Post your favorite unitasker, you posses.

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Anonymous Sun Sep 12 22:14:05 2021 No.16688241 [Reply] [Original]

Post your favorite unitasker, you posses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 12 22:23:11 2021 No.16688263 Garlic press and potato masher

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 12 22:25:42 2021 No.16688270 fork

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 12 22:31:35 2021 No.16688289 potato ricer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 07:26:23 2021 No.16689602 Poop knife

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:03:04 2021 No.16690559 File: 42 KB, 488x488, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16688241 This $2 milk frother I got at ikea. Use it for coffee, vitamin powders, almost every other day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:04:37 2021 No.16690569 >>16690559 just got one of these, pretty good for coffee

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:05:53 2021 No.16690574 >>16690559 That sounds like you're using it for more than one task...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:08:01 2021 No.16690585 File: 765 KB, 1385x2850, 0389D8D5-4AEF-41ED-A44D-8F3D5B96E0AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got one of these as a gift and actually use it. Guacamole tool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:12:55 2021 No.16690601 >>16690559 have you ever put it up your ass? asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:14:30 2021 No.16690603 >>16688241 My rice cooker.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:16:16 2021 No.16690609

>>16690585
are you supposed to handle it from both sides? you'll get your hands dirty and I hate it. shit tool
and what's that end, presumably 4 parallel blades to slice it? they can't be blades because they're obviously not, so then what? a scoop? no, because it would fall through the holes. so then it has to be some sort of masher to make guac.
so it's a plastic knife on one end, a masher on the other? fucking why?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:42:34 2021 No.16690681 >>16689602 poop fork

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:45:58 2021 No.16690695

>>16690609
You clearly handle it in the middle. aka “the handle”.
The serrated bit slices the avocado skin. The spoon bit next to the serration scoops the pit and the flesh. The mashy end mashes.
Are you just memeing or can you seriously not tell these functions from visual inspection combined with having been told it’s for guacamole?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:50:25 2021 No.16690708 File: 58 KB, 800x800, 902F3B99-D4B4-496B-892B-1F845168B062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the fucking bomb

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 13:57:40 2021 No.16690737

>>16690695
didn't see the scoop part of the plastic end
i still don't get why.
if you want to make guac, you're going to be using a chef's knife to cut the other ingredients anyway. a spoon to scoop and serve. I guess the fork is the one extra thing you'd have to wash if you want to mash the avocado but you'll use it to eat anyway.
and then take into account that a plastic knife is worse than a non-plastic knife, a flimsy mashing instrument is worse than a fork, and I'm just confused and angry. it looks uncomfortable to boot
I can stomach those ripcord onion dicers because they can do things a knife can't, but this thing doesn't do anything unique. it's 3 separate tools that you'll end up using anyway put into one cheap looking, uncomfortable tool
but hey man if you enjoy it that's good :)

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:35:12 2021 No.16691919 >>16690737 >chefs knife to cut veg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:36:13 2021 No.16691923 >>16690708 is anti rape sleeve?

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:40:47 2021 No.16691945

No matter what /ck/ says, I love my rice cooker. Yes I can cook rice on the stove, but this means that I have more stove space available for other things, and I can put my rice on super early and let it just flick over onto the 'keep warm' function and stay there while I do other things.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:54:53 2021 No.16691999

>>16691945
rice cookers have 100% figured out how to cook rice perfectly basically 100% of the time, with almost zero effort. take the cup the comes with it, measure rice, measure water, turn it on and wait. no effort whatsoever, and you can cook the rest of your meal without having to worry about it. why do you think every asian household has one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:56:27 2021 No.16692004 >>16691999 i hate rice cookers but i cant argue with those digits

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:57:18 2021 No.16692009 File: 432 KB, 1440x1080, 20210725_173255 shrunk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all it does is pump out delicious espresso

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:57:34 2021 No.16692011 >>16692004 He's not wrong though. I guess if you want to be stuck up about it you can just get a pressure cooker and use that for rice on top of other things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:58:27 2021 No.16692014 >>16692011 i guess ive never cooked rice that often to need one bu ti just put it in a pot with some boiling water and it comes out just like restaurants

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:58:51 2021 No.16692017 >>16691999 >every asian household has one? source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:59:40 2021 No.16692022 >>16691919 horrible try retard not for one second did i think to bite the bait

