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16681197 No.16681197 [Reply] [Original]

It's Fall, y'all. Any webms welcome but let's see some seasonal shit.

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>> No.16681273

Is there something wrong with his right hand?

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Almost Halloween.

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>> No.16681297

it stopped working after his second stroke

>> No.16681300

and now that sausage is dry like beef jerky

>> No.16681444

that seems like it would just spook the heck out of your asshole when you cram it up there

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>> No.16681509

Imagine being two faps in when your arm just gives up on you like a disappointed parent having their kid repeating the 5th grade for the 2nd time

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>> No.16681717

>colored hands
>those finger nails

Fucking disgusting whore.

>> No.16681755

Kek anon takes mummy dicks

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>> No.16681791

who tf eats from tins lmao poorfag

>> No.16681826

>bite into it
>stuffing squirts out from other side on your carpet

>> No.16681947

people who want some Bush's baked beans.

>> No.16681995

wasted apples

>> No.16682014

Nobody if this retard is opening them.

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>> No.16682211

what the fuck

>> No.16682232

to slováci opravdu...?

>> No.16682239

>whipped cream on a filled hot dog
You just know some gay motherfucker or 40 year old single fat woman made this recipe.

>> No.16682259

half of the food you'll see on social media is just for entertainment and not really intended to be eaten

>> No.16682321
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best on the market by far, don't even respond if you haven't had one

>> No.16682442

Am I the only one incredibly annoyed by the helicopter mom who feels the need film her kid doing the wrapping but then can't let the kid actually do it? And then instead of letting the kid brush the weiners with egg she does it instead. Such half assed parenting.

>> No.16682506

weiners in a blankie

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>> No.16683468

Eh, she's working not playing, if it were like this at home with all the time in the world, that's shitty, but she needs instagrammable results and not the naturally misshapen wrap the kid would have produced.

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>> No.16684103

Sweetangos are good if you want a perfectly ordinary apple with solid crispiness, solid crispiness, solid juiciness, and nothing more. Opals are way better though for something in the general sweet category, and as someone that prefers tartness, Mcintoshes are the best.

>> No.16684139

Club soda should be added to the drinker's taste separate to the mixture

>> No.16684159

Ah ah ah, it's keto ;-)

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>> No.16684996

Imagine paying 5000$ for an apple kek

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Tun die Amerikaner das wirklich?!

>> No.16685013

We've already proved that they aren't American.

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>> No.16685043

It’s spring again.

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>> No.16685064

what disability does this guy have

>> No.16685068

this one of the kids who would fail at putting the monkey statue together

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>> No.16685315

also, maybe the kid asked her for help?

>> No.16685317

>cooked to 150F
won't the dark meat still be pretty chewy?

>> No.16685345

: |

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>> No.16685373

Oh, and also solid crispiness.

>> No.16685377
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Is this actually a common problem?

>> No.16685382

This guy should not be wearing a synthetic fiber jacket.

>> No.16685383

Well fuck, now I want a pizza. Screw you anon

>> No.16685384

Why do Indians love the poo colour so much, they artificially introduce it in their videos? I've had pav bhaji, and the sloppa was red, not brown. It did taste good though, even if it is a really basic recipe. Might have something to do with the billion tons of butter in it, which is odd for a race that is mostly lactose intolerant.

>> No.16685388

Why would indians be lactose intolerant? They rely on milk and dairy so much they worship cows

>> No.16685392

>that'll be $50 + tip

>> No.16685397

Gen Z are the perfect consumer slaves. They are utterly helpless and entirely dependant on delivery food services to eat, they worship corporate branding as a central part of their identity, and they hold a vast, ingrained preference for gimmick and novelty over quality, which is something we can see from McDonald's rehashing their exact same menu items over and over with one or or two things changed, bam now it's the 'Saweetie Meal' now we're 'Behind the Scenes' with these new sauces with Chinese moon runes on them. I weep for them.

>> No.16685403

>a great hamburger
>that fucking sloppa
lying cunt

>> No.16685405

I really want me some Pav bhaji now.

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I wouldn't be surprised if it's more than 50 actually.

