149

>>16689024
Nectarines are highly underrated

>> No.16702163

>>16689422
I wanna fuck a mango

>> No.16702179

>>16693796
Some people don't live in Arizona and have their own regional ingredients Mason
>oranges, strawberries, blueberries, mango
Eating like a goddamned peasant in the age of man, you should be ashamed
Arbutus Unedo reporting live from sunny San Diego

>> No.16702415

>>16689024
Dates are shit tier and filled with insects
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-24979981

>> No.16702669

>>16689520
Are you a woman?

>> No.16702859

>>16696020
Truly we could learn from this beautiful culture...

>> No.16702898

>>16701379
explain

>> No.16703009

>>16702898
Mark 11:12-14

>> No.16703046

>>16689031
>have plum tree in garden
>put all the overripe/bird eaten plums on the end of those sticks you use for growing tomatoes
>fling them over the neighbour's into the nether
always fun, my dad makes a plum syrup/cordial during the plum season and it goes really well with vodka and lime soda water, always reminds me of sunny christmases :^)

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I eat these and lemons, like you would oranges

>> No.16703076

>>16702415
>Can't see them
>Can't taste them
>Can't feel them
>Aren't parasites that survive in the human body
Who gives a shit lmao.

>> No.16703311

>>16703009
thanks

>[11] And he entered into Jerusalem, into the temple: and having viewed all things round about, when now the eventide was come, he went out to Bethania with the twelve. [12] And the next day when they came out from Bethania, he was hungry. [13] And when he had seen afar off a fig tree having leaves, he came if perhaps he might find any thing on it. And when he was come to it, he found nothing but leaves. For it was not the time for figs. [14] And answering he said to it: May no man hereafter eat fruit of thee any more for ever. And his disciples heard it. [15] And they came to Jerusalem. And when he was entered into the temple, he began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the chairs of them that sold doves.

that passage isnt about figs

>> No.16703330

>>16703311
First of all, verse 15 has nothing to do with the fig tree scene. This is widely recognized by Biblical scholars both religious and secular. But you're right about the scene not having anything to do with figs. The scene is actually controversial and has many interpretations especially owing to how apparently out place it is in the gospel

>> No.16703361

>>16696020
bees

>> No.16703364

>>16703330
id say that 15 is related to the fig tree, it makes more sense when you consider whats next

>[16] And he suffered not that any man should carry a vessel through the temple; [17] And he taught, saying to them: Is it not written, My house shall be called the house of prayer to all nations? But you have made it a den of thieves. [18] Which when the chief priests and the scribes had heard, they sought how they might destroy him. For they feared him, because the whole multitude was in admiration at his doctrine. [19] And when evening was come, he went forth out of the city. [20] And when they passed by in the morning they saw the fig tree dried up from the roots.

luke has the parable of the fig tree and both are talking about the state of faith at the time. matthew speaks of knowing them by their fruits as well.

>> No.16703437

>>16703364
That's not the parable of the fig tree. The parable of the fig tree is in Luke 13, where Jesus is talking about attempting to establish followers here on earth who, for one reason or another, do not follow His teachings and therefore are destroyed by God the Father. I see this as evidence that whenever Jesus is talking about figs, he is referring to the Kingdom of God, not the Jews.

>> No.16703477

>>16703437
the temple is a fig tree with a great many leaves that looks as if it is growing well, but for years has not borne any fruit. if it does not bear fruit then tear it out. whats the point of a temple that doesnt bring people to god.