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:00:23 2021 No.16692024 >>16692017 He just means is a common appliance in an Asian kitchen. Like how Americans commonlY have those cuisinarts. Quit being so pedantic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:01:27 2021 No.16692028 >>16692014 desu the biggest reason i like it is that it frees up stove space

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:02:22 2021 No.16692034

>>16692024
i'm not being pedantic but claiming that every asian uses a rice cooker is a bold statement that need to be verified because if asians really use an appliance to cook rice then it must work but if anon is full of shit to justify his own sorry purchase then that's wrong and misleading advice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:02:23 2021 No.16692035 >>16692017 https://www.amazon.com/Where-There-Asians-Rice-Cookers/dp/9888028081

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:03:54 2021 No.16692040 >>16692035 nice advertisement

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:03:59 2021 No.16692041 >>16692028 It helps with multitasking also. As another anon mentioned you just turn it on early and forget about it. I bought a 3 cup recently, don’t regret it a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:04:28 2021 No.16692044 >>16692034 It's not a bold statement, and you're being a pedantic deboonker who wants to argue for the sake of arguing. You will get no further (You)s.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:04:56 2021 No.16692045 >>16692035 >amazon.com >tells me to buy stuff IMAGINE MY SURPRISE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:05:04 2021 No.16692046 >>16692034 No he’s right, it’s just not literally every. But is very common, common enough to give the concept credibility

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:05:44 2021 No.16692050
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>>16692040
you caught me, I'm Yoshiko Nakano, author of "Where There Are Asians, There Are Rice Cookers: How “National” Went Global via Hong Kong" from 2009, please buy my book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:06:02 2021 No.16692051 >>16692044 >you're right and i'm wrong so i can'[t argue any more. you win. thanx champ.;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:07:05 2021 No.16692055 >>16692050 you linked to an amazon page that sells a book telling you why you need to buy a thing kys for even defending that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:08:40 2021 No.16692064 >>16692051 Not that guy but I’m the one that originally called you pedantic. This was my answer >>16692046 and if you can’t see it in terms of commonalities as I mentioned, only in absolutes, then yes you’re being pedantic. Choice is yours though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:09:48 2021 No.16692068 >>16692064 >Choice is yours i choose not to buy a unitasker to cook rice when a pot works just fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:11:15 2021 No.16692072 File: 75 KB, 881x1024, ((You)).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >16692068 okay mr cool guy you don't have to buy a rice cooker. go take your meds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:11:39 2021 No.16692073 >every asian uses a rice cooker!! >source? >zomg stop being so pedantic. i bought one so everyone i know has one (me)

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:12:20 2021 No.16692076

>>16692068
It does work just fine. Another perk I thought of is it’s consistency guarantees your cleanup is as minimal as possible. Yes a good cook should be making rice that way anyway. I’m just saying it’s one less thing To think about and you basically get it for free

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:12:40 2021 No.16692078 >>16692072 >>16692068 don't mind me. just getting the (You) that i deserve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:13:41 2021 No.16692080 >>16692073 Do you actually know any asian people or watch any asian cooking videos? You'd not doubt the claim if you did. I'm going to stop responding to you now btw

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:13:56 2021 No.16692082

>>16692072
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>>16692068

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:14:39 2021 No.16692088 >>16692076 well i have limited bench space and don't eat rice often enough to justify the purchase and whenever i want rice i just use the uber eats app to order some

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:15:02 2021 No.16692090 File: 2.86 MB, 720x720, food balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys can we get back on topic and ignore the ricecel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:15:52 2021 No.16692095 >>16692009 >All it does >he doesn't know >https://twitter.com/foodnetwork/status/1075016661328113666?lang=en

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:15:59 2021 No.16692096 >16692082 denying (You)s is necessary

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:16:03 2021 No.16692097 itt. buyer's remorse

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:17:15 2021 No.16692102 >>16692095 that's interesting but i don't think that my steam wand works any more. i never use it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:17:46 2021 No.16692107