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>> No.16685799

It's not a real, as in meant to be eaten, recipe. The closing title card even says not to make it.

>> No.16685812 [DELETED] 

>3 packs of Velveeta
Lmao no wonder niggers are so obese

>> No.16685848

This is a sign of negligent parents more than stupidity. I was shown how to use a can opener at like age 5. It's obvious here that for at least 16 years of this lad's life no one bothered to show him.

>> No.16685881

Whoa whoa, you can't let a kid try to work out how to use a can opener, you'll get cancelled and dropped from all your podcasts.

>> No.16685998

what the fuck

>> No.16686059

Do nogs really think Old Bay is called "Obey" or is this a joke?

>> No.16686066

It has to be a joke. "Old Bay" isn't hard to say.

>> No.16686209

those ants give a zingy citrus flavor to it. not even kidding.

>> No.16686214

why? is it only for attention?

>> No.16686220
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He used to be a professional eater, but retired and now does chugging challenges on Youtube. It's a living.

>> No.16686223

I like how this webm caused me to say "fuck you" out loud as an automatic reaction to such pretentiousness.

>> No.16686236

Yeah, but this poster is has no life and posting these same webms in every thread is his only purpose.
Be kind. He has nothing else going for him in life.

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>> No.16686258

definitely burned on the inside and uncooked on the inside

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>> No.16686276

They literally can't read, functional illiteracy is found in the majority of the black population

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>> No.16686740

You should try making a yeasted flatbread, it really does take two minutes to cook.

>> No.16686811

How hot do you think that oven is?

>> No.16686844

Boomer parents.

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Normal people use one of these.

>> No.16687274

nigga what the fuck is wrong with these people

>> No.16687333

that's a hot dog anon

>> No.16687352

>dairy in indian food is odd
kek you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about

>> No.16687353

He's trying one method after another, and will eventually figure out how to do it. Meanwhile, old people, when faced with unfamiliar technology, immediately say "I don't know how" or "I'm not a technology person" and get someone to do it for them. The sentence "just look it up" or "just try clicking buttons until it works" doesn't make any sense to them; knowledge is something you either have or don't have.

>> No.16687360

> das boot

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He's tough.

>> No.16687364

This is just a parody, right?

>> No.16687365

>the child you are raising has not been exposed to can openers before puberty
>it's his fault

>> No.16687375

> Okay food journalist, what's your opinion of this dish?
> It's tasty, like a hamburger is.
> Can you elaborate? I mean, what's the dish like?
> Um, it's like bubble and squeak, but foreign.
I don't even need sound to know that this is a British show.

>> No.16687406

>"I'm not a technology person"
I work technical service, and I hate this phrase more than anything else in the world. Inevitably, whenever anyone calls and says this, they're 70 years old and have no idea what Bluetooth is or why their new headphones don't magically connect to their phone when you turn them on.

>> No.16687500

those ants taste like lemon

>> No.16687529

>tfw only learned how to eat apples last week
Pink lady favourite so far. Have tried jazz and red delicious too.

>> No.16687540

To be fair, physical tools tend to have some indication of their purpose. Software meanwhile is plagued by "UX" "Experts".

>> No.16687558

no shit sherlock. that woman is far too skinny to be americ*n

>> No.16687597

is this the woman who had the octopus implant eggs in her face? i remember reading about that a few years ago

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>> No.16687961

>To be fair, physical tools tend to have some indication of their purpose. Software meanwhile is plagued by "UX" "Experts".
No, not "to be fair." Modern user interfaces are super simple, and even if they're not, you can google just about anything these days. That's the real difference between boomers and everyone else: Everybody else googles their questions, while Boomers call IT/the library/their kids and force them to help instead because they can't be assed to find the answer themselves.

>> No.16688897

Someone post the Egg Vendor webm

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>> No.16689082

I have soy wrists, those things hurt my hands

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>> No.16689138

That doesn't look bad

>> No.16689199

ok zoomer

>> No.16689209

I've had pizzas cooked quicker than that webm from pizza places in Italy. Those ovens are ridiculously hot and the stone underneath doesn't lose its temp.

