/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16685851]

Lettuce , Tomato,
DO NOT BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR A BURGER

you literally cannot dispute this
SOGGY COLD VEGETABLES
LETS SLAP THEM ON A SEARING HOT BURGER!!!

[Anonymous No.16685862]

You're silly

[Anonymous No.16685865]

>>16685851
Truth.

[Anonymous No.16685867]

yummy

[Anonymous No.16685871]

>>16685851
Stop whining.

[Anonymous No.16685894]

>>16685851
>vegetables are "soggy"
I take it you also burn your patty to a crisp, you massive autist

[Anonymous No.16685913]

I typically like mustard pickles and onions on a burger, but sometimes I like all the vegetables with mayo and ketchup or whatever special sauce a place has.

[Anonymous No.16685978]

>>16685851
>soggy
Just say you've only ever eaten fast food and save us all the time.

[Anonymous No.16686281]

i'll put whatever the fuck i want on my burger and there's nothing you can do to stop me. if your lettuce is soggy, stop getting shitty lettuce. don't store you tomatoes in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.16686321]

>>16685851
>meats
>egg
>pineapple
>beetroot
>tomato
>lettuce
you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

[Anonymous No.16686345]

>>16685851
>lettuce
>soggy
Lettuce is suppose to be crisp. You dont even know what high quality lettuce is lol

[Anonymous No.16686396]

>>16686321
how do you eat that?

[Anonymous No.16686398]

>>16685862
Dis

[Anonymous No.16686401]

>he takes the lettuce and tomato off of a loaded burger

Lmao

Tomato on a burger gives a ketchup taste without the ketchup

[Anonymous No.16686436]

>>16686396
i like to bite it with my mouth

[Anonymous No.16686442]

>>16686401
Tomatoes taste nothing like ketchup

[Anonymous No.16686554]

>>16686442
Confirmed for never biting into a loaded burger in his entire life

[Anonymous No.16686895]

>>16685851
>soggy vegetables

Are you letting your assembled burger sit for 10 minutes before eating it?

[Anonymous No.16686910]

Lettuce is structurally important for keeping patty grease out of the bottom bun.

[Anonymous No.16686932]

>>16686321
The pineapple obscures the beetroot. Pineapple people are idiots.

[Anonymous No.16686937]

>>16685851
Don't use iceberg lettuce, you grungy fuck.

[Anonymous No.16686962]

>>16685851
the heat of the burger cooks the lettuce

[Anonymous No.16686998]

>>16686932
don't bully the pineapplefags
their taste buds have long been destroyed by bromelain.

[Anonymous No.16687008]

>>16685913
Based merica

[Anonymous No.16687183]

>>16685851
I whole heartedly disagree. If you ever had korean bbq, the crisp lettuce wrap is goat

[Anonymous No.16687207]

>>16686396
>how do you eat that?
First, remove the beets, discard.
Next, remove the pineapple, save for dessert.
Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.16687242]

>>16686321
>no onions

[Anonymous No.16687256]

>>16685851
Grilled onions and your spread of choice, throw on a slice of cheese, toasted bun. s'all you need. If you want veggies have em in a side salad.

[Anonymous No.16687397]

>>16685867
Slav. That's a Slav burger.

[Anonymous No.16687403]

>>16685851
Have you considered not being a dumb tastelet?

[Anonymous No.16687409]

i like how carl's jnr™ put a big piece of lettuce on the bottom. it's crunchy!

[Anonymous No.16687421]

>>16687242
onions are fried as a side at any good barbie.
xmas usually calls for chopping up 2-3 kg of onions and frying them up.

[Anonymous No.16687507]

>>16685851
and cheddar doesnt belong on an chicken sandwhich... swiss/monterey jack or gtfo

[Anonymous No.16687591]

>>16686321
No yolk for me, I'm on a diet.

[Anonymous No.16687593]

>>16685851
how fat are you

[Anonymous No.16687596]

>>16685851

I order my burgers with extra lettuce, love that crunch

[Anonymous No.16687598]

>>16687421
Why did you even say that? Nobody asked for more information about Ausfailia.

[Anonymous No.16687611]

>>16686321
based
beetroot haters do not know what they're missing

[Anonymous No.16687695]

>>16687598
it's an aussie thread now cunt
either post aussie shit or fuck off

[Anonymous No.16687730]

>>16685851
The lettuce is needed as a stabilizing factor for sandwich composition and to provide a more complex texture profile

[Anonymous No.16687749]

>>16685851
no lettuce, no 'ger
simple as

[Anonymous No.16687873]

>>16687695
This is some real poverty shit.

[Anonymous No.16687880]

>>16687873
Crybaby nigger.

[Anonymous No.16688165]

>>16685851
I tend to agree

[Anonymous No.16688168]

>>16686910
That's what the mayo is for

[Anonymous No.16688184]

fuck off with your meat sandwich, it needs fresh crunch

[Anonymous No.16688192]

>>16688168
youre using oil to protect the bread from oil?

[Anonymous No.16688383]

the real hack is that there cannot be anything too watery under the burger. the first thing you taste is whatever is solid and closest to the bottom bun. thats why sauce goes on the top and bottom of the burger. you can only use onion, jalepenos, or bacon on the bottom because lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, pinapple whatever else is too watery and dilutes the burger flavor before you can actually taste it. if the tomato is in the burger it needs to be touching a patty or cheese or bacon because if its touching something like lettuce it will slip and slosh the structure of the burger either displacing the top bun or displacing itself and coming out of the burger. lettuce protects the top bun from becoming soggy from other ingredients and provides a texture break from the other ingredients but the problem with lettuce is that the only way to keep lettuce from suffering the same fate as the tomato is by making it shredded which means you have to choose between a tainted top bun or a more fussy and slippery lettuce that doesnt break with the rest of the burger.

[Anonymous No.16689160]

>>16685851
Wrong

[Anonymous No.16689735]

>>16688192
No, you're using an emulsion to block the grease from soaking into the bun

[Anonymous No.16689780]

>>16686932
The pineapple is supposed to go on the Australian chicken burger with the lot.
Beetroot goes on the beef, pineapple on the chicken.

[Anonymous No.16689782]

>>16686436
Didn't realize you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, anon was just wondering how non-mutants could eat such a burger.

[Anonymous No.16689796]

>>16687730
>>16688184
>every food needs to contain every texture or it's no good.
Textureniggers are a fucking cancer on the food world.

[Anonymous No.16690139]

>>16689782
>me on the way to the burger place

[Anonymous No.16690190]

>>16687591
Dis nigga looks like my aunts bf