>>16692044
>>16692046
>>16692064
Anon's being pedantic probably because anon has no Asian friends, much less been in dozens of Asian homes. If pedantic anon had, pedantic anon would know that virtually every Asian home has a rice cooker, often the big 10-cup ones, and it's also very common to see those rice dispensers that look like a water cooler with the 5 gallon jug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:19:27 2021 No.16692111 >>16692088 Right I’ve done that too. But the ubiquity of the rice cooker is indisputable w anyone that knows what they are taking about. I mean my god they are present in every cheap Chinese buffet, ever. Am I right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:19:27 2021 No.16692112 >>16692107 show me a michelin star chef using one and i'll consider buying one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:19:59 2021 No.16692114 File: 72 KB, 975x1071, 972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16692112 lmao who the fuck is talking about michelin star chefs using anything? kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:20:09 2021 No.16692116 >>16692112 I didn't realize that the majority of Asians were michelin star chefs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:20:28 2021 No.16692117 >>16692111 how often do you use yours? be honest.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:20:28 2021 No.16692118

>>16692096
Hi, me again. I think you must consider a post number citation to be some sort of "upvote methadone". Sadly, I know, it isn't. It's a feature of the in-line extension designed to improve 4chan's browsability! Here is the post you intended to link to: >>16692082
Remember, we're not in Reddit anymore, Toto!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:20:38 2021 No.16692120 >>16692112 >Michelin star chef michelining because of his rice kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:21:55 2021 No.16692124 >>16692117 Once/twice a week. I try not to overdo it on rice as a starch. But I’m not Asian

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:22:03 2021 No.16692125 >the television told me to buy a thing and you should feel bad for not falling into the jewish trap

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:23:04 2021 No.16692132 >>16692124 do you clean it every time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:23:11 2021 No.16692133 >>16690681 poop ladel

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:24:37 2021 No.16692141 >>16692129 still need a knife to cut the onion in half

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:24:43 2021 No.16692142 >>16692112 While I'm stirring your mom's meat pot with my beef stick, my trusty rice cooker's preparing perfectly cooked rice for our dinner. Gotta keep my strength up to keep up with that naughty minx ;-)

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:25:54 2021 No.16692146
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>>16692125
>television
boomer detected
>jewish
/pol/ detected
Fool I use a Japanese brand anyway. You know, the same team as your beloved hitler, who probably couldn’t cook rice to save his life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:26:36 2021 No.16692148 >>16692142 my mother is 70. you better fuck her real good because my mother deserves the best. i gotta go to work now. delivering food on my motorcycle. probably rice cooked perfectly on a stove

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:27:37 2021 No.16692153 >>16692148 LOL. Good one anon. Cheers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:28:26 2021 No.16692162 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, No tools required.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2021 >Using any tools

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:28:57 2021 No.16692165

>>16692132
Of course I do my dishes every night. And honestly it’s easier to clean than a pot. Again, it’s a double edged sword, but because it’s a unitasker it makes that one thing as simple as possible. The important thing to consider is to choose only unitaskers that justify their means, usually due to frequency of use. This idea that unitaskers are unilaterally wrong is a fucking meme. Started by Alton brown no less

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:35:55 2021 No.16692189 salad spinner

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:36:57 2021 No.16692195 >>16690559 you can make mayonnaise with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:39:01 2021 No.16692199 >>16692189 Salad spinners worth it too. Apparently I’m a fan of the unitasker. But I’m the guy on this bread advocating the salad spinner, rice cooker and garlic press. Find what you cook a lot and don’t be afraid of the unitasker!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:05:48 2021 No.16692288 >>16692009 *expresso

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:17:57 2021 No.16692334 >>16688241 i have a wooden spoon that works wonders. it even collects syrupy gunk from the like a naturally coating of flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:20:30 2021 No.16692347 >>16691999 a pot will do the exact same thing, its takes a special kind of forgetfulness to burn rice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:21:51 2021 No.16692353 >>16692141 just break it with your hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:31:08 2021 No.16692388 >>16692288 >expresso >actually isnt very quick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 04:40:46 2021 No.16693547 >>16692009 >That one fucker at work who tried steaming powdered cocoa and milk at work It took forever to clean and I have rarely been so mad in my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 05:06:58 2021 No.16693593 Stove It does one thing, heat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 05:07:31 2021 No.16693597 Oven

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 05:08:18 2021 No.16693599 >>16692347 A pot also takes up a burner, has to be watched, has to be timed, and rice won't always be perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 05:13:10 2021 No.16693606 >>16688241 Plates