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>> No.16689235

this would either clear your sinuses or make your eyes explode

>> No.16689294

these stupid fucking tasty webms are always the fucking same

>take meat, cheese and random shit
>wrap it in dough
>bake 20 minutes
>if we havent included marinara sauce yet, dip it in now

>> No.16689302

What do you expect? They're content aggregators. But they make HUGE money on it, so it's obviously only growing.

>> No.16689617
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>> No.16689878

Butter has almost no lactose in it. Yogurt has about half as much lactose as fresh milk while also containing bacteria which helps digest it. Lactose intolerance is only really an issue if you're consuming a lot of fresh milk/cream or fresh soft cheese.

>> No.16690076

I unironically love herbal soups and was just looking at the herbs last weekend. Thank you anon.

>> No.16690212

it actually looks like someone puked on the food

>> No.16690352

yeah it looks awful

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>> No.16690560

>onions always red
>unless anyone knows better

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>> No.16690593

someone needs to clip this together so it looks like gordon ramsay made it

>> No.16690656

>starch served in starch
do euroweenies really.....?

>> No.16690691

>generation Z
>dude clearly in his 20s

>> No.16690706

zoomers are 21 now

>> No.16690718

Yeah I had no idea, apparently Indians consume copious amounts of fresh milk, cream, cottage cheese (paneer) and yoghurt every day.

>> No.16690782

>when you're 1/119 italian

>> No.16690812

What is halloween?

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>> No.16690833

What's the wet green stuff?

>> No.16690860

Nice try reptilian.

>> No.16690889

>they're 70 years old and have no idea what Bluetooth is

Why would they spend their last years learning about some nerd bullshit?

>> No.16690960

that looks horrendous, nothing green, nothing browned

>> No.16690992

I watched his India trip not long ago, I like his shows.

>> No.16691025

>have two strokes
>keep eating like a mongrel
This man has an offspring.
Yes, there's someone out there for all of you, if you just look. But more importantly, we're fucking doomed.

>> No.16691043

Don't shit on the chefs for making money.
Shit on the well-off cucks that create these markets.

>> No.16691049

You know what they say: third time's a charm. Jack is clearly tired of being alive and is trying to suicide by food.

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>> No.16691073

learn to shut the fuck up when you dont know what youre talking about

>> No.16691139

That's from a Las Vegas restaurant buddy

>> No.16691144

>A little autumn platter
>or you could call it a winter platter

Well which one is it you insufferable Grant Achatz knock off?!

>> No.16691156

Kek, gay people don't eat food like that. Someone's hetero aunt who watches Big Mouth and posts minion pictures on her Facebook made that

>> No.16691278
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Multiple offsprings.

>> No.16691325

soy jack on 0:18

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>It's Fall, y'all.

>> No.16692197

>Why would they spend their last years learning about some nerd bullshit?
I don't know, but obviously they need to know it right now

>> No.16692200

Damn this looks good. Could you do this with scrambled eggs instead of boiled?

>> No.16692273

Well getting fucked in the ass by a big nigger with aids was my million dollars idea

>> No.16692278

of course they do, the chip butty exists

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>> No.16692361
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>> No.16692366

wtf la beast.....

>> No.16692496

thats actually healthy as fuck, I do a less meme version of it
on dry stomach after waking up
it clears anything in your body
I use 80% alcohol with it tho

>> No.16692512

yeah just add them later

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>> No.16693449

I love this just because I love thinking about how many italians seethed at this

>> No.16693461

No idea don't speak to them

>> No.16693511

aye carumba

>> No.16693541

Imagine putting your dick through that

>> No.16693624

incels can't stop themselves from raging at women even when the video tells them it's a joke. very pathetic.

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>> No.16694048

>wtf la beast.....
You see him eating cacti/shit so spicy he throws up and has diarrhea for days and are surprised when he's eating butter sticks?

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>> No.16694367

>her face when the feet start moving

>> No.16694380

>spends the whole day doing zoomershit
>"Waaahhh, it's my parents fault that I don't know anything"
if that helps you sleep at night, bro, then sure, but don't go spouting that nonsense everywhere

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I still can't believe this fucking happened.

