/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16681032]

if your "cheese" has even a microgram of carbs in it then its not real cheese.

[Anonymous No.16681046]

>gatekeeping food meant for children

[Anonymous No.16681052]

>>16681032
even the most aged cheese still has a little bit of lactose left

[Anonymous No.16681103]

OP you just inspired me to melt some cheese and pig out.

thanks

[Anonymous No.16681127]

>>16681032
If your ‘cheese’ is made with pasteurised milk then it’s not real cheese.

[Anonymous No.16681182]

>>16681046
yeah nah. milk is for children, cheese is for adults

[Anonymous No.16681190]

>>16681103
just eating melted cheese?

[Anonymous No.16681195]

if ur mouth has a microgram of my dick in it then ur gay lmao owned nerd

[Anonymous No.16681201]

-t. ketofag

[Anonymous No.16681204]

>>16681195
>microgram of my dick
so your whole dick?

[Anonymous No.16681212]

>>16681204

[Anonymous No.16681250]

>>16681201
obsessed & obese

[Anonymous No.16681259]

>>16681250
I do keto too, I just don't go around telling everybody that like it's my fucking gender or something. Stop crying about carbs in public and just avoid them on your own.

[Anonymous No.16681264]

>>16681259
carbs in cheese has nothing to do with keto, it has to do with avoiding shitty cheese products
obsessed & obese

[Anonymous No.16681275]

>>16681264
>carbs in cheese has nothing to do with keto, it has to do with avoiding shitty cheese products
Carbs in cheese are caused by the small amount of sugars that are already in milk.
It just means the cheese is less aged.
The longer a cheese is aged, the more residual milk sugars go away.
For somebody obsessed with a diet, you sure don't know much about how your food is made.

[Anonymous No.16681294]

>>16681275
>For somebody obsessed with a diet
youre the one who brought up your own obesity diet for no reason, stop projecting like the fat balding cuck you are lmao

[Anonymous No.16681299]

>>16681294
you're the one crying about carbohydrates ruining your food

[Anonymous No.16681308]

>>16681299
>mentioning carbs mean keto!!!
O B S E S S E D & O B E S E

[Anonymous No.16681313]

>>16681308
There's no other reason why you would cry about the 1g of carb in a piece of cheese except you're butthurt that it's there.
Logic, let's use it.

[Anonymous No.16681418]

>>16681190
no wrote it for the shock value. I stuffed salami with cheese and put in in the oven a while. was super tasty

[Anonymous No.16682571]

>>16681127
That's not exactly fair, a lot of countries REQUIRE all milk to be pasteurized. In the US, the cheese has to be aged longer than 6 months to be able to use unpasteurized milk.

[Anonymous No.16682741]

>>16681313
Maybe there are some food items where carbs really don't belong..?
Just because you're obsessed about keto doesn't mean every single fucking instance of wanting zero carbs is about that.

[Anonymous No.16682747]

>>16681204
lel

[Anonymous No.16682753]

What. It's dairy... which has lactose

[Anonymous No.16682758]

>>16681052
You are full of crap. I am lactose intolerant but still get top tier shits after eating blue cheese

[Anonymous No.16683884]

>>16682571
Totally fair. Aged cheese is good. Unpasteurized cheese is good. Pasteurized is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16684512]

>>16683884
By your definition then, fresh cheeses like Feta or Ricotta that are made in the USA from pasteurized milk are 'fake cheeses'.

[Anonymous No.16684517]

>>16681204

[Anonymous No.16684544]

>>16682758
Are you saying it must have no lactose because you don't get sick from it? It's a small amount but it's still there. Lactose intolerant people can still usually have up to 12g of lactose before they start experiencing symptoms, but you'd have to eat pounds of most cheese to get 12g of lactose.

[Anonymous No.16684683]

>>16681182
Cheese is just more milk

[Anonymous No.16684702]

>>16684683
cheese=milk–sugar

[Anonymous No.16684738]

>>16684512
Yes they are. Get some standards like the rest of the world has.

[Anonymous No.16685673]

>>16683884
It’s just warm milk. I don’t know why you backwards ass euros throw tantrums about it. Doesn’t your queen make up laws that you can’t be mean on the internet?

[Anonymous No.16685703]

>>16685673
Because it results in less flavourful cheese. Why do Americans throw tantrums about raw milk? It won't kill you.

[Anonymous No.16685775]

>>16681032
Nice bait

[Anonymous No.16686028]

>>16681182
Dairy in general is for kids

[Anonymous No.16686047]

>>16682571
Life ain’t fair.
All cheese produced in the USA is objectively, fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.16686060]

>>16685673
>euros
>your queen
yikes do burgers really

[Anonymous No.16686082]

>>16686028
because children eat blue cheese all the time

[Anonymous No.16686138]

>>16682758
Nope. A regular cheese will start around a 40% lactose content, while after 6 months it will start to decrease. The older the cheese, the lower the lactose content, but that does not mean it won't have. That's why lactose intolerant people can eat aged cheese, you ignorant dumbass

[Anonymous No.16686148]

>>16685703
No, it won't. But our governments are run by a bunch of Karens who have delusions of turning us into eurocucks, so they constantly jerk off over random things to make illegal.

[Anonymous No.16686320]

>>16682571
>That's not exactly fair, a lot of countries REQUIRE all milk to be pasteurized
I don't exactly care what you consider to be "unfair", that's your fault for living in a cucked country that cannot handle non-burnt milk cheese

[Anonymous No.16686331]

>>16681250
>if you're not on keto you're obese
Believe it or not, more fat people do keto than thin people

[Anonymous No.16686388]

>>16681032
I really don’t give a fuck whether I’m eating real cheese or not lol

[Anonymous No.16686410]

>>16686331
Being a lazy fatass is the only reason for a retarded keto diet unless you're suffering from epilepsy.

[Anonymous No.16686418]

>>16686060
You all used to have absolute monarchies. Even though most of you got rid of them, or transitioned it to an honorary position, you still seem to miss being dominated by the government. You're all constantly begging to be told what to do, where to go, and what to think.

[Anonymous No.16686423]

>>16686418
>You all used to have absolute monarchies
yikes do burgers really

[Anonymous No.16686615]

>>16686423
This is objectively correct. It might not be true today, but it certainly has been throughout history.

[Anonymous No.16686624]

>>16686615
my country has never been a monarchy
americans are so fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.16686633]

>>16685703
The law was implemented to prevent listeria problems. That is why raw milk can be used for cheeses that will be aged for longer than 6 months, as this process kills the listeria bacteria.

[Anonymous No.16686663]

>>16686624
What country?

[Anonymous No.16686692]

>>16686663
If you include the Russian, Ottoman, and Holy Roman Empires as monarchies, it's hard to think of anywhere in Europe that hasn't been part of a monarchy at some point. San Marino, I guess, if you don't count the occupation by Cesare Borgia.

[Anonymous No.16686773]

>>16686692
HRE wasn't really a straight monarchy with all its sovereign substates. Many also argue that most modern nations only exist for like 200 years so it's hard to justify that their country was a monarchy when in fact most regions of the modern nations each had their own fürst/prince/bishop. Many ex HRE nations are nothing like GB, Spain or France what Americans seem to imagine as monarchies.

[Anonymous No.16686804]

>>16682758
Is lactose intolerance linked to people with very low IQ levels? Like 63 on average? And do lactose intolerant people also tend to have a high incidence of the MAOA gene? Just aksing.

[Anonymous No.16686842]

True, hard cheese is the king of cheese.

TIER LIST

1. Old Gouda (2 year minimum)
2. Mimolette
3. whatever