Anonymous Tue Sep 14 06:10:53 2021 No.16693715

>>16693599
>A pot also takes up a burner
i dont believe you need all four burners for a typical meal. a rice cookers takes up bench space too
>has to be watched, has to be timed
unless the rest of your food is also set and forget then youd be nearby to watch it anyway, only have to glance at it every now and then
>rice won't always be perfect
yes it will, rice is so easy bro just trust me you can do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 06:59:01 2021 No.16693803 >>16693593 >his stove doesnt freeze his food ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 07:17:52 2021 No.16693837 >>16692133 poop thermometer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 07:21:06 2021 No.16693850 >>16692050 i fucking knew it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 09:57:11 2021 No.16694283 >>16692023 probably costs 150 dollars. It's relatively easy to make it with a bag of maseca

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 10:17:38 2021 No.16694345 >>16692288 I will cut you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 10:22:23 2021 No.16694362 >>16694283 No, its $500+

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 10:25:03 2021 No.16694375 >>16692195 Mayonaise is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 10:27:45 2021 No.16694391 >>16692146 Technically they didn't work together at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 10:38:16 2021 No.16694428 >>16691912 That actually seems reasonably cool.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 13:28:06 2021 No.16694960 File: 259 KB, 466x537, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16694908 But it also has a bottle opener >Obligatory toaster post

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 14:49:46 2021 No.16695243 >>16688270 You can use those >as an eating utensil >for mashing avocados >as a whisk >to tenderize meat >for turning steaks in the pan >to get pickles out of the jar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 15:01:20 2021 No.16695268 >>16692023 >let's take the shitty idea of a k-cup coffemakers and use it to make tortillas lmao that can't possibly be a real thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 15:05:13 2021 No.16695276 >>16691999 I just buy minute rice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 15:42:10 2021 No.16695380 >>16690559 Yeah that's some alien anal probe lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 16:07:04 2021 No.16695434 >>16692023 >Hispanic vs actual [insert Latin America demonym] And people say Kickstarters aren't a scam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 16:09:21 2021 No.16695446 File: 42 KB, 600x600, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish it could do more things than just slicing :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 16:17:29 2021 No.16695475 >>16695276 >I just buy minute rice. is this stuff full of preservatives and really bad for you, or just has a few more preservatives and not that bad for you?

Anonymous Tue Sep 14 16:25:05 2021 No.16695494

>>16694960
The house I grew up in had bad heating, so I once tore the front of a cheap toaster and turned it on with the idea being that it would make a nice makeshift portable heater. On a timer too, so it wouldn't waste too much power for a good bit of heat. Never got to test it out since I got beat pretty badly after cracking the little slut open, but I'm certain toasters are multitask machines if you were to put my theory to the test.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 16:31:19 2021 No.16695509 >>16692129 Imagine washing that shit

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 17:00:25 2021 No.16695594 >>16691923 looks more like a pro-rape sleeve

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 18:21:41 2021 No.16695849 File: 1.40 MB, 2040x2040, 123993CB-3D91-4187-A683-FD0D827A88F8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Great for beating the wife and kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 18:25:23 2021 No.16695872 >>16688241 Dick sucker

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 18:25:37 2021 No.16695873 >>16688241 That doesn't looks like a unitasker. You could probably use it for grating or zesting a number of things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 18:41:21 2021 No.16695926 >>16690675 Is this a troll thread? Spatula's are clearly not unitaskers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 18:42:58 2021 No.16695932 >>16692112 Masaharu Morimoto uses one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:01:54 2021 No.16696032 >>16690609 a spoon and butter knife could do all that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:02:58 2021 No.16696037 >>16695926 name one thing it does other than scrape the sides of a container?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:03:35 2021 No.16696040 >>16695932 he's not a chef he's a television presenter who is paid handsomely to use products™ on television

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:20:55 2021 No.16696106 >>16696040 He was a chef long before he was on TV. He's also got a Michelin star. Seethe more eurocuck. You're just mad that this ricenigger has appropriated your tire company travel guide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:24:33 2021 No.16696119 >>16696106 whatever you say, mang. find other ways to deal with your buyer's remorse because idgaf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:25:44 2021 No.16696121 >>16695932 >Masaharu Morimoto uses one. how do you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:29:02 2021 No.16696133 >>16691999 It takes you maybe once with a burner to learn what setting you should boil rice at. Anything can measure proper amounts if you use the same container to measure the rice and water

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:30:59 2021 No.16696141 >>16692034 Most Asian families use them because they make large amounts of rice, and that will hold it warm for as long as they want