>> No.16694449

based digits

>> No.16694476

That's jack jr's wife

>> No.16694558

What oil does he add in the beginning?

>> No.16694568


Oh noooo daddy is teaching me to take care of myself with realistic consequences for the inability to give myself basic needs.

Good lord, I was cooking myself toasted cheese at that age.

>> No.16694602


This kind of shit infuriates me. Not because of the chef, because they're simply milking the money from retards. How absolutely sheltered and elitist to you have to be to think that eating leaves on a plate is a cultured experience? It's beyond stupid and is akin to eating at a really touristy spot in a foreign country and saying to yourself "I'm so cultured, this is what the people here eat."

I fucking hate the rich and their ignorant crapulence.

>> No.16694614

CPS got sent round to him for it too.

>> No.16694615

Pls respond

>> No.16694643

So when the goldfish goes belly-up and starts floating towards the top, does it enter the oil strata and cook itself? Also, how much extra is that?

>> No.16694658

Could be ghee in that heat, but you can just use a neutral vegetable oil.

>> No.16694662

Hm. Might go with Ghee, just for shits (lel) and giggles of being authentic.

>> No.16694670

Here's the recipe https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/whole_eggs_in_coconut_23624

>> No.16694680

Thank God because that would make me a disgusting subhuman shitskindian like you

>> No.16694683

Oh awesome! Thanks dude!

>> No.16694700

Stop talking shit just to be able to complain if you don't know what the fuck you're on about, faggot.

>> No.16695246

>a professional eater
lmao fucking americans

>> No.16695283

there is something strangely jack-like about this webm, the way he shows the meat off after he cuts it, the way one of his arms hangs down lifelessly as he slices the meat, and how he moves slowly enough that you might think he's had a stroke

>> No.16695322

>This kills the Italian

>> No.16695342

>Americans boil their water in a microwave

I still find this funny,

>> No.16695364

I like to call it-the leaf blower plate-myself

>> No.16695373

i don't which is worse, the chong eating the live babies, or that attempt at garnish.

>> No.16695436

Still one of the funniest edited webms ever

>> No.16695469

So you had a shit youth and everyone else has to suffer? This is why everyone on this site is a subhuman waste of neurons.

>> No.16695640

if you're too dumb to open a can in any way , you deserve to starve

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>professional eater
muh freedoms

>> No.16695790

way too much bread

>> No.16695986
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What the fuck his daughter looks like haylee from Modern Family

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>> No.16696006

>the forbidden cheese

>> No.16696014

During the pandemic, I found that it was the 80 year old women who wanted to keep having their coffee club who figured out the technology the fastest. I used to work for an IT department that was utterly hopeless when it came to learning how to use zoom.

Zoomers are the dumbest when it comes to understanding how modern technology works. They may understand how to do a few things, but they're completely useless when it comes to using technology for something other than tiktok.

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Maybe in their dreams

>> No.16696024

someday I will buy one of those hams and eat it in big fucking bites

>> No.16696034

In your home country of Commistan, you have to stand in line to receive the precise number of calories that the government have determined are required for you to live and perform your government assigned work. That sounds like it sucks, but you don't have to be stupid enough to think that's a superior system.

>> No.16696041

165 is the recommended temperature for poultry. You might notice the chewy meat, but then the salmonella will kick in.

>> No.16696052

why are americans trying to steal mexican jail food culture?

>> No.16696056
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Low quality bait, mate.
Imagine destroying your body by junk food in country with no free healthcare. That's literally "loaning from future me" move.

>> No.16696068

This is an adaptation of prison food. That's all stuff that you can get from the commissary and cook in your cell. It makes sense that a nigger would be familiar with it.

>> No.16696072

There's no way that's american. We're not stupid enough to eat canned beans with breakfast. There's tomato in there too, which means it's english.

>> No.16696078

i thought that was a brit thing

>> No.16696092

Seethe on poorfag. I make more than you'll ever dream of, and my healthcare costs are still pretty insignificant.

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Good to be you then, your income is not dependent on eating stuff that killing you ironically.