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:31:14 2021 No.16696142 >>16692129 Good tool if you have no electricity I guess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:31:59 2021 No.16696144 >>16696141 >Most Asian families use them is that what the man on the telly said? have you been inside most asian homes? didn't think so

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:41:15 2021 No.16696180 >>16696144 I've been in a few, plus my roommate was Asian. They had rice cookers. >telly yeah bong when we say "Asian" we mean East Asian, not pakis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:43:17 2021 No.16696186 >>16696180 >my roommate was Asian zoomers opinion don't count because they lack patience to cook rice properly on a stove. they are literally the unitasker generation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:50:58 2021 No.16696208 >>16694375 you're american

Anonymous Tue Sep 14 19:56:46 2021 No.16696234
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>>16688241
this 2€ egg slicer, it's fucking retarded but it's the best way to get good clean hard boiled egg slices for a sandwich, i tried with a cheese string but it's hard to get a straight cut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 20:03:45 2021 No.16696269 >>16694908 Also doubles as a DIY circumcisor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 20:07:28 2021 No.16696282 >>16691912 this was meant for cocaine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 20:11:32 2021 No.16696300 File: 209 KB, 828x738, 292F03AC-5C66-4EE0-8DBE-C4DBD2F520F5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is the favorite, i possess

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 20:39:57 2021 No.16696436 >>16696234 wet your paring knife before going through the egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 21:01:17 2021 No.16696540 >>16696300 use your hands retard, soap is $1

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 21:11:45 2021 No.16696584 >>16692028 Fair, I don't have a rice cooker because I'd rather free up bench/ storage space. I've got four burners and two small saucepans so I'd rather cook rice on the stovetop

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 14 21:47:34 2021 No.16696746 >>16696540 why would i when i have one of these?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 05:42:44 2021 No.16698064 >>16696133 the beauty of rice cookers is they turn themselves off after cooking the perfect rice. you cant really do that with burners

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 06:09:23 2021 No.16698096 File: 10 KB, 651x434, WU1040100120_01_wusthof-classic-v202009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16688241 It only cuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 06:13:00 2021 No.16698104 File: 46 KB, 500x522, this-bait-came-from-the-moon-36297489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16692288

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 06:14:49 2021 No.16698107 File: 763 KB, 761x761, 1587917608837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16695849 >And kids OP clearly asled for UNItaskers. Retry, and succeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 06:27:25 2021 No.16698124 >>16698096 It crushes too, if you use on garlic and on its side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 10:30:56 2021 No.16698598 >>16698107 women are not adults, so its still a unitasker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 10:53:22 2021 No.16698635 >>16690559 cant you just spin a whisk REALLY fast for the same effect

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:13:52 2021 No.16698686 >>16691999 you can also use it as a steamer so it's not even a multitasker i steam dumplings in mine

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:20:48 2021 No.16698703 File: 43 KB, 720x540, poopspoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690681 POOP SPOON

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:26:33 2021 No.16698710 File: 97 KB, 1200x1200, 7320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, it's the Juicero

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:38:26 2021 No.16698744 >>16692117 Literally 3 or more times a week

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:45:24 2021 No.16698760 >>16696180 Have viet wife Visited viet senpai all over US Visited viet coworkers all over US Have Taiwanese friends Been all over vietnam visiting senpai Been to sri lanka with friends from there Every Fucking House Had A Rice Cooker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:50:20 2021 No.16698774 >>16698710 https://youtu.be/_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:55:02 2021 No.16698779 >>16692023 I fucking love that ad and how it almost comes off as racist against Asians the way she rolls her Rs like Engrish Ls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 11:58:24 2021 No.16698792 >>16695243 Pie crust crimping tool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 12:21:44 2021 No.16698847 >>16698779 That's just standard pronunciation for Hispanics who've lost their accent but bring it back only for Hispanic words or names.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 12:27:04 2021 No.16698857 >>16692288 espresso is an italian word, or an english loan word from italian, expresso is a reasonable, acceptable translation into english from that word

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 16:03:12 2021 No.16699463 >>16698760 we get it, you’re a gay fuckin weeb. stop embarrassing yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 19:30:27 2021 No.16700152 >>16692162 Just when you thought British cooking couldn't get any worse

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 19:49:42 2021 No.16700209 >>16688241 Can opener i guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 19:55:16 2021 No.16700226 >>16698064 Yes, turning a nob is too difficult