>> No.16696158

I thought this was Jack

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Lmao burger. Not only are you living in the proverbial "interesting times", you are living in the most """interesting""" place, too.
You won't want to buy your way out of the prison, until they take away your right to do so. And then you Will want to escape.
And won't be able to.

>> No.16696233

Yeah, there was a generation that had both worlds. Technology was a little intimidating, it didn't come off as user-friendly, it was meant for work.
I think it was Windows XP with its bubbly shell design where things started getting too simple, the precursor to all of our tap touch Tech
If you cared to learn, you were going to learn it

>> No.16696281

what happened next? did she ded?

>> No.16696302

It happens with all technologies, there are only really a couple generations that understand how the thing works, then everything gets refined and obfuscated to the point of magic. It's hilarious that people think kids are "digital natives" now, when they're growing up with nothing but walled off social media apps. People used to know how to service their own cars, but no one with a modern car could be seen as an "automotive native".

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butter the toast

>> No.16696367

Based Legends of the Hidden Temple viewer
i miss being a child in the 90's

>> No.16696380

Boiling water in a microwave is extremely weird in bongland.
We all have electric kettles for this purpose only.

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>> No.16696693

Daughter in Law, that's is one of his son's wife.

>> No.16697490

I can bring a cup of water to a rolling boil from room temp in 1:30. How quick is your kettle

>> No.16697522

Probably much faster cause the outlet voltage is almost double what america is.

Literally the onky good thing about living in earrape

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>> No.16697834

This is just one course on a presumably 10+ course meal plus wine. Ues you spend alot but youre not "only" eating what you see, and no you dont eat the leaves.

>> No.16697846

Ive never been so upset at a steak before

>> No.16697853

its gotta be some kinda sweet bread, like a hawaiian roll, right?

>> No.16697879

Ive made this before, its a good recipe and I like most of this guys cooking travels.

>> No.16697887

Ive been meaning to try this, is it actually good?

>> No.16697903

Ani papež je nezachrání

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Was high on caffeine already?

>> No.16697927

Hey I know this guy from real world police, he got arrested again for being in possession of another stolen Glock.

>> No.16697952

American circus performance

>> No.16697956

This but into my mouth

>> No.16697960

Not a fucking thing and never will be.
This is vomit from clickbait noizzfood which reports to ringer axiel springer which is from Switzerland and Germany.
Poor attempt to shill American garbage food videos to zoomers.
If I am ashamed than it would be way we murdered beef and turned it into shoe sole when making steak.

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>> No.16697979

looks comfy and tasty

>> No.16697981

All GUIs made it too simple. Too many fuckers using Windows 3.1 didn't even know how to edit autoexec.bat

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>Wensleydale at :12

>> No.16697987

Why? Because my local Japanese shop sells it. I don't believe its a sweet bread

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>> No.16698072

He didn't teach her, that's the thing, he just told her to do it and that she couldn't eat until she did it

>> No.16698108

I'm sure there's context missing but the article doesn't really go into detail, at least not in the pic but I find it hilarious that they refer to him as "bean dad"

>> No.16698116

I thought it was supposed to imply the cook was a four armed monster

>> No.16698133 [DELETED] 

>Laneock Football

>> No.16698139

this thread's not altogether as cumpfy as I'd hoped :[

>> No.16698141

>Lamecock Football

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>> No.16698227

Hammond! you blithering idiot!

>> No.16698293

It can boil a litre of water in two minutes, so presumably much quicker for just a cup.

>> No.16698303

You'll have to try it and report back, I just came across the ad and thought it was interesting to see five massive slices of bread being sold alone.

>> No.16698311

not with all that sugary sauce he smothers it in

>> No.16698325

nip bread is full of sugar and tastes like shit

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Yes, a fine specimen to showcase the keto diet
*clap* *clap*

>> No.16698528

Don't listen to this retard, I've been eating chicken cooked to 145 for years and nothing bad has happened.

>> No.16698569

Yum *sips*

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You'd love using one of these then.

>> No.16698649

There's such a thing as too much seasoning.

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>> No.16698683

It's quicker. Tell me why this is a bad thing.

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>> No.16698730

jesus, he is retarded

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>> No.16698849

Europoors don't have enough room in their tiny comblock kitchens for a microwave.

>> No.16698872

>make burger
>drench the entire thing in fucking sauce

The entire point of a goddamn sandwich, burgers included, is that you can eat your entire meal in one package WITHOUT GETTING YOUR FUCKING HANDS DIRTY.

>> No.16698917

disgusting :D

>> No.16698933

For fuck's sake.

>> No.16698950

Fucking euro trash and their food

>> No.16698969

his daughter is kinda qt ngl

>> No.16698976

You never see her swallow the food btw

>> No.16699011

Not Americans, blacks

>> No.16699026

there is no context missing it was a twitter thread and its really just
"open this can with a can opener or don't eat" and the kid could not figure it out because she's 4 so she didn't eat until like 4 that night and her reward was a can of beans. Is it the worst thing in the world as a parent? No. Is it very fucking dumb to brag about it on social media? Yes.

>> No.16699029

adorable girl

>> No.16699037

One wrong bit of wrist movement and its over

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just don't make a mistake lol

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>> No.16699154

Interesting, I didn't even know he had a daughter. The body language between her and his son suggests they might be fucking. Do you think Jack knows?

>> No.16699162

That kids presentation is total shit and the flames under his wok are no where near high enough to provide proper wok hei. China was a mistake.

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>> No.16699274

>I didn't even know he had a daughter
He doesn't. He has two sons.

>> No.16699478

>That kids presentation is total shit and the flames under his wok are no where near high enough to provide proper wok hei. China was a mistake.
Pretentious whytoid you can't handle one mg of capcisin in your food and dare tell me that I make my food wrong?

>> No.16699494

>plate has 4 things
>can only eat the last one

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>> No.16699862
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does anyone have the webm/gif of the compilation of dirty indian street food, making dough with feet, sticking whole arms in soup and chutney??

>> No.16699882

Yes but you're posting some off topic anime bullshit.

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>> No.16699959

It's not fall until the leaves start to turn color.

>> No.16699987

If he had boomer parents, he'd know how to use a can opener.

>> No.16700087

I don't know why, but this video without the edited parts makes me more uncomfortable than not

>> No.16700096

serrano ham is fucking delicious

>> No.16700102

I apologize to OP.
I looked outside and the leaves are changing color.

>> No.16700155

my head says no but my heart says make it and become the fat

>> No.16700179

>full course meal

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>> No.16700277

where are her tits?

>> No.16700279

Wtf is in that thing? Ice cream? Rice?

>> No.16700338

Wow a 10 course meal comprised of things like apple and leaves all for the low price of $500? Gee, thanks.

>> No.16700343

What are you wanting anon?
>take a plate
>shit on it
>eat it and kill yourself you fucking pig

>> No.16700357

I just use a knife

>> No.16700661

Keksimus Maximus

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>> No.16700680

damn, is this the burguer king i've been hearing about lately?

>> No.16700741

his arm twitches to pull it down, damn

>> No.16700855

How is learning how to take care of yourself at a young age a "shit youth"?

>> No.16701041

Why is a green goblin baking?

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>> No.16701073

Now there's a face I haven't seen in a long time

>> No.16701120

Why does molten metal look so good bros?

>> No.16701153

They werent talking about the taste or how it looks you fucking imbecile. Why the fuck are americans so truly retarded?

>> No.16701323

I was going to look up the menu to prove you wrong but I couldnt find the restaurant. But I assure you theres probably pheasant, reindeer, some fish or steak, these type of meals will have multiple "main" courses.

>> No.16701667


same, i didnt know what i was looking at and for a sec i thought it was jack cutting into a completely raw piece of meat that was somehow charred on the outside.

>> No.16701674

what the fuck

>> No.16701692

fuckin stupid ass robot

>> No.16701975

>Eat beans or die
>Taking care of yourself


>> No.16702062

>the indulgence of eating a cracking [third world sloppa] is like a great hamburger
I simply disagreed with this sentiment. You fucking imbecile.

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