>>	Flight boots Wed Sep 15 20:01:37 2021 No.16700249 File: 163 KB, 1495x2048, n0xkxrfdx6w41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 20:07:21 2021 No.16700265 File: 565 KB, 1206x798, 1610459472779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 20:54:57 2021 No.16700427 File: 17 KB, 600x600, 1614095332580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16700226

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 20:56:50 2021 No.16700431 File: 1.19 MB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20201116-232802_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16699463 Woe is me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 21:12:01 2021 No.16700479 >>16691959 This. What you lose in garlic you save in time. Beats mincing like 8 cloves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 21:16:01 2021 No.16700495 >>16696234 Extra sharp paring knife and draw the blade as you cut, don't just smash it down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 21:57:27 2021 No.16700645 >>16696436 >>16700495 ignore these posters >>16696234 keep using the slicer

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 21:59:50 2021 No.16700651 >>16698096 It stabs too, which is handy for ... occasions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 22:26:54 2021 No.16700748 >>16700249 Based. I want the purple one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 15 22:27:56 2021 No.16700754 >>16700431 I fucked her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 03:26:54 2021 No.16701723 >>16700431 Nice. However, clean your fucking house. Or get her to do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 03:35:28 2021 No.16701739 Anyone using a garlic press needs to permanently get the fuck out of the kitchen. It smashes the garlic, it's makes a mess, it's hard to clean. If you can't peel and mince your garlic in no time with a chef's knife, you don't belong in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 03:49:54 2021 No.16701782 >>16690708 Condom extractor

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 03:59:18 2021 No.16701790 >>16701739 >It smashes the garlic well yeah, so does the side of a knife >it's makes a mess wut? >it's hard to clean. fucking WUT? you literally clean it like any other item

Anonymous Thu Sep 16 04:02:09 2021 No.16701794

>>16701790

T. dogshit cook

Pressing garlic with the side of the knife doesn't smash the garlic, it just releases it from its skin. Garlic press smashes juices out of garlic.

It makes a mess. Wet garlic peel and garlic stuck all around/on the garlic.

Compared to simple, clean peeling using a knife. No juice leaking, peel comes off in one nice piece.

Same reason you don't want to smash/bruise your herbs, though I doubt you even know what herbs are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 04:04:09 2021 No.16701799 >>16701794 >It makes a mess. Wet garlic peel and garlic stuck all around/on the garlic. youre the one who is a dogshit cook, you peel the garlic before putting in the crusher you nonce >juice leaking wtf are you even on about

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 04:07:43 2021 No.16701805 >>16701799 >literally never cooked a day in his life. lurks on a cooking forum for some reason go back to wherever you came from

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 04:09:49 2021 No.16701813 >>16701805 legitimate troll

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 04:10:50 2021 No.16701815 File: 2.35 MB, 3000x4000, IMG20210916180659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16701794 Such a juicy mess, brb I have to hose down my kitchen now

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 04:39:05 2021 No.16701866 >>16698774 So what I'm getting from this video is that the juicero is an over engineered mess because the designers basically gave the person in charge of creating/ordering parts for the machine a blank check?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 04:51:27 2021 No.16701881 >>16692347 A pot won't have my rice done by the time I get home from work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 05:02:55 2021 No.16701895 File: 106 KB, 800x512, DSC_7158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16696234 They're good for mushrooms too.

Anonymous Thu Sep 16 05:10:37 2021 No.16701901
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>>16701895
no. mine isnt even wire but small blades, wire would snap very soon, or the welding spots would break off. it basically never cuts fully because the last bit of the shroom stretches. and picking out the bits of shroom with a toothpick is anything but fun or quick, dishwasher doesnt work either.
its fine for cutting pickles and surimi for a salad, but is no time saver because on the board you can stack that shit. the only benefit is uniform size, and even that doesnt fully apply because the end spaces are larger than the usual spacing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 05:12:12 2021 No.16701904 >>16690708 pocket pussy warmer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 05:16:47 2021 No.16701910 File: 304 KB, 1001x751, eggwich2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16701901 >wire would snap very soon, or the welding spots would break off I've been using mine for 15 years. Lord only knows how old the metal one my mother has is.

Anonymous Thu Sep 16 05:24:45 2021 No.16701921
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>>16701910
obviously with mushrooms and not eggs, shrooms are far tougher. mine is two years old. after experimenting i found it to be of use for nothing but eggs. and if you dont mind getting your hands dirty you can just hold the egg in your hand and slice it with a small knife, tho there is obviously a little bit of risk in that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 05:37:10 2021 No.16701944 >>16696540 >hands Where can I get one of these?

Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:13:14 2021 No.16702119

>>16701799
>>16701794

donkey ass motherfucker

https://www.amazon.com/ZYLISS-Susi-Garlic-Press-Need/dp/B007D3V00Q

If you're buying a peeler and still manually peeling your garlic you're doubly retarded

It still makes a mess, smashes juices out of the garlic, and is entirely unnecessary.

You want to know how many quality restaurants use garlic presses? 0. Exactly 0 in the entire world. Using a garlic press instead of quickly mincing with a knife gets you thrown in the nearest pizza oven.

These fuckin kids man. "oh i need a Slap Chop (TM) to cut my onions, it's soooo haaaard to dice onion" -- that's you. That's what you are when you use a garlic press.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:14:15 2021 No.16702120 >>16702119 If you're buying a press***

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:19:03 2021 No.16702129 >>16702119 im not sure if you are trying too hard, or a re just dumb as pigshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:26:25 2021 No.16702146 >>16702129 Dumb as pigshit, smart enough to know garlic presses are dogshit. Waste of time, waste of money, worse end result. You'd have to be dumb as pigshit to use one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:29:18 2021 No.16702153 >>16702146 trying too hard it is. better luck next thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:29:29 2021 No.16702155 >>16692017 Whitey clueless

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:32:22 2021 No.16702164 >>16692034 Bongs are insufferable, glad you cunts lost the Euros, deserved

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:35:12 2021 No.16702171 >>16702153 Go be stupid somewhere else. I'm sure /fit/ will take you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:36:21 2021 No.16702173 File: 1.20 MB, 480x238, 1617571969939.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16702171

Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:39:58 2021 No.16702182

>>16702119
>It still makes a mess
why do you keep insisting on this
>You want to know how many quality restaurants use garlic presses? 0. Exactly 0 in the entire world
holy shit you said something right for a change, restaurants peel 20 heads of garlic and throw it in a food processor. im not using 20 bulbs of garlic though im getting 1 clove for a pasta or spinach dish that i dont even have a knife and board out for

i think i finally understand how Adam Ragusea feels

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:40:55 2021 No.16702184 >>16701866 Yes it is a fantastic machine for doing something you could do just as easily with your own hands. Over engineering is bad engineering. But I suppose they had to justify the obscene costs somehow.

Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:44:54 2021 No.16702194

>>16702173

The dumb are always so ignorant to their own stupidity

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/garlic-presses-and-other-tools-chefs-never-use

“I don’t know anyone that uses one.” — John Stage, Dinosaur BBQ (New York City)

“What did that poor garlic do to you? Just throw [that garlic press] away. Now.” — Greg Baker, The Refinery (Tampa, Fla.)

"A knife does a better job. And most of the time you need a knife after using the device to chop the garlic finer. So we are wasting energy and creating more things to wash.” — Christopher Lee, The Forge (Miami, Fla.)"

https://www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/why-garlic-presses-are-useless-article

"Garlic Presses Make Your Food Taste Bad"

"Garlic Presses Are Not the Fastest Way to Mince Garlic"

"Garlic Presses Are a B*#$% to Clean"

Garlic press users are embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:46:20 2021 No.16702200 >>16702182 >he thinks restaurants use food processors to prepare their garlic It's insulting to even reply to this. Go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:47:20 2021 No.16702203 >>16702194 post timestamped video of you mincing garlic and i will literally throw my garlic press in the bin

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:49:14 2021 No.16702209 >>16702194 holy fuck, you actually are That fucking stupid. lol, thanks, you legit gave me a good loud laugh. have a nice day man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:49:16 2021 No.16702210 >>16702200 thanks for legit confirming you dont have any idea what youre talking about, what head chef is gonna pay someone to waste time handmincing a kilo of garlic

Anonymous Thu Sep 16 07:55:30 2021 No.16702226

>>16702203

Well bud, it's 8am and, much like using a garlic press, that's just too much effort for me. I think I'll live without your approval of my knife skills.

>>16702209

I guess making special needs kids laugh is a good thing? Be happy bud, you deserve it.

>>16702210

Really poor attempt at trolling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 16 15:50:55 2021 No.16703774 a shame the thread was killed by one sperg. oh